Dumb Bitch Hours

Settle in folks, this is a long one. I honestly couldn't even tell you what happened. We can just blame it on JD's Aries energy, he's here too. Recorded on 11/20/2020

Julia and Kayden are discussing the weeklong election, but specifically the funniest parts of it. What did you think this was? A serious show? Recorded 11/12/2020

This week DBH wants to remind you to cast your vote by November 3rd, 2020! We also want to remind you to listen to Ariana Grande's new album. Everything else in this episode is just fluff really, including conversations about vomit etiquette, Halloween costumes, and Julia's new frog. Recorded on 10/29/2020

To apologize for not having an episode last week, we made a GREAT episode for this week. Kayden is staying at his parent's house and Julia is struggling through Living Room University. Featuring the talents of the funniest Maclay sibling, Trey! Also, Courtney is there for some of it. Recorded on 10/21/2020

In a special episode of DBH, Julia has a conversation with Los Angeles based musician Eric Grooms! We discuss the success he has found on TikTok, his musical influences, and his plans for his career. Recorded 1/24/2020

This week, Kayden and Julia are going in depth on very important topics, including spicy food, multivitamins, the presidential debate, and most importantly, Fat Bear Week. Recorded on 9/30/2020

This week Julia and Kayden are discussing how they're "allegedly" leaving their jobs soon, as well as bad kids movies, kids movies that aren't for kids, and JD's dummy thicc ass. Oh and JD joins us too. Recorded on 9/24/2020

This week everyone in Julia's classes decided to not activate their brain cells, despite being upper-level college students, and Kayden was kind enough to let her rant about it for several minutes. Also, we don't know why Kayden's mic sounds like that for some of the show, and we're also too dumb to figure out how to fix it, whoops! Recorded on 9/16/2020

Kayden was pissed off and Julia had a crazy dream, and it keeps going downhill from there. Recorded on 9/3/2020

Julia's neighbors are freaks, and we are joined by her roommate JD to complain about it. Kayden is allegedly doing a lot of things, but we can neither confirm, nor deny that claim. Recorded on 8/28/2020

Surprise bitch! You thought you'd seen the last of us! Well, we're back and y'all aren't gonna be rid of us for a LONG time. Content warning for discussion of pedophilia from 11:04-16:21 Recorded on 8/19/2020

We've arrived at Kayden's final on-air show because SOMEONE had to go and graduate. If anyone asks, neither of us cried. Once again featuring the guest talents of Jenn Noga! Recorded on 12/6/2019

Both of your dumb bitches are back in action this week, and are joined by special guest Jenn Noga of Bar Buddies! A reminder that this remains a BAR BUDDIES STAN ACCOUNT! Also, will Kayden ever figure out who has a crush on him? Recorded on 11/22/2019

Kayden's dead this week so Julia stumbles through the first bit by herself before being joined by special scientific guests Tommy Beeler and ASSOCIATE'S DEGREE HOLDER JD Kersten! Recorded on 11/15/2020

We are so so honored to be joined by our friends Tori Clawson and Tommy Beeler this week! They're friends with us so... you can guess what happens. It's FULL nonsense. Recorded on 11/8/2020

Julia is having the worst week of her life and Kayden is well... Kayden. Honestly, we're really low energy this time folks. I don't know what to tell ya. Recorded on 11/1/2019

We wanted to do a Halloween episode, but that really just went off the rails. Julia raging about HGTV is scary right? What about Kayden raging about Grubhub? Oh and also the studio maybe caught on fire. Recorded on 10/25/2019

Us? Playing music? Thinking critically about music? ReViEwInG mUsIc??? I really hope we pull through this one. Featuring special guest and friend of the program, Jenn Noga! Recorded on 10/18/2019

Listen, we gotta be honest with y'all, this is not our best work. We are still alive but barely breathing. Content warning for sexual assault and harassment from 33:00 to 48:00. Recorded on 10/4/2019

4 out of 5 of our siblings called into the show, and we honestly lost track of what happened. HUGE oldest child energy happening here. We would be sorry, but we're oldest children, so we're not. Recorded on 9/27/2019

Half of this is just us shuffling around the studio fixing audio problems, because we are professionals. The rest is us yelling at each other the entire time. Honestly, when are we gonna get fired? Recorded on 9/20/2019

Who let us back on the air? Let's hope they never figure out what a huge mistake they've made! Julia and Kayden are BACK BAYBEE!!! Recorded on 9/13/2019

Last show of the season! And Kayden's dumbass truly forgot to show up. No, I am not joking. This episode features the talents of the amazing Tori Clawson instead! Recorded on 5/4/2019

A very special oldies edition of the show! We learn the in-depth history of Rickrolling, but honestly, Julia's too focused on seeing Endgame to really know what's going on. Recorded on 4/27/2019

Kayden was late, Hudson was off his nuts, Julia has a FAT annoying crush, and it took them about half an hour to finish a story about a cat. Really doing great here folks. Recorded on 4/13/2019

This week, join Julia, Kayden, and special guest McKayla as they discuss Bille Eilish's new album for about 20 minutes then struggle to fill the rest of their time. It's a mess, folks. 4/6/2019

Julia and Kayden are both inches from death in this week's episode, physically, mentally, and spiritually. Please pray for them, we don't know if they survived long after the broadcast. Recorded on 3/16/2019

Honestly, who even knows what happened in this episode? Kayden was late, Julia is losing her mind about flat-earthers, and everyone hates anti-vaxxers so we just threw them into the mix for fun. Recorded on 3/9/2019

Kayden's out of town this week so this is honestly Julia just struggling to come up with enough content. Luckily a bunch of new music just dropped! People can't know she's not funny without him! Recorded on 3/2/2019

A special 2000's themed broadcast means that Julia and Kayden, do NOT talk the entire time! Don't get used to it. Recorded on 2/23/2019

It's a Valentine's Day show where Julia and Kayden talk about anything but Valentine's Day! Featuring discussions of Tinder messages, national emergencies, and gay stuff with a phone cameo from Julia's sister. In conclusion, Hudson Raynor is the only Valentine we recognized this year. Recorded on 2/16/2019

This week, Kayden refuses to stop talking about his new son as Julia talks about the brand new, and already iconic, "thank u, next" album. Recorded on 2/9/2019

Julia and Kayden talk the usual nonsense and try to pick a new name for the show! Recorded on 2/2/2019