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Election Day Onwards

The election hotline is still open for the foreseeable future- call in and give us your election feelings!(215) 650-7397

Recorded September 29, 2020Rob doesn't know what he's spending his time on, but it's nice to have it backCall our election hotline and give us your election feelings! (215) 650-7397Tasting Notes:No! Sock! Summer!Rob is trying to be a poll worker, and Ian knows what that isPandemic GroceriesHistorical LEGO (Toys N Bricks)Your Own Voice, Dentists, and BrocolliKvetching about how everyone else is "dealing" with quarentineWhat are you wearingA question we are uniquely suited to answerIan bought a thing!Rob's Journaling UpdateLinks:Take A Look at The 40-Year Evolution of the LEGO MinifiguresPlaylist:The Front Bottoms- Santa MonicaAvril Lavigne- Sk8r BoiAlternate Titles:"Things do suck" Edition"No Socks" Edition

(You never have to be productive, but especially not now)Recorded April 11, 2020

Recorded Jan 7, 2020Chelsea went sledding! Rob had a mixed success at maintaining his lane. And Ian made coupons!Tasting Notes:Riding in the Bed of a Pickup TruckAdditions to the Christmas CanonChelsea's Christmas was full of Puzzles and SleddingThe Reverse MicrowaveBill Murray ChristmasHallmark MoviesRob Describes the Main Plot Point of A Royal ChristmasRob's New Year's Eve LEGO SetSomehow it's 2020 and We Still Have to Be Grateful to Corporations for Having Interesting Female LeadsChristmas Coupons 2019Gluten Free Beer2020 Friend Diagram SloganHow Did We Do at This Is My Lane-ing in 2019?Chelsea & Nick got Married!Living in a Place Which Used to Seem So Far AwayPunk Rock Flea MarketJIFFuneral PlaylistWhat Are You Wearing?Links:Cars 2 Kill CountWe Bare Bears: The Perfect TreeAdventure Time: The More you Moe, the Moe You KnowAdventure Time: Totally Tch TchThe Ski Jack on FacebookA Very Murray ChristmasHallmark Movie BingoThe Christmas ClubEscape From Tarkov devs say they respect female soldiers, still won’t add them to the gameBBC Story on PBA CardsNed's Declassified School Survival Guide to: Spirit Week and ClothesPlaylist:Stars by SwitchfootMy Hero by Foo FightersEndless Road by Angel OlsonGhost by Neutral Milk HotelAlternate Titles:"High School Musical: The Musical: The Musical: The Series" Edition"The Popover" Edition"The Reverse Microwave" Edition"Dorito Flagor Blasts" Edition"The Fabulous Mrs. Marvel" Edition

Recorded October 11, 2019It's a Wonderful Night for Eyebrows, It's a Wonderful Night for Teeth Tasting Notes:The "Cryopodcasters" are BackWalking in the DarkStairs can be "Fun"Things you Wanted in your House as a KidBest/Worst Halloween CostumesHallow2019Strong Middle Schooler EnergyEarly YouTubeModding ClothesMovingSin TasksThe Worst Things You've MovedRob & Jackie Live Together Now!Grinch NightReal World MagicDreamsWhat Are You WearingLinks:Wallace and Grommet: The Wrong Trousers (Clip)Insta Baddies/VSCO Girls/E-GirlsPaper ShurikenSalad Fingers (Video) (Street Art)Cunningham Muffins ShoesText Message BreakupLitterbox Poop StoryGrinch NightPlaylist:Here it Goes Again by OK GONeeding/Getting by OK GOAlternate Titles:"Amazon... Or Another Website" Edition"1989 Saab Bed" Edition"Pumpkin Spice" Edition"On Webpages, Doing Commerce" Edition"A Rock in a Show" Edition"Grinch Night" Edition"The Grinch Word for Dog" Edition"The Grinch Zone" Edition"Mild Stitious" Edition"Organic Superpower" Edition

Recorded January 10, 2018It took Ian 472 days after recording to edit and post this one. You can write your own punchline here. Tasting Notes:Pre-Show: Scary Champagne BottlesIntroRob's Quiz GameReccuring DreamsBig Bang TheoryWhat are you wearing?- Rob Willed a Show into Existence2017New Years Resolutions- Ian Saw Monster TrucksRegretsHabitsTaking Sick Days- Ian is a judgemental jerkA Slogan for 2018- The Space Between Train StationsLinks:The State of Kentucky Made KFC Change Its NameSafety CoffinWe're Back: A Dinosaur's Story RoseanneConfessions Of A 'Big Bang' Watcher, 11 Seasons InThe Adorkable Misogyny of The Big Bang TheoryThe Great Adventures of Sherlock HolmesBack to Work Episode 47: Utter Failure & Hotel SteakBack to Work Episode 48: An Abrupt Existential JerkLe Chiffre (Casino Royale) playin' with poker chipsA flat-Earther's plan to launch himself in a homemade rocket has been postponed — againKessler Syndome (A.K.A. "Not Kevin's Problem")Radiolab Episode about the Kessler SyndromeThis American Life episode about McCain and Fitzgerald DisastersPlaylist:Plastic Flowers by The Front BottomsBottom by McCaffertyAlternate Titles:"'The Other Kentucky' Fried Chicken" Edition"No Matter What, I Feel a Little Bad" Edition"Friendships is Where I Tried" Edition"The Five Pop-Tarts You Eat in Heaven" Edition"That's a Thing You Can Do" Edition"'Not My' Problem" Edition"Ghosts of the Philadelphia Transit System" Edition

Excerpt from Episode 23, Recorded January 7, 2019Keep this close to your heart, all year long

Tasting Notes: Winter (and all that it entails) is coming, and there's nothing Ian can do to stop itIntroIan has a thesisWhat is Rob Wearing?Becoming your dadToo Much CoffeeTaste Test: Candy Corn HersheysWhat is Ian Wearing?Twitter TalkJustin Lee Shared a LinkVegeterianism / VeganismThree Types of Healthy SnacksSnapple "Facts"- Legend of the Drunken Master- More "Facts"Let's Hear it for the JellomanWintertime SadnessPAX FollowupOuttroLinks:Seinfeld Twitters (#1) (#2)Snapple Facts (Wikipedia) (Atlantic Article)Legend of the Drunken MasterKazaamShazaamYou Don't Swallow Eight Spiders Each YearBumblebees CAN FlyThe bee movie but every time they say bee it gets fasterIan's Winter SadblogPlaylist:If I Sit Still, Maybe I'll Get Out of Here by TTNGAlternate Titles:"Shottahot" Edition"Variety is the Spice of Coffee" Edition"Three Types of Healthy Snacks" Edition"'Real' Fact" Edition"Within Punching Distance of Monets" Edition"Let's Hear it for the Jelloman" Edition

Recorded November 7, 2017You ever roll a 1 on a 6 sided die?Tasting Notes:IntroGetting BurgledGluten-Free Peppermint Joe JoesOff-Season ChocolateElf on a ShelfIans Cafeteria WoesCommercials which burned into your brainNon-Xmas Xmas MoviesElection 2016: The Night Of SLASH Morning AfterRob DM'dElection 2016: The WorkplaceWhat are you Wearing?- Coffee, Glasses, and the ApocalypseElection 2016: Nick is from Rural PAElection 2016: Make X Y AgainElection 2016: "Holiday Party"Election 2016: Realizing Trump WonHoliday HeartDancingElection 2016: The World it Always WasElection 2016: Recognizing You Have PriveledgeNick went to the Ren Faire- Audience ParticipationSuper Mario OdysseyNick is Considering Buying a HouseOuttroLinks:Elf on tbe ShelfFuccillo Autoplex Huuuuuuuuge CompilationGolfer VisionLin Manuel Miranda SNLprojects.fivethirtyeight.com/projects/2016-election538 Podcast: Nov 7 2016The Talk Show: "Holiday Party"Playlist:Christmas Star / Preparing the Trap by John WilliamsChristmas at Hogwarts by John WilliamsSkank by Numbers by Mustard PlugFlashlight by The Front BottomsUnder Pressure by Queen & David BowieUltrasonic (AKA 538 Theme) by Jay PriceAlternate Titles:"The Blind Feeding the Blind" Edition"Hidden Basement Treat" Edition"How I Feel and How I Felt" Edition"Holiday Heart" Edition

Recorded October 24, 2017You'd be surprised by the hold that a childhood fear can have on you. Ian certainly was.[This is a good one]Tasting Notes:IntroThe Morality of Getting Up EarlyParking BrakesRob's New PhoneThe Gaming CommunityDisappointed in BooksRob's High School BandVideo Game Talk- Games Rob Doesn't Like- The Scaredest We've Been in Video GamesRob is Running1990s Computer Games that apparently still scare IanIan's Fucked Up TeethThe Ren FaireWhat Are You Wearing?- The Long TrailM.S. Bike RideDMingLinks[Google Cardboard](https://vr.google.com/cardboard/)[3DS AR Game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43uSXA9qUe8)[Playstation Eye of Judgement](https://www.wired.com/2010/07/eye-of-judgement-servers/)[PAX Unplugged](http://unplugged.paxsite.com/)[Dickwolves Explanation]()[Game Over Book](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_Over_(book))[Oh No Ross and Carrie](http://ohnopodcast.com/)[Nancy Drew Lets Play Mostly Walking](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEMOKJZTwaw)[Mightnight Rescue Soundtrack (Thanks to Sonicfan 1999)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWzOpKBs-hY)[Diving Right of Kings](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divine_right_of_kings)[Slanket](https://www.theslanket.com/)[The Long Trail](https://www.greenmountainclub.org/the-long-trail/)Playlist:[Here it Goes Again by OK Go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA)[Needing/Getting by OK Go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MejbOFk7H6c)[A Favor House Atlantic by Coheed and Cambria](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnKP6HtmyNs)Alternate Titles:F.A.R.T. Network EditionFour Treadmills, Two Eliptical Machines, and a Stationary Bike EditionMaggots Win Every Time EditionA Shrine that the Computer Went Into EditionUpside Down Vaccuum Cleaner with a Skirt EditionThe Music SLASH Art Room EditionSpider Man Capris EditionCurl-Ed Fries EditionPlenty of... Calories Edition

Recorded Oct 17, 2017Rob's iPhone doesn't "Just Work". Ian doesn't like peeing in the ocean. And neither of them liked dances in High SchoolTasting Notes:IntroRob's Phone Broke- Rob Got an iPhone?What Are You Wearing- Ian's Shitty ShoesWedding TalkHalal Trucks- Popeyes- Ian Hikes TammanyRob Hits the Dance Floor- High School DancesIan Saw Modest Mouse- Setlist SpoilersPeein at the Beach"Bad Optics"BoJack HorsemanRealD 3DPlaying Video Games Wrong- Rob's Proudest Video Game AchievementsKey Reinstallation Attacks (KRACK)Links[Mount Tammany](https://www.njhiking.com/mt-tammany/)[Modest Mouse Setlist](https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/modest-mouse/2017/starland-ballroom-sayreville-nj-43e3eb2b.html)[Alvayys at Union Transfer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG4T9CJA8hI)[Waboba](https://www.waboba.com/)Take My Wife ([Show](https://www.amazon.com/Take-My-Wife-Season-1/dp/B01IU9MRM6)) ([Tweet](https://twitter.com/cameronesposito/status/895397595517829120/photo/1))[MBMBaM](https://vrv.co/series/GRMGZ124R/My-Brother-My-Brother-and-Me)[James Cameron Submarine](https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/03/120325-james-cameron-mariana-trench-challenger-deepest-returns-science-sub/)[Beowulf Spear Scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9rFt7ITy4)[The Hobbit 60FPS](https://www.theverge.com/2014/12/19/7422633/hfr-might-work-even-though-it-looks-really-awful)The Polygon Show Episode 14 ([Episode Link](https://www.polygon.com/2017/9/8/16276048/the-polygon-show-episode-14-nugs-from-the-deep)) ([Direct Link to 41:05](https://overcast.fm/+JR0jNkw-0/41:05))[KRACK](https://www.krackattacks.com)[One Time Pads](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-time_pad), [Soviet Re-Use of One Time Pads](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venona_project#Breakthrough)[HTTPS Everywhere](https://www.eff.org/https-everywhere)[List of Default Router Passwords](http://www.routerpasswords.com/)[LastPass](https://www.lastpass.com/)[OnePassword](https://1password.com/)[5000 Most Popular SSIDs](https://gist.github.com/jgamblin/da795e571fb5f91f9e86a27f2c2f626f)10 Million Most Popular Passwords [Raw](https://raw.githubusercontent.com/danielmiessler/SecLists/master/Passwords/Common-Credentials/10-million-password-list-top-1000000.txt), [GitHub](https://github.com/danielmiessler/SecLists/blob/master/Passwords/Common-Credentials/10-million-password-list-top-1000000.txt)Playlist:[You Make My Dreams by Hall & Oates](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY27wmTZwyg)[Blank #8 / Precipice by TWIABP](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr6r18xetXk)[Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8)[I Get By by Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqkk4FVVH5o)[Soy Bomb by Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3zQfyFQ4_Q)[See Ya Sucker by Modern Baseball](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jXsQnCQvkM)[Missed the Boat by Modest Mouse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSfTdzoO4ic)[Make Everybody Happy/Mechanical Birds by Modest Mouse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZT10-S_KtU)[I Think I Love You by Waxahachee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpIDsvmPp0k)[Sports Live by Modern Baseball](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ilWZ-Dx7Zk&list=PLIuaF_Xws7ipsgxa7tDuXtMhf8BchTVRf)[Adult Diversion by Alvvays](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHPCcFmEjc)[Limelight by Rush](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiRuj2_czzw)[The Skin of My Yellow Country Teeth by Clap Your Hands Say Yeah](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrK0YEk6o4o)[Under Pressure](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I)Alternate Titles:Three Doorknobs EditionDoesn't Just Work EditionMy Glutens and Me EditionWaboba Fett EditionDavid Lynch's "Garfield 3" Edition

Recorded September 18th, 2017We’ve got a pretty big backlog, and Episode 5 is pretty hard to listen to, so we’re putting out Episode 6 a little early! This week is another shorty which Ian and Rob squeezed in before DND one day.Tasting Notes:IntroSean Spicer @ The EmmysSalsa FollowupTV TalkIan's "Intro to Ethical Hacking" ClassLinksAntipastoTostitos Salsa Con QuesoThat One Blockbuster Twitter Comedy Club ChurchMad RexPlaylist: N/A

Recorded September 3rd, 2018[This is not a good first episode]Ian and Rob Recorded a Mini-Sode from the Road! This is kinda a tough listen because Ian blew out his Audio, but we're still putting it out because this was a fun one.Tasting Notes:IntroRoad NoiseDevil's Path- Drone Guy- Rob Bet Wrong- Homeopathic MedicineWhat Are You Wearing?- Ian's First Tank- Ian's 13 Year Old ShirtLabor Day PlansMS Bike RideSalsa FollowupIan is Bad at UHaulLinksMS Bike RideVelveeta and Ro TelPlaylist: N/AAlternate Titles:Bear Scares EditionKind of Appointed Edition

Recorded August 21, 2017we talk music salsa and minimalism w/ kevinTasting Notes:IntroKevin Does ImprovKevin "Did" StandupBlind Taste TestOrdering PizzaWhat Are You Wearing?- Ian's Sanuks- Kevin's HatsRob Joins and Quits a Dating SiteNew Years is RoughIan's Lock FearsMinimalism- Why Kevin Likes It- Why Kevin Hates It- Every Day CarryMedia Endings- 17776 - Reply All: Long Distance - Homestuck (Spoilers 1:59 -> end)- Lost (Spoilers 2:06 -> end)Links:Now That's What I call MusicKids BopHit ClipsDouble Blind TestClint's SalsaMild or Medium, Same Heat Kevin’s Hatglutenfreesingles.org30 Day Minimalism ChallengeKnolled Lego Set17776Reply All: Long DistancePlaylist:You Get What You GiveWhat’s My Age Again?Hanging By a MomentAll star but it’s played on a hit clips by TigerDownsampled Never Gonna Give You UpAlternative Titles: Human Problems EditionNow That's What I Call Now That's What I Call Music EditionMild [Question Mark?] EditionA Poopy Museum EditionMinimalist Leaflet Edition

This week, Ian got confused and thought this was a Tech Podcast. Ooops! We're joined by our Special Friend Arvind, who tells us about the Mahabharata, his space watch, and the virtues of keeping all your clothes in one big bag.Tasting Notes:IntroAlias FakenamePersonal CatchphrasesArvind's Future KidsBig 5 (Killing Tech Companies)Musk's HyperloopMineral Rights?25.5 Miles/HourWhat Are You Wearing?- Ian's Broken Shoes- Spiderman- Arvind's Space Watch- How Many Tees?- Laundry HabitsArvind Goes to Med SchoolMed School FOMOLinks:Man Gets Millions of Air Travel Miles from Pudding CupsHygeine HypothesisHomestuck StairsYitang ZhangFermat's Last Theorem NYT Big 5 ArticleATP Big 5 Episode Apple ParkYeah 2038 ProblemComplete History of the Smartphone17776Playlist:Nothing But Flowers (Original) (Guster Cover that Ian Likes Better)Alternate Titles: Your Own Little Magic Schoolbus EditionSolar Powered Citizen and the Titanium Band EditionSad! [Sparkletext] Edition

Recorded Aug 6, 2017Tasting Notes:Making Fetch Happen, What Are You Wearing, Local Banana Stands, RIP Rob's Car, "A Guy I Made Up", Ian Goes to Yoga, Trespassing (Formerly Stealing, Rob Check), Vietnamese/Thai Iced Coffee, The Farm, Total Alex Move, Ian's Crappy College Drink, Too Much McElroy, Watch Parties, All Chinese to Me, Filenames, YouTube Free Speech, New Mays Resolution, Rob Wants a Phone, [Drink Break], Trolls 2, Gambling, Trash Bag Edicate, Moving, Rob Explains SpaceIan: Stowe Safety Meeting, Yards BrawlerRob: Stowe Safety Meeting, Yards Brawler

What do you even type here? We're behind. It's me. I have a backlog to edit, someday I'll dig us out. In the meantime, enjoy a mini-episode cut from Episode 13 of Friend Diagram, wherein Rob, Kevin and I try to come up with slogans for 2018.