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HOORAY ! We've made it to our 100th episode ! In this episode we reflect on the journey we have had. We thank you all for remaining with us for all this time and helping us make this show what it is. Special thanks to our producer Mark Winter as well for letting us drive him crazy for 7 years. We are looking forward to bringing you so much more, the road to 200 episodes starts now ! EPISODE NOTES: Together, We Made It

Over the years, pet grooming has become an incredibly popular and sought-after profession. Whether you're trying to become one yourself, or simply trying to find one for your pet, pet groomers have never had more eyes on them. The question becomes, is it sustainable? With a career as physically demanding as this, how long can groomers stay grooming? In this episode we discuss these questions, and also go over some things we can do to keep ourselves in the game! EPISODE NOTES: The Shelf Life

It's well known that when posting content on social media, a wide variety of negative comments or criticisms are all but guaranteed. Our content is not exempt unfortunately. While usually we shrug of negativity, one of our latest “viewers” had just a bit too much to say. In this episode we take a deep dive into one of the wildest and rudest comments we've ever received on our YouTube channel. EPISODE NOTES: No Comment

Have you been hearing “I'm sorry we can't groom your dog” a lot recently? If so there is a reason and we're here to tell you why. We also discuss some ways to avoid being turned away so your pet can remain nice and groomed for the holiday season. EPISODE NOTES: Holiday Road

Join us in welcoming Victoria Chalaya & Rico Stoll, creators of NautiStyles! In this episode dedicated to their beautiful dog Marco who sadly passed away recently, Victoria and Rico take us through their journey from when they first met, all the way through what it was like living on a yacht with pets. Throw in a couple of whale kisses (seriously) and we have ourselves one heck of an episode. EPISODE NOTES: Rock The Boat w/ NautiStyles

Almost 7 months ago a family blessing was born into this world. This is dedicated to him. In this episode we discuss some of the challenges and describe what it is like getting through a day of dog grooming while caring for a baby at the same time. We also demonstrate and review some details about a specific slicker brush that we recommend for all pet owners. EPISODE NOTES: Son of a Son!

There is no better feeling for a content creator than making a difference in a viewer's life. In this episode we talk about a lovely success story that has happened because of our videos and radio shows. We also have one of, if not our most psychological funny comment segments since this show began. EPISODE NOTES: Success

Becoming a professional pet groomer is a career goal that comes with many ups and downs. Especially if you plan on going into business for yourself. In this episode we discuss all of the peaks and valleys you can expect along the way. EPISODE NOTES: Risky Business

Can the rising gas prices really affect the grooming industry? They sure can. In this episode we talk about just that. We also go completely off the rails as usual because we simply can't help it. If you want to not only hear some thoughts on gas prices but Teslas and odd wardrobe choices, this is one you do not want to miss. EPISODE NOTES: Pedal To The Metal

These days there is such a wealth of knowledge being shared every minute of every day, and that has affected the grooming industry in a very positive way. Pet owners have been able to easily obtain proper grooming tools and lessons to help them better maintain their pets at home. In this episode we discuss the benefits of having such an abundance of information and how it can help you achieve better at home grooms and maintenance. EPISODE NOTES: The Age Of Knowledge

As predicted over the last few years, more and more pet owners are beginning to groom their pets from home. In this episode we discuss a few tools that can help those who've started grooming at home, and a few tips for those just trying to maintain their pets in between grooming appointments. This episode is also rich with classic stupidity and a passionate debate on Daylight Savings Time. EPISODE NOTES: Home Stretch

We would like to welcome a VERY special guest, good friend, and fellow content creator Amy Leigh to the show. Amy is the creator and star of the very successful Youtube channel 'Go Groomer'. How does someone go from high school graphic design, to a professional pet grooming Youtuber with 100k subscribers you may ask? Well in this episode Amy takes us through her journey of achieving the impossible. You do not want to miss this incredible episode because what do 3 pet grooming content creators with sky high vibes have in common? Answer is they're hilarious. EPISODE NOTES: It's Go Time!

Pet grooming can be a very physically daunting profession, not just for the groomer, but for the dog. This is especially true during the later years of a dog's life. As your dog reaches those years, it becomes harder and harder for them to handle the process of a complete grooming. This creates an unfortunate common reality in the industry. That reality is, eventually your groomer may have to make the difficult decision to no longer groom your dog due to age. In this episode we discuss all of the dynamics that go into that. We also have our traditional comment segment at the end of the episode so be sure not to miss that. EPISODE NOTES: Old Fashioned

When searching for a groomer, price can be a huge factor for many people. In this episode we discuss all the things that may affect the different prices that you can expect depending on where you're searching, and why you can expect them. We also have a very funny, yet thoughtful comment from one of our fans at the end of the show so make sure not to miss out on that! EPISODE NOTES: The Price Is Right

As convenient as grooming at home can be, it can obviously be very dangerous. In this episode we discuss a few things to be very careful with while attempting at home groomings, along with some things you should never do. We also have our traditional funny comment segment at the end of the show so make sure you stick around to the end so you don't miss out on some big laughs. EPISODE NOTES: Most Dangerous Grooming

Unfortunately, there is currently a massive groomer shortage. This is leading to many people having trouble finding available appointments for their dogs. It is also forcing many people to learn more about grooming at home. In this episode we discuss some of the reasons that this groomer shortage is taking place, what you can do about it, and of course our funny comment segment. EPISODE NOTES: Short Supply

Over the course of the last couple of years, we have noticed that many dogs are coming into our shop with high anxiety. This can be normal, but with such an influx lately, it begs the question, what can be causing this? In this episode we discuss that and of course our funny comment segment at the end. EPISODE NOTES: Nerve Racking

With the AKC currently recognizing 195 different breeds, how can you possibly pick which one is best for you? Well we're here to help all of you prospective dog owners out there. In this episode we discuss some big factors to consider when choosing a breed. We also have our funny comment segment so be sure to tune in until the end! EPISODE NOTES: Need For Breed

We seem to be entering a transitional period for pet grooming. The pandemic has obviously had a major impact on the grooming industry. It has led to many independent shops closing down for good, while simultaneously overwhelming the shops that made it through. More and more shops continue to close to this day, leading many pet owners to need to be squeezed in for appointments, or use bigger grooming corporations that have more availability. In this episode we discuss everything that's going on, and how we can work together to keep the industry alive with integrity. EPISODE NOTES: Independence Day

Buckle up, it's rant time. Recently we had an experience at our grooming shop that unfortunately led to a false review being left about us. We figured it to be a good opportunity to turn a negative to a positive by sharing the story with you all, in hopes that maybe we can help avoid this happening too often. If you're a groomer, and this has happened to you, you will surely resonate with the story told in this episode. If you're a pet owner, we only ask that you try your best not to behave the way the pet owners did in this story. EPISODE NOTES: Until Further Review

In a profession such as pet grooming, it can be easy to become overwhelmed and even lost at times. This can result in poor groomings, and even unfortunate accidents. In this episode we discuss the importance of placing value on yourself and your profession to help establish both confidence, and skill while grooming. EPISODE NOTES: Value

As the years have gone by, we have all continued to humanize dogs more and more. Dogs now have their own parks, day care centers, and even hotels. The pet industry has made amazing strides in these areas that can really help your dog socialize, exercise, and even be boarded comfortably if needed. These amazing institutions do however come with some common risks. In this episode we discuss what some of those risks are, general pros & cons, and some do's & don'ts when running establishments of this kind. EPISODE NOTES: Good Care At Daycare

Without a doubt, one of the most challenging things for groomers and pet owners alike is clipping the nails. One of our most popular Youtube videos is about just that, garnering a huge response in the comment section, some good and some with many critiques. In this episode we discuss many of the elements that affect whether or not you can accomplish a nail clipping properly. We also discuss whether or not we agree with some of the strategies that our left in our comments on a daily basis. EPISODE NOTES: What's Your Angle?

Over the course of the last year or so, many people have found that having a pet has helped them through these trying times. In this episode we take a closer look at just how much the number of pet owners has really increased. We also discuss a few reasons why those people may have chosen to become one. EPISODE NOTES: For The Love Of Pets

Spring is here! Unfortunately with Spring it is now time for groomers to right the ship from what Winter causes. It is time to reverse all of the matting. In this episode we discuss some things that pet owners can do during the Winter months to avoid the dreaded shave down when Spring finally arrives. We of course also share a comment from an "unhappy" viewer from YouTube. EPISODE NOTES: 'Tis The Season To Be Matted

The pet industry is an industry with many layers that generates an astounding amount of money every year. In this episode we break down the entire industry to find out just how big it really is and where dog grooming ranks among all the other facets. The answer may surprise you. EPISODE NOTES: Break It Down

What better way is there to spend your birthday than talking to all of you. In this episode we discuss the life of being a dog groomer. Some major challenges go hand in hand with some major gratifications. We also share some big laughs during our traditional comment segment. This birthday episode is sure to make you smile. EPISODE NOTES: Happy Aquarian Birthday

We're talking about anal glands in this episode. There is just no other way to say it. This episode may be one of our funniest, while simultaneously being the grossest. However, with all kidding aside, paying close attention to your pet's anal glands is very important and can save you a heap of trouble if handled properly. Should groomers automatically be expressing the glands? Or should that be left to veterinarians? Let's discuss that and much more in this pretty funky, albeit informative episode. EPISODE NOTES: It's A Bootyful Life

The holidays are coming to a close and we have survived. In this episode we talk about what this holiday season was like for us. We also discuss a few aspirations for the new year while showing thanks for the things that went right during the completely upside down year we are all currently wrapping up. Lets start this new year off on the right paw (see what we did there?) and share some laughs and love to one another. EPISODE NOTES: Holiday Survival

It is the holiday season once again which means it is also time for pet groomers to go out of their minds. In this episode we wish ourselves and all other groomers the best of luck in powering through these crazy times. We also discuss a few of the things that create extra challenges during the holiday rush. Don't forget to stay tuned to the end for our traditional comment segment. EPISODE NOTES: Holiday Road

As we push forward to closing out this insane year, the uncertainty of what lies ahead continues to grow. Will pet groomers be shut down again? Will everyone be shut down again? It seems very possible. Obviously being prepared is of the utmost importance. In this episode we discuss how you can prepare yourself and your pet for another potential shutdown. Also don't worry, through all of this, the funny comments that we like to decipher haven't stopped. Nothing can stop those. Happy Thanksgiving! EPISODE NOTES: Ahead Of The Game

With the holiday season looming, pet groomers are going to begin to book up even quicker than they usually do. In this episode we discuss all of the benefits of making advanced appointments for your pet, and keeping to the schedule. We think you will find that not only will it make you and your pet’s life a little easier for the holidays, but also all year round. EPISODE NOTES: Let’s Get Advanced

Over the last 6 months we have been working toward a huge turning point in our lives. We have been preparing to leave the space that we have occupied for almost 20 years, and move into what we hope to be our new place of business for many years to come. In this episode we talk about what the entire process has been like, what new challenges we face, and of course, we thank everybody involved who helped make this life changing event happen. EPISODE NOTES: Movin’ On Up

One very time consuming process in pet grooming is ‘hand-stripping’. The time it takes has led to many groomers using it less often, or not at all. However just as many groomers still use it. In this episode we talk about what the process actually entails, do we use it, and is it worth it. EPISODE NOTES: The Strip Club

As groomers, we pride ourselves on our ability to bond with all of the pets that we work on as best as we possibly can. However, in a business where dogs and cats tend to tolerate the process more than actually like it, it raises an interesting question. Does your pet love your groomer? In this episode we discuss what the answer to that question could be. EPISODE NOTES: Puppy Love

With more and more information becoming available about pet grooming everyday through social media videos and podcasts, it has become a profession of great interest. It is possible that now, more people than ever are considering becoming pet groomers, but is it the right time to do so? In this episode we answer that very question. EPISODE NOTES: Right Place, Right Time?

In a recent episode we discussed a few things that customers should never say to their groomers. During that episode we promised that we would put the shoe on the other foot in the future. Don't worry, we are well aware that sometimes groomers aren't exactly little sweethearts. So as promised, in this episode we go over a few things that a groomer should never say to their customers. EPISODE NOTES: Hear No Evil

Before shutdowns, pet owners were already taking huge interests in grooming their pets at home. After shutdowns? It is taking the world by storm. In this episode we give you a few tips to make the 'at home' process go a little smoother, and how often to do it. Also, the grammar police decided to make an appearance for this week's comment segment. This episode is going to be "huge". EPISODE NOTES: FYI, DIY

If your dog is overweight, you may notice that grooming is costing you a bit more. In this episode we discuss why exactly that it is and a few tips on preventing it. We also have our traditional funny comment segment, however this time around you might find it to be a little more angry than funny. Don't miss this off the rails fiasco as we try our hardest to stay focused on one topic, but fail miserably. EPISODE NOTES: Heavyweights

With more and more pet owners learning about grooming at home, the market continues to flood with grooming products. Some products can appear to be just what you need to get the job done, but that is not always the case. When choosing grooming tools, a few extra dollars can go a very, very long way. In this episode we talk about a few tools that fall into that exact category. We also discuss a few tools to shy away from, especially if they are intended for you and not your pet. *wink wink* Warning, comedy incoming ! EPISODE NOTES: The Best At Home Can Get

To make these crazy times even crazier, we may be moving our grooming studio to a different location! In this episode we are going to fill you in on some of the details. We also find that while we’re designing a new location, it is the perfect time to give you all some pointers on what we feel are great ways to improve or build your own grooming studio. EPISODE NOTES: Groomer Mover

In the pet grooming industry, trust is a key component. The groomer must trust the customer, the customer must trust the groomer. That trust can sometimes be harder to reach when the wrong words are spoken upon meeting for the first time. In this episode we shed some light on a couple of things you should never say to your groomer, not only when you first meet, but in general as well. EPISODE NOTES: Speak No Evil

Summer months can sometimes be very daunting for people, so imagine if you had a coat on the entire time. If it can be rough on us, it can be even more rough for dogs. Rough-Rough. See what we did there? In this episode we discuss a few tips that can help you make sure that your dog is as comfortable and as safe as possible during the hottest time of the year. EPISODE NOTES: Beat The Heat

In this episode we welcome back Erica Salvemini! Erica is the owner and founder of Just 4 Paws Pet Spa and Academy and Reiki Master Practitioner. As a fellow groomer she has shared many of the same hardships that we have during these difficult times. Join us as she walks us through some of her own personal experiences during the shutdown, and what the future may hold not only for herself, but for the grooming industry as a whole. EPISODE NOTES: High Energy

Pet rescue workers are heroes, plain and simple. This episode is dedicated to them. In it we discuss some of the things that rescue workers go through and a few ways you can help. We also name a few organizations that we know personally and some others that stretch to the other side of the world. We also share some traditional laughs along the way so be sure not to miss this funny and heartwarming episode! EPISODE NOTES: The Rescuers On

We want to give all of you amazing pet owners a round of applause for what you have achieved during these rough times. In this episode we talk about how well you have all stepped up while being forced to maintain your pets at home. As groomers we understand the difficulty and fear that it takes to accomplish even a basic grooming. This episode is for all of you, because you are champions, and we thank you for it. EPISODE NOTES: The Step Up On

Due to the current situation, our grooming shop was shut down for 6 straight weeks. During that time we gained some largely new perspectives and appreciation for many things. In this episode we discuss what it was like going from being surrounded by pets all day every day, to not even so much as touching any for almost 2 months. We also touch on how these times may have affected you and what we can do together to hopefully come up with some solutions. All of that and of course our traditional funny comment in this enlightening episode! EPISODE NOTES: The Groom Must Go On

Mobile grooming is quickly becoming more and more popular among pet owners. Having as many options as possible to keep your pets maintained and cared for during this time is very beneficial. In this episode we discuss some of the do's, don'ts, and what actually goes into having a mobile grooming business. We also of course keep the tradition of our funny comment segment so make sure you stay tuned to the end for all the laughs! EPISODE NOTES: Vroom Vroom Groom

In a profession like pet grooming, you never can be quite sure what to expect. However one thing you can definitely expect if you're not careful is, getting bitten. In this episode we go over some helpful ways to prevent getting bitten, or at the very least, limit it. Lots of good information and perhaps even more laughs in this one. Of course we also have our funny comment of the week so strap in and enjoy the next half hour with us! EPISODE NOTES: Once Bitten

Journeys come in all shapes and sizes. Some are smooth, some are bumpy, but they're all leading to somewhere. In this episode we talk about just that. Our journey to becoming dog groomers. We have both met some amazing people along the way who have played major roles in where we are today, and who we are today. This episode is a thank you to those who have influenced us in the past, and the listeners and Youtube subscribers who continue to influence us now. Our journey has it's own peaks and valleys like any other, but ours also has weird and funny comments to read to you all as well. So join us for some insights on some of the things that have led to us being where we are and some more strange comments that just keep finding us. EPISODE NOTES: Journey To The Center Of Grooming

To a achieve a successful grooming, whether at home or professionally, its obviously important to have the right tools for the job. The key word here is "right". As the pet industry has continuously grown year after year, so too has the influx of grooming tools available for purchase. This means that along with some great and convenient tools, also comes some not so great ones. In this episode we talk about some potential red flags to look out for when purchasing these items as well as some good reliable veteran companies that are still producing quality grooming products. As always we also have another funny comment to analyze with you all so sit back and enjoy some great information and big laughs. EPISODE NOTES: Don't Be Such A Tool