Peaked in Middle School

Unfortunately this is the last episode of PIMS Podcast as you currently know it. Kyle recently decided that he wants to move in a new direction in life and step away from hosting the podcast. This may come as a surprise to some of you, but we believe this is the best decision for both of us (this is currently John typing all of this). I'm currently unsure what the future holds for the PIMS brand and channel, but I do not want this beautiful community to "die". I will post another update video next week explaining what I plan to do for content moving forward. Please bare with me as I take some time to figure out what the best approach is. To everyone who supported us and listened to PIMS during the last 3 years, THANK YOU :) This has been the best experience of my life and I don't regret anything about this journey. If you have a dream, I encourage you to pursue it. PIMS was a dream of ours and although it did not become our career, we learned a lot along the way and made some amazing memories. And to those of you who reach out to us on social media, I would love to stay in touch with all of you even if PIMS changes directions. Lastly, if you are subscribed to our Patreon, I will be cancelling the Patreon soon because I honestly just don't have time to keep it running and I don't want you guys to continue getting charged. Thank you for you patience :)

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss the new bus that runs entirely on poo, the best way to defeat a bully, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss our listeners most awkward moments of their lives, forgetting a girl's name on a date, our first time smelling the devil's lettuce, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle create a bracket to decide the worst first date idea of all time. Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle are joined by Shim as he recounts one of his most awkward encounters with a girl, discusses the most common fitness myths, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle fight through extreme temperatures to deliver another absolute banger. They discuss the hot dog eating contest, why Kyle hates horses, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle do a deep dive on their wallets, discuss their newest addiction, sweat a lot, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss fake Lunchables meat, how to fight someone who is two feet taller than you, Kyle takes a quiz about John, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss Bo Burnham's new comedy special "Inside", how to survive and ostrich attack, the new Olympic events, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss crying at work, John's triumphant battle with food poisoning, we learn some things we've never known about Kyle, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss how they got hacked by a 16 year old, which professional athlete they would trade lives with, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle touch all the bases today. They discuss sex in outer space, public anxiety, marriage counseling, invisible sculptures, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle interview an MLB bat boy about the drama with sticky stuff, what the players are REALLY like, his funniest moments as a bat boy, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss how much brain power monks have, how wimpy humans are now, Narwhal shares his psychedelic shower experience, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle do a deep dive through John's weird notes on his phone, animals pulling out, the time we ran 105 laps around a track in a single day, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle try to understand Dungeons & Dragons, Kyle discovers the worst soccer player of all time, as well as the worst Twitch streamer, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss John's punishment, when your balls disappear into your stomach, the most horrifying animal ever, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle insult each other while trying not to laugh. They also discuss a guy who made an OnlyFans account for his mom, John's special talent, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today the unthinkable happened. Today's episode of PIMS was accidentally deleted. Wiped from existence. Sadly, John was an idiot and accidentally permanently cleared his SD card and lost all the footage. But don't worry! 2 years ago John recorded a "backup" episode that has been saved for this exact occasion. We present to you, THE LOST EPISODE. Enjoy :) Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle dive into the confusing world of A.I. and robots. They also discuss pizza delivery guys with pony tails, adolescent Kyle's wild Friday nights, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle finally compete in an arm wrestle, discuss Seattle's gender neutral cat community, the "Oranges aren't real" conspiracy, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle are joined by their buddy Shim to discuss a wild new form of THC, Shim's professional advice on fitness and mobility, the cicada apocalypse, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discover who has the older mental age. They discuss how often they cry, getting knocked out in front of girls, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss Kyle's strange cooking outfit, Kyle does research about tattooing babies (please don't tattoo babies), the guys decide what they would want each other to do with their cremated ashes & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss John's mom discovering his contraceptive tools, the most awkward moments of their lives, tattooing babies, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle dive deep into the psyche of Jim Halpert from 'The Office', read about a 116 year old woman with 300 grandkids, Kyle shares a wild 4/20 story, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle read their listeners' strange messages, research the origin of female self-pleasure tools, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle take a quiz to determine who is more stereotypically white. Along the way they discuss their awkward school dances, John shares one of his biggest pet peeves, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle play the name association game, debate who's more white, answer some tough would you rather questions, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle give a movie review for King Kong vs. Godzilla, introduce John's new movie review YouTube channel, discuss anxiety in the grocery store, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle open a package from one of their viewers that contains 25+ British Candies! They taste and rank all of them. You better like ASMR because this episode has a lot of it! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss why Kyle is against saying "you're welcome", explain their hatred of over the top customer service, do a little role playing, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss the worst meals they've ever made for themselves, if they could beat up their high school self, some disgusting would you rather questions, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss the random items in their junk drawers, adults who baby talk too much, how awesome a nocturnal society would be, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss the most overrated baby names of the year, their future goals for PIMS, the top 5 burger restaurants, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle get personal and talk about the struggles behind growing a podcast and the societal pressure to be successful at a young age. They also discuss dive into some March Madness, whether or not Kyle could become an NFL longsnapper, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss John's DNA results, their new app concepts, Kyle's biggest pet peeve, & more! (And John strips LOL) Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss what life would be like as a sugar daddy/baby, sexual tension at the airport, John's worst quality, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle are joined by their friends Shim and Willig as they reveal Chug's special birthday gift! They discuss skydiving accidents, inventions that they wish existed, pooping in public, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss how wimpy our generation is, double standards, whether it's easier to make a baby or a croissant, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss the most overrated baby names of the year, their future goals for PIMS, the top 5 burger restaurants, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss the 1,000 best things on the planet, rant about tomatoes, answer fan questions, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle read through a post about a troubled set of roommates, discuss why Narwhal hates baby parents, how evolution ACTUALLY works, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle are joined by their friend Matt as they create the official emoji tier list, find the male equivalent of a tampon, discuss Matt's new music, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle take a test to find Narwhal's new nickname, discuss the new world record for bananas eaten in a year, read through some wild NBA Reddit posts, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle are joined by their best friend's father, Mike Crisp. They discuss testicular cancer, how to perform a self examination, what to do if you get diagnosed with TC, and Connor's legacy as a son and a friend. Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle are joined by their buddy Joe who tells the wild story of how he visited a sex mansion in Florida, filming Trump rallies across the country, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle break down why Kyle cried to Coldplay on the way over, figure out which male archetype they are, debate which things they wish were never invented, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle run a PIMS Hunger Games simulator, they also discuss kissing in the rain, Kyle's childhood obsession with handcuffs, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss sperm donors, how they would react if they found themselves on OnlyFans, walking Narwhal's dead dog, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/

Today Narwhal and Kyle discuss why PIMS got canceled, how they would deal with a zombie apocalypse, the battery scam, & more! Be sure to follow us on YouTube and social media: ➤ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBPqLHmFXeS50-L8_-vBdPw ➤ Instagram: www.instagram.com/pimspodcast/ ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/pimspodcast ➤ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/uNr8Dm/