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Carrots and Suffering: A D&D OdysseyA live play D&D 5th edition podcast by 4 friends from Portland OregonThe ancient kingdom of Fenrir, blessed with prosperity from the queen of fairy for a millennia, has fallen. The once bountiful forests are teeming now with thorns and monsters. Each prick of th…

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    • Apr 23, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 249 EPISODES


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    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 26: The Price for Order

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2023 70:39


    The last witness throws the team's strategy out the window. Bulain reveals a secret. Krieden has an impromptu date. Zirus wins over the defense. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 25: Hunt for the Truth

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2023 56:51


    Our heroes question witnesses in earnest. Zirus questions a surprise witness. Bulain and Kriden push for the truth but it pushes back. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 24: Investigation of the Centaur-y

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2023 67:31


    Our heroes begin setting up for the trial and start their investigation. Krieden gets a date. Zirus gets diplomatic. Bulain calls out a jerk. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 23: Establishing Order

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2023 68:27


    The battle concluded, our heroes try to figure out what is next. Krieden offers advice. Zirus volunteers. Bulain tries to right forgotten wrongs. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 22: Pyrric Victory

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2023 58:53


    Battle rages, part 2. Krieden sends out the distress call. Zirus fights to the bitter end. Bulain plies her trade. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 21: More Than You Can Chew

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2023 63:11


    Battle rages, part 1. Krieden takes control. Bulain identifies a problem. Zirus considers self-sacrifice. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Recap episodes 1-20

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2023 33:34


    Come for the recap, stay for the conversation Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 20: Bad Bargains

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2023 62:32


    Slinking around underground. Zirus makes three friends and Krieden and Bulain negotiate to ruin it. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 19: Horses and Birds

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2023 66:18


    Hot on the trail of a missing man. Zirus stays his blade for a time. Bulain negotiates an ally of convinence. Krieden loses a precious item. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 18: Plight of the Wolf

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2022 75:27


    A slightly used, new adventure. Zirus loses a friend. Bulain plies her trade. Kreiden has mixed feelings. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 17: Death of a God

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2022 68:30


    The violence continues. Kreiden tells us about the time she got banished from Astragaar. Zirus can't make con saves. Bulain cleans up after the show is over. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 16: Cult of the Pox

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2022 63:20


    Its time to get violent. Zirus tells the tale of his first experience with the divine. Bulain gives us a glimpse of how she came to be adventuring. Kreiden is last woman standing. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 15: On the Trail of a God

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2022 69:21


    Wandering Northbank it is clear there is a lot going on. Zirus keeps the party on the straight and narrow. Bulain investigates the dead. Kreiden attempts to stay awake. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 14: A Silver Thread

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2022 76:31


    On to Northbank. Our heroes meet a new potential ally and decide he is very suspect but they have bigger fish to fry. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 13: Case Closed

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2022 59:41


    The quest ends and the heroes get their reward. Krieden gets her spa day. Zirus doesn't start a fight, because Bulain does instead. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 12: Swamp Politics

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2022 56:00


    The quest to take down the corrupt mayor continues. Zirus raids a hideout. Bulain talks the party out of a TPK. Kreiden makes a BIG mistake. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 11: Pursuit of Justice

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2022 65:13


    Our heroes complete one quest and then choose another. Zirus tries something sneaky. Bulain keeps everyone on the straight and narrow. Kreiden experiences split loyalties. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 10: Need a Bigger Boat

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2022 55:52


    The battle continues in the river and down the swamp. Zirus goes on a rampage. Kreiden unleashes blasts. Bulain runs for her life. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 9: The Wayward Revolutionary

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2022 73:01


    Together our heroes followup on all their leads in Hyloch. Bulain buys a trinket. Kreden meets an admirer. Zirus finds his perhaps his only ally. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 8: Jail Bird Screams

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2022 56:10


    Our heroes start investigating with some mixed success. Zirus questions the guard. Kreiden makes an unlikely friend. Bulain makes a big mistake. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 7: Den of Corruption

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2022 66:05


    Our heroes find their next adventure and being investigating. Zirus spends the whole podcast shaking his head. Bulain and Kreiden make some friends. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 6: A New Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2022 56:13


    Our heroes are victorious in completing their first quest. Zirus loses a battle of wills. Kreiden argues with a god. Bulain lays the dead to rest at last. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 5: When Dawn Breaks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2022 67:19


    With forces gathered, our heros return to the graveyard to solve this problem. Bulain loses an ally and gains a friend . Kreiden comes to the rescue of an ally. Zirus starts to put the facts together. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 4: Local Nightlife

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2022 62:13


    The night falls and things get out of hand quickly. Kreiden befriends the neighborhood wierdo. Zirus takes charge of a bad situation. Bulain calls the city militia. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 3: Graves at Dusk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2022 73:27


    Our heroes learn the awful history of the area. Bulain befriends the local baker. Zirus befriends the local blacksmith. Kreiden destroys some insects. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 2: Pommeville by Day

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2022 69:35


    Our heroes arrive at the site of their first quest. Krieden unleashes the surprisingly violent power of love. Bulain consults on matters of the grave. Zirus flexes his authority with the mayor. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 1: Fresh Faces

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2022 56:36


    Our campaign begins and our heroes are introduced to their party and their quest. Meet Bulain, Zirus, and Kreiden. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar): Character Creation

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2022 37:34


    Meet our players as they make our heroes. Join our creative process. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 2 (Astragar): Commercial

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2022 2:35


    We are excited to announce the release of campaign 2 on 5/7/2022. New players, new stories, new heroes. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Episode 69 Fin

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 71:57


    The end. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy Ending Parody Song By Jacob Oland

    Campaign 1 (Fenrir) Episode 69: Fin

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 71:57


    The end. Campaign 1 concludes. Our heroes tell the story of their retirement. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy Ending Parody Song By Jacob Oland

    Episode 68 The Truest Villain

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 56:41


    At the fairy queen's castle, our heroes plan their final negotation and things get heated as our campaign big bad appears. Fairy facts about the thorns. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 1 (Fenrir) Episode 68: The Truest Villain

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 56:41


    At the fairy queen's castle, our heroes plan their final negotation and things get heated as our campaign big bad appears. Fairy facts about the thorns. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Vacation Special: Carrots Minus Suffering 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2021 20:44


    We are on vacation. Listen to us talk about the Monk class. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/)

    Episode 67 Negotiations

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2021 71:59


    At the fairy queen's castle, the negotations begin. Our heroes discover some hard truths and take the first arguments to the fairy queen. Fairy facts about the Boiuna. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 1 (Fenrir) Episode 67: Negotiations

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2021 71:59


    At the fairy queen's castle, the negotations begin. Our heroes discover some hard truths and take the first arguments to the fairy queen. Fairy facts about the Boiuna. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Episode 66 In Transit

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2021 62:16


    Our heroes visit the inbetween. Jaelan gets a jacket. Sylpha gets some shoes. Sable gets a hat. Fairy facts about the Aziza and Yumboe. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 1 (Fenrir) Episode 66: In Transit

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2021 62:16


    Our heroes visit the inbetween. Jaelan gets a jacket. Sylpha gets some shoes. Sable gets a hat. Fairy facts about the Aziza and Yumboe. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 1 (Fenrir) Episode 65: Past is Prologue

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 64:33


    At the Castle in the thorns. Sable negotiates safe passage. Jaelan strikes a different kind of fairy deal. Sylpha makes a tactical error. Fairy facts about the Yaksha. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Episode 65 Past is Prologue

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 64:33


    At the Castle in the thorns. Sable negotiates safe passage. Jaelan strikes a different kind of fairy deal. Sylpha makes a tactical error. Fairy facts about the Yaksha. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Episode 64 Disaster Recovery

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 65:57


    At the Castle in the thorns. Our heroes start to clean up history's greatest mess, one werewolf at a time. Fairy facts about the nine-tailed fox spirit. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 1 (Fenrir) Episode 64: Disaster Recovery

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 65:57


    At the Castle in the thorns. Our heroes start to clean up history's greatest mess, one werewolf at a time. Fairy facts about the nine-tailed fox spirit. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Episode 63 Lost to the Woods

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 62:18


    At the Castle in the thorns. Sylpha uses lots of magic. Jaelan goes stealth mode. Sable tries out a tiny bird. Fairy facts about the Kitsune. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 1 (Fenrir) Episode 63: Lost to the Woods

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 62:18


    At the Castle in the thorns. Sylpha uses lots of magic. Jaelan goes stealth mode. Sable tries out a tiny bird. Fairy facts about the Kitsune. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Episode 62 The March

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2021 65:04


    The march to the castle! Sylpha uses lots of magic. Jaelan backs up Mieve. Sable puts her eagle form to good use. Fairy facts about the Sylph. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 1 (Fenrir) Episode 62: The March

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2021 65:04


    The march to the castle! Sylpha uses lots of magic. Jaelan backs up Mieve. Sable puts her eagle form to good use. Fairy facts about the Sylph. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Episode 61 When Love Speaks

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2021 62:59


    Our heroes explore love. Sylpha gets engaged. Jaelan does some engaging. Sable learns about her dad. Fairy facts about the Gnome. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 1 (Fenrir) Episode 61: When Love Speaks

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2021 62:59


    Our heroes explore love. Sylpha gets engaged. Jaelan does some engaging. Sable learns about her dad. Fairy facts about the Gnome. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 1 (Fenrir) Bonus Recap for Episodes 41-60

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2021 45:10


    Recap of episodes 41-60 with Q&A from listeners and players. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Bonus Recap for Episodes 41-60

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2021 45:10


    Recap of episodes 41-60 with Q&A from listeners and players. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

    Campaign 1 (Fenrir) Episode 60: Shifting Tides

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2021 54:55


    Our heroes wrap up the politics. Sylpha breaks her own heart. Jaelan comes clean. Sable makes a big mistake. Fairy facts about the Brownie. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

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