90 Day Fiance Cray Cray

Alliya is nearly 2 hours late for her own wedding leaving all her guests to wait in 104 degree heat with no alcohol; Cow Pattie rushes to learn Spanish in 18 hours; Mina learns Clayton isn't going to make it for the wedding. Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today!  Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets, at BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joan goes to a strip club and we've got the Yelp reviews; Matt appears shirtless to show us those little baby feet tattoos again (NO); Sarper has some interesting plans for the pre-nush.  Give the “dads” in your life a unique, heartfelt gift you'll all cherish for years—Storyworth! Right now, save $10 during their Father's Day sale when you go to Storyworth.com/CRAYCRAY Go to MeaningfulBeauty.com/CRAYCRAY to receive 25% off and get the Targeted Treatment Duo GIFT SET for FREE.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mahdi is from Iran; Sarper is not the only bad boy here; The Thruple implodes. Head to MyAlloy.com and get $20 off your first order when you use code CRAYCRAY. Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today!  Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping @MANSCAPED with promo code “CRAYCRAY” at https://manscaped.com! Go to ⁠MeaningfulBeauty.com/CRAYCRAY⁠ and get 25% plus a free gift Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

HANDYMAN CANNOT BE HANDSOME, HAVE BUTT CRACK OUT. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Thruple ventures out in Tijuana to meet “Rey”; Shekinah and Sarper fight about nothing, while Adonis' whereabouts remain unknown; WHO IS THIS WOMAN?! Asks Mina of a picture of Mark with Kamala. Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today!  Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollandBranch.com/craycray. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shawn throws an engagement party when no one knows he's engaged; Mahdi gets “bisexual vibes”; Greg's mom wants him to “stop it with that dowry”. Save $10 on your first purchase when you go to StoryWorth.com/CRAYCRAY For 50% off your first order plus free shipping forever, head to FilterEasy.com/CRAYCRAY and use code CRAYCRAY.   Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shekinah is a horse girl; Juan makes Mac and cheese soup; Any gets gifts from her sugar daddies. Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping at MANSCAPED with promo code CRAYCRAY at https://manscaped.com Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets, at BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Monster Truck rallies, shimp tacos for breakfast, and more pre-nush. Go to MeaningfulBeauty.com/CRAYCRAY and get 25% plus a free gift Visit Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY and enter code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your first box when you subscribe today. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Complete thruple chaos occurs in a wine cellar; Mahdi goes to the gym; more prenush drama with Mark and Mina. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sarper is part homeless; Greg gets an unexpected ultimatum immediately following sex (prolly not a good sign); Shawn pretends he's never been to Hamburger Mary's before after living in LA for like 5 decades. Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today!  Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollandBranch.com/craycray. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ONE OF BIGGEST INVENTION IN HISTORY - Fire, Wheel internet and bidet! Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY, tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your first box of meals when you subscribe today! Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Torrington is JUST LIKE THE CRUISE; Greg's mom interrogates Joan about shower length and temperature; Mahdi sees boobs everywhere.  Head to FilterEasy.com/CRAYCRAY and use code CRAYCRAY for 50% off your first order PLUS free shipping forever. For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A French woman shops for 'food' at an American gas station; One couple leaves their children for ten days to see a woman who lives 30 minutes away; Greg cooks food and his mom doesn't want to hear him bang his fiance. Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY, tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your first box of meals when you subscribe today! Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“Smells like cow poop” “You'll get used to it” “Do you like Colombia better?” Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollandBranch.com/craycray. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the best time of the year, when we meet loads of new cast members and haven't discovered their social media yet. This season starts out with a close-up of actual cow sh*t exiting a cow's a**hole, which is probably an omen for the rest of the season. Visit Hungryroot.com/CRAYCRAY code CRAYCRAY to get 40% off your first box and a free item of your choice for life.  Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY, tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your first box of meals when you subscribe today! For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joey had sex with all his friends. Brian is terrible. Includes a cast review of the upcoming 90 Day Fiancé Season 11! Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/craycray. Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your first box of meals when you subscribe today!  Give him the gift of grooming this Valentine's Day! Get 20% off + free shipping with the code CRAYCRAY at Manscaped.com. That's 20% off + free shipping with the code CRAYCRAY at ManScaped.com! Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So glad they brought Bozo back so he could say zero words. There's still one more part of this Tell All, folks! --- Ready to help your kids learn the value of money? Just head to AcornsEarly.com/CRAYCRAY to get started. Sign up now and your first month is on us! Head to FilterEasy.com/CRAYCRAY and use code CRAYCRAY for 50% off your first order PLUS free shipping forever.  Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY, tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your first box of meals when you subscribe today!  Get your first visit for only five dollars at Apostrophe.com/CRAYCRAY when you use our code CRAYCRAY. That's a savings of fifteen dollars! This code is only available to our listeners. ---- Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Don't worry. Bozo comes back. His meeting was productive. --- Get 40% off your first HungryRoot box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to Hungryroot.com/craycray and use code craycray Give him the gift of grooming this Valentine's Day! Get 20% off + free shipping with the code CRAYCRAY at Manscaped.com. Head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY for their buy one get one 50% off deal on custom blinds, shades. shutters, and drapery.  For a FREE, NO charge, NO obligation consultation just head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY. ---- Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Faith didn't get the ring BECAUSE OF THE DRUG ADDICTS. --- Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY, tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your first box of meals when you subscribe today!  Get your first visit for only five dollars at Apostrophe.com/CRAYCRAY when you use our code CRAYCRAY. That's a savings of fifteen dollars! This code is only available to our listeners. ---- Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cake failed. Apparently this was the finale? Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/craycray. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tigerlily contemplates how to fit a car seat in a lambo; Vanja and Josko decide they'll probably get married on Date #3; Magda is still mad at Joey (for eternity). Timestamps:: 0:00 - 10:30 - Opening 10:30 - 25:30 - Ramblings/Evuhdens 23:30 - 33:00 - Cray Cray Holiday Gift Guide 33:00 - 43:00 - Vanja/ Josko 43:00 - 56:15 - Joey/ Magda 56:15 - 1:03:15 - Veah/ Sunny 1:03:15 - 1:15:00- Loren/ Faith 1:15:00 - 1:20:15 - Tigerlily/ Adnan The rest: Next Time On/ Wrap-Up Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Magna Carta refuses to have sex in Poland; Loren proposes marriage to Faith's mom; Brian tells Ingrid she can't do math good. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/CRAYCRAY. For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY.   Head to MarleySpoon.com/OFFER/CRAYCRAY and use code CRAYCRAY for up to 27 FREE meals. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Loren has the illness of the wh**es; Magda plays volleyball; Bozo delivers the coldest breakup in 90 day history. Shop the The Fits Everybody collection now at SKIMS.com. After you place your order, be sure to let them know we sent you! Select PODCAST in the survey and be sure to select our show in the dropdown menu that follows. Get 20% and free shipping at Manscaped.com and use code CRAYCRAY. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

F**k boi Joe has arrived! But where is he? Veah attempts to play cricket; Rayne leaves Nigeria (we hope?) To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/CRAYCRAY. Shop the Boll & Branch Cyber Event for 25% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets. Head to bollandbranch.com and use promo code CRAYCRAY. Exclusions apply. See site for details. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What, I can't use Apple Pay to buy this street pineapple? THIS COUNTRY ALSO HAS COINS? What is "change"?? To get 6 bottles of wine for $39.99 and join the Naked Wines community, head to NakedWines.com/craycray.   To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/CRAYCRAY. Take your FREE consultation, get 50% percent off your first order at Prose.com/90dayfiancecraycray. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Vanja and Bozo have an awkward first date; Niles tells Matilda he can't get married this trip; Ingrid's mom ignores Brian so defiantly it's kinda admirable. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sludge. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WHEN EARTH FIRST STARTED, it wasn't a program. WELCOME TO YOUR PROGRAM. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I'll TEXT 777 WHEN YOU CAN LEAVE BAGGAGE CLAIM. THEY'RE ANGEL NUMBERS.  Tigerlily takes 6 hours to get ready for the day; Niles and Matilda give us someone root for… until we see her alleged temper? To get 6 bottles of wine for $39.99 and join the Naked Wines community, head to NakedWines.com/craycray.   Get 20% off at Boll & Branch - use code CRAYCRAY at Bollandbranch.com Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gunk spewing out of p***s. It's just like food poisoning. Don't worry - Loren did “research.” Hopefully it doesn't ruin the day! Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gonorrhea. Buy one get one 50% off when you head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

RAYNE. EATS. CHICKEN. But if you try to kill THAT chicken, she will "get violent". SHE EATS CHICKEN; We meet Sunny in South Africa and his girlfriend Veah who doesn't know what plugs they use there and is bringing her ex boyfriend on the trip; Tigerlilly signs the marriage contract without understanding a word. Get 15% off your order at Boll & Branch when you use promo code CRAYCRAY at bollandbranch.com. Exclusions apply. See site for details.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rayne/Renee puts a diaper on a chicken while packing for Nigeria; Tigerlily arrives in Jordan and we realize Adnan might actually be rich (??) and why are they doing this? We meet Faith in the Philippines and she's lovely, we're worried for her just like we're worried for Chidi. To get 6 bottles of wine for $39.99 and join the Naked Wines community, head to NakedWines.com/craycray.   Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Possibly one of the best hours of 90 Day Fiance in history, we meet 4 new couples, including a woman from New Mexico with 170 chickens, a guy cooking shrimp in his friend's bathroom, and a rich divorced lady who “isn't worried” about marrying a guy she's going to meet the same day, ‘cause he's got a great six pack.We're worried for Chidi. God speed, Chidi. Visit Prose.com/90DayFianceCrayCray to get your FREE consultation and 50% off your first subscription order. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You're probably thinking "I've already watched 8 hours of this Tell All. Could there be MORE to tell?" Yes. Yes there is. It's called THE COUPLES TELL MORE. There's MORE.  Get 15% off your order at Boll & Branch when you use promo code CRAYCRAY at bollandbranch.com. Exclusions apply. See site for details.  For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY.   Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On HEA TELL ALL PART FOUR - yes, part FOUR - Loren and Alex decide to get on a plane and avoid the last night of mansion hot tub drama which makes everyone else mad, but is probably the best decision anyone on this franchise has ever made; on TOW we see more soft partnering, #vanlife, and very confusing conversation between Tatha and James.  Get 15% off your order at Boll & Branch when you use promo code CRAYCRAY at bollandbranch.com. Exclusions apply. See site for details.  To get 6 bottles of wine for $39.99 and join the Naked Wines community, head to NakedWines.com/craycray.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A private investigator hired by Angela has 141 pages of EVUHDENS, but not a single thing to incriminate Michael; James and Tatha have a conversation with her parents that turns so quickly, we're still not quite sure what happened. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the HEA Tell All Part 2 of 5, trash people continue to drink 146 bottles of alcohol in the New Jersey mansion; on TOW, James arrives in Indonesia, but isn't sure if this move is still “for real”; Josh plays badminton in a Hawaiian shirt and sandals. Get 15% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets when you use promo code CRAYCRAY at BollAndBranch dot com Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

All the trash people from HEA S8 are in one giant New Jersey mansion with a fully-stocked bar - nothing bad can happen! On TOW (The Other Way): Ingi and Corona are definitely just on an extended bang trip; Josh gets a super weird ear massage.' To get 6 bottles of wine for $39.99 and join the Naked Wines community, head to NakedWines.com/craycray.   Buy one get one 50% off when you head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It only took 19 episodes of HEA Season 8 to finally learn that Manuel spent that $1000 on debts back in Ecuador; Sophie is mad that ROB broke up with HER; Lily from The Other way has no money; Tatha's family in Indonesia actually has zero idea that her husband is moving to Indonesia to work at her father's banana chip factory.  For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY.   Get 15% off your order at Boll & Branch when you use promo code CRAYCRAY at bollandbranch.com. Exclusions apply. See site for details.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Statler sells her car... no she doesn't... Mohammed used car salesman talks her out of it; we meet Inge in Iceland who tells us you better bet getting a DNA test before you bang another Icelandic person; Lily shows us her super pimped out house in China.  Get 15% off your order at Boll & Branch when you use promo code CRAYCRAY at bollandbranch.com. Exclusions apply. See site for details.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

James and Tatha reveal a plethora of problems that leaves us with our mouth agape the entire episode; We're reintroduced to Statler and Dempsey, who are all in on #vanlife; Shekinah and Sarper fight over his bottle collection. Go to NakedWines.com/CRAYCRAY and click ‘Enter Voucher' in the top right and put in CRAYCRAY for both the code AND password to get 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included.  Get 20% off your order at Boll & Branch when you use promo code CRAYCRAY at bollandbranch.com during their Summer Event! Exclusions apply. See site for details.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NEW COUPLES! NEW COUNTRIES! We meet an elevator repairman in Maine with a crap record collection, a Chinese beauty entrepreneur who has signed up to support her American husband who is 46 or 47 or 48 (I am so sorry I messed up the ages at least 12 times), and a doula from Philadelphia/ Dallas who met her Icelandic boyfriend in an after-party elevator at 5am. We are excited about all of these people. Visit Prose.com/90DayFianceCrayCray to get your FREE consultation and 50% off your first subscription order. Get 20% off your order at Boll & Branch when you use promo code CRAYCRAY at bollandbranch.com during their Summer Event! Exclusions apply. See site for details.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Enjoy our debut song “Mykal Run Oft” at the end of the episode.  John doubled down on calling Thais' friend a sl*t; Ashley tries to buy a birthday cake for Manuel that says "f*ck you"; Gino (maybe) jacks off to beauty pageant footage (according to Jasmine) that he took on his iPhone (allegedly). Head to MarleySpoon.com/OFFER/CRAYCRAY and use code CRAYCRAY for up to 25 FREE meals!  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Father Emily negotiates the bride price down to $1.50 USD; Sophie and Rob fight more; Gino and Jasmine decide that fighting is bad (again) and then go dress shopping. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gino schools Jasmine on what a 'real lady' is and 'appreciation; Battle of the Dads ensues in Brazil between Carlos and Jose; Manuel complains about the price of carrots. Get 15% off your order at Boll & Branch when you use promo code CRAYCRAY at bollandbranch.com. Exclusions apply. See site for details.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gino lies about being “busy” - we all know he spends his time on fantasy football and porn; Manuel was skeptical about a post-bush but after finding out about Ashley's debt, he's totally on board; Patrick's dad tries to charge him a rental fee to have his baby's birthday party at his house.  Thank you to MarleySpoon Go to MarleySpoon.com/offer/craycray to get up to 25 free meals. MarleySpoon.com/OFFER/CRAYCRAY. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Other Links: Instagram https://realitycraycray.com/instagram Threads https://realitycraycray.com/threads Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices