Mission Rejected

What happens when the world's greatest spy decides NOT to accept his latest mission? Find out in MISSION: REJECTED! StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet PhillipsKevin McGrath as The Mission Voiceand Robert Killion as Security Guard/The Admiral.

A South American dictator is trying to gain support in the United States...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringDevin Plantamura as Parking GuyJose Maria Bejarano as El PatoJohn P. Dowgin as Joe the PlumberJillian Ivey as Newscaster Connie)Ashley Banks as Ocean Girland Robert Killion as Security Guard/Newscaster Steve/The AdmiralCreated & Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin Music, editing and mixing by Pete Barry. Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.Train Station by Sandermotions, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSteam Train by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionParking Garage by cmusounddesign, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionMuscle Car by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionTires Squeal by Mike Koening, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseCrowd Noise by toonothing, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Agrees by unchaz, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons AttributionBaltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A New Jersey comic book convention is the target of a terrorist's money laundering plot...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written by John P. DowginDirected by J. Michael DeAngelis. StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip Granger)Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringBob Killion as The Admiral/Jimmy SerafillioAshley Banks as Ocean Girl/Angry WomanThom Boyer as Marcus EllsburyMatt Lafargue as Victor TyborgJillian Ivey as Annie WillmontKatie Barlow as Angrier WomanMylène Kerschner as Angriest WomanCreated and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. DowginMusic, editing and mixing by Pete BarryAdditional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSeagulls by juskiddink, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionWolf Whistle by Gogglecrab, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license

After the events of "The Con is On", Bowden and Gloria contemplate a film version of Lord Nero of the Planet Lesbos. This bonus scene was created for subscribers to our Patreon! If you want to hear additional great content like this, please donate at www.patreon.com/missionrejectedStarring Dave Stanger (Bowden Montcrief) and Paige Klaniecki (Gloria)Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. Written and directed by J. Michael DeAngelis. Music, editing and mixing by Pete Barry. "Sci-Fi Office" sound effect by Stuart Kilbridge (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license.A full transcript of this episode is available here.

A shadowy cabal of cattle barons have developed an additive that makes beef addictive...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and directed by Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloriawith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangeDave Serfass as Cattle Baronand Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy/Cattle Baron Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin Music, mixing and editing by Pete Barry with additional live mixing by Karen Yang.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseCows by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons attributionCows by Beboncan, used under Creative Commons AttributionDinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionWarehouse by thatjeffcarter, used Creative Commons AttributionFire by leosalom, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons AttributionBackup Beeps by tambascot, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by Rocktopuss, used under Creative Commons AttributionBubbles by kwahmah_02, used under Creative Commons AttributionSlosh by TheScarlettWitch89, used under Creative Commons AttributionSlosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass by drmarkreuter, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by inspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionBucket Slosh by martinimeniscus, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A corrupt financial firm is using a brilliant and paranoid mathematician to algorithmically manipulate international markets...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed by Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlJosh Schwartz as Stuart GilliganJill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinkiand Bob Killion as Security Guy and The AdmiralCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin Music, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.Raptor by reidedo, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseCreak by barkenov, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking by Rhumphries, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionPlane Crash by qubodes, Snibbers and Cleetus, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution

A top secret code known only to a long thought dead Navy SEAL has suddenly been broadcast from a hardware store in Orlando, Florida...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written by John P. DowginDirected by J. Michael DeAngelisStarring Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean GirlJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerMatt Lafargue as Dixon CaineDave Serfass as Willfred SmailsLeon Malloy as Mr. HermenklemperNatty Leach as Shadowy Voiceand Bob Killion as Security Guy and The AdmiralCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin. Music, lyrics, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseStampede by benjaminharveydesign, used under Creative Commons LicenseRide of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner, used under license from YouTube Audio LibraryPlane Landing by FreeToUseSounds, used under Creative Commons AttributionKids by wjoojoo, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpring by pan14, used under Creative Commons AttributionSaw by domiscz, used under Creative Commons AttributionRain and Thunder by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A criminal informant will only hand over critical evidence to Special Agent Chet Phillips...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarring Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean GirlJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsPete Barry as Kristatos O'Brienand Bob Killion as The AdmiralCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry with additional recording by Karen Yang."Amazing Grace" (traditional), arranged and performed by Pete Barry.A full transcript of the episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license.Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons AttributionVan door by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionThe Call of a Gull by nigelcoop, used under Creative Commons AttributionRecord Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionApplause by Jedo, used under Creative Commons Attribution.Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A ruthless gang of sibling cybercriminals is selling off dangerous technology to the highest bidder, there's a mole in the Extraordinary Missions Force...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written by Pete Barry Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring Matt Lafargue as Dixon CaineJeff Maschi as The Black Hat BrothersJill Ivey as AbbieCaden Dowgin as Kid HackerAshley Banks as Ocean Girland Bob Killion as Security Guy, Russian Hacker and The AdmiralCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeis and John Dowgin. Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license.Ka-ching! by deleted_user_96253, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionPistol Cock by nebulasnails, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWendyCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionPower Down by qubodup, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking by Rhumphires, used under Creative Commons Attribution

It's hard being the mission voice. Ponderous. Freaking ponderous. THANK YOU for getting us over 10,000 downloads! As a way of saying thanks, we're putting out this bonus audio, usually reserved for our Patreon supporters. You can hear an additional bonus audio with every new episode, along with mission dossiers, behind-the-scenes access and more when you become a supporter. Join us at www.patreon.com/missionrejected Written by Pete Barry. Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis. Starring Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice.

A former KGB interrogator has taken over the Des Moines Parking Authority...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written by John P. Dowgin. Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis. Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean GirlJill Ivey as Ellie Mae SederstromAnne Coleman as OlgaJackie Sherman as TatianaJohnny Goodtimes as Oleg SokolovNatty Leach as Lt. Valerianand Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security GuyCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry. Additional recording by Karen Yang. Be sure to check out Johnny Goodtimes on his podcast The Philly Blunt.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseWarehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons AttributionOffice Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons AttributionJacob's Ladder by Halleck, used under Creative Commons AttributionTeletype by fatson, used under Creative Commons AttributionOffice Room Tone by richwise, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionVintage Camera Flash and Powder by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A notorious pharmaceutical executive under house arrest is trying to relaunch his criminal empire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlDave Serfass as Cattle Baron #1Molly Ward as Cardamom BrandyDustin Karrat as Blaze TaggertKaren Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange and Bob Killion as The Admiral and Security GuyCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John DowginMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry.Additional recording by Karen Yang.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseCreaking Dishwasher by barkenov, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Clapping by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons AttributionMuscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons AttributionTires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons AttributionSlosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons AttributionCardboard Box by tonywhitmore, used under Creative Commons Attribution

It's Halloween...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. A Mission: Rejected trilogy of terror!CONTENT WARNING: It's all in good fun, but know that this episode contains some more-intense-than-usual sound effects including whispers, screams, bubbling, animal noises, squishy sounds and monster voices.Written byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John DowginDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlNani Manion as Edith SundayJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerMyke Scholtes as ZeeroxKaren Yang as Dr. Karol Legrangeand Bob Killion as The Admiral and Security GuyCreated and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John DowginMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this episode available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office, by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseSteam (Iron), by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction, by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking, by Rhunmphries, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoopmph, by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpaghetti Jello, by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons AttributionThunderstorm, by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons AttributionBubbles, by lonemonk, used under Creative Commons AttributionRumble, by unfa, used under Creative Commons AttributionFilm Set, by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionSquish, by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons Attribution

An illegal street racing gang is terrorizing the city...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlJ. Michael DeAngelis as Mario CaprettiPete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienDevin Plantamura as Pebble Jill Ivey as Siri / Coffee Shop GirlMylène Kerschner as Lilith Frankand Bob Killion as The Admiral / Security GuyCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryAdditional live mixing byKaren YangA complete transcript of the episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry:Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons AttributionMeditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons AttributionOffice Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionWeapon Check by ryanconway, used under Creative Commons AttributionVan by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionWarehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons AttributionMuscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons AttributionTires Squeal by Mike Koenig, used under Creative Commons AttributionBrakes Screech by monnie101, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolvo Handbrake 1 by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolvo Handbrake 2 by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! 1 by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 1 by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! 2 by squareal, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 2 by squashy555, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 3 by timothyd4y, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 4 by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionBaltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution 

Special Agent Chet Phillips's vacation...is over.Written and Directed by Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcreifPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlBob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringPete Barry as Kristatos O’BrienDevin Plantamura as PebbleNatty Leach as Lt. ValerianThom Boyer as Marcus EllsburyMichael Enio Reali as ShermanClaire Klieger as DamrowDave Serfass as Curly BlacksteerDustin Karrat as Blaze TaggertAnne Coleman as OlgaJackie Sherman as TatianaJose Maria Bejarano as El PatoJill Ivey as Elle Mae SederstromJeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothersand Johnny Goodtimes as Oleg SokolovMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryAdditional recording byKaren YangCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. DowginA full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons AttributionMeditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseWooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionFire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionDinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons AttributionBubbles by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attributionmixed with additional sounds by Ljudmann, Themfish, HerbertBoland, Rhumphries, man, Heigh-hoo, HerbertBoland, gezortenplotz, schluppipuppie, and Alcove AudioHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionPost Vibrating by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons AttributionFridge Gone Crazy by lolamadeus, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Celery by sforsman, used under Creative Commons AttributionCracking and Crunching by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionOutboard Motor by abricenop, used under Creative Commons AttributionWire Clippers by j1987, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionToast by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionDistant Bombing by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Mylène Kerschner, host of the CS Radio podcast, takes you behind the scenes of Mission: Rejected's fist season.Featuring interviews with co-creators Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin.Written by J. Michael DeAngelisMusic, mixing and editing by Pete BarryFeaturingPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakKevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceBe sure to check out Mylène and her co-host every Monday on CS Radio, a podcast about a career exploration and development.Our Patreon supporters received a special extended edition of this episode featuring even more behind-the-scenes stories and tidbits! You can join them in enjoying a bonus audio every month at www.patreon.com/missionrejected.A full transcript of this episode is available here.

The Ocean Bureau ship has sunk, Athena O'Brien is missing and Special Agent Chet Phillips is...dead?Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinkiand Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangeJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerJosh Schwartz as Stuart GIlliganMolly Ward as Cardamom BrandyLia Barry as AustinBilly Lampie as RobbieRebecca Serfass as LuckyPete Barry as PrivateJohn Tuton as Captain KirkJeff Ludwig as Frightened MonkMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete BarryRecording engineered by Karen YangCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. DowginA full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseDrone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionJungle by folkart films, used under Creative Commons AttributionPlane by Snipperbees, used under Creative Commons AttributionAircraft by ibisradio, used under Creative Commons AttributionVault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons AttributionDistant Bomb by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by stormache, used under Creative Commons AttributionBroken Fridge by lolamadeus, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph by werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionWind Chimes by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons AttributionVault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons AttributionTeletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A controversial podcast host has declared himself an independent nation...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Lexand Bob Killion as Archie, "Noam Chomsky" and The AdmiralGuest StarringDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottShannon Perry as Dr. Hermione PickleDanny Epstein as Logan SharpeKaren Yang as Chinese AgentChad Ellis as Matthew LeadsShannon Perry is the creator and star of Oz-9, a sci-fi comedy podcast. Find out more at www.oz-9.comChad Ellis is the creator and star of Station Blue, an atmospheric isolation horror podcast. Find out more at  stationblue.libsyn.comMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete BarryRecording engineered by Karen YangCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. DowginA full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseAirplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionAirport by tim.khan, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons AttributionRecord Scratch by Luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionPosh Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionBulldozer by Rincewind87, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

An international bio-terrorist is stalking the world’s largest hog at a rural county fair…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJohn P. Dowgin and Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Pie Ladyand Bob Killion as Archie Grant, JT Peppermason, Security Guy and The AdmiralGuest StarringDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottCaden Dowgin as Kid HackerPete Barry as Live Stock CoordinatorJohn P. Dowgin as Wilfred CulpepperJ. Michael DeAngelis as Bjorn Kleinschmidtand Raymond Morse as RukRaymond Morse is the creator and host of 5 and 30 with Ruk, an irreverent interview show featuring hilarious interviews with audio drama creators. Learn more over at Podchaser!Music, sound editing and mixing byPete BarrySound engineering byKaren YangProduced and Created byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullabye), used under licenseDeep Pig Grunts by TheAcidRomance, used under Creative Commons AttributionTractor Pull by RTB45, used under Creative Commons AttributionFlying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionPanicked Crowd by belthazarus, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionOpen Air Market by juskddink, used under Creative Commons AttributionSubmachine Gun by Frankie01234, used under Creative Commons AttributionJail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons AttributionMan Screams by irenearandapares, used under Creative Commons AttributionAuctioneer by gezortenplotz, used under Creative Commons AttributionLivestock by nebulousflynn, used under Creative Commons AttributionTractor Engine Start by radwoc, used under Creative Commons AttributionChain Link Fence by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSurrey Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (1) by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (2) by squareal, used under Creative Commons AttributionAdditional Pig Noises by Fesliyan Studios, used with permission

A renegade chemist is selling experimental amphetamines at a Renaissance Faire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byPaige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Miss Jonesand Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Security Guy, and The AdmiralGuest StarringKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangeJeff Barg as Jeff the BardAntony Ur as GorkThea Ling as the BarkeepMargaret Pivetz as StormclawCaroline LaRochelle as Crystal MerchantHeidi Hart as Renaissance Fairah Fawcettand Kirsty Woolven as "Queen Elizabeth I"A complete transcript of this episode is available here.Songs by Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music)Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry.  Additional editing by John Dowgin.Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. DowginSound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbridge, used under licenseSurrey Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionParty by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionHorse by foxen10, used under Creative Commons AttributionCheers by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons AttributionLaughs by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons AttributionHorse on Turf by Max_Headroom, used under Creative Commons AttributionOuch by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionAnvil by MrAuralization, used under Creative Commons AttributionFlying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionBubbles by lonemonk, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A low budget film being used as a cover for a defection must be completed on time...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byJ. Michael DeAngelis & John P. DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcreifPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Defector #2and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Defector #1 and The AdmiralGuest StarringEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefKendon Luscher as Trip GrangerNatty Leach as Chad ValerianRebecca Serfass as LuckyKendon Luscher is the creator and star of the Ad Reads podcast.Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryAdditional editing byJohn DowginCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseVolcano Rumble, by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava, by e___, used under Creative Commons AttributionJet Engine, by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons AttributionWaterfall, by juliaofantasma, used under Creative Commons AttributionSqueaky Valve, by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrone, by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash, by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion, by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionMotor,  by abricenop, used under Creative Commons AttributionCheers, by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron), by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire, by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionMovie Set, by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph!, by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (1), by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (2), by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A dangerous "mind bomb" is set to detonate outside of Chicago...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Lex Hammondand Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, and The AdmiralGuest StarringRebecca Serfass as LuckyDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottMusic, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Rumble by  morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava by e___, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stormacache, used under Creative Commons AttributionAirplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionBacking Up by tambascot, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionMovie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionBass Note by Vrescendo, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionSubmachine Gun by Frankie01234, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionBuzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons AttributionTazer Zap by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionRockslide by juskiddink, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! by squarrel, used under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons AttributionSawblade by deleted_user_7146007, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The Deceptionem is in Washington D.C...and no one is available.Written byJohn Dowgin & Pete BarryDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Ken AndersonNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as the Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Computer Voice and Techieand Bob Killion as Fitz and The AdmiralGuest StarringRebecca Serfass as LuckyDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerPete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienEric Perry as WhitmireEric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief Music, sound effects and mixing byPete BarryEdited byPete Barry and John DowginCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseBuzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons AttributionZap by Big Kahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionMuscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons AttributionTires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons AttributionJail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons AttributionSawblade, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionSparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionGala by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, under under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! by squareal, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution 

A cache of treasure from the Axis Powers is buried under a condo in Santa Barbara...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written and directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Pivetz as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Marleneand Bob Killion as Bart Bradoff and The AdmiralGuest StarringJay Malarcher as Louis FriedmanAndrea A. Smith as Rosalie DeSallesDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottRebecca Serfass as Luckyand Sarah Rhea Werner as PatSarah Rhea Werner is the creator and writer of Girl In Space and Write Now podcasts. Find out more at www.sarahwerner.comMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete Barry"Louis's Sweet Licks" written and performed by Matt DeAngelis of Die Tired. Check out their new album It Runs Red on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your music.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under licenseBig Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionJackhammer by MrAuralization, used under Creative Commons AttributionTypewriter by tams_kp, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stormache, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 1 by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 2 by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionSqueaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons AttributionWater Draining by coltures, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava by e____, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash! by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The prize at a major singing competition has been accidentally loaded with weapons-grade plutonium...and Special Agent Chet Phillips can't sing.  A Mission: Rejected musical extravaganza.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Contest Organizerand Bob Killion as Fitz, Security Guy, and The AdmiralGuest StarringJosh Schwartz as Stuart GilliganDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottRebecca Serfass as LuckyBonnie Brantley as Austin NativePete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienMusic, Lyrics, Sound Mixing and Editing by Pete BarryProduced and Created byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript  of this episode can be found here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:Sci-Fi Office by RedSky Lullaby, used under licenseZap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Adam N, used under Creative Commons AttributionOuch! by Adam N, used under Creative Commons AttributionJet Engine by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Gasp by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons AttributionBoooo! by payattention, used under Creative Commons AttributionCheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking, used under Creative Commons AttributionTrap Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution

There's a plot to kidnap North Korea's star baseball player...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Gift Shop Girl and Interpreterand Bob Killion as Ron Jambo and The AdmiralKorean translations and voices by Edward BongMusic, sound mixing and editing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeils, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under licenseDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava by e___, used under Creative Commons AttributionBaseball Game (I) by bowlingballout, used under Creative Commons AttributionBaseball Game (II) by Glaneur de sons, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons AttributionSkink by sihil, used under Creative Commons AttributionBaseball Bat by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionCatch! by keus92, used under Creative Commons AttributionParking Garage by cmusounddesign, used under Creative Commons AttributionHockey Game by icmusic, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A scientist will only hand over a vital new super fuel if he's sent to space...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Nancyand Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Vlad, and The AdmiralGuest StarringDavid S. Dear as Caterer S. DearBrandon Wentz as Dr. Harold SnodgrassKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangeJordan Cobb as Dr. Sabrina StarrRaymond Morse as Phillipand Pete Barry as The ToiletDavid S. Dear is the creator and star of A 9th World Journal. Learn more at: https://ninthworldjournal.com/Jordan Cobb is the creator and star of Janus Descending and other quality productions. Learn more at: https://www.jordanvcobb.com/Brandon Wentz is the GM and host of Crit Show, an actual play podcast. Learn more at: https://thecritshowpodcast.com/Raymond Morse is the host of 5 & 30 with Ruck. Learn more at: https://fiveandthirtywithruk.podbean.com/Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. DowignMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of the episode can be found here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelis.Sci-fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under licenseGlass Break by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons AttributionSlosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBolye, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava by e___, used under Creative Commons AttributionVan by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionDistant Bombing by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionShip Door Open by Lezaarth, used under Creative Commons AttributionShip Door Close by Lezaarth, used under Creative Commons AttributionBird Screech by magicthighs, used under Creative Commons AttributionGarage Door by bokal, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionSoviet Washing Machine by Zabuhalio, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Athena O'Brien is getting married...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is available. (Season finale)Written byJohn P. Dowgin & J. Michael DeAngelisStory byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis& John P. Dowgin & Paige KlanieckiDirected byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersKirk White as Chet PhillipsAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Lex Hammond, Anchorwoman, and ComputerJean Barry as Quinn Corrinowith Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voiceand Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, Security Guy, Anchorman, and The AdmiralGuest StarringPete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangeJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerShannon Perry as Dr. Hermione PickleDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottJohn Tuton as Captain James T. KirkEric Perry as WhitmireRebecca Serfass as LuckyNatty Leach as Chad Valerianand Sarah Rhea Werner as PatShannon and Eric Perry and be heard on Oz-9. Learn more at www.oz-9.comSarah Rhea Werner can be heard on the Write Now podcast and Girl in Space. Learn more at www.sarahwerner.comMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Mission: Rejected will return in 2021.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under licenseStone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava by e____, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionDistant Bombing by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionPenguin by SPANAC, used under Creative Commons AttributionPanther Cry by Zapsplat, used under Creative Commons AttributionPanther Snarl by Zapsplat, used under Creative Commons AttributionBulldozer by Rincewind87, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionMovie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionParty by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionJail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons AttributionCheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons AttributionTeletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons AttributionVan by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionZap by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionJet Engine by InSintesti, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat Scream by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionFireplace by leosalem, used under Creative Commons AttributionProtests by frezed, used under Creative Commons AttributionProtests 2 by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionProtests 3 by XHALE303, used under Creative Commons AttributionSliding Door by wlabaron, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The cast of Mission: Rejected is interviewed by Raymond "Ruk" Morse about the making of season two, behind-the-scenes stories, and a peak at season three!Written and Edited byJ. Michael DeAngelisHosted by Raymond Morse of 5 and 30 with Ruk.Joining from the cast are Chris Klaniecki, Nazli Sarpkaya, Dave Stanger, Faith Dowgin, Ashley Banks, Jill Ivey, and Bob Killion. FeaturingJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastingsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceMusic by Pete BarryAdditional music and sound effects: Slow Cinematic Music by bigmanjoe, used under Creative Commons AttributionRecord Scratches by filmsnfx, used under Creative Commons AttributionA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin 

A rift in time and space causes the EMF agents to swap places with crew members from the Oz-9...and Special Agent Chet Phillips has never heard that podcast.This is part one of a special two-part crossover with the hysterical space comedy, Oz-9. Be sure to listen to part two on the Oz-9 feed at https://oz-9.com or wherever you get your podcasts! (Part Two will release on Sunday, March 28th.)Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Shannon PerryDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelis and June Clark EubanksStarring (In alphabetical order)Ashley Banks as Athena O’BrienBonnie Brantley as JessieRichard Cowen as LeetDavid S. Dear as Dr. Theo BromaeFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerJune Clark Eubanks as The AlbatrosSarah Golding as Mrs. SheffieldJill Ivey as Siri Bob Killion as The AdmiralChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakEric Perry as Doctor von Haber ZetzerShannon Perry as Olivia, Madeline, and Dr. PickleNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathKirk White as Chet PhillipsKaren Yang as Dr. Karol Legrangewith Richard Nadolny as your Narratorand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Mission: Rejected created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginOz-9 created and produced by Shannon PerryScript EditorJ. Michael DeAngelisMusic by Pete Barry and John Faley, arranged by Pete BarryMixed and edited by Pete BarrySound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and Shannon Perry.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under licenseCrickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons AttributionFlying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionGasp by dersupernton, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionOuch by Adam N, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWendyCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpace Door by peepholecircus, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The Oceanologists have taken over the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is definitely dead this time.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Lex Hammondand Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Jambo, Security Guy and The AdmiralGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as Agent StokesRebecca Serfass as LuckyEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefDavid S. Dear as Caterer S. DearPete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and the ToiletMylène Kerschner as The Pleasantest WomanJohn Dowgin as Joe the PlumberA complete transcription of this episode can be found here.Music, sound mixing, and editing by Pete Barry"Oceanology Unbound" Music by Pete BarryLyrics by J. Michael DeAngelisCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginJoin our Discord server!Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete BarrySci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under licenseOcean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionTeletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons AttributionVan by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionSqueaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons AttributionBear by mrbubble10, used under Creative Commons AttributionSea Lions by tec_studio, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons AttributionZap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionMotor 2 by abricenop, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionAirplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionGasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons AttributionSea Lion by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons AttributionRocket Launch by Julien Nicholas, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Erupts by Hendrik, used under Creative Commons AttributionIncoming! by Zagge28, used under Creative Commons AttributionWaterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionWater Draining by coltures, used under Creative Commons Attribution 

Join us for Mission: Variety - our first livestream! Sunday, May 23rd at 7pm EDT at bit.ly/MissionProjectedA night of music, comedy, cocktails, and more featuring the cast and creators of Mission: Rejected and special guests!A benefit for Mighty Writers.Featuring live or pre-recorded:Ashley BanksPete BarryJ. Michael DeAngelisFaith DowginJohn DowginJan GreenJill IveyBob KillionChris KlanieckiPaige KlanieckiDanielle RossiNazli SarpkayaDave Stangerwith Kevin McGrath as Mission VoiceConceived and produced by Bob KillionExecutive Producers: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginMusic by Pete BarryBroadcast Directed by Natty Leach

The Ocean Bureau is planning a diamond heist at an ultra-luxury ski resort…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is fixing the cable box.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarring:Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso Starring:Ashley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Housekeepingand Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest Starring:Eric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefKirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridgeand Tage Das as Phillipe Saint ReniorA complete transcription of this episode can be found here.Music, sound mixing, and editing by Pete BarryCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginJoin our Discord server!Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under licenseGlass Breaking by Rhumpfries, used under Creative Commons AttributionTibetan Chant by djgriffin, used under Creative Commons AttributionParty by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionSki Lift by 13FPanska_Marval_Luka, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionHotel Lobby by ccc140024324, used under Creative Commons AttributionSkiing by JoanaP_130315021, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionMuscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Sins of the past stalk the EMF...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is performing computer maintenance.Written byPaige Klaniecki & Chris KlanieckiDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Ocean Bureau Commander and Motherand Bob Killion as The Waiter, The Sleezeball, and The AdmiralGuest StarringBenn Tyler Iffring as the Ticket TakerAddison DeAngelis as MillieLia Barry as AmyCaden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bits" ThompsonRoss Currie as the Escape Room OperatorMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete BarryA full transcript of this episode is available here.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginSound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under licenseWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionParty by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionBus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons AttributionWrecking Ball by Ohwurm, used under Creative Commons AttributionWarehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Range by touchassembly, used under Creative Commons AttributionBulldozer by Rincewind87, used under Creative Commons AttributionSoda Can by ABStudios, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionKid's Birthday by jakobthiesen, used under Creative Commons AttributionCompactor by Ruski62, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionBuzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons AttributionDragging Boxes by Freeman2135G, used under Creative Commons AttributionPhone Vibrates, unknown author, used under Creative Commons AttributionPillow Fight! by FunWithSound, used under Creative Commons AttributionBus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons AttributionAK-47 by acidsnowflake, used under Creative Commons AttributionKids Fighting by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Section Chief Zelda Anders is haunted by memories of her first case...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is playing video games.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Harleyand Bob Killion as Hightower and The AdmiralGuest StarringEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefPete Barry as BudShannon Perry as AtlasJ. Michael DeAngelis as Royce BlaytonDave Serfass as Sandy BottomsJohn Dowgin as Link Lynelland Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat"Oceanology Hymn" and "Chain Breaker"Music by Pete BarryLyrics by J. Michael DeAngelisMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other effects by Pete Barry.Hotel Phone by joeladam, used under Creative Commons AttributionRecord scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionParty by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionBoo! by payattention, used under Creative Commons AttributionCheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons AttributionBeer Bottles by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionBottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons AttributionOuch! by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionWestern Bar Fight by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionEmpty Bar by emilijoan, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The EMF must protect the unknown target of an unpredictable assassin...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the shower.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Airport Attendantand Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringJeff Mashi as Lachlan IssacsMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete BarryCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under licenseGlass Breaking by Rumphries, used under Creative Commons AttributionSqueaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons AttributionAirport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons AttributionTeletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, under under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionGarage Door by bokal, used under Creative Commons AttributionMagnum 22 by michorvath, used under Creative Commons AttributionAirplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionMovie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionShotgun by Claiber7901, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The Admiral is plotting a strike on American soil...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is washing the windows.Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Lex Hammondand Bob Killion as Security Guy and The AdmiralGuest StarringKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangeJohn Dowgin as Joe the PlumberDave Serfass as Sandy BottomsPete Barry as the TolietEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefRebecca Serfass as LuckyTage Das as Phillipe San-ReniorRaymond Morse as Swabbie RukKirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-BainbridgeMusic, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, & John P. DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license.Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons AttributionSqueaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons AttributionPet Shop Birds by Angel_Perez_Grandi, used under Creative Commons AttributionBus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons AttributionMonkeys by soundbytez, used under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons AttributionZap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionCar Crash by squareal, used under Creative Commons AttributionRumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons AttributionThunderstorms by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons AttributionRain and Thunder by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionWaterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionBus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam Iron by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons AttributionSqueaky Wheel by NOX_Sound, used under Creative Commons AttributionBlowtorch by sodaderz, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The EMF must infiltrate an underground casino frequented by the mob...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is stopping for ice cream.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doeand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlJill Ivey as Southern Gamblerand Bob Killion as the Dealer, Security Guy and  The AdmiralGuest StarringBenn Iffring as Ben & Jerry's EmployeePete Barry as Tex AmarilloNewt Schottlekotte as Sanitary Hot Dogs BouncerJohn Dowgin as VinnyCecile Gulitano as Casino WaiterMarnie Warner as Casino PatronJ. Michael DeAngelis as JohnnyEric Perry as WhitmireMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryCreated and produced byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John DowginA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Sound effects attribution below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under licenseGlass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons AttributionParty by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionJail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons AttributionFly by Benboncan, used under Creative Commons AttributionRumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons AttributionFactory Floor by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpaghetti Slither by Saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons AttributionGasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons AttributionCasino Slots by SofiesMood, used under Creative Commons AttributionBell by 13FPanska_Stranska_Michaela, used under Creative Commons AttributionRat!, Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.comRats, Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

McGrath gets inside information about a serial arsonist who wants to burn San Francisco to the ground...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the dining car.Written byPaige Klaniecki & Chris KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GragnerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doeand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlJill Ivey as Burrito Barker and TSA Agentand Bob Killion as Burrito Barker and The AdmiralGuest StarringJulia Morizawa as The TherapistJeff Barg as Jeff the BardJulia D. Wallach as Burning ManMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete BarrySongs by Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music)Julia D. Wallach is the creator and star of Things(Un)Said.A complete transcript of this episode is available here.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginSound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete BarrySci-Fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under license.Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionAirport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons AttributionSubway Coming by pomp1o, used under Creative Commons AttributionBus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons AttributionDoot! by edbles, used under Creative Commons AttributionZap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionKid's Birthday by jakobthiesen, used under Creative Commons AttributionAcoustic Smash by Mystovski, used under Creative Commons AttributionOuch by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons AttributionTrain Whistle by alukahn, used under Creative Commons AttributionSubway Passing by wdmatheson, used under Creative Commons AttributionBus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpaghetti Slither by Saturday Sound Guy, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric  Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionAirplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionGasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons AttributionAirport Crowd by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionClock by Tetrisrocker, used under Creative Commons AttributionSubway Moving by Rosachoque, used under Creative Commons AttributionAirport Security by bushtobazaar, used under Creative Commons Attribution

While showing Gloria around Hollywood, Bowden Montcrief gets an unexpected offer...from an unexpected source. A prelude to Episode 3.09.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovakand Kevin McGrath as  The Mission VoiceMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarrySound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete BarryPhone Ring by cs272, used under Creative Commons Attribution.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

The cast of the cult TV show "Acquaintances" has reunited on New Year's Eve...and Bowden Montcrief has been murdered.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Connie St. Stevensand Bob Killion as Security Guy and The AdmiralGuest StarringLeslie Gideon as Kate DelgadoA.R. Oliveri as Zack BranniganTim Sniffen as Ethan BurnsRubin Ortiz as Diego OrtezJordan Cobb as Harper GuillaumeSamantha Gordon as Tiffany MoranJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefPete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Music, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryCreated and produced byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. DowginSound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Thunderstorm by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons AttributionLaugh Track by Steve's Real World, used under licenseLaugh Tracks compiled by SoundLikeTube, see detailsPolice Siren by sofialomba, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionRumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons AttributionClock by Tetrisrocker, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A cocky art thief steals a strategically important country's national seal...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is returning phone calls.Written by John P. Dowgin and Pete BarryDirected by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doeand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Ocean Girl and Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom and Cassandra Helsinkiand Bob Killion as Security Guy and  The AdmiralGuest StarringNatty Leach as Lt. ValerianJose Maria Bejarano as El PatoJackie Sherman as TatianaDustin Karrat as Blaze TaggertAnne Coleman as OlgaDevin Plantamura as PebbleKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangePete Barry as JeevesLee Shackleford as Valentinian Dietrich Music, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. DowginSound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under licenseRecord Scrtach by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat Fight! by bebops, used under Creative Commons AttributionReciprocating Saw by vhsvhs, used under Creative Commons AttributionParty by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat 1 by dobrodie, used under Creative Commons AttributionWarehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons AttributionBottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons AttributionZap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat 2 by aminut, used under Creative Commons AttributionRumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons AttributionVent Creak by barkenov, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat Vomit by prfranzen, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat 3 by skymary, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat Scream by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionMovie Set by kyle, used under Creative Commons AttributionPolice Siren by sofialomba, used under Creative Commons AttributionBlowtorch by rar2k, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplatter by Kastenfrosch, used under Creative Commons AttributionSparks by _bliind, used under Creative Commons AttributionSquelch by tiddles451, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat 4 by Kim_Kimovna, used under Creative Commons Attribution

An old case file holds the key to The Admiral's plans...and Special Agent Skip Granger hears it like an old time radio show.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip Granger/Johnny OnebuckNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath/Martinique ManeaterDave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief/Scraps TurklesonPaige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak/Miss Friday SaturdayFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders/Mrs. Driskillwith Kirk White as Chet Phillips/Detective Holiday and Mr. Doeand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice and the NarratorAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'Brien/Delaware SmithJill Ivey as Lillian LaFluerand Bob Killion as Orson Welles and The AdmiralGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as Old Time Radio VillainsPete Barry as Desk SargentJohn Dowgin as Dr. LipmanMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.This episode dedicated to the memory of Jack Johnstone and Bob Bailey.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginSound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Old Timey Telephone by MrOptimisim, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Cork Pop by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionIntercom Buzz by kwahmah, used  under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Car Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Airport by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionPropeller Plane by Breviceps, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Doorbell by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Police Station by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionWhip Crack by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Outside by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey  Car by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionMachine Gun by ShawnyBoy, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Tire Squeal by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionMagnum 22 by michorvath, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Gun Click by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Rotary Phone by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution1950s Telephone Ringback by ElmerCat, used under Creative Commons AttributionVault Creak by barkenov, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpaghetti Slither by SaturdaySoundGuy, used under Creative Commons AttributionRumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons AttributionSquish by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The Admiral is ready to unleash alien forces upon the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is one of them.Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige KlanieckiDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinkiwith Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. DoeKevin McGrath as The Mission Voiceand Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangeJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerShannon Perry as Dr. Hermione PickleJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsTage Das as Phillipe Saint-RenoirEric Perry as WhitmireDave Serfass as Sandy BottomsPete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienNatty Leach as ValerianEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefRebecca Serfass as Luckyand  Sarah Rhea Werner as PatMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryA full transcript of this episode is available here.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. DowginSound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license. Cat Fight! by bebop, used under Creative Commons AttributionTypewriter by tamskp, used under Creative Commons AttributionSlosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons AttributionJail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons AttributionGust of Wind by Tony B kssm, used under Creative Commons AttributionSqueaky Elevator by  Tomlija, used under Creative Commons AttributionWarehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionPickaxe by cameronmusic, used under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons AttributionTaser by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionSquish by Paul Morek, used under Creative Commons AttributionLift by peridactyloptrix, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash by squareal, used under Creative Commons AttributionBuzz by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons AttributionRumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons AttributionWaterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons AttributionBig Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionIce Gathering by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionReel-to-Reel by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat by Kim_Kimovna, used under Creative Commons AttributionDumpster Boom by buzzatse, used under Creative Commons Attribution8mm Projector by JorgenJak, used under Creative Commons Attribution

We think Mission: Rejected fans will enjoy the new audio fiction Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason! The show features a lot of familiar voices including Faith Dowgin (Section Cheif Zelda Anders), Kirsty Woolven (Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge) and Newt Schottlekotte (Sanitary Hot Dogs Bouncer).Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is a serialized satirical dark comedy about secret societies and conspiracy culture. Created by the award-winning and critically acclaimed Audio Fiction producer, Jeremy Ellett.Subscribe wherever you get  your podcasts or visit www.goodpointepodcasts.comPlease note: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason contains language and situations intended only for adult audiences.Mission: Rejected will return next month with behind-the-scenes content!

The cast and crew of Mission: Rejected are randomly paired together for a round robin "ask me anything" style interview!Interviewing each other are: Chris Klaniecki & Nazli Sarpkaya Bob Killion & John DowginAshley Banks & Kirk WhiteJill Ivey & Pete BarryDave Stanger & Faith Dowginand J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige KlanieckiFeaturingKevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Written and Edited byJ. Michael DeAngelisMusic by Pete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginSound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionTape Deck Click by Bertoff, used under Creative Commons AttributionTape Hiss by stecman, used under Creative Commons Attribution

We think Mission: Rejected fans will enjoy Things (Un)Said, a supernatural mystery story told in an experimental format. Written by and starring Julia Duffy, who fans will remember as Burning Man in Season Three's "Total Eclipse of the B.A.R.T." Several season one episodes have been directed by our own J. Michael DeAngelis.When Paige Gilbert's mother goes missing, she turns to her mom's old diaries for answers. But the stories about nearby facilities and the creatures they hold may only lead to more questions. Written by and starring Julia Duffy, with music, sound and editing by Daniel Farrell.Subscribe wherever you get  your podcasts or visit https://anchor.fm/thingsunsaidMission: Rejected will be back next month with a new bonus episode!

Join us for "Stump Pete Barry" - a live Mission: Rejected game show! Sunday, July 24th at 7:30pm EST at www.missionrejected.comScheduled to run a gauntlet of fiendish trivia questions curated by host J. Michael DeAngelis are: Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Bob Killion, Chris Klaniecki and Paige Klaniecki. Think you can outsmart the cast and crew? Play along at home and test your wits against them!Conceived by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisWritten and produced by J. Michael DeAngelisExecutive Producers: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginMusic and Sound Effects by Pete BarryBroadcast Directed by Natty LeachFeaturing Dave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefClick here for a transcript of this announcement.

A Mission: Rejected Game Show! Recorded live on July 24, 2022. Cast and crew members are put to the test as Michael runs them through three rounds of decidedly difficult Mission: Rejected trivia!A benefit for Feeding America. Donate here - https://bit.ly/EMFDonateFeaturing: Pete BarryJ. Michael DeAngelisJohn DowginBob KillionChris KlanieckiPaige KlanieckiNazli Sarpkaya with Kevin McGrath as Mission Voice Conceived by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Produced and Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis Broadcast Directed byNatty Leach Music by Pete Barry Mission: Rejected was created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginSound effect attribution:Ding! by ammaro, used under Creative Commons AttributionBuzzer by Phillip Daniels, used under Creative Commons AttributionAudience Reaction effects obtained through https://www.zapsplat.com/ 

A shadowy operative threatens the global intelligence community...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at Denny's.Written byJohn P. DowginStory byJohn P. Dowgin andPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Child Starand Bob Killion as Cookery Sgt. WorkmanGuest StarringJohn P. Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerPete Barry as Ted DesotoJ. Michael DeAngelis as General Kilichenkoand Sarah Rhea Werner as PatMusic by Pete BarryEditing and Mixing by John P. DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Produced and created byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. DowginSound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Harbor Ambiance by cliftonmcarlson, used under Creative Commons AttributionEchoing Foghorn by Danjcross, used under Creative Commons AttributionKitchen by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionHandcuffs Opening by c-v, used under Creative Commons AttributionCard Shuffle by Kodack, used under Creative Commons AttributionArcade by maxstcroix, used under Creative Commons AttributionStomp by MAJ061785, used under Creative Commons AttributionParking Lot with Birds by JohnsonBrandEditing, used under Creative Commons AttributionHotel Key Card by jodeshon, used under Creative Commons AttributionHVAC Generator by deleted_user_4401185, used under Creative Commons AttributionSmall Explosion by bevibeldesign, used under Creative Commons AttributionZipper Opening by sound_ims, used under Creative Commons AttributionApplause by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire Alarm by pushkin, used under Creative Commons AttributionPanicked Crowd by IENBA, used under Creative Commons AttributionRunning by marbunpol, used under Creative Commons AttributionCracks and Snaps by Ashley12275, used under Creative Commons AttributionRummaging by Timmeh515, used under Creative Commons AttributionFancy Restaurant by coalcon, used under Creative Commons AttributionUtensils Clinking by jeremjuru, used under Creative Commons AttributionPeople Laughing by jorickhiifd, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Down a Door by CastlronCarousel, used under Creative Commons AttributionPunch by JohnLoser, used under Creative Commons AttributionRunning Water by Db1187, used under Creative Commons AttributionDoor Squeak by imagery2, used under Creative Commons AttributionLoud Slam by contramundum, used under Creative Commons AttributionUtensil Drop by gyzhor, used under Creative Commons AttributionRunning Water by FillSoko, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking by chewiesmissus, used under Creative Commons AttributionRecord Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionKnock by SoundsForHim, used under Creative Commons AttributionThunderstorm by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons AttributionBody Falling on Floor by Australopithecusman, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The EMF is racing a rival agency in a global treasure hunt to retrieve a valuable cultural artifact...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in a Chuck E. Cheese.Written byPaige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Concierge and Siriand Bob Killion as Party Bro and The AdmiralGuest StarringBenn Iffring as Chuck E. Cheese WaiterJ. Michael DeAngelis as Davin FordCaden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bit" ThompsonJohn Dowgin as MondoEric Werner as Balthazar MontcreifRebecca Serfass as LuckyPete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Ted DesotoMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginSound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lulabye, used under licenseRecord Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionBeach Party by Audiactiva, used under Creative Commons AttributionPet Shop Birds by Angel_Perez_Grandi, used under Creative Commons Attribution Convertible by kraymronda, used under Creative Commons AttributionJail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons AttributionMonkeys by soundbytez, used under Creative Commons AttributionJungle by folkart_films, used under Creative Commons AttributionAh, Paris by Mxsmanic, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons AttributionSmall Explosion by bevibeldesign, used under Creative Commons AttributionCheers by Adam N, used under Creative Commons AttributionOuch by Adam N, used under Creative Commons AttributionArcade by maxstcroix, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons AttributionBig Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionAirplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd by freemaster2, used under Creative Commons AttributionBoys Cheer by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionBomb by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionSparkler by 15GKovacovaJulie, used under Creative Commons AttributionBlowtorch by rar2k, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Happy Halloween from Mission: Rejected! To celebrate the haunting season, Bowden attempts to record "The Raven."Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Bob Killion as The Admiral and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice"The Raven" by Edgar Allen PoeWritten and Produced by J. Michael DeAngelisMusic by Pete BarrySound effects, used under Creative Commons Attribution:Classic Haunted House Setting by beautifuldaymonster19682-Pop by kwahmah_02Thunder Clap by Dave WelshCaw by egomassiveA full transcript of this episode is available here.

The EMF must infiltrate a mafia family dinner...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in therapy. Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps and Child Starand Bob Killion as Nozzle Sarpa and The AdmiralGuest StarringEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and HumpsRebecca Serfass as LuckyPete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Angie the LoxShannon Perry as Dr. Hermione PickleDavid S. Dear as Caterer S. DearJ. Michael DeAngelis as Davin FordMusic by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing byJohn DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and John Dowgin.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under licenseJail Cell Door Closing by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons AttributionMoving Chair by Lauren_Wilson, used under Creative Commons AttributionCell Door by kd_jack-, used under Creative Commons AttributionSeaside Ambiance by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSeaside Town by Carlvus, used under Creative Commons AttributionItem Grab by 1bob, used under Creative Commons AttributionIce in Glass by athenspublic, used under Creative Commons AttributionPerfect Cocktail by davethetech, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrab Pincer Closing by zapsplat, used under licenseBasket Opening by ChuckyLee, used under Creative Commons AttributionDinner Bell by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionSalad Shaking by Matthewsnatalie17, used under Creative Commons AttributionBoiling Water by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons AttributionTape Recorder Rewind by simplewave, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrab Walking by corentin_faucher, used under Creative Commons AttributionPot Lid by bowlingballout, used under Creative Commons AttributionServing Soup by 16GPanskaZvonicek_Jachym, used under Creative Commons AttributionWine Glasses by DJ_Burnham, used under Creative Commons AttributionWine Pour by HDM2013, used under Creative Commons AttributionDinner Dishes by shelbyshark, used under Creative Commons AttributionPencil Writing by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionGrabbing Paper by pfranzen, used under Creative Commons AttributionMud Splat by breviceps, used under Creative Commons AttributionTablet Fizz by EricsSoundschmiede, used under Creative Commons AttributionDragging a Body by PostProdDog, used under Creative Commons AttributionStripping Off Jeans by nuncaconoci, used under Creative Commons AttributionSoup Slurp by slave2thelight, used under Creative Commons AttributionSquelching by tiddles451, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpaghetti Jello Swish by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons AttributionMetal Door Lock by eminyildirim, used under Creative Commons AttributionCracking Knuckles by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionSqueaky Toy by breviceps, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Arms dealers are vying for control of rare Earth materials hidden beneath a convent...and Special Agent Chet Philips is getting shock treatment.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Sister Mary Prudenceand Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerKristen Stanger as Dr. Wiles and Mother Mary LezitoHelena Betancourt as Sister QuiteriaErica Werner as Mother Regina InnocentPete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienCaden Dowgin as Kid HackerLia Barry as Harmonyand Margaret Pivetz as EmmaMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginSound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete BarrySci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under licenseMotorcycle Engines and Jumps by madmini, used under Creative Commons AttributionEngine Idling by erdie, used under Creative Commons AttributionSqueaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolvo Handbrake (1) by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolvo Handbrake (2) by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons AttributionMotorbike Starts by bsumusictech, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (1) by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons AttributionZap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionMotorbike Speeding by Taniyatsu, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race (1) by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons AttributionSquish by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire by leosalom, used under Creative Commons AttributionMotorbike by soundskeep, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (2) by squareal, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race (2) by squashy555, used under Creative Commons AttributionMachine Power by Hybrid_V, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionWeapons Powering Up by spoonsandlesspoons, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire Extinguisher by Iamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons AttributionDune Buggy Muscle Car by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race (4) by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionBattle Nun by Volonda, used under Creative Commons AttributionRocket Launcher by jarusca, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Blast by FilmMakersManual, used under Creative Commons AttributionMotorbike Passing by dannyah, used under Creative Commons AttributionMotorbike Idling  by iainmccurdy, used under Creative Commons AttributionJail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons AttributionCar Rev (1) by richwise, used under Creative Commons AttributionCar Rev (2) by mr333me, used under Creative Commons AttributionDonuts by OroborosNZ, used under Creative Commons AttributionDoor Fall by CastIronCarousel, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Government secrets hidden in NFTs are being auctioned off at a tech convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is talking to himself.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Philomena Myerwitzand Bob Killion as MJL7 and The AdmiralGuest StarringJohn Dowgin as Humbolt and Dr. Biff StudebakerBonnie Brantley as Arcadia TerpsichoreJ. Michael DeAngelis as Reginald KincaidPete Barry as IT Guy, Marco and PoloMusic by Pete BarryEditing and mixing by John DowginA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and John Dowgin.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Bus Station by rayprice, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crowd by TrashCanStudios, used under Creative Commons AttributionLocker by mitchanary, used under Creative Commons AttributionApplause by theplax, used under Creative Commons AttributionControl Room by Diboz, used under Creative Commons AttributionBusy Room by Breviceps, used under Creative Commons AttributionMedium Crowd by unknown, used under Creative Commons AttributionVictory Fanfare by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheering by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Talking Quickly by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionGavel by zerolagtime and C-SPAN, used under Creative Commons AttributionDisappointed Crowd by unchaz, used under Creative Commons AttributionOooooh! by LittleRainySessions, used under Creative Commons AttributionGasp! by JayFrosting, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Gasp by unknown, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Loading by tiger2244, used under Creative Commons AttributionLight Switch by 221227, used under Creative Commons AttributionAR15 Gun Hardware by jackthemurray, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Panic by belthazarus, used under Creative Commons AttributionConcert Crowd by mariaverissimo, used under Creative Commons AttributionSolider Running by joshuaH628, used under Creative Commons Attribution 

McGrath's niece suspects there's something sinister happening on prom night...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at a pool party.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Miss October and Mindy McGrathand Bob Killion as Danny Clifton and The AdmiralGuest StarringEric Perry as Secretary WhitmireLucy DiCandeloro as Maddison McGrathShannon Perry as Martha McGrathJ. Michael DeAngelis as Marty McGrathJulia Duffy as Cherry Von IceeSiobhán Donald as Starla RayPete Barry as DJ FriendZonewith William Schaffer Lampe V and Jack DiCandeloroTheme music, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under licenseJail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons AttributionBathroom Stall by mhtaylor67, used under Creative Commons AttributionEarthquake by LoafDV, used under Creative Commons AttributionScared Crowd by unchaz, used under Creative Commons AttributionSchool Bell by sbyandiji, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire Alarm by pushkin, used under Creative Commons AttributionCheers by AdamN, used under Creative Commons AttributionDisgusted Crowd by jayfrosting, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionPool Party! by dbspin, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionLaser Guns by harrietniamh, used under Creative Commons AttributionAirplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionSwimming by tbsoundesigns, used under Creative Commons AttributionVideo Game Explosion by Fupicat, used under Creative Commons AttributionSchool Crowd by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution

To retrieve stolen missiles, the EMF must infiltrate a dating app convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on the front porch.Written byPete Barry & Paige KlanieckiDirected by Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Fionaand Bob Killion as Xavier Delaurier and The AdmiralGuest StarringDustin Karrat as StefanJackie Sherman as SimoneJoEllen Notte as LaceyJ. Michael DeAngelis as Nathaniel Belmont  and Davin FordJoEllen Notte is the author of In It Together: Navigating Depression with Partners, Friends, and Family now available in papberback and as an audiobook produced by The Porch Room. Learn more at www.theredheadbedhead.comMusic by Pete BarryEditing and mixing byJohn Dowgin and Pete BarryA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Elevator Ride by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionElevator Open by jodeshon, used under Creative Commons AttributionElevator Close by GilPS, used under Creative Commons AttributionMorning Birds by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionBroken Bottle by cdrk, used under Creative Commons AttributionVintage Tape Recorder by FrancoisTJP, used under Creative Commons AttributionPing by MATRIXXX_, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by rombart, used under Creative Commons AttributionRattling Door by alegemaate, used under Creative Commons AttributionLake at Night by i_luv_soundz, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectrical Shock by BigKahuna360, used under Creative Commons AttributionChains Rattling by klakmart, used under Creative Commons AttributionDishwasher Opening by cMilan, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The military secrets of a reclusive, hostile government are hidden in a soon-to-be released tabletop game...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is feeding the animals.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJohn P. Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Nicole Normandyand Bob Killion as General Sarkis and The AdmiralGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as Davin FordJohn Dowgin as HelmutPete Barry as the Coast Guard   Music, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under licenseChains by klakmart, used under Creative Commons AttributionZap! by BigKhauna, used under Creative Commons AttributionBuzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons AttributionBoat Engine by RTB45, used under Creative Commons AttributionBig Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons AttributionDock by chris5s, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A former adversary needs the EMF to steal back experimental cloning technology from her ex-husband...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is catching up with an old friend.Written byPete Barry and Jill IveyDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as  the Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as  Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstromand Bob Killion as Security Guy and The AdmiralGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as Davin FordPete Barry as GrigoryDave Serfass as FyodorMusic by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing by John DowginCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under licenseCoffee Shop by wawee, used under Creative Commons AttributionShop Door Bell by 3bagbrew, used under Creative Commons AttributionPlastic Wrapper by jvdicke, used under Creative Commons AttributionChewing Gum by ryanharding95, used under Creative Commons AttributionThunk! by Reitanna, used under Creative Commons AttributionRolling Metal by VincentBikeRider, used under Creative Commons AttributionControl Room by DiBoz, used under Creative Commons AttributionDesert Ambiance by TRP, used under Creative Commons AttributionCar on Gravel by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionHeavy Moving by neilraof, used under Creative Commons AttributionMoaning Chair by Housed1J, used under Creative Commons AttributionHigh Five by chancelombardo, used under Creative Commons AttributionDogs Barking by LeandiViljoen, used under Creative Commons AttributionForklift by kyles2, used under Creative Commons AttributionBacking Up by c-v, used under Creative Commons AttributionPaper Toss by themfish, used under Creative Commons AttributionDogs Barking (2) by milkotz, used under Creative Commons AttributionDogs Barking (3) by thegoodstuff2048, used under Creative Commons AttributionDog Sled by newagesoup, used under Creative Commons AttributionKey Jingle by JohnsonBrandEditing, used under Creative Commons AttributionCar Drives Off by minimumlabyrinth, used under Creative Commons AttributionPhone Dialing by HarryPeeks, used under Creative Commons AttributionPadlock Chain by leonelmail, used under Creative Commons AttributionBlizzard by kevp88, used under Creative Commons AttributionDogs Barking - Happy by PanaGiwtakhS, used under Creative Commons AttributionAir Release Valve by o_ciz, used under Creative Commons AttributionSnap by ilip33, used under Creative Commons AttributionCar on Fire by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons AttributionAggressive Clatter (1) and (2) by leonelmail, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrop by jakebagger, used under Creative Commons AttributionDogs on Wood Floor by 15GPanskaBokstefflova_Nicola, used under  Creative Commons Attribution

A New Orleans retail estate tycoon threatens the city with a weather controlling machine...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is delivering donuts. Written byPaige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Child Star and Elle Mae Sederstromand Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringDave Serfass as Club ManagerTage Das as Phillipe San-ReniorJay Malarcher as Augustus BaileyJ. Michael DeAngelis as Davin FordNatty Leach as Hypnotic VoicePete Barry as Ted Desoto and Kristatos O'BrienEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefRebecca Serfass as Luckyand Sarah Rhea Warner as PatMusic, sound mixing and editing byPete BarryCreated and produced byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John DowginA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5899346/advertisement

The Cannes Film Festival is ground zero for a weaponized A.I. device…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on a job interview.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Child Star and Annie Wilmontand Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve, Gary, and The AdmiralGuest StarringDavid S. Dear as Terry MillionaireDave Serfass as Pierre John Dowgin as Marcus CarolsJ. Michael DeAngelis as David Lynch and Davin FordPete Barry as Cafe Silencio Host A complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music by Pete BarrySound Editing and Mixing by John DowginCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginFor a complete list of sound effect credits, please see the episdoe's webpage.This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5899346/advertisement

Terry Millionaire makes his move against the EMF…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is looking for Taylor Swift tickets. Season Finale.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcreifPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Child Star, Elle Mae and Train Voiceand Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringDavid S. Dear as Terry MillionaireJ. Michael DeAngelis as Davin FordCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonPete Barry as Ted DesotoShannon Perry as Dr. Hermione PickleKristen Norine as Dr. WilesDustin Karrat as StefanDave Serfass as Robot DriverNatty Leach as Hypnotic VoiceRebecca Serfass as LuckyJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerEric Perry as Secretary WhitmireMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginFor a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit our website.This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5899346/advertisement

The Porch Room sits down with other audio drama creators (and frequent Mission: Rejected guest stars) to discuss the making of Season Four and the art of producing audio fiction.The Porch Room: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin, and Paige Klaniecki.Special Guests: David S. Dear (A Ninth World Journal) and Shannon K. Perry (Oz-9)StarringKaterina McGrath as “The Mission Voice”Written and Edited byJ. Michael DeAngelisMusic byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginMembers of our Patreon received an unedited version of this interview show, with twice the running time! If you crave more behind the scenes info, you can join us for as little as $1 per month! Learn more at www.patreon.com/missionrejectedA complete transcript of this episode is coming soon.This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5899346/advertisement

Oops! All Bards is an actual-play RPG podcast that does exactly what it says on the box. Five newly-minted bards are supposed to join their adventuring parties after graduating from the Shalomir University of the Magical and Martial Arts, but an incident at commencement means they might be their nation's only hope. Join the all-bard party for adventure, intrigue, and plenty of shenanigans in this new podcast featuring the cast of Mission: Rejected.Created and Directed by Jillian Ashley Blair IveyStarringAshley Banks as BelAnne Coleman as ClarisseRoss Currie as AndrikBob Killion as ChelonianChris Klaniecki as Ruckus with Paige Klaniecki as the bark buttonsand Jill Ivey as your Host and Game MasterProduced, Edited and Sound Design byNate RunkleExecutive ProducersThe Porch RoomOops! All Bards is part of The Porch Room Podcast Network on Spreaker Prime. Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts or visit https://www.spreaker.com/show/oops-all-bards If you enjoy comedic spins on actual play RPGs, you'll also love Quest Friends!Vote for us in the Audioverse Awards! www.audioverseawards.net/vote/This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5899346/advertisement

The Porch Room's Michael, Pete, and John have spent years crafting ridiculous spy craft stories for Mission: Rejected, but nothing they've dreamed up can quite compete with 1997's The Saint. Join them as they serve as the guest contestants for What Did We Just Watch?: The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast.On What Did We Just Watch?, three contestants put aside their better judgment to answer questions about movies that may not be on your watch list. Along with the audience they are challenged to remember character names, story beats, and plot details of this week's feature film. Along the way we discuss some of the films most fun, weird and confusing aspects. If you are a fan of movies, trivia, and don't take either that seriously then this is the show for you.Created & Hosted by Mark NesselFeaturing: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John DowginMission: Rejected theme song by Pete BarryWhat Did We Just Watch? theme song by Daniel Killion & Mark NesselSubscribe to What Did We Just Watch? on Spotify or Apple Podcasts.This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5899346/advertisement

It's time for the EMF's non-denominational holiday party! Gather round the fireplace as Bowden recites his own version of a Christmas classic.Written & Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisAdapted from “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement C. MooreStarringDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathBob Killion as The AdmiralChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebakerwith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceMusic by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing by J. Michael DeAngelisA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginProduced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin and Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, visit our website.This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5899346/advertisement

The night is long in the big city. Almost as long as the long pancake.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak, P.I.Dave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefKirk White as Chet Phillipsand Bob Killion as Warburton and BoucherMusic, sound editing, and mixing by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this minisode is available here. Created and Produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

There are a million stories in the big city. This is one of the stupidest.Written by John DowginDirected by Pete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefBob Killion as Jake MittensJ. Michael DeAngelis as Giuseppe ToroPete Barry as Mad Montyand John Dowgin as Sherman SticklerA complete transcript of the episode can be found here.Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowignAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiSee our website for complete credits and sound effect attributions.

The night can play tricks on you in the big city…but not tonight. This really is another story about a clown.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefJill Ivey as Ellen FinklesteinPete Barry as Nate GundryBob Killion as Handsome Ralphand Kirk White as Chet PhillipsMusic, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this minisode can be found here.Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiPlease visit this episodes' webpage for a complete list of sound effect attribution.

Terry Millionaire has almost completed his global surveillance system...and Section Chief Skip Granger has his finger on the button.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstromand Bob Killion as Archie GrantGuest StarringRebecca Serfass as Hannah BrandtDavid S. Dear as Terry Millionaire John Dowgin as Dr. StroodebakerEric Perry as WhitmireJ. Michael DeAngelis as Mario CaprettiPete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please visit our website.

Section Chief Skip Granger must be stopped...at any cost.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowing as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Connie St. Stevensand Bob Killion as Security Guy, Steve Connors, and The AdmiralGuest StarringDavid S. Dear as Terry Millionaire Eric Perry as WhitmireJohn Dowgin as Dr. StroodebakerA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits and sound effect attributions, visit this episode's webpage.

A survival themed reality show uncovers a hotbed of criminal activity in the uncharted jungles of South America…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is getting coffee.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'Brienand Bob Killion as Figgs Rosenthal and JamboGuest StarringRebecca Serfass as CongresswomanDave Serfass as Coffee Cart GuyCrystal Storm as ChelseaMichael Trewhella as Harley HigginbottomJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerPete Barry as KyleJ. Michael DeAngelis as BryceMusic by Pete BarryEdited and Mixed by John DowginThe script of this episode is available here.Created & Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please visit the episode's webpage

An idyllic Maine town is a hotbed of murder…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is testifying before Congress.Written & Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstromand Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve and Old Man MurphyGuest StarringMarnie Warner as The Speaker of the HouseJohn Dowgin as Congressman FlowersSarah Golding as Tess ThatcherEd Faver as Sheriff Art AntonelliMia Scarpa as Deputy Grace GoodwinAllison Cossitt as Tammy TownieSam Pasco as Tommy TownieJ. Michael DeAngelis as Doc FishermanPete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Ted DesotoCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonRebecca Serfass as LuckyA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please see the episode's webpage.

A phantom-like assassin threatens the opening of Bowden's new show…and Speaker of the House Chet Phillips is sending back his soup.Written byJ. Michael DeAngelis & Paige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Prime Minister Niinaand Bob Killion as Security Guy, Clyde, Jambo, and GaryGuest StarringJohn Dowgin as President HensonJames Garde as Vice President PowersRebecca Serfass as Stage Manager StellaJulia Duffy as CressidaShannon Perry as Dr. PickleJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsBenn Iffring as Head UsherKristin Norrine as Dr. WilesTim Sherburn as Leonardo BloomDave Serfass as Ol' Sweepyand Sarah Rhea Werner as PatShannon Perry and Tim Sherburn can be heard on Oz-9, which just celebrated it's 100th episode!A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Original Music by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing byJohn DowginCreated and produced byPete Barry, J, Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.

Bowden and Gloria are hunted like animals on while on their honeymoon…and Vice President Chet Phillips is in mid-flight.Written and Directed byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersKirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Flo the Waitress and the Chief Justiceand Bob Killion as Bob the Order Grub DriverGuest StarringJohn Dowgin as President HensonDave Serfass as Chief of StaffDavid S. Dear as Justice of the Peace S. DearJ. Michael DeAngelis as FortunatoEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefErica Werner as Mother InnocentSuzannah Cerreta as SuzannahAlexis Sottile as Mariawith Jim Iorio as The Mysterious Manand Sarah Rhea Werner as PatMusic, sound editing, and mixing by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiSpecial thanks to Carmelina Cartei for her invaluable assistance with the Italian language.For a complete list of credits, visit this episode's webpage.

The Paris Olympics is threatened by threats of art heists and assassinations…and President Chet Phillips is having a Dole Whip.Written byJohn Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelisDirected byPete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Peleton Patty and the Photographerand Bob Killion as Miloj and Security GuyGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor and NikolaiHelen Garde as Princess EsmereldaPete Barry as Athlete 1 and Corey ChamplainJohn Dowgin as Athlete 2Dave Serfass as Simon and Chip Esterhouseand special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Music and lyrics by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing by John DowginCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a full list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.

Tourists at a live-action Dungeons & Dragons game are disappearing…and President Chet Phillips is playing golf.Written byPaige Klaniecki & Chris KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Cuthbertaand Bob Killion as Lord Duncan Land, Security Guy, Jambo, and The AdmiralGuest StarringEric Perry as WhitmireDave Serfass as InnkeeperCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerShannon Perry as Dr. PickleA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Music, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.

An Indiana corn maze sits atop a dangerous government secret…and President Chet Phillips is apartment hunting.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Farmstand Worker and Computerand Bob Killion as Security Guy and The AdmiralGuest StarringJames Garde as Oz PowersMarnie Werner as Fran NelsonJohn Dowgin as Douglas HensonAnne Coleman as Anna NivinKristen Norine  as Dr. WilesCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonRhys Lawton as CaseDelilah Tahiri as ShadowDonna Barry as The Old Section ChiefDavid S. Dear as Terry MillionairePete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienMusic, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, visit this episode's website.

An exhibit at the International Spy Museum could expose a decades-old mystery...and President Chet Phillips is taking a tour.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as the Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Midge and Stellaand Bob Killion as Carlton the AttendantGuest StarringBenn Iffring as White House Tour GuideRebecca Serfass as Tourist 1Dave Serfass as Tourist 2Remy Stevens as DancerRoberta Steve as EdnaPete Barry as KyleJ. Michael DeAngelis as BryceTage Das as Museum GoonJohn Dowgin as Museum Thug and Dr. MiddleditchA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Music by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing by John DowginCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, visit the episode's webpage.

Section Chief Zelda Anders is being visited by three ghosts…and President Chet Phillips is putting up the Christmas tree.CONTENT NOTE: We know the holidays aren't always happy. This episode contains depictions of family strife at Christmas, including abandonment and the rejection of sexual identity. But it also contains JOY. So much joy. We hope you'll enjoy it.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Western Union Woman, Siri, and Lex Hammondand Bob Killion as Security Guy, Thrash Anders, and The AdmiralGuest StarringDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottEmily DeAngelis as Young ZeldaPete Barry as Buddy Wig and Kristatos O'BrienJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsDavid S. Dear as Caterer S. DearEric Perry as Secretary WhitmireJohn Dowgin as Dr Biff StudebakerKristen Norine as Dr. Hypatia WilesShannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompsonwith Sarah Rhea Werner as Patand special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginFor a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.

New Atlantis is about to rise from the depths of the ocean…and President Chet Phillips is in a cabinet meeting.Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelis & Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Midgeand Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as NSA AdvisorRebecca Serfass as Secretary of the InteriorJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerDavid S. Dear as Terry Millionaire Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brienand special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.A complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music by Pete BarrySound mixing and editing byJohn DowginCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please visit our website.

You'll find "happy hearts and smiling faces" as Mission: Rejected takes over What Did We Just Watch? - The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast to discuss and dissect the 1981 musical Shock Treatment.Once upon a time, there lived a real fast guy. His life was fast. His friends were fast. Heh - even his podcast was fast. We have covered a lot of types of movies on this show, but this is our first cult-classic spiritual sequel of a cult-classic. Our panel ticks through the wild and wacky cast, tries to recall some of the strange and specific lyrics from the original songs, and decides where this fits in the Rocky Horror cinematic universe. Head on over to Denton, and we'll save you a seat in the studio.Guest Host: J. Michael DeAngelisPlayers: Pete Barry, Bob Killion, and Chris KlanieckiIf you want to hear the entire episode, listen and to subscribe to WDWJW! If you love cult movies, you'll love What Did We Just Watch? The Admiral himself, Bob Killion, is a regular panelist and co-host, and many members of the Mission: Rejected family have guested, including Chris, Paige, Jill, Faith, John, Shannon, Pete, and Michael.

For our season five behind-the-scenes episode, the cast and crew of Mission: Rejected answer questions submitted by fans from all over the world! From what the actors think their characters look like to deep dives into how we mix the show, it's a soup-to-nuts look at everything that goes into making the show!Answering your questions are: J. Michael DeAngelis, Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Dave Stanger, Paige Klaniecki, Faith Dowgin, Bob Killion, Nazli Sarpkaya, and Chris KlanieckiPatreon members heard a longer, completely uncut version of this episode! Join today for more behind-the-scenes insights, bonus audios, and much more!Produced and Edited byJ. Michael DeAngelisMusic and sound effects byPete Barry"Mission: Rejected" created and produced byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to attend the first ever Mission: Rejected live show on Saturday, August 2nd at The Philadelphia Mausoleum of Contemporary Art (PhilaMOCA)! Be the first to hear a brand new episode featuring the entire Mission: Rejected cast and special guests!Tickets on sale now: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/85371633/FeaturingJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsSound credits:Drumroll by ddohler, used under Creative Commons AttributionWorst Fanfare by joepayne, used under Creative Commons Attribution