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Your twice-weekly, bitesize (satirical) news podcast for the world of professional wrestling. Released every Tuesday and Saturday. Every episode is written, performed, edited and released in 24 hours of RAW and SmackDown airing.

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Latest episodes from Kayfabe Crunch

Last-Legends News - #100

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2021 19:42


It's the final news bulletin! Join us for all the latest from RAW Legend's Night. Plus, a revelation that will shake the very foundation of this sport. All this, and that's it. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Penultimate-Punch News - #099

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2020 14:42


All the latest from RAW. Plus, we award our prestigious Crunchies - For the year that was (and still continues to be) 2020. Why is Alexa Bliss arson about? Who can Keith Lee trust? What did Big E win? All this and not much more tbh. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Quality-Queen News - #098

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 14:04


All the latest from RAW + We award our final Diamond Ratings of the year, for the matches at TLC 2020. Did Randy Orton really do a murder? Has WWE made a honey-trap for creeps with the latest Alexa Bliss segment? How many titles does Charlotte have now? All this, and not much more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Brutal-Burial News - #097

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2020 12:51


All the latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. Plus, we make our predictions for TLC 2020, with Bricayla Spotifee. Did Carmella hit Banks with another bottle? What's a Firefly Inferno match? Which end is the head of the table? All this, and some more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Peppy-Poetry News - #096

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2020 12:57


The latest headlines from RAW, the recipe for a festive wrestling cocktail + A microdocu-short about the history of steel chairs in professional wrestling. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Giggly-Game News - #095

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 12:36


All the latest from RAW, a micro-documentary on the history of the ladder in professional wrestling, plus a weather report. What game is The Fiend playing? Why did Sheamus and McIntyre fight? What's going on with RETRIBUTION? Some of this, and a bit more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. Theme Music for 'Glacier' from WCW onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Mega-Manipulation News - #094

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2020 13:50


All the latest from NXT, AEW Dynamite and SmackDown. Also, we look at the forgotten War Games match, from 1983. And finally, we check on the wrestling-themed beer we've been brewing. Is Roman Reigns manipulating Jay Uso? Which WCW legend showed up in AEW? Impact exists!? All this, and a touch more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Wicked-Weakness News - #093

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 12:49


All the latest from WWE RAW. Plus, part one of our series of TLC-themed micro documentaries. This week - Tables. What did Alexa Bliss do to Randy Orton? Who will face Drew McIntyre in a few weeks? Do polar bears feel the concept of grief? Some of that, and a little more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Extra background Music - 'The Butcher' by Alexander Nakarada (https://www.patreon.com/anakarada) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Pearce-Punishment News - #092

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 14:05


All the latest from RAW + The official Diamond Ratings for Survivor Series 2020. No other ratings system uses fact-based data-science like us. Our Diamond Ratings are mathematically accurate to 0.001% - Unlike that Dave Smelter and his so-called "Star-Ratings" Has Alexa Bliss gone "full-Fiend"? Who will be the new number-one contender? Are we on the road to TLC? All this, and a smidge more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Total-Tribute News - #091

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2020 13:10


The latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. Plus, we use an advanced AI to predict the winning brand at Survivor Series. Will it be Raw? Or will it be that other brand I've already typed the name of? And therefore don't need to type again, as the algorithms will have already picked up on it... The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Whopping-Weapon News - #090

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 12:40


All the latest from RAW, the headlines from other wrestling news outlets + some local wrestling news. What will happen with The Undertaker at Survivor Series? Who has the WWE Championship? Has Alexa Bliss gone full-Fiend? All this and a smidge more... The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Fantastic-Filler News - #089

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 14:36


All the fallout from Full Gear and the latest from RAW. Plus, we play a clip from the "Macho Man Randy Savage Orders Pizza for His Nephew's Birthday" audio - That's been making its way around the ASMR community. Also, Stephen the prediction crab, predicts Survivor Series. Did Randy Orton and Drew McIntyre do anything? What's up with Alexa Bliss? Why did Riddle drop his Matt? All this and, well, nothing more actually. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Urgent-Untouchable News - #088

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2020 11:35


All the latest from SmackDown (and a little from NXT + AEW), we bring you an exclusive interview with an extremely famous sixteen-time world champion + a letter to the editor. Did Sasha Banks retain for the first time? Why is Roman Reigns obsessed with trails of plasma? What games is Big E playing? All this and a little more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Legend-Labelling News - #087

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 16:19


All the latest wrestling news from RAW. Plus, we exclusively reveal the WWE Pay-Per-View schedule for 2021. It's a mix of old favorites, modern classics and rampant silliness. Also, we check on the nest of eggs incubating in our studio. All this and a smidge more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Time-Travel News - #086

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2020 14:53


All the latest from RAW. Plus, we give our Diamond Ratings (who needs Star Ratings anyway?) for Hell in a Cell 2020. We're also still "Stone Cold-ing the vote", for the President of the Wrestling Media Association of America. How far does Alexa Bliss go inside the Firefly Funhouse? What will Survivor Series look like? Does Randy Orton have plans for his 14th reign? All this and a smidge more. No new episode Friday, have a wonderful Halloween and look after each other. Back in a week. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. Emotional Inspiring Piano by Keys of Moon Music https://soundcloud.com/keysofmoon https://www.facebook.com/serjo.de.lua... https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWtF... Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by Free Music Stronghold: https://youtu.be/NfGK0r330r8 onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Potential-Partner News - #085

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2020 15:13


All the latest from SmackDown. Plus, we preview Hell in a Cell with wrestling influencer, Bricayla Spotifee. Or, do we? It's a political season and we at the Crunch are feeling it. Who will be the new President of the Wrestling Media Association of America? What are the consequences for Jey Uso? Does Bryan enjoy fisting? All this and a tiny bit more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Faction-Fracas News - #084

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2020 12:26


The latest from the season premiere of RAW. Plus we use the Wayback Machine to look at a 90s wrestling forum, to find out what the OG IWC thought of the first ever Hell in a Cell match. What did The Fiend and Alexa Bliss get up to? Why did they target four-man factions? Did Lana get put through a - Well of course she did! All this and just a smidge more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Pithy-Premiere News - #083

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2020 12:30


All the latest from NXT, Dynamite and the Season Premiere of SmackDown. Plus, we rank the Hell in a Cell PPV events from worst to best. It's a classic listicle. What does Daniel Bryan think of the ThunderDome? Did Uso just lose his seat at the table? Why did no one attack the McMahons? All this and a tiny bit more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Tough-Trading News - #082

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 16:28


All the latest from the FINAL night of the WWE Draft, results from RAW + Jessica (a mother of six from Illinois) comes on the show, to air her issues with Roman Reigns. Double Sister Abigail's? Huge trades between brands? A strange title exchange? All this and a little more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Draft-Dodging News - #081

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2020 13:47


All the latest from SmackDown and the WWE Draft. Plus, we read some of your letters to the editor. Including one from an angry parent of Roman Reigns fans. What happened to The New Day? What's going on with the tag titles? How long will the draft last? All this, and a little more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Latest-Leader News - #080

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 15:58


Some fallout from Takeover, lots of the latest from RAW. Plus, we use a clairvoyant dartboard to reveal the main events of WrestleMania 37 - In a total Crunch exclusive. Does The Fiend have friends? Does Orton know his opposites? Who is the leader of RETRIBUTION? All this, and a little more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Goat-Gutting News - #079

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2020 18:24


The latest from NXT, AEW Dynamite and SmackDown. A free-form jazz ramble about how you can invest in stables on the wrestling stock market. Plus, maybe some local news? Is Roman Reigns the Tribal Chief? What did AJ Styles say? And how much do we ship Alexa Bliss and The Fiend? All this and more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Nefarious-Nightvision News - #078

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020 14:24


All the latest from RAW, plus we give the official Crunch Diamond Ratings for Clash of Champions - Gold Rush. Star Ratings are a thing of the past, get onboard with the latest in wrestling science mathematics. What did Orton do? Where is RETRIBUTION? All this and more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. "Rebirth" by "Sharawy" is licensed under a Creative Commons Licence. http://bit.ly/2obWzqc https://youtu.be/CLjBYBdB1no onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

All-Ascension News - #077

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2020 12:23


All the latest from SmackDown. Plus Chris Litmus gives us the latest backstage scoops on RETRIBUTION, as he reveals all 32 names. Oh, and a quick wrestling traffic report. What's up with Bliss? What's an Ascension ceremony? Why does Reigns hate his family? All this and more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

RETRIBUTION-Reveal News - #076

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2020 11:56


All the latest from RAW. A look at the "hidden" members of RETRIBUTION. Plus, Bricayla Spotifee gives us the wrestling weather forecast for the rest of September. It's the Monday before Clash of Champions, all titles will soon to be defended, and Randy Orton wants to f*** an ambulance. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Naughty-Nude News - #075

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2020 15:33


Latest from a busy week in wrestling, including news from SmackDown. Plus, ahead of Clash of Champions, we check the temperature of all of the titles in WWE. Also some breaking local wrestling news. Why was Miz naked? Is Otis a sex criminal? What's up with Alexa Bliss? The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

History of Professional Wrestling (1890-1960)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 17:55


All three History of Professional Wrestling sketches in one place. Sorry there's no new episode today, life happens. But here's something we put a lot of (some) work into, that's now all in one place for your convenience. "Yowie Wowie!" - The Undertaker The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Cruel-Cousin News - #074

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2020 12:27


Latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. Plus it's time for the monthly installment of the Crunch Quiz - The internet's 12th favorite wrestling-themed trivia game. This time it's all about NXT vs AEW - So grab your pitchforks, because I need you to do some gardening. Who is the latest member of Wyatt's Funhouse? Is Roman being a bit of a dick? Will Bayley explain why she went to town with a chair? Find out? Yes. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Counter-Claymore News - #073

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 12:00


Latest from Monday Night RAW and All Out. Plus, we give you the latest advice from the wrestling stock market. Did Orton heavily feature on RAW? How did McIntyre escape the local medical facility? What the hell is the quarterly brand invitational? All this and more, in less than 15mins. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Roman-Reigning News - #072

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2020 14:16


Latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. We don't preview All Out, as it seems like too strong of a card to mock. But - We bring you an analysis of the guests who've appeared in the WWE ThunderDome. What's Roman Reigns doing with Paul Heyman? And did Bayley finally turn on Sasha? Maybe... The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Orton-Opportunity News - #071

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2020 14:38


All the latest from RAW + We give our Diamond Ratings for the matches at Payback 2020. No other wrestling news podcast ever gets the ratings correct. Here at the Crunch, we use science, data and licensed hypnotherapists to produce the most accurate ratings in wrestling media history. Also news on Keith Lee, Randy Orton and The Iiconics. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Super-Signature News - #070

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2020 13:04


All the latest from SmackDown, a preview of Payback + We look at the headlines from wrestling media (It goes without saying, f*** Ringside News) and rank the Payback events from worst to best. Did Wyatt, Strowman and Reigns sign a contract? We'll get you up to date and prepped for Payback. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Plentiful-Punting News - #069

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2020 13:46


All the latest from Takeover, SummerSlam and RAW. Plus we give our infamous Diamond Ratings to the matches from SummerSlam. News on Retribution, Keith Lee and punts-a-plenty. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Topmost-Thunderdome News - #068

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2020 13:25


All the latest from SmackDown and the WWE ThunderDome. Plus wrestling journalist, Chris Litmus, looks back at a classic match from SummerSlam history - Undertaker vs Undertaker. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Production-Problem News - #067

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2020 12:32


All the latest from RAW, updates on the group Known as Retribution + We try to get SummerSlam predictions from influencer, Bricayla Spotifee, but instead she talks about her new business plan for female wrestling fans... The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Toilet-Trapping News - #066

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2020 14:56


Latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. Plus, the third and final part of our history of pro-wrestling documentary series. Where we cover the sport from 1948-Present, across America and Britain. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Killer-Kendo News - #065

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2020 12:12


Latest from RAW and RAW Underground (are they two separate shows?), an update on Brendon Vink. Plus, an analysis of anarchic agitators from WWE history. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Retribution-Riot News - #064

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2020 14:27


The latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. What has The Fiend done with Alexa Bliss? Can Braun Strowman help? Which faction attacked at the end of the show? Plus, we present Part 2 of our History of Pro-Wrestling documentary. You can listen to Part 1 in Issue #060. If you want to. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Unusual-Underground News - #063

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2020 11:02


All the latest from RAW, all the latest from RAW: Underground. Plus, the return of the Crunch Quiz! The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Anti-Alexa News - #062

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2020 12:21


The latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. Plus, wrestling media personality Bricayla Spotifee ranks WWE referee shirts on a Tier List. And a quick announcement about the wrestling census. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Deep-Desire News - #061

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2020 11:51


All the latest from RAW, news on SummerSlam and an in-depth look at how the Wrestling Stock Market (WSM) can work for you. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#060 - July 25th 2020

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2020 14:14


All the latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown - Plus we begin our three-part documentary on the history of professional wrestling. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#059 - July 21st 2020

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 12:45


All the fallout from Extreme Rules, the latest from RAW, and we give our Diamond Ratings for Sunday's matches. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#058 - July 18th 2020 - Extreme Rules Preview

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2020 15:27


In this special edition, Chris Litmus looks back at a classic moment from Extreme Rules history, and we hear your thoughts by opening up our Audio Inbox. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson, Aidan Watson, David Rosenberg, Marie Shadows and BJ Additional Material by Audra Stephenson, Aidan Watson and David Rosenberg Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#057 - July 11th 2020

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2020 11:54


All the latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. We call-out Corey Graves. Plus, a look at the headlines from mainstream wresting media. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#056 - July 7th 2020

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2020 11:29


All the latest from RAW, plus we look back at the history of Extreme Rules and rank the events from worst to best. By using an EXCITING tier list. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#055 - July 4th 2020

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2020 12:08


All the news from Fyter Fest, The Great American Bash and SmackDown. Plus, Chris Litmus reveals his inside scoops and we ask the wrestling groundhog - Will CM Punk return to wrestling? The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#054 - June 30th 2020

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2020 12:45


All the latest from RAW, plus Bricayla Spotifee gives us the details on her new range of face masks for wrestling fans. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#053 - June 27th 2020

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2020 11:50


All the latest from the week in wrestling, a stock market report, plus we open up the Crunch Audio Inbox to hear YOUR thoughts. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#052 - June 23rd 2020

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2020 11:41


All the latest from RAW, plus the Crunch Quiz returns! The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#051 - June 20th 2020

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2020 12:24


All the latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. Bricayla Spotifee tries to beat the clock, plus a letter to the editor. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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