Patriot Parody Podcast

call the cops on my ass my ass is dangerous

We call Jason and then we call 2 members of a vegan cult.

masturbike.

"making music" with the boys

couldn't shoot a gun if he wanted.

chins.

We plan a prank call and barely get around to it. Unsubscribe.

Patriot really fell off lately

Our friend James joins us for a great conversation with Jason Andrew Wright.

David Phelps vs. Buffalo Bills. Do not listen to this.

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We talk about Kristin, trains, quitting condoms for good, and paskette cabicé. If you haven't unsubscribed yet, you could use a moment of reflection. #figureitout #unsubscribe

We watch televangelists and listen to Jason Andrew Wright recite The Raven.

1 2 3 4. If there is any amount of decency inside of you, thumbs this audio down. 1 star. Do what is right.

Scared him off :( Please unsubscribe and leave a bad rating/review on your favorite podcast app!

I'm trying to book flights over here. Also, if you are listening to this and you have the ability to either give a negative rating or unfollow the podcast please go ahead and do that. Feel free to leave a comment about how you're unsubscribing, and don't forget to sign up for Patriot's Youtube channel to support a true champion.

Is what it is folks. Read 'em and weep.

Blinkers. If you support the channel, you will #unsubscribe

Jason pulls off another stellar intro, then we watch Patriot videos and call Patriot... #unsubscribe

Del pops his cherry calling scammers.

The boys get totally soaked in this one

Berating scammers and watching bideos with your boys

A brand new podcast. Unsubscribe :)

Today we sit down with who may be the greatest archaeologists and philosophers of all time. This episode isn't about you. This is about education. Please do not subscribe to this channel but please do tell your parents about it.

We bring you hard hitting news. Do what you will with the following link. https://www.youtube.com/@u.s.a.vanlifeandtribulatio8732

If you're not into music theory and music gear, you might as well not watch this video. Turn this off and go listen to Brendan Schaub's podcast instead. Also, before you leave UNSUBSCRIBE.

What is going on? Unsubscribe.

Casual scambaiting with the boys

We check out Mustang Sally and then talk to a criminal.

Tevcas. Unsubscribe.

We try to book Reed for more events in New Zealand, then we visit the world of young Christian influencers.

This is the most edited/censored version of this podcast.

We call YMCAs in New Zealand to book the artist known as "Reed".

Pretty neat deal right there.

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We revisit Sarah Brand again, and then check out Kari Lake's new music video/propaganda piece.

Granny calls a guitar playing scammer who ends up joining in on the scambaiting. Then we watch a Patriot video and listen to some new music.

We call businesses in New Zealand to see if they will host our production company for an event which includes a 40 minute drum solo from REED, motivational speeches from REED about the importance of family, a full fajita buffet, and taco eating contests.

Reed talks about how he passed out at a Les Claypool show, then we pitch Reed as a motivational speaker/drummer to various businesses.

It's cool man, we're best friends.

Granny downloads a scammer's rap from his computer and makes fun of him for it. Then we listen back to someone talking to Patriot in an exclusive interview. And yes, Patriot consented to the recording of the call, as you can hear in the first 20 seconds of the episode.   "If you're recording this, I want you to play this. I don't want you to edit it or nothing. -Jason   Never give up, never surrender, never roll up the sleeve.

We call a motel and order them a pizza, then we catch up on a Patriot livestream.

Casey is sitting there with that mustache judging you all for still being subscribed. #unsubscribe

Two guys sit around and talk about things that they're unqualified to talk about. Then they discover that AI is fake news. #unsubcribe

Kickin' it old school with my boy Reed and Patriot. Then we call two churches of Scientology and talk to our friends.

Two hosts of Patriot Parody Podcast talk to each other and then an old lady verbally assaults scammers for a long time in this 100% DIY, 350 subscriber limit, old school type of pandemic-era podcast episode that your mom would gladly listen to. You will unsubscribe from this channel. You will do it now.

Gimme back the beat. We once again step on all of your feet. Let me once again remind you that we are over our subscriber limit of 350 and Reed is still pissed about it. This episode was a week late, and there is another one coming tomorrow (5-11-23)

We call a record shop and the Church of Scientology in New Zealand to shoot the breeze after talking to a skeptical Publisher's Clearing House scammer.

We call around to get people to turn off their electronic devices with varying results. Then 3 pizza shops in Guam get on a conference call and compete for catering budgets.