I Hate My Friends

Crossover with IHMF (I Hate My Friends). So... IHMHMBF? TV lady got fired. Travis was lost at the Capitol. Secret restaurants. Parler is mostly sex bots. Ayhab makes a surprising discovery about his family. The gang flexes their unwanted “expertise” about video games, politics, rap music. HMB Content: Metroid, Doom, Castlevania, VR, Counter-Strike, Superhot, Call of Duty: Zombies ,Dave & Busters, Chuck E Cheese. Karaoke as superspreading event. Stone Mountain. EO tells the Wii story, kind of. Something about Dan Harmon. If you want to watch this as a video for some reason: YouTube link. Hex’s TikTok video

We're still quarantined. We talk step ladder accidents, heart surgery, hands on yoga, and 200GB video games.

We talk Tiger King recap. Pretzel subscriptions. One of the hosts shaves their beard off. And Savy is back to talk about Tiki Torches.

Savy’s back to talk Tiger King, moving to the Deep South, Dog Poop, and quarantine.

We talk COVID 19, tips on how to avoid going stir crazy, and Animal Crossing.

Producer & Dani's dog pooped. Hex didn't poop, but he did drop off the call. The gang plays the song with their mouths. We are basically Top Gear. Xavier got a new job. Hex gonna give it to ya. Ayhab is very noisy on mic. Travis makes unfortunate eating choices. Producer and Dani unpack Millenial Deadheads. Don't poop in the tub. Ayhab's mom might do a murder. Hex has technical difficulties. Ayhab makes a leap.Special Guest: Dani.

Katy watches snails eating. The gang talks hurricane prep. Contrary to popular belief, there are laws when you are drinking Claws. Producer has hella battery packs. Ayhab got supplies. The gang throws shade at local gas stations. Ayhab's card get compromised. Ayhab explains how to sell feet pics for money. Producer gets caught in the ole toe choke. The succboiz ride again. Ayhab's dad only needs a couple of rocks. The Producer eats salad in bed. Papa John's is closed. The Producer reminisces about Bac-Os.Special Guest: Katy.

We're back from summer break. The gang is real professional. Ayhab learns about how tv takes breaks. Evan is a turboKaren. Nicole does a wedding. The Producer is not one of the five. Ayhab gets kicked out of a pretend Facebook group. We talk about TV. Ayhab wears a plug.Special Guests: Evan (Sneakerleakers), Hex, and Nicole.

Ayhab did a vacation. The gang discusses airplane/urinal etiquette. The Producer pees sitting down. Ayhab drove on the left. David said upsetting things about Sonic the Hedgehog. Katy made a friend. Ireland = Pittsburgh? Knackers. The Jameo Vapors are real. Evan has a Red Bull slushy. Ayhab calls it a Finger Fest again. Hex has hot takes about Aladdin. The gang gets real about crunch and burnout. The gang gets phonetic. The gang talks the Reboot reboot. Producer shares concert ticket strategy. Special Guests: David (Minecraft King), Evan (Sneakerleakers), Hex, and Katy.

Ayhab and Katy are on vacation, so Savy and The Producer do a prank. Hex did a scare. Savy hates I Hate My Friends. The Producer searches for feet. We spoil Game of Thrones finale. Special Guests: Savy and The Roommate.

The gang spoils Game of Thrones and Endgame. Ben lost his car keys in Evan's beard. Producer got a roommate. X does not know how to show note. Kevin and Producer saw a concert. The Breathing Beard returns. Katy talks about the BGD. Ayhab talks pee-times. Kevin explains White Guy Reggae. We all clap for Evan. Producer and Kevin bought joke guitars. The gang talks shitty restaurants. Producer talks La Granja hacks.Special Guests: Evan (Sneakerleakers) and Kevin.

Ben tells us where to get hats. Ayhab pees himself. Shamu died in 1971. Ben talks about how to motivate bands. Ayhab learns how golf works. The gang talks about podcasts. Evan's beard is loud. The Producer wears prescription condoms.Special Guests: Ben Adelberg, Evan (Sneakerleakers), and Katy.

Season 2! Producer got a brand new bag. Katy made waffles. X learns about hair of the dog. Ayhab went to a hookah thing. The gang talks about trains.Special Guests: Evan (Sneakerleakers) and Katy.Links:Decode: Versatile and Customized Tech Sling by NIID — Kickstarter — The Producer's BagBrightline

Collapsed Lung David is the original hated friend. The gang talks lamps and the economy. The Producer feels less safe in his home. David ponders going off the grid. Evan talks about his dick irritation. David says some awkward stuff at Ayhab's wedding.

Producer become a double uncle (duncle?). Ayhab almost poops his pants again. Xavier has some gastric issues. X & his wife start a vlog. Producer saw Spiderman. Ayhab & Katy almost get carjacked. The Producer and Katy talk about an upsetting trend with senior citizens. The Producer forgets John Krasinski's name.Special Guest: Katy.

Ayhab accidentally signs up for the Chicago Marathon. Brought to you by Bud's Chicken. The Producer is falling apart. Ayhab is gross. Hypothetical peepee games. Producer does not have a good Arnold impression. The gang talks Christmas movies. Producer plugs his show. X misses the Miracle in Miami.Special Guest: Katy.

The gang unpacks Thanksgiving, low quality pizza, video games, online dating, reality TV, Stan Lee's passing.Special Guest: Katy.

X & Producer talk about being masters of their domain. The Producer has a million dollar idea. Wash & Fold. Ayhab did a 10k and a half-marathon and his nipples were fine. The gang shares their favorite VHS tapes. Spoiler alert for Halloween Baking Championship. Katy and Ayhab share some wrestling truths. Katy & Ayhab have a new cat. Please vote.Special Guest: Katy.

Special Guest: Savy.

Part 1 of 2. Xavier is back, Ayhab eats chicken, there is some breaking news. Savy & Danielle visit to talk about COPD. Special Guest: Savy.

The producer doesn't do a Shaggy impression, the gang finds out why Pretty Ricky is still relevant, Lexi tells a Lexi story, Ayhab had a nickname, Katy talks gym etiquette, Travis takes an L.

Lexi's feet hurt. The gang waxes philosophical about bad food experiences, dishwashing technique and gets some well-done kebab meat. Ayhab still can't pronounce ketchup. Bernie talks murders. Special Guests: Berenice, Evan (Sneakerleakers), Katy, and Lexi.

Chris complains about Uno house rules. Eddie's blood pressure goes up. We also talk Pokémon Go, and Eddie’s obsession with buying special edition video games, then not playing them. Special Guests: Berenice, Chris, Eddie, Katy, and Lexi.

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Savy comes onto the podcast to complain about not being on the podcast.Special Guest: Savy.

This week we have my Minecraft buddy David on to talk video games. Something old, something new, something borrowed, something that blew. Special Guests: David (Minecraft King), Evan (Sneakerleakers), Katy, Mike, and Ryan (Corndog).

The gang talks about Disney.

Lexi gets her coffee order wrong. Katy talks about superstitions. Lexi had a friend. Katy had a produce issue. Corndog and Mike are great interns. Special Guests: Katy, Lexi, Mike, and Ryan (Corndog).

Amanda comes on and talks about her podcast, WTF Happened? The Lesbian friend I forgot about. The Producer gets mad at Corndog for inverting his Y-axis. We also talk about giving back through volunteering.Special Guests: Amanda, Katy, and Ryan (Corndog).

And the wives are back with an update on tight shorts and what the Kardashians are up to. We also talk pooping your pants.Special Guests: Katy and Lexi.

It's Gay Pride month! To celebrate, I've invited my friend Erik to come on the show and tell us about coming out of the closet and some hurdles he faced with his friends and family. We also talk Incredibles 2, E3 announcement, dating outside of the country and late stage capitalism.Special Guests: Erik and Ryan (Corndog).

Ayhab tries to make Farm Simulator happen. We also talk hawk attacks, anime, and edging.Special Guest: David.

No guest this week. Xavier, the Producer, and I talk fake movie news, foreplay, and Deadpool 2 (spoilers)

The second part of the highly anticipated Wife episode. We talk about first jobs, how we met, and some regrets.Special Guests: Katy and Lexi.

Xavier is still out of town. So we decided to have our wives on instead. We talk marriage, kids, internet cats and pickle juice. Special Guests: Katy and Lexi.

We check in with Xavier to see how his San Diego trip is going.Special Guest: Ryan (Corndog).

Part 2 because we're very long-winded. No actual sneaker talk. Topics discussed: Brooklyn Nine-Nine, television in general, Evil Genius, Infinity War, comic books, internet searches.Special Guests: Evan (Sneakerleakers), Katy, and Ryan (Corndog).

Evan joins us to talk about sneakers, soaps, and parenthood. Special Guest: Evan (Sneakerleakers).

This week, everyone meets Ryan. We talk Infinity War (SPOILER ALERT), video games, and the Home Shopping Network.Special Guest: Ryan (Corndog).

Here's a clip from our equipment test. I'm sorry.