Quarantine Live

We get our affirmation from strangers. Let that sink in. At the end of my rope, I planned a creative retreat with Scott Hammell. A fellow creature of the stage who helped me find friendship while the strangers are indoors. We discuss the dark moments, why we love what we do, the worst we've ever seen each other bomb, and how to be a friend. Music: Good Morning Love by Common. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

Powerful black artist & activist Malindi Ayienga joins the podcast to talk about blindspots in the artistic community, privilege, and how to talk openly without shame. Black and white conversation is an essential step in making progress. How do we make changes in our day to day life without feeling overwhelmed? How do we talk about racism? Malindi's video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLDWzjhU--M Artist links: https://www.instagram.com/malindiayienga/ https://www.instagram.com/sierraholderr/ https://www.instagram.com/kaisha.isabelle/ https://www.instagram.com/kaygeni/ Book link: https://www.amazon.ca/Colored-Girls-Considered-Suicide-Rainbow/dp/0684843269 Black Lives Matter: www.blacklivesmatter.com Defund the Police: https://blacklivesmatter.com/defundthepolice/ Donate: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ms_blm_homepage_2019 Justice for George Floyd: https://www.change.org/p/minneapolis-police-department-justice-for-george-floyd?signed=true --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

In this episode I discuss how to make $1,000 a day from home, pilots best kept secrets, histories most convincing conspiracy theories, and sex. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

And now for something completely different. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

*CONTENT WARNING* this episode is spooky as hell. I discuss how Poland is a country, how to cope with losing your identity, songs that will make you sad, and the scariest story I've ever heard. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

What do I talk about? I'll tell you. Performing with The Roots, Kim Jong-Un being Kim Jon-Dead, a flattening curve (in a good way), and Dunkaroos. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

In this explosive episode I discuss how not to be sad, how not to open a country too early, how Houdini was a spy, how to swallow a sword with a cherry skewered on it, and free beer. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

What do I talk about? Who do I talk about it with? Our collective depression, how to get free beer, crazy sleep schedules, TikTok, how to light a sitcom, throwing pretzels in a fancy penthouse, and dating Siri. My guest may or may not be famous (the latter). --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

Listen to our first episode back (since the accident) where I talk about Boris Jonhson dying, the plastic surgery I'm getting, how to live like a king in New York City, and a drunk bird. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

In our last episode I discuss the pending apocalypse, proof that Putin is a robot, Toronto shutting down, and vomiting at The Magic Castle. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

Today I talk about how Breaking Bad holds up on a second watch, my Tiger King temptation, if Trump is really an alien, the world's most top secret bar (and how to visit) and the TikTok algorithm. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

Hey! Dumb dumb! This episode is your favourite. Because I talk about: Finding the will to live, Shakespeare, Trump's diaper, how to kill children, the healing power of applause, and what monogamous social distancing means. Sex! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

Hey bozos! Today I talk about why I no longer like Quarantine, the world leaders who are currently infected, how to prom-pose properly, honey bees having sex, and the healing properties of applause. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

In today's episode I live stream myself going broke and talking about: STD's, fines for leaving our houses (or jail time!) climbing out my school window, and accidental cameos on Zoom. It's out worst episode yet! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

Today I have trouble speaking about trying topics like how good I feel, my tongue, flattening the curve, anxiety, putting a blow dryer in your nose, getting kicked out of Canada's Wonderland, and drinking with a cat. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

Today I barely talk about synchronized sneezing, finding tunnels under my high school, the COVID-19 company spam mail, and Cuomo's biceps. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

Today I tickle you with questions like, does drinking cow urine cure COVID? Does Fortnite cure loneliness? How did I make it out of a Qatarian car chase alive? How do you scale the outside of an office building? Inquire inside for more! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

Today I talk with Scott Hammell about: my mother killing me, the recession, juggling explosives, and losing a fortune in Vegas. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

Today I discuss why my podcast is a scourge, absinthe, a possible 12 more months of this, being stranded in Honduras, car crash updates, dancing with pigeons and the levity found in chaos. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

I discuss stimulating topics like: habbo hotel, Justin Trudeau having the rona, relief packages, breaking into my high school, a hot pink dog hoodie and the mafia? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

In this episode I talk about the mutiny in my house, Florida, the second part of breaking into NBC, sneaking onto my school roof, and my friends who are currently dying. I also cough a few times. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

In this episode I talk about being forced to move back to Canada, the mandatory lockdowns and quarantines going into effect worldwide, that time I broke into NBC Studios, and Scott burning an impossible burger. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support

In this episode Mark introduces what he's doing to stay sane in the end times. He talks about countries closing their borders, Olive Garden, Oprah, and everything else that may kill us. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/markclearview/support