Laughs & Drafts

The boiz have troubles with being accurate, get their minds blown with his discoveries involving the "Mandela Effect", explore a strange story concerning wildlife and do the unthinkable by putting alcohol in the microwave.

The boiz talk about a craigslist ad involving a horned owl, a horde of phallic looking fish crashing a beach, the future of London's public transportation, and what side dish would a cannibal have with brains.  

The boiz discuss cows with VR headsets, what music makes cheese sweeter, how rapper T.I. spends time with his daughter, and an alternative spot to hold your credit cards. Your sanctity will be tested on this one.

The boiz are back! It has been 9 long months without a new episode and we know you missed us...we hope anyway. Regardless, we're going to be updating you on what has taken place since then and give you the news stories and beer reviews you fine folks deserve!

The boiz wanna take you out on the town! If your last name was Pound and had the ability to change the name of your town, it’s a no brainer. There has been an outbreak of herpes in space which we suspect is where it came from. We found a hot sauce that will give you seizures and one of us relates his past as a Girl Scout. 

The boiz have a hunger that can’t be quenched, a fire that burns deep inside for goat flesh, but not in our mouths. Goat thefts plague California, cousin Omar is beat by police who thought a blue razz jolly rancher was meth, a mad pooper interrupts a broadway musical of Magic Mike and an interesting rumor about Bruno Mars surfaces from a mystery guest...

The boiz research a man who finds out his third testicle is his twin, a Texas neighborhood is assaulted by a house painted Pepto Bismol pink, a ninety year old man downs half a quart of paint thinking it was yogurt and a man from South Korea has two kilograms of coins removed from his intestines. All that and more!

The boiz finds a man giving his own 2 cents over an extremely low tip, CIA tells us aliens can turn people into limestone, a billionaire thinks his junk needs to resemble his wealth, many dogs enjoy licking a man covered in peanut butter, and much more! 

The boiz had an opportunity to sit down with the General Manager Dylan Ray Coats of Flat12 Bierwerks in Jeffersonville, Indiana. He shares with us his experiences and many of their delicious brews! Beer List https://flat12.me/beer  Menu https://flat12.me/kentuckiana-1          

The boiz cover teens in Indonesia are starting to drink tampon juice, a homeless man has his penis snapped in half after trying to have sex with a man hole cover, Mumbai man sues his parents for bringing him into the world without his consent, a Barack Obama mannequin is found in a lingerie store and we found the best idea for the hottest nightclub to ever exist!

The boiz discover a father and his son from Ohio encounter something they’ve never seen before while hunting bears. A domestic dispute starts out with a bloody wound from a frozen pork chop. A man with “harmless” back pain injects himself with his own semen. FBI raids a morgue employee’s home and found 3,000 penises in glass jars. Strap in everyone, it’s gonna get weird. 

The boiz are coming at ya with a man who sensually licks doorbells, man who died from losing control of his car because he was watching porn, a WWII flamethrower sex game, a man who named his machete kindness and more! We also review Great Divide Brewing Yeti and Tommyknocker Cherrywood Sour Brown Ale. Don’t miss it!

The boiz have covered quite a few stories and guzzled a lot of craft brews in 2019. We've been on a little hiatus due to life making a mess of things. We'll be back soon with more unrelenting dad jokes, the sassiest of sarcasm, names we can't pronounce and a ton of examples where drug use might be beneficial. For now, enjoy the very best stories of 2018!     

The boiz cover a baseball story that is Fast & Furious meets Sandlot. You'll never be able to scrub it from your brain... FOR-EVVV-ER

The boiz aren't out yet! We hate to disappoint, but we're not dead yet. Planet Fitness shenanigans, mountain lion telepathy, Shanghai does blackface skits, 360 no scopes, Nvidia vs. AMD leads to murder, man with no arms is arrested. All of this and more! Cocaine, let it rain.    Beers: Clown Shoes Chocolate Sombrero https://www.clownshoesbeer.com/cs_beer/chocolate-sombrero/?doing_wp_cron=1535068818.8935389518737792968750 Salt Creek Cream Ale https://saltcreekbrewery.beer/our-beer/

The boiz throw some curve balls. An Ethiopian priest and a crocodile square off in the river, rat scrotums are used to prevent infidelity, Captain Kirk gets charged with disorderly conduct, man kidnaps scientist to request immortality for his dog and a father and son battle each other for Cheez-its and Tea. Jason picks our beer with interesting results and a good chiding!   Left Hand Polestar Pilsner http://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/polestar-pilsner/ Tin Man Overlord Imperial IPA http://tinmanbrewing.com/ourbeers/overlord/    

The boiz start catching frogs and de-silking worms just in time to make their very own frogkini! Papa LeFleur in the studio teaches us that and practical life lessons. Brazil demands American sperm, future serial killers break a silicone hooker, the Flat Earth Society claims Australia is a made up place and no matter how crazy a person is nobody likes crap between the cheeks. Prepare yourself, let's get weird. Kentucky Peach Barrel Wheat http://www.kentuckyale.com/products/lexington-brewing-company/kentucky-peach-barrel-wheat-ale Schlenkerla Smoke Beer https://www.schlenkerla.de/indexe.html#  

The boiz are curious, when you think of what a terrorist might be or how they act you probably wouldn't think of a rooster putting his talons in the back of a bulldog, but that is exactly what happened in Miami, Florida. We've got elementary teachers giving birthday spankings, homemade energy drinks and much more! Grab a beer, put us in your ear and prepare to laugh until hurts! Beers: New Day Rethinker https://www.newdaycraft.com/on-tap Wild Ohio Brewing Mango Hops http://www.wildohiobrewing.com/beers/

Need the boiz say more? Just in case that doesn't entice you enough, we talk about a man who wants to become a genderless alien with a look that is out of this world, a meteor shower of ham flies over Florida, a Canadian coke smuggler who did it for the likes, and a man who turns dogs into Nazis. Also, its about that time again for another IPA challenge for Jason! Beers: Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout https://www.samuelsmithsbrewery.co.uk/product/oatmeal-stout/ Southern Tier 2X IPA, Stone IPA http://www.stbcbeer.com/beer/2xipa/ http://www.stonebrewing.com/beer/year-round-releases/stone-ipa 

The boiz are back again! "This is Jesus Christ and I just broke into the pizza hut. I'm Jesus," says a North Carolina native. Apparently the second coming was only there for the thin unleavened cheesy crust with a side of Mount Sinai Dew. A lady tries to remove her boyfriend from her chihuahua by baking it, a man dies getting his head stuck in a cinema seat, we learn too much sushi can give you a tapeworm, and how you should check to make sure you're not allergic to bees before getting acupuncture from them. Beers: Quaff ON! Strawberry Blonde http://www.quaffon.com/flagship-beers/ Samuel Smith Organic Chocolate Stout https://www.samuelsmithsbrewery.co.uk/product/organic-chocolate-stout/  

The boiz try to figure out how many bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos does it take to turn your newborn's hair red? Around 323 family size bags according to one homely woman. Not only does she not understand genetics but also thinks having a photo shoot while laying in a bathtub of cheetos is sexy. Dive into the mind of a lady who should be in a padded room and snug jacket as we hear about a chinese fight club opening, badminton in space, getting beat with an electric cord over stale cereal and our hope that meth burritos make their way to Chipotle.  Beers: Southern Tier 2X Milk Stout http://www.stbcbeer.com/beer/2x-stout/?age-verified=0de7cf16c6 Mile Wide Barstow https://www.milewidebeer.com/home#brewery  

The boiz want to set the scene for you. It's pitch black with a faint glimmer of light barely coming through the dense fog setting in over the water. You and your significant other are exploring this new channel, trying to make it to shore alive. As you turn to your first mate to ask if he can see anything he barks at you, for he is a pug. You look out at the grey buoys bobbing violently which should've been marked as a bright green or red. As you stare back into the bug eyes of your furry first you mate you realize the one thing you both have in common. You are both colorblind and totally screwed. Listen in as we talk about a couple who bet it all to travel the world by sea only to sail for a week and capsize it in Florida.   Beers: Taxman Saison Ale https://www.taxmanbrewing.com/beer/q2-saison/ New Holland The Poet http://newhollandbrew.com/beer/the-poet/

The boiz aren't talking about the movie with the late Robin Williams. Turns out there is nothing that Goodwill won't take, even a loaded grenade launcher. Strap in as we discuss how an Indian plumber fights an MRI machine, getting arrested for demanding barbeque sauce and what's really going on in Area 51.   Beers: Dark Horse Plead the Fifth Imperial Stout  http://www.darkhorsebrewery.com/plead-the-5th !8th Street The Fox and The Hunted Robust Porter http://www.18thstreetbrewery.com/hammond-brewpub/ 

The boiz had the privilege of sitting down with Nathaniel Gravely of Gravely Brewing right here in Louisville! He tells us about some of his previous passions and why he was inspired to get into the craft beer business. We also had the honor of trying a couple of their signature brews! Don't forget to ask about their Nerd Nite! We cover a few stories about terrible ways to tenderize meat, how a S.W.A.T. team was involved in saving a raccoon, why Slayer's song Raining Blood can be literal and the way in which not having a normal anus is not so great. Check Out Gravely Brewing Company! http://www.gravelybrewing.com/ Their Brews! http://www.gravelybrewing.com/beer/  

The boiz discuss young peeps who got the chance to name their basketball team themselves with what result? Horrific. Those kids from Ohio won't make that mistake again. Settle in as we discuss white trash in the south, poop knives, butt worms and why we never want to meet the man named Mr. Lightning. Beers: Zwanzigz Beauregard's Blueberry Zwanzigz The Ticket http://www.zwanzigz.com/our-brewery/

The boiz sometimes mess up, they let something slip through the cracks, and someone's testicle explodes like a volcano. Yes, you heard that right, Mount St. Helen, in your pants. So grab your jars of peanut butter and get ready to rip a urinal off a wall. Tonight we learn something about exploding, wrestling, tasty eight legged kit-kats, near autopsy, and dropping the ball. Beers: Elephant-Carlsberg Brewery https://carlsberggroup.com/products/carlsberg/carlsberg-elephant/ Maduro brown ale - Cigar city Brewing https://cigarcitybrewing.com/beer/maduro-brown-ale/

The boiz cover a story that's true horror and no it has nothing to do with the movie. Hold onto your butts for this one kids we know you'll be tickled once you hear it.   Featured Beers   Zwanzigz-Ghost Pepper Imperial Stout http://www.zwanzigz.com/our-brewery/ Falls City-Kentucky Common http://fallscitybeer.com/our-beers/  

The boiz find out that local residents of Florida have always had to deal with the seductive ways of monkeys. They'll have to resist the temptation to touching macaque or its death by herpes.   Featured Beers   Duclaw Sweet Baby Java https://duclaw.com/beers/sweet-baby-java/ Funky Buddha Floridian Hefeweizen https://funkybuddhabrewery.com/our-beers/year-round/floridian-hefeweizen#  

The boiz investigate an arousing problem in the village of Ringaskiddy, Ireland. It's one whiff and you're stiff! Featured Beers New Belgium Abbey Belgium Style Dubbel http://www.newbelgium.com/beer/abbey Bell's Expedition Stout https://www.bellsbeer.com/beer/specialty/expedition-stout  

The boiz welcome you to Beijing where skyscrapers are your playground. One guy tried to do chin-ups on the side of one of those buildings. He fell 40 stories and we're pretty sure he wasn't saying woo on the way down.   Featured Beers Shiner Homespun Cream Ale https://www.shiner.com/beer/homespun Franziskaner Weissbier  http://www.franziskaner-weissbier.de/unsere-biere/hefe-weissbier-naturtrueb

The boiz hear about a man and his girlfriend going for a joyride. Did we mention the car was an automatic?   Featured Beers Heavy Seas Winter Storm http://www.hsbeer.com/brews/brew/VVN4BygAANeiferK Kentucky Ale Kentucky Old Fashioned Barrel Ale http://www.kentuckyale.com/products/lexington-brewing-company/kentucky-old-fashioned-barrel-ale  

The boiz have 2 IPA's to try and we give a blind taste test to the weakest among us... Featured Beers Evil Twin Retro IPA http://eviltwin.dk/Retro-IPA Evil Twin Modern IPA http://eviltwin.dk/Modern-IPA Best Damn Cherry Cola No Link Available

The boiz conquer a mountain, basically it's Little Mermaid meets Lord of the Rings...alright maybe not exactly.   Featured Beers Left Hand Milk Stout Nitro http://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/milk-stout-nitro/ Flying Dog Bloodline http://flyingdogbrewery.com/?beers=bloodline Saugatuck Oak Wizard https://saugatuckbrewing.com/beer/oak-wizard/

The boiz know exactly what you're thinking...unless you're better people than we are.   Featured Beers Paulaner Hefe-Weizen https://www.paulaner.com/us/products/hefe-weizen-natural-wheat Singha Thailand http://www.singhabeer.com/home.php

The boiz' favorite snack when we get together is hamburgers submerged in whiskey. Apparently, a woman in Florida shares our love of red meat and alcohol, but tried it behind the wheel...  Featured Beers Triton Barn Phantom Gose http://www.tritonbrewing.com/beers/barn-phantom-gose/ Bells Arabicadabra https://www.bellsbeer.com/beer/specialty/arabicadabra

The boiz have learned about the natives of Madagascar who have a tradition where they dig up relatives who have been buried and dance with their dead bodies. Personally we would all like to be turned into coffee tables when we die, but hey that's just us. Featured Beers Lagunitas Brown Shugga https://lagunitas.com/beer/brown-shugga Rogue Hot Tub Scholarship Lager https://www.rogue.com/beers/hot-tub-scholarship-lager

The boiz are learning to walk again. 360 cans of laughing gas cannisters. One week. So much to do. So little time. Get your wheelchairs ready kids.   Featured Beer Rhinegeist Cougar http://www.rhinegeist.com/beers/

The boiz cross state lines to meet up. The battle of Kentucky vs Indiana all comes down to a beautiful "lady" named Whitney.   Featured Beers New Holland Baltic Anomaly http://newhollandbrew.com/beer/baltic-anomaly/ 18th Street Cascade Express http://www.18thstreetbrewery.com/hammond-brewpub/

The boiz haven't tried this but we want to ask you this question. Have you ever tried to pay a parking ticket in just pennies? One man did and was assaulted by police officers.    Featured Beers Victory Black Forest Cake Stout w/Cherry https://www.victorybeer.com/beers/blackboard-series-no-07-black-forest-cake-stout-with-cherry/ Left Hand Bittersweet Nitro http://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/bittersweet-nitro/

The boiz find out what happens when a vengeful armadillo passes by a Texan with a revolver in the middle of the night. Let's just say giving leprosy may be involved.   Featured Beers Belhaven Scottish Ale https://www.belhaven.co.uk/our-beers/craft-beers Goodwood Bourbon Barrel Ale  http://goodwood.beer/beer/