Chris Briggs's recent posts to audioboom.com

A #Poem about, well, erm, er, masturbation and defintely not about beating up a monkey.

A #Poem to describe some of the stereotypes that I recently encountered on a snowboard holiday.

A #Poem to describe the things I hate people posting on Facebook.

A #Poem describing the issues of a trip to the toilet whilst on the beer for a night.

A #poem to describe the activities of disaffected youth..

A #Poem to describe the musical genre that is boy band music, written in the style of a song with verse/chorus, etc.

A #poem describing an encounter with a teenage chav mum and the smug realisation that you are a better person

A retrospective poem about standing up and reading poetry to a pub full of people on an open mic night. #Poetry #Poem #comedy #humour

A poem about the aggravation a woman goes through to get ready for a night out, it was inspired by the many adverts I saw on the television for so called beauty products and shape enhancers. #Poetry #poem #humour #comedy

A poem to describe the events of Christmas Day. #poetry #poem #humour #comedy

A poem describing how life has a tendency to creep up on you and seek revenge. #poem #poetry #humour #comedy

A poem about the day in the life of a dog written from the dogs perspective.

A poem that describes that 'special' person that everyone knows. #poem #poetry #comedy #humour #dickhead

This is a short poem I wrote whilst trying and failing to make a decision about what material to perform at an Open Mic event #poem #poetry #humour #spokenword #indecision

A poem about the Lollipop Lady and the perceived battle of wills between her and the driver on his way to work. Words - http://www.chrisbriggs.me.uk/bunfight-at-the-kerbside-corral #poem #poetry #comedy #spokenword #humour

A poem about lying awake at night. #poem #poetry #spokenword #comedy #humour #insomnia

A poem to remember my Grandma. #poem #poetry #grandma #spokenword

This poem was written because I was annoyed with the news coverage of party political conferences. #poem #poetry #humour #comedy #spokenword #politics

A poem about the highs and lows of being a teenager 'on the pull' #poem #poetry #spokenword #humour #comedy #teens #party

A poem about having blood pressure raised and then calming down with a cuppa. #poem #poetry #humour #comedy #spokenword #tea #yorkshiretea

A poem about a visit to the Doctors #poem #poetry #comedy #humour #spokenword #doctors #medical

A Poem describing a character we used to see around town. #poem #poetry #spokenword

A semi-autobiographical poem to describe my time at school. #poem #poetry #humour #comedy #spokenword #school

A poem taking a very light hearted view of the potential divorce between Scotland and the UK. #poem #poetry #indyref #ScotlandDecides #humour #comedy #poetry

A poem contemplating a nightmare scenario facing toilet users. #poem #poetry #spokenword #humour #comedy #toilets

A poem reflecting upon why people may have to wear unseasonal items of clothing #poem #poetry #spokenword #humour #comedy http://stripeybobblehat.blogspot.co.uk

A poem describing the first time I attempted stand-up comedy. #poem #poetry #spokenword #comedy #humour http:\stripeybobblehat.blogspot.co.uk

A Poem about going back to school from a parents perspective. #poem #poetry #spokenword #comedy #school www.chrisbriggs.me.uk

A poem describing one of my pet hates - Jogging Bottoms #poem #poetry #spokenword #comedy #humour http://stripeybobblehat.blogspot.co.uk

A Poem describing the nightmare that is writers block. #poem #poetry #spokenword #comedy #humour http://stripeybobblehat.blogspot.co.uk