Hysterical Horizons

You can feel it, if you relax and breathe.

The world was forever changed by spies and espionage, things most people only think of as entertaining stories with no basis in fact.

Something is being hidden, they are covering up huge stories, distorting facts, seeking to confuse and enrage, all to divide us, why?

I shall explain in my own retarded way, why being offensive, or retarded, is so dang important to being human, or some retardedly philosophical thought like that.

Go ahead, Cancel me for being different! I know in 2021, we're not allowed to love the jokes we want to love...

You heard it here first folks!

I got so sick of being a little bitch, haven't you?

This Autistic fucknut says so anyway.

Welcome to The Laughing Place

I mean, words are the bullets of our generation right? So remember kids, the next time you see an active shooter, never forget that you can totally kill that motherfucker with the power of mean words.

The American Dream...

You can be a little creepy, and a whole lot innocent at the same time, just ask Mr. Allen.

There's a difference ya know ;)

I know it was hungry but just look at all the damage the cute little fucker has caused, and all because we were irresponsible and gave into the adorable wittle one's midnight cravings.

Welcome to the land where you do not have to say what you mean, or mean what you say, Welcome to the USH.

Late-night bong sessions always bring out those zen cosmic vibes.

It's time we stopped repeating our insane actions expecting a new result. So, on that note, I hereby announce I shall be taking my shits in my Cat's Litter Box, forward all my calls, please.

Look, if I want to tell the joke, or speak my mind, I'm going to do it. You should do it too. Unless you're being some kinda cunt. But other than that, tell anyone who says you can't say that, to go fuck themselves before you put them through that fucking wall!!!

Having a fucked up crazy election, 20 years after the last fucked up crazy election just feels right.

I mean, we say it matters, but does it really matter. Fuck you, I am not depressed, just being honest... No, I am not talking to myself, I'm just having a strawman conversation becasue I am Mentally Hillarious.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, please hear me and hear me now! If you do not listen to the entire podcast, you have no right to criticize me...

Get baked like one of my momma's pound cakes, becasue we're going cosmic and beyond up in this bitch. Buckle up for safety motherfuckers.

Sean Connery was a one of a kind human being.

Somedays you just have to say fuck it and go full Retard... Yes, even while knowing you should never go full Retard.

Watching America Tear Itself Apart Has Made Me Feel So Much Saner...

Taking things too seriously can make the smartest man retarded

Today I ask, you guessed it, questions that made my Teachers beat the fuckery out of me.

In fact, let's ride the bitch so hard that it would make Brokeback Mountain crumble.

It's kinda like that tunnel scene from Willy Wonka in there

It's that magical time of year again when the country divides itself into two warring factions where there are no winners, only losers...

Someone had to say it...

Today we discuss one of the least amusing conspiracy theories I know of, the Ritualistic Murder of Children, oh boy, this going to be so much fun... *Not for those with sensitive minds, or those who do not handle their Ganja, as this shit will fuck you up worse than Percocet and leave you like, totally paranoid. Unless you can handle the subject matter of Child Abuse and Murder, and understand Dark Humor's purpose is to keep us from swallowing a dozen bottles of Percocet after learning about the fucked shit that happens in our world, listen to something about kittens or puppies or some other cute and happy shit and skip this shit that would turn a white man black and a black man white, yea shit is that crazy.*

Included for free and hosted on Amazon prime is a "documentary" on the Cult Heavens Gate, which is nothing short of a recruitment video for this suicide loving death cult... Amazon Prime is accessed by children every day, Children who have been stuck at home during the most trying time of their short lives during 2020.