Freakz in the Sheetz

Hear ye, hear ye, freakz! Pull up your masks for another bonus quarantine episode! Prior prev "The Candyman" helps us break down Sheetz's new line of pop/soda/soda pop/coke. Has Faygo been rebranded? Will we drink too many colors? Tune in to find out & don't fucking vote for Trump!   Follow us on social media @freakzsheetz

Stay at home, freakz! But, if you must, please use the Sheetz drive-thru and wear a mother-chunkin' mask! On this week's bonus episode, we review yet another original brewski and talk quarantine, dogz and the future of our planet?! Stay safe, we love you!

The Coronavirus is upon us so we ordered french fryz from the "golden goose" of Pittsburgh Sheetz locations. On the third bonus episode, the Freakz talk isolation & cannibalism (a classic combo), "panic culture", Nicolas Cage and Arby's. We hope you're entertained by our antics, but please also be responsible, stay inside unless absolutely necessary and respect those around you.

OK, Boomers and snow angels, it's time for another bonus episode of your favorite pod! Put on your snow pants and settle in for a very merry chitchat about the magical pseudo-beef, Beyond Meat! Plus, we share our hopes and dreams for 2020 and get a surprise visit by a former James Bond! Snow ya next year, freakz!

Uh oh! We tricked yinz! This is the long awaited bonus episode on our one year "podiversary!" Happy birthday to us! Any "Wawa heads" out there? 'Cause we finally conquered Wawa Land and have lots to say, as does our frenemy, Pat. Get ready to take sidez and put up your dukez!

Well, well, well. Looks like the gang's all here (almost)! Can you hardly believe we've reached the series end of Freakz in the Sheetz?! Believe it, because we have. We're back one last time with an eclectic smattering of former guests to catch up on where they've been and to ask the ultimate question: How has Freakz in the Sheetz changed their lives? It's a real smorgasbord of podcast memories! Thanks to everyone for listening, we'll catch you next time!

In the penultimate episode, friend of the pod Eric, tells a touching tale of being "de-floured" by Sheetz post-prom with his first ever shmuffin! (Ooo lala.) Then, The Freakz compare Rutter's, Royal Farms and Turkey Hill--sort of--and try to "go viral" with the famed "Hodsic Challenge." Don't know what the heck that means? Boy howdy, you'd better tune in right away!

Uh oh! It's a "Freakz First!" Alyse and Sudz hit the road to record a special birthday bash episode waaaaay out in Saegertown, Pennsylvanier! Alyse's older brother, Aaron, passes down bits of wisdom in many genres from his 58 years on old Mother Earth. He covers casino etiquette, Dr. Ruth and even throws a full-on Sheetz "Bun Rundown" right in our faces! Plus: listener fan mail! I know! We can't believe it either! A very happy birthday, indeed.

CBD: What is it? We don't know! On this episode of F.I.T.S., Sudz and Alyse chitchat about Mary Jane's boring sister, take a call from a self-proclaimed "longtime schnacker," brag about their VIP Pirates' game experience (compliments of old Sheetz herself), and experience paranormal activity! Follow us on instagram @freakzsheetz and on twitter, also @freakzsheetz

No shirtz, no shoez, no servize? In this the Beer of our Lord, local vintage hustla', Jenna Manning, gives us the scoop on proper Sheetz Run attire. We drunkenly review the limited-run Sheetz Coffee Hopz IPA by Rusty Rail Brewing, pine for classic Budweiser, and get into a pretty serious debate over friez, a "Fry Warz," if you will. It's non-stop action from beginning to end so hang onto your buttz & crack open a cold one! Make sure you check out Streekers Vintage! (and follow at streekersvintage.pgh) And for some excellent beer, "hop" on over to Rusty Rail Brewing!  

Happy Fourth, Freakz! It's episode 20 with NHL "guru" Phil Cresswell! We chitchat about various foods all across this crazy continent from Canada down to Mexico, and pose some VERY important questions: Is "American cheese" cheese? Is "nacho cheese" cheese? What are the tastiest summer treatz? Plus, the Freakz get to the bottom of Chinese medicine once and for all. 

What do John Lennon, Jim Jones and our new guest all have in common? Listen to find out, DUH! Natural born yinzer, Dan Ward, walks us back in time (and on top of dead bodies!) whilst casually crunching on Sheetz's finest vegan snackz. Heebie-jeebies all around!, followed by a not-so-healthy caffeine-fueled review of all things veggie...and one thing Tutti Fruiti.

When I dip, you dip, we dip! Heyooo! Artists and former yinzers Doug Eberhardt and Lauren Lowery fly south to challenge the freakz to a good old fashioned sauce-off, or "Olympdips," as it were. Merge into our express lane and ride that baby down to Judgement Town where we tear apart condiments, dressings, aoilis (oh my!) and get into a little personal saucy shit with our guests...ooooooo! Support our guests! Check out Doug's art at Voidboy.art Go look at Lauren's work at EndlessRevolt Song used for saucy montage: DJ Branny V - Great Atmosphere. A lot of potential. And for a weekly Star Wars #actualplay #RPGpodcast set during the Clone Wars, head on over to Coruscant Night!

Ain't no city slickers welcome at this rodeo! Get ready for a bible thumpin' law man with a breakfast sandwich that'll roundhouse kick you in the mouth! The two lone rangerz are back to find out exactly what happened in George Bush's favorite tv show, "Walker, Texas Ranger," by reviewing the pilot and series finale, and nothing in between! Stick around for an exclusive review of the Walker, Breakfast Ranger! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram! Rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes!

How in tarnation is it already the two week anniversary of our Quinceañera?! Join us for sweet, sweet episode 16 with friend and actual rockstar, Erik Pitluga! He gives us the skinny on his sordid Sheetz past (in addition to a real punk-ass attitude!) So, please, venture through our self-proclaimed portal to Hell for Dad Dogz, Shweed and yet another "South of the Border" order! 

The Freakz celebrate their Quinceañera with episode 15! What a milestone! And what better way to par-tay than to interview Sheetz vs Wawa filmmaker, Matthew Fridg? We venture (in our imaginations) to Jimmy Stewart country where MTO Regionalism reigns and subs are called... hoagies? Have a seat and a hardboiled egg because you're gonna need the protein to digest this guest! Follow Matthew Fridg on Instagram and Twitter @sheetzvswawa Visit sheetzvswawa.com to find out more about Matthew's movie. AAAAAAND Click here to donate to his Kickstarter!

Friends-of-the-pod, Rachel Kaufman and Taylor Smith, join us to find out how much fake cheese we can handle... squirted into a hot dog, of course! Plus, we get insider tips on how to infiltrate The Motherland. Can two Sheetz newbies possibly have what it takes to hang with the fanciest freakz around? Pinkies up, this is the wine and cheese episode!

"Candy Man" Ben Rettig grew up with rather basic food options in good old Butt-town (Butler), PA, a dark metropolis that transformed him into a young punk with a 5 finger discount problem! The Freakz review a variety of steamy sammies and try to get to the bottom of what a sandwich really is. Finally, Ben savors a rainbow of natural and artificial flavors. Follow Freakz in the Sheetz on Instagram and Twitter @freakzsheetz  

Okie dokie, Lil' Smokies! It's time for episode 12, featuring Micah 'Tallboy' Pacileo! We reminisce over a wildly underrated way to torch "tubes of stuff," nail down the best long distance road trip foods, and freak out over another serendipitous encounter with the MTO-lovin' boys in blue. Stick around for the Annual Wiener Review (AWR 2019)! Follow us on the web @freakzsheetz! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes! Check out White Reeves Productions @ https://whitereevesproductions.bandcamp.com/ and follow Micah Pacileo on Instagram @mchpcl and on Twitter @supervolcano

At the start of the Lunar Pig Year, long-awaited guest, Treasury Analyst Eric Messerall, sits down to talk with us about his on again off again relationship with Sheetz. From his dreams of popcorn chicken to his gas station taquito fetish, we take a deep dive into what really makes Eric tick. For our main course, we review a trio of sammies that'll never leave you wondering, "Where's the beef?" Follow Freakz in the Sheetz on Instagram and Twitter, @freakzsheetz!

Where've ya been? It's episode 10! We're going back to our roots with the original Freakz duo! Does gas cause crime? Should Dr. Sudslove be giving dating advice? And, how does regional competitor GetGo stack up against our one true love, Sheetz?

Ah, you've made it to episode 9. Lucky dog! You get to experience the sexual dynamo that is Don Knotts! Oh, and the Freakz talk to some Marylander named James about road trip food, berets and donut storks. Plus, there's something wrong with Suds! Check out "Erotic Readings by Don Knotts" now! Click the link! Follow Erotic Readings by Don Knotts on Twitter @eroticknotts! Follow James Knapp on Instagram @occasionalnudity! Follow Freakz in the Sheetz on Instagram and Twitter, @freakzsheetz!

This week on Episode 8, The Freakz welcome Beth, a California-native/Sheetz newbie and her seasoned Sheetz beau, Phil! From toilet seat covers (dream or disaster?) to Sheetz as a hot date locale, this puppy's chock full-a-food-n-fun, with a sticky sweet ending!

On the final episode of 2018, Suds's kinfolk come to town for a very merry food review. Hotdogs prove to be one "hell of a deal" and another live taste test in the Shweets Department is just what the doctor ordered to cure Dad's food coma (The doctor was Suds! Hey, he's not a doctor)!

This week on episode 6, Suds and Alyse's Harrisburg buddy, photographer Dave "Basic Bitch" Bonafair, comes into town to help Suds chill out during one of his signature meltdowns. The crew catches up while reviewing platters of various carbs and drools over a sweet Pennsylvania Amish delicacy!  

144 hours after National Coffee Day, Suds brings us up to speed on this newfangled "holiday." Special guests, Beckz-n-Boogz, join us for our first mid-episode Sheetz Run and subsequent reviews of fried "love."

Son of a yacht scrubber, Alex Glenn Friedman, talks about high school Sheetz Runz, canned coffee, and "The Glory of Sheetz." A caffeinated taste test yields unexpected results and--spoiler alert!--it pairs well with vodka! Stay tuned during the break for a snippet of Ryan Parasiliti's "Space Sheetz" short. For the full video, visit https://youtu.be/IE2s-QPcmEs

On episode 3, the Freakz duo relocates from Harrisburg to Pittsburgh, where they discuss reasons behind Sheetz's decision to "go rural." Plus, Suds has a bit of a meltdown over his south of the border order.

We're back! On episode two, our Dr. Pepper BBQ obsession continues; sauce chaos threatens to ruin a meal; Chef Dan: the next Emeril?; and finally, a review of mac and cheese and tacos!

On the inaugural episode of Freakz in the Sheetz, hosts Alyse and Suds dive into the history of 24-hour MTO mecca and gas station, Sheetz. They also share some of their fondest Sheetz Run memories and lose their minds over a savory signature sauce!