I Was Just About to Say That

Get ready to get yourselves LEARNT, guys. This week we have an equally educational and enjoyable episode with a very special guest, Harrison Brookie, who is a local high school teacher and improviser extraordinaire. His top 5 this week is easily our most specific topic to date, and we couldn't be happier with it. We're talking the top 5 US presidents with the first name James. Didn't know there were 5 presidents with the name James? Well now you do.

Growing tired of calling your lover babe, sweetie, or honey day in and day out? Well you're in luck! This episode is truly a gem for people of all ages and backgrounds. Lindsay and Erin have scoured the internet for the very best pet names we could find. Feel free to use them as your own. We certainly will.

Join Erin and Lindsay in their discussion of their very real friends Eustace, Clarence, Washington, Madrigal, Krampton, Frederick, Jonathan, and Methuselah in this episode entitled "Drunk Faux Pas." This is a very ~anecdotal~ episode where we tell you basically how not to be a drunk ass. Your two hosts are no strangers to an adult beverage or two and we feel it's our job, nay our DUTY to shed our listeners with the wisdom we have acquired over our many, many years. So don't make the same mistakes we and our friends made, and get yourselves LEARNT.

Hey guys! We're back in action with not one but TWO special guests on this week's episode! First time guest Matt McAlister and returner Manus Clancy as well as Erin and yours truly will be talking about the gross things we ate as kids. You know when you were little and you were like, hey, this cooking thing looks pretty easy, I think I'll make some concoctions of my own? Us too. We promise you this though, you will find few people more disgusting than the four of us. Enjoy! (and by enjoy we mean try not to vom)

First dates. Potentially cute, potentially sweet, potentially mind-blowing, potentially awkward and awful. We don't want you to have aaany more awkward first dates, so we decided to put together our best advice we have to give in this week's episode! Sit back and relax and listen to two ladies who have been on over 5726758314 first dates combined....No second dates though.

Hey guys! We're back with a new episode this week celebrating the great outdoors. It's that time of year when the weather is pretty consistently noice out, so why not listen to this week's episode for a few ideas and head outside. Now is not the time to stay cooped up indoors, folks. Enjoy!

Hey guys! We're back this week with an awesome episode featuring our SECOND extra special guest! We have one of the founders of the Alchemy Comedy Theatre, fellow Clemson alum, and all around good guy Ben Burris with us telling us of his world travels, culminating in his top 5 favorite European bike rides he has taken. Also, he may or may not be Brad Pitt.

Hey guys! This week we got prettttty silly. We're talking mythical creatures that you know are just grade A bitches. Absolutely no chill. Sure, this episode is a little bit Harry Potter heavy, but we're not going to apologize for that because JK ROWLING RAISED A GENERATION WITH HER STORIES.

Hey guys. This week we're talking about everyone's favorite thing: food. You'll also get to learn more about the personal lives of your lovely hosts. This week's episode truly is a double whammy. You know when you're eating a delicious, yummy snack and you think, "Wow, I love this food. I'm so glad I eat this thing that I'm eating regularly. I'm sure everyone else also eats this thing all the time too." Well, I hate to break it to you, but you're probably wrong. This week we talk about the unusual food habits that each of us have that maybe, probably, definitely involve dairy. Enjoy!

STOP RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE MOM AND DAD I'M SERIOUS because we talkin' bout ~drugs~. Honestly though, after listening to this episode it will probably be blatantly clear the lack of experience with illegal substances Erin and I have. We are lovely, law-abiding citizens. #androgynousal

Nail polish names are under-appreciated works of literary art. Nail polish names have the ability to make you laugh, cry, shake your head in disdain, or maybe even jump for joy. So we decided to pick our top 5 favorite nail polish names from our favorite brand, Essie, and share them with all of you. As always, there's a little bit of shock factor. (p.s. the mystery of what that nasty, nasty line from some show/movie that we couldn't remember has been solved: American Horror Story: Asylum, in case it was bothering you too)

Well, the Super Bowl was last Sunday, and we all know what that means: a lot of people parked in front of the TV for the sole purpose of watching some of the craziest commercials of the year. Since we want to keep you all current, we decided to chat about some of the weirdest ads we saw that night. There's definitely a lot of #shockfactor in this ep.

Ahhhh the wedding night. What a time. Let two extreeeeeemely married women tell you all about how to make it a great evening and the key things to avoid in this week's episode, Not Top 5 Things to Do on Your Wedding Night. Take these tips to heart, folks.

Where we lead you should follooowww and listen to this week's episode where we hang out in a little town called Stars Hollow. We're both are HUGE Gilmore Girls fans, so we figured why not talk about out Top 5 Favorite Gilmore Girls Characters.

Listen to Erin and Lindsay mull over the better of two evils in this week's episode, Top 5 Hardest Would You Rathers. There are some real toughies in here. #nightnickelback

Our very first guest!!! In this episode, our good buddy Manus Clancy discusses the top 5 concerts he would relive over and over again if he could only pick 5 to take with him on a desert island, finally answering the question that, yes, you CAN take concerts with you on a desert island.

Erin (Agnes) and Lindsay (Babette) love old timey words and want to bring a few of these choice words back into their vocabularies. Find out which words are at the top of their list in this week's episode! #twotomatoes

Lindsay and Erin lay down some truths about what it takes to be successful in the new year. #luxe

Erin and Lindsay discuss their favorite parts of the Christmas season, from felt puppets to pointy candy canes. This episode is fullllll of surprises. #feltmation

Our first Not Top 5 discussing our distaste for the worst beauty trends of the 2000s. #eyebrowreincarnation

Our version of Throwback Thursday as we discuss what hooligans we were in middle school. #johnchuckton #chuckjohnton

This is our first episode. Bear with us as we dip our toe into the pool of podcasting.