All Kinds of Liquids

i don't know how to engage with this.  email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids Maggie's writing and editing: https://stylusmagazine.ca/Mary's website: https://wlwfilmreviews.com/outro music: "Kant Kant Dance" by Famous Mammals

it's our 2024-in-review episode. Ali, Maggie, and Mary go over our best and worst lists of the year, but mostly just talk about various honourable mentions the whole dang time. we also discuss cuckoldry (again), Limp Bizkit, fast-forwarding to the good parts of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and how throwing up has low-key fallen off lately. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids Maggie's writing and editing: https://ckuw.ca/stylus/Mary's website: https://wlwfilmreviews.com/outro music: "Nausicaä (Love Will Be Revealed)" by Cameron Winter

it's the All Kinds of Liquids "Spooky November Spectacular" (trademark pending), which means: it's Cronenberg time, baby! we talk about being traumatized by father, debate the definition of "character actor," and Maggie offers a half-hearted defence of Mao Zedong. be afraid. be very afraid. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids Maggie's writing and editing: https://ckuw.ca/stylus/Mary's website: https://wlwfilmreviews.com/outro music: "Living Torch II" by Kali Malone

in our first honest-to-god movie review of 2024, the "All Kinds of Liquids" crew make their triumphant return to discuss a low-budget zombie movie-within-a-movie. in addition, some of our trademark tangents include: Neon Genesis Evangelion, South African currency, and healthy crapping habits. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids ali's instagram: @aceybeeart maggie's writing: https://themanitoban.com/?contributor=maggie-a-clark mary's website: https://wlwfilmreviews.com/

it's the biggest night in tinseltown and your friends Ali, maggie, and Mary are here to flap their gums about it! we talk about the mysterious absence of a "golden screen," Godzilla's impending nuptials, and the joys of writing a letter to a pig—among numerous other bits during the episode's nearly 1.5-hour runtime. check it out! email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids Ali's instagram: @aceybeeart Mary's website: https://wlwfilmreviews.com/ maggie's blog: https://mags.blog

a mere month-and-a-half into the "new" year, it's time for the annual recap episode of All Kinds of Liquids, in which your friends Ali, maggie, and Mary talk about some movies they liked and didn't like in 2023. i hope that's alright with you because, if it isn't, you'll probably have to listen to some other podcast instead. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids Ali's instagram: @aceybeeart maggie's blog: https://mags.blogMary's website: https://wlwfilmreviews.com/ outro music: "Friends" by Checkpoint

ali, maggie, and mary went on yet another months-long hiatus, but we're back again to talk about "a low-budget canadian horror comedy from the '70s," "having a cuckoldry fetish," and "what slang the youth are saying now of days" because that's the sort of thing we do around here. there was some sort of clicking going on intermittently in the background of ali's vocal track and maggie said "so true" a million times, but other than that, i thought the episode was pretty good? but i'll let you be the judge of that... email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids ali's instagram: @aceybeeart maggie's band's EP: https://newconcern.bandcamp.com/album/public-servicemary's website: https://wlwfilmreviews.com/outro music: "mosquito" by model/actriz

for our first episode back after a two-month hiatus, maggie makes ali and mary watch david cronenberg's crimes of the future (the 2022 one) in order to talk at them about how it's actually about Being Transgender. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids ali's instagram: @aceybeeart maggie's blog: https://mags.blog mary's website: www.wlwfilmreviews.com outro music: "dugout phone" by vivat virtute

in this episode ostensibly about the 1985 "ramen western" tampopo, we mostly just talked about circumcision, "amalgamations," and ali's recent japanese vacation, in which she watched some movies on a plane, ate pizza & clam chowder, and presumably did other stuff? idk. but mary and maggie were also there, as they usually are. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids ali's instagram: @aceybeeart maggie's blog: https://mags.blog mary's website: www.wlwfilmreviews.com outro music: "rockwood pickleball league" by vivat virtute

hey, remember the john wick (2014) episode we did a couple years ago? we're doing it again, but for chapter 4. some are even saying it's the best movie of the series. (not gonna say who, though. i'll leave that for you, the humble listener, to guess.) email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids ali's instagram: @aceybeeart maggie's blog: https://mags.blog mary's website: www.wlwfilmreviews.com 

for this episode, we watched a low-budget softcore porno about lesbian vampires. ali gives us one of her classic anecdotes about a nadine she knew once. we also talked about some other stuff, but ya gotta listen if you want to know more. i can't just summarize the entire podcast for you. gimme a break!! email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids ali's instagram: @aceybeeart mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com maggie's blog: mags.blog 

in this year's All Kinds of Liquids oscars special, Ali, Maggie, and Mary try to guess how many nominees Ali has seen, debate whether Lydia Tár is real, and go on multiple long tangents about Mennonites. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids ali's instagram: @aceybeeart mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com maggie's blog: mags.blog 

just in time for valentine's day, it's the halloween episode of all kinds of liquids! hope you all have a suitably spooky february & enjoy our episode on the nobuhiko obayashi cult classic hausu. see you all next month for the oscars special! email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids ali's instagram: @aceybeeart mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com maggie's blog: mags.blog 

we're throwing open the vault to release an episode we recorded several months ago but that i only just now got around to editing. it's the first episode of season 2 (?) of All Kinds of Liquids, and we're celebrating by watching a movie that has several good kills in it but mostly just sucks. (sorry. that's me editorializing. but i guess i have that luxury when i'm the one who writes the episode descriptions.) it's: the man with the iron fists. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram, not that we use them much anyway: @AllLiquids ali's instagram: @aceybeeart mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com maggie's blog: mags.blog 

AND WE'RE BACK. bet you thought you were finally rid of us, huh? nope! i (maggie) was just too lazy to edit and upload our episodes. we've got a few more in the hopper, once i get around to them. but for now, please enjoy our recap of the best and worst releases of 2022. it's only january, so i assume people still care about that sort of thing by this point. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids ali's instagram: @aceybeeart mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com maggie's blog: mags.blog 

on today's episode of the hit podcast "all kinds of liquids," ali, maggie, and mary chat about vampires, defective printers,  and catholicism — "the big three"! email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids ali's instagram: @aceybeeart mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com maggie's blog: mags.blog closing music: "Diya Hai" by Arooj Aftab, whose music would've fit the vibe of this movie if it had been around at the time

wow, can you believe it? it's another episode of all kinds of liquids. this time, we all talk about maggie, the 2018 korean indie film directed by yi ok-seop. it's pretty obscure, which means that we're better than you. just kidding. imagine if i believed that. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids ali's instagram: @aceybeeart mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com maggie's blog: mags.blog

time to "spit a gift sword in the mouth" (?) and listen to the latest episode of all kinds of liquids, starring your friends ali, maggie, and mary. we discuss bob eggers' 2022 film the northman, and isn't that just swell. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com maggie's blog: mags.blog

hello! sorry it's been a while. to give you some idea of how long it's been since we recorded this episode, we talked about the oscars slap in it, and doesn't that feel like a lifetime ago. anyway, it's The Spirit. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com maggie's blog: mags.blog

ali, maggie, and mary chat about rap lyrics and getting your dick cut off in this episode about robert altman's satirical noir the long goodbye. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter and instagram: @AllLiquids mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com maggie's blog: mags.blog

maggie and mary disparage ali's favourite gothic rock opera about organ trafficking. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com maggie's blog: mags.blog

it's the biggest night in movies, baby! the 94th academy awards. maggie and mary talk at excessive length about their oscars predictions. (ali's there too, but she's acting more as a moderator since she hasn't actually seen most of the nominees and just generally doesn't care about the oscars.) email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com maggie's blog: mags.blog 

everybody gather round and listen to three white people talk about blaxploitation. it's the dolemite is my name episode of all kinds of liquids. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com maggie's blog: mags.blog

maggie introduces ali and mary to a french new wave classic in today's episode of all kinds of liquids. but mainly i just wanted to mention that the audio's really fucked up and i'm sorry about that. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com maggie's Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paperbackwalrus/ 

ali, maggie, and mary talk about the best (and worst) movies of 2021, if anyone still cares about end-of-year lists now that it's mid-january. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids Mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com Maggie's Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paperbackwalrus/ 

it's the one where we nitpick a children's movie. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids Mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com Maggie's Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paperbackwalrus/ 

mary explains what a giallo is, ali learns about the tradwife meme, and maggie ends like 80% of her sentences with "so..." in today's action-packed, the neon demon-themed episode of all kinds of liquids. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids Mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com Maggie's Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paperbackwalrus/ 

the series so nice, we're watching it twice: it's venom, baby. hell yeah. today, we're discussing the paul thomas anderson-approved venom 2. there are once again some audio issues, but i'm sure you're used to those by now. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids Mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com Maggie's Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paperbackwalrus/ 

in their most wholesome review to date, Ali, Maggie, and Mary discuss Paddington, the charming film about a marmalade-eating Peruvian bear. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids Mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com Maggie's Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paperbackwalrus/ 

inspired by a meme from a month ago, the AKOL crew watched and discussed the interminable Spider-Man 3. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids Mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com Maggie's Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paperbackwalrus/ 

there's a slight echo on ali's audio that i was too lazy to fix. sorry about that. hope you enjoy our the lobster episode! email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids Mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com Maggie's Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paperbackwalrus/ 

just in time for gay avarice month (or whatever August is), it's Kaboom, the 2010 film from queer auteur Gregg Araki. and also we go on some of our classic tangents. you know how it goes. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids Mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com Maggie's Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paperbackwalrus/ 

we recorded this episode like two months ago. i'm so bad at getting around to editing these in a timely fashion. anyway, it's venom. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids Mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com Maggie's Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paperbackwalrus/ 

Ali, Maggie, and Mary eat butter, live deliciously, and discuss Robert Eggers' 2015 horror film The Witch in this episode of the famous podcast All Kinds of Liquids. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids Mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com Maggie's Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paperbackwalrus/ 

to conclude Oscars month, inspired by Anthony Hopkins' recent Best Actor win, the cast of AKOL discuss the so-called "first horror movie to win Best Picture," 1991's The Silence of the Lambs. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids Mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com Maggie's Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paperbackwalrus/ 

welcome to "Oscars Month"! wait. fuck. i'm getting word that the Oscars happened two months ago and nobody cares anymore. well, shit. here's the episode anyway. it's about Fargo. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids Mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com Maggie's Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paperbackwalrus/ 

after a month-long hiatus, the team at AKOL return to conclude "Guillermo Del Toro Month" with a review of the only film about fish-fucking to win the Academy Award for Best Picture. email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids Mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com outro song: "Redguard Snipers" by R.A.P. Ferreira ft. SB the Moor

For the second episode of "Guillermo Del Toro Month," the AKOL team reviews Pacific Rim. In addition, Kev goes on their famous "Pluto Rant," Mary outlines her universal theory of good dog names, and Ali discusses her time as a groupie for an unnamed bluegrass band. Email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids Mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com Errata: During the episode, Kev incorrectly claims that the Brontosaurus did not exist. While it is true that the genus was reclassified under the genus Apatosaurus in 1903, these classifications were revised in 2015. Brontosaurus and Apatosaurus are now widely considered to be separate genera. 

Ali, Kev, and Mary kick off "Guillermo Del Toro Month" with a review of his 2015 gothic horror film Crimson Peak. Ali and Mary rave about the costume design and mis-en-scène, while Kev is just sort of there the whole time, chilling out. Email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids Mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com Book recommendation: "Structures of Indifference: An Indigenous Life and Death in a Canadian City" by Mary Jane Logan McCallum and Adele Perry (https://uofmpress.ca/books/detail/structures-of-indifference) 

Yeah. I'm thinking we're discussing the 2014 action film "John Wick." Email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter and Instagram: @AllLiquids Mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com 

hey, what if the movie were called "Dijon Thread"? would that be anything? email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com twitter: @AllLiquids instagram: @AllLiquids Mary's website: wlwfilmreviews.com 

Mary joins the "All Kinds of Liquids" roster to discuss the beloved Christmas romcom Love Actually. There's also a lotta 9/11 and fan fiction talk in this one for some reason. Email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.com Twitter: @AllLiquids 

Ali and Kev talk about Wes Anderson's magnum opus (?) The Grand Budapest Hotel and also a bunch of other unrelated bullshit because it's a podcast and that's what happens sometimes.Email: allkindsofliquids@gmail.comTwitter: @AllLiquids

idk what to put here. there's not much to say. it's a trailer. i don't need to spend longer thinking of what to type here than you can spend listening to it. anyway, have a good one.