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Aint' Life A Bitch? For most people, bad days happen and the rest is all rainbows and unicorns. For me? It's an endless barrage of karma bending me over and making me its rag doll in the darkest sex fantasy ever to grace the imagination. Every day is Monday in the life of Langley McArol.

Langley McArol


    • Jun 10, 2017 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 48 EPISODES


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    ALAB Podcast: Yes or No?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2017 3:32


    In “Yes or No?!” Langley just wants a simple answer, but inadvertently may offend the Native Americans.  Sorry.  You were here first.

    ALAB Podcast: The Running Girl!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2017 6:15


    In “The Running Girl!” Langley laments on another female who literally ran away from him.

    ALAB Podcast: Langley Interrupted!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2017 9:41


    In “Langley Interrupted!” Langley discovers the effects of using too much industrial adhesive in a poorly ventilated room and Flip steering wheel unicorn poop.

    ALAB Podcast: AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! (Live)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2017 6:21


    In “AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! (Live)” Langley returns from a two week hiatus and struggles to find peace after a recent incident that nearly ended in 3 casualties, a decrease in the homeless population, and a ruined pair of new underwear.

    ALAB Podcast: Gimp… Or GIMP?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2017 7:07


    In “Gimp… Or GIMP?!” Langley asks in his usual polite and calm manner that you be more specific when posting an online ad for a “gimp” so as to limit everyone’s overall embarrassment, especially those poor homo-gnomes.

    ALAB Podcast: You’re An ***hole!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2017 5:44


    In “You’re An ***hole!” Langley offers his opinion on a pseudo-celebrity who was recently discourteous to him in a grocery store parking lot.

    ALAB Podcast: Electrical Tape?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2017 5:36


    In “Electrical Tape?!” Langley discovers that he got the shaft from a dirty, filthy, ball washing bastard, and not in any sort of gratifying pornographic sort of way.

    What the —- Is This —- ?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2017 3:28


    In “What the —- Is This —- ?!” Langley discovers a glob of mysterious brown stuff on his phone at the ol’ day job.

    ALAB Podcast: Stop Talking Like That!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2017 2:50


    In “Stop Talking Like That!” Langley bitches about the way some people talk. It’s the shortest and most annoying episode so far.

    ALAB Podcast: Lauren Graham Frenched Me!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2017 6:27


    In “Lauren Graham Frenched Me!” Langley recounts a brief but sultry encounter with the hottest Gilmore Girl and a cheeky monkey.

    ALAB Podcast: CIRCLE, JERK!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2017 4:30


    In “Circle, Jerk!” Langley learns the rules of the road when driving in a Roundabout.

    ALAB Podcast: RUNNING ON EXCITEMENT!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2017 5:11


    In “Running On Excitement!” Langley explains why it’s important to remember even the dumbest of holidays during a financially challenging time, and why diamonds are not his best friend.

    ALAB Podcast: THE VD EPISODE!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2017 4:14


    In “THE VD EPISODE!” Langley highlights the history of Valentine’s Day, Feb. 14, throughout American history.

    ALAB Podcast: Needs Me A J.O.B!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2017 3:44


    In “Needs Me A J.O.B!” Langley needs a JOB.  Pretty cut and dry.

    ALAB Podcast: —- Your Truck!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2017 2:50


    In “—- Your Truck!” Langley explains why it’s wrong for people with SUVs to forget that other people on the roads actually exist, and why he doesn’t want to die wearing stained underwear.

    ALAB Podcast: Coming In Loud and Clear!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2017 4:58


    In “Coming In Loud and Clear!” Langley explains why the convenience of being able to talk on the cellphone at any given moment isn’t always convenient, and now has a craving for chicken. Plus, a very special announcement from the Producers.

    ALAB Podcast: Moooove Along, Little Dogie!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2017 4:22


    In “Mooooove Along, Little Dogie!” Langley takes us on a journey 6 miles from his apartment that ultimately took over an hour, and gave up for another soothing dose of cold medicine.

    ALAB Podcast: Count Down!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2017 11:47


    In “Count Down!” Langley counts down the ‘best of’ 2016 ALAB episodes!

    ALAB Podcast: Cover Your Mouth!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2016 5:38


    In “Cover Your Mouth!” Langley has a cold and coughs a lot, and he’s pissed about it.

    ALAP Podcast: Merry Christmas and Shit!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2016 6:30


    In “Merry Christmas and Shit!” Langley catches us up on the past two weeks of Construction Destruction after having to skip a week due to technical difficulties, tells us about his new laptop, and wishes us all a happy holiday…  Especially poor Ukraine Mary.

    ALAB Podcast: Technical Difficulties

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2016 0:12


    Check back next week for an all new episode of the ALAB podcast.

    ALAB Podcast: Morning Mariachi! (aka Jack THIS Hammer pt.DOS)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2016 10:59


    In “Morning Mariachi!” Langley continues his 4 part rant about the ongoing earthquake safety construction at his apartment complex, and delights us with a pelvic thrusting Mariachi wake up.

    ALAB podcast: Jack THIS Hammer!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2016 4:19


    In “Jack THIS Hammer!” Langley gets pissy about earthquake safety and his shitty computer that’s destroying the production quality of this show.

    ALAB Podcast: Brad Cock Blocked My Funny Turkey Episode!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2016 6:25


    In “Brad Cock Blocked My Funny Turkey Episode!” Langley asks his wonderful listeners to help children have a Christmas this year. Damn you for feeling, Brad!

    ALAB Podcast: We The People!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2016 5:42


    In this departure from his normal ranting, “We The People!,” Langley attempts to offer some sense of hope for anyone feeling heartbroken and afraid after the results of the 2016 Presidential election.

    ALAB Podcast: Give Me the Job!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2016 4:04


    In “Give Me the Job!,” Langley describes a challenging job interview upon the realization that certain foods should be avoided prior to important meetings in order to evade embarrassing situations.

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    ALAB Podcast: Give Me Some Validation!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2016 3:51


    In “Give Me Some Validation,” Langley gets his panties in a knot over the parking meters and parking deck fees in his new home city.

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    ALAB Podcast: Service With A Smile

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2016 3:52


    In “Service With A Smile,” Langley risks never being able to eat in a restaurant again by complaining about pissy hosts.

    ALAB Podcast: I Should Have Stayed Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2016 5:25


    In “I Should Have Stayed Home,” Langley simultaneously deals with multiple idiots while trying to find a parking space.

    ALAB Podcast: Jamaica’n Me Angry!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2016 4:38


    In “Jamaica’n Me Angry!,” Langley educates us on the process of applying for a typical day job, and getting his number snagged by a telemarketer from Jamaica.

    ALAB Podcast: Langley Goes to Hollywood (Blvd)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2016 5:40


    In “Langley Goes To Hollywood (Blvd),” Langley goes to Hollywood Blvd. Was that not clear from the title? He takes you on a ride down Hollywood Blvd in heavy traffic. Which ends up being about one block.

    ALAB Podcast: YO FAULT!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2016 5:09


    In “Yo Fault,” Langley talks about the perils of parallel parking in Los Angeles.

    ALAB PODCAST: “Ducking Automatic Erect!”

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2016 5:51


    In “Ducking Automatic Erect,” Langley freaks the duck out over the way technology insists on changing the words he types to things that make no funning sense. Download this Injuns ahead on the trail episode for all the fudge.

    ALAB Podcast: Hotel No Sleep For Ya

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2016 6:43


    In “Hotel No Sleep For Ya,” Langley entertains us with his recent cross country adventure.  His head grew heavy and his sight grew dim, he had to stop for the night… At a crap hotel where sleep was not allowed.

    ALAB Podcast: Stop Calling Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2016 4:40


    In “Stop Calling Me,” Langley offers advice on ending bot calls from political campaigns.

    ALAB Podcast: Chewed Fingernail

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2016 3:42


    In “Chewed Fingernail,” Langley is on a mission to find out who left him a disgusting present.  He also recounts an old roommate issue.

    ALAB Podcast: Go **** Your Selfie (aka the clean episode)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2016 5:14


    In “Go **** Your Selfie,” Langley complains about strangers taking selfies in public and catching him in the background doing embarrassing things.  This is the most clean and sharable episode you’re ever gonna get.

    ALAB Podcast: Can I Get A Lift?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2016 4:58


    In “Can I Get A Lift?,” Langley tries to avoid getting Staphylococcus by plea-ing for more sanitary peeing. Potty etiquette is everything.

    ALAB Podcast: Bird Shit

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2016 4:30


    In “Bird Shit,” Langley talks more about his pathetic dating life, how other people’s migraines interfere with his sex life, and asks why do birds love to shit on his car.  He even references Gulliver’s Travels.

    ALAB Podcast: Wait for the Punchline!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2016 4:46


    In “Wait for the Punchline!” Langley complains about people interrupting his moments of comedic genius and ruining the punchline. Then, explains the basic structure of comedy, and tells a joke that’s more than just “meh.”

    ALAB Podcast: Tequila Mockingbird

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2016 5:54


    In “Tequila Mockingbird,” Langley shares a story of a buddy who recently got his heart broken. There’s also a sad love song and a parrot.

    ALAB Podcast: Short

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2016 3:53


    In “Short,” Langley discusses size issues, working in retail, and stupid people saying stupid things.  And there’s a song. #ShortLivesMatter

    ALAB Podcast: In the Lap of (some D-bag’s) Luxury

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2016 5:04


    In “…Luxury,” Langley flashes back to his very first girlfriend and the startling and unexpected discovering her love for hot dogs in a luxury extended cab pickup truck.

    ALAB Podcast: Happy Birthday, ‘Merica!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2016 6:31


    In this bonus episode, “Happy Birthday, ‘Merica,” Langley self indulgently reflects on one of his own birthdays, but ultimately makes a point after much unnecessary B.S. and wishes you all a happy 4th.

    ALAB Podcast: Move It!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2016 4:18


    In “Move It!,” Langley sings a song and complains about stupid drivers.

    ALAB Podcast: Paula Abdul

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2016 5:12


    In “Paula Abdul,” Langley attempts a couple of foreign languages, and goes on a search for a very important memento of self discovery from his teenage years.

    ALAB Podcast: Ocupado!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2016 5:43


    In “Ocupado!,” Langley gives his perspective on the use of public restrooms and those people who lack the mental capacity to understand what a locked door means.

    ALAB Podcast: Movie Etiquette

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2016 6:05


    In “Movie Etiquette,” Langley offers his three rules that everyone should abide by to observe proper Movie Theatre Etiquette. He also attempts to break the record for most times using the “F” word in under 6 minutes.

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