No Gods No Kings Only Men (NGNKOM) and the followup podcast Dare Ye Enter The Goblin Cave? (DYETGC) are storytelling podcasts, with a slight comedic and improvisational bend to them. The host and one guest each are given 2 prompts (as suggested by the audience) and a week to write up a short story about them. Its not all swords and sorcery. we delve into scify, horror, mystery and adventure of all sorts. Come, join us for tall tales and good times!
last time, the st phatrics crew found themselves captured by that asshole fed, and are serving their sentance at the last stop on warden gregs pain train, aka juantanimo 2 electric boogaloo, aka2 double jailhow they gon smoke their way out from behind bars? maaaaaan, you gatta tune in to tune out if you catch my drift. (listen to this at work when THE MAN doesnt want you too)
the long lost 4/20 special. lmao i guess i forgot to upload it for a few days there woops. guests are chris from the wizard scroll and sky from omega star 7. check out their shows!
new show, 90% improv, 40% abv , 5% raw sex appeal , 5% unmatched literary potential. buckle the fuck up and crack open a toasty bottle of lavalamp juice cause this shits boudda get real weird. more episodes of this and the classic goblin cave pod in the works, send me an email at ngnkom@gmail.com give a 5 star rating, and follow on instagram @goblin_cave_pod
Happy Hondadays everyone! And welcome to the Christmas special. i'm not really a fan of Christmas music and I didn't feel like this episode should have the usual dark ambient background music so I settled on a deathly silence. Come join us this winter evening and poor yourself a glass of cinnamon whiskey and egg nog. maybe some snog if you can find some! and join us for holiday tales of snog and frog. and if you can guess the secret prompt email me at ngnkom@gmail.com and ill send you the prize! also find us on instagram @goblin_cave_pod and feel free to send us more prompt ideas! as always the music was provided by matt kelly, and the art was provided by Kielyrwstudio on instagram feel free to hit me up if you make anything, id be happy to commission you for the show
GET READY FOR SOME TRUELY BONER CHILLING TALES DEAR LISTENER AND IF I WAS YOU ID LIKELY TAKE THE OPPOSITE OF A LAXITIVE RIGHT ABOUT NOW. (an mre and three fingers of whiskey)
Malak knows what's up. email me prompt suggestions at ngnkom@gmail.com visit ko-fi/gcpod.com to see what's coming up next and get in on the ground floor of some real crazy projects and be sure to share this show with others who get it, there really arn't a lot of us.
Heres a bonus episode while i figure out whos gonna be on the next regular episode. email me prompt ideas at ngnkom@gmail.com go follow the ig account @goblin_cave_pod or ideally visit ko-fi/gcpod.com and help me double the amount of episodes
Today our prompts were Cowboys and wyvrins, ofcourse you are free to write along with us if you like. i havent decided on the next episodes prompts yet so feel absolutely obligated to email me your ideas at NGNKOM@gmail.com. you can also send me MONEY or preferably SILVER COINS and in exchange i will write more stuff, faster, better, stronger than before. maybe get a higher quality microphone... maybe visit my patreon equivalent https://ko-fi.com/gcpod first 10 donators receive SPECIAL PRIZES, not knife shaped gravity bongs but once i get enough donators that is on the list. --- intro music and transition music are as always provided by matt kelly, art by Kiely r w studio on instagram, very talented that one, she has a board game in the works too. royalty free cowboy music was found on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTm-WFM0v-g&ab_channel=MrSnoozeIBackgroundMusicforVideos it wont let me copy and paste the list right now but ill figure it out later
what an episode! background music was the album Depressive silence 2, from the band depressive silence. the other podcasts mentioned are linked right here wizard scroll https://open.spotify.com/show/4o5hemkK7oVO0dlGQzTnpX dungeons and doobies, continuation of bongstone cornicles https://soundcloud.com/user-29250216-128611605 please do hit me up with questions, prompts, whatevers on your mind. @goblin_cave_pod on ig ngnkom@gmail.com ko-fi.com/gcpod by the way, if you didnt get it in the episode vveli leist is an anagram for evil stevil
soundtrack was literaly the entire "strife quest for the sigil" ost. art by mintaka art on ig, go get you a commission USE THE PROMO CODE FOR A SPECIAL DEAL! "The Goblin Sent Me" Hit me up with questions about drakkus, for the bonus episode. let me know what prompts you will want to hear next, message me about anything really, at NGNKOM@gmail.com
this episode took me a while to edit, but my god have you noticed how quick ive been pumping out episodes since i lost my job? if yall get together and visit my kofi page, donate a little then i can absolutely keep up the steady work . ive been doing 2-4 episodes a week and i can do more. but damn i gatta pay rent. https://ko-fi.com/gcpod cant donate but still want to get in contact? say you got an episode prompt or you want to be on the show, ngnkom@gmail.com credits for music, art, and sound effects opening track "dare ye enter..." - matt kelly the art you see- mintaka art on ig sound effects- royaltyfreemusic on youtube freesfx on youtube noccsoundeffects on youtube crowd sound effects are from WWE2020 Shinigami - Iruka lions arch - marketplace ambience danheim - bersekr
y'all wanted pyromancers... please send me some more prompts over at ngnkom@gmail.com or comment on the instagram or anywhere you see this episode
Sorry for the delay but here it is. the latest episode. remember to get in contact with me, ngnkom@gmail.com, kofi/goblincavepod , goblin_cave_pod at ig let me hear your thoughts! what are your questions for evil stevil? will i do a livestream? and what shall the next episode entail?
OOOH YEAH IM BACK GO CHECK OUT https://svartsolace.bandcamp.com/ GO CHECK OUT https://ko-fi.com/gcpod AND SPREAD WORD
A different vibe than the rest, today we have something special. I managed to snag an interview with the creator of Neon Lords of the Toxic Wasteland, a popular and fast growing OSR (role playing game) This episode deviates pretty far from the usual format and we hit it off splendidly. More interviews to come as well as some exciting news about the future of the game! stay tuned, cause it only gets better from here. The links as mentioned in the episode: The book itself : https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/309735/Neon-Lords-of-the-Toxic-Wasteland the kickstarter : https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/neonlordsrpg/neon-lords-of-the-toxic-wasteland the discord : https://discord.gg/JsDbvA the spotify : https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1mhGKZHYypfgsevZ0JfDgV?si=n_56qtXBRSeIPWa0QNoBSw special thanks to me for the episode art side note, the cat is fine. just sad that gf was outside.
Special thanks to One fine Egg, for joining me, and suggesting both the prompts Also rose, over at @Mintaka_art on instagram for this episodes art and Matt Kelly for the music.
Special thanks to my homie Gecko, for joining me today. Go check out Mud and Blood 2, its fantastic. http://mudandblood.net Thanks again to Rose over at @mintaka_art on instagram and Matt Kelly for the kickass tunes.
Special thanks to andrew for joining me tonight. Cronologically speaking this episode as well as the first two goblin cave episodes all came out before the third episode of NGNKOM. come join me on instagram, @NGNKOM there will be some major updates and changes soon
Special thanks to Graham for being on the episode
This is the first episode of the spinoff show Dare Ye Enter The Goblin Cave? the formula is just about the same, but it is just Gavin hosting with a random guest. today there weren't any actual prompts, just stories we had in our back pockets so to speak. Special thanks to Sam for coming out to join me on this monumental episode and special thanks to Gavin for the artwork, great job!
Shout out to Rose over @ mintaka_art on instagram, she provided the art for this episode music as always by matt kelly
One of Gavins favorite episodes to write, and first time branching into scify. music by Matt Kelly again, look into the franklyn coverup, politicians are not here to serve you. shoot us an email at NGNKOM@gmail.com, and let us know what prompts you want to hear!
One of our most popular episodes Litches and Horns! Music by Matt Kelly art by RJ Silvers @rjsilvers on Instagram BONUS CHALLENGE go look up and listen to Aubrey sittersons podcast SKALD and look into the mysterious "finders cult" and see how it links to the franklin credit union coverup
at this point we are getting into the grove! join us for tales of Goblets and Alchemists! Side note: the difference between a goblet and a chalice is that goblet is a drinking vessel with a foot and stem while chalice is a large drinking cup, often having a stem and base and used especially for formal occasions and religious ceremonies - source https://wikidiff.com/goblet/chalice also rip to Bentley the cat also thanks to Matt Kelly again for the music Shoot us an email at NGNKOM@gmail.com
Prompts are Golems and Lost Treasure Audio was a bit off, had issues mixing in the awesome new music. music brought to us by Matt Kelly over at http://mattkellysound.com Feel free to submit prompt ideas, fan art, music, or whatever. we will pay you for art and music!
The Halloween SPOOKY SPECIAL Witches and Familiars
The episode that started it all. This is a show where the two hosts receive a prompt or two, then write a short fantasy or scify story based off those prompts. we try to keep it all lighthearted, first or second draft, and with a comedic bend to them. though as we continue, we get better at writing and explore other genres! Enjoy! prompts today are Frogfolk and Farmers
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