Castle Rockettes

Good grief, bad grief - this story has all of the grief you could ever need. Join the Rockettes as they cover the many layered PET SEMATARY. Please Subscribe, Rate & Review. Theme Music:  "Chocolate Milk" by Legato Vipers Next Episode: The Running Man by Richard Bachman

What's that bump in that night?  What's that lurking under your bed? In your closet?   That's right- it's The Boogeyman! (and Cas and Kate and Spencer talking about that very same Boogeyman)  

Awwwoooooo! We've shed our human forms and become one with the moon! That's right, we have synced up with Cycle of the Werewolf! (Or for you folks out there who want a movie version "Silver Bullet")  

Happy April 19th everyone!    Join us as we discuss ~The Dark Half~ an oooky spooky novel and movie that explains NOTHING and does EVERYTHING!

Well we're a few days late a few bucks short!  But that's okay because there's a great deal going on down at Needful Things... Come in now for the best bargain in town!

Ring ring!  You'd better answer it! It's Mr. Harrigan! Join Kate and Cas and Spencer as they discuss these fancy gizmos in our pockets and what it felt like to get their first phones.

Oh HECK! We're back with Season 3 of Castle Rockettes and we're kicking it off with a SAD BANG! We're diving headfirst into.... The Mist!

Woof woof hound doggies! We're barking MAD about this episode all about the very famous Cujo! (and the much less famous subplot about cereal)

Almost two years ago we recorded a perfect episode of Carrie. We talked for three hours and then it got mulched up by our audio software.  Now the Rockettes are taking another crack at it! Enjoy this episode where we talk about the famous "Carrie"!

Surprise! We're back! We're going to be releasing episodes monthly for a while- on the 19th of every month! (IYKYK) We're kicking off Hot Girl Summer with Firestarter!

This week we made an episode as WILD as the source material we are covering! It's time to put the pedal to the metal and shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE. Thanks to the Legato Vipers for our theme song! 

*Long lonely hawk call* Well we've turned back the clock almost 100 years. It's 1922 and once again the Rockettes are talking about corn. We always seem to be talking about that tall yellow stuff. Thanks to the Legato Vipers for use of their song "Chocolate Milk"

This week we've got something special for you! Instead of our regular episode we've got a sneak preview of our Patreon Exclusive Podcast: "The Stand Alone Tapes". Join Cas, Spencer, and Kate as they discuss the first episode of the 2020 TV show The Stand. We'll be back on the 20th of December with our regularly scheduled programming!

Punch your time clocks! It's 11pm! Time for your Graveyard Shift! Listen as Kate and Cas and Spencer talk mostly about rats! Special thanks to the Legato Vipers for the song "Chocolate Milk" which is the intro and outro to our program.

Welcome to S2E2! This week we're getting mangled by The Mangler!  Join Cas, Kate, and Spencer as they STRUGGLE their way through this dumb story and even dumber movie. Thanks to the Legato Vipers

Welcome to Season Two of Castle Rockettes! We're coming in hot with a brand new season and kicking it off with a heavy hitter- Salem's Lot! Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Thanks to the Legato Vipers for providing our theme song!

The Rockettes close out Season One of the pod by covering Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption. Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.

This episode the Rockettes cover Weeds - it's a short story about plants! Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.

In this short story, the dead travel fast (and by plane!). This week the Rockettes cover THE NIGHT FLIER. Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.

Rockettes of the Castle cover Children of the Corn! Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.  

It's time for Gerald's Game, and the Rockettes came to play. Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.

A Good Episode about A Good Marriage. Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.

Part Three in our BEING SCARY WITH A CAR series.  Please Rate, Review and Subscribe. Special Thanks to Jay Reid, Legato Vipers.

Get out of our dreams, and into CHRISTINE. Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.

The Rockettes review the famous fan favourite - Dolan's Cadillac. Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.

MISERY loves company, and we love her right back. Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.

The Rockettes give you the skinny on Richard Bachman's THINNER. Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.  

The Rockettes take flight! (and review THE LANGOLIERS) Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.

Come to our SECRET WINDOW, stay for our SECRET GARDEN. Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.

The Castle Rockettes cover Stephen King's most renowned work, DREAMCATCHER *clickbait* Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.

You can check out of 1408, but you can never leave. Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.

We tried introducing the idea of structure. Did it work? Find out as Kate, Cas and Spencer yell about IN THE TALL GRASS. Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.

Kate, Cas and Spencer have a lively discussion about THE DEAD ZONE! Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.

Kate, Cas and Spencer try really hard to see the good in both the novella APT PUPIL and it's film adaptation of the same name. Really hard. Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.

Join Kate, Cas and Spencer as they wax nostalgic and review the heart-wrenching novella THE BODY along with it's film adaptation STAND BY ME. Please Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Special Thanks to: JAY REID, and LEGATO VIPERS.