Rosé and Thorns: A Bachelor Podcast

Yeah, we've been done with The Bachelor for almost a year now! Our lives have been so much better! Have you listen to the pod we have been doing? Isn't It Romantic? Here's our latest episode! Be sure to search for it and subscribe!

It is the last episode of this season and the last episode of the podcast. Yes this pod is ending, but Jenny and Martin are going to start a new pod, so it's really no big deal. This is like a low key finale. The episode and reviewed and Jenny and Martin go over their fav part of doing the pod. They're not going anywhere, they just don't have to watch The Bachelor anymore...so the next pod is going to be way better!! Thanks to all who ever listened!

Jenny and Martin go all over how the women tell all sucked, the massage was gross, pottery finally made it in an ep, camping was chill, and mainly they try to schedule their own massage. One more episode left and we're done!

Yeah, The Bachelor isn't finished yet, neither is our show. We go over all the hometown stuff, the unfortunate future of Rachel winning, Serena finally making Matt feel rejected, how Michelle is wonderful, and more!! Listen when you can!

Yes, all our favorite contestants are gone and Rachel is in the top four, we go over all that, but we have our number one listener and friend, Noah Crowley! We have a good time seeing his perspective and have fun catching up!!

Some pretty terrible have had happened with Bachelor Nation recently and we talk about how terrible it is. Also, we go over the ep, how all our favs are almost gone, crazy stories, and other TV shows. It's a solid time.

Martin was going through a lot of stress when this episode was recorded, but him and Jenny make it work. They bring on Martin's friend, Erika, who really helps dissect the episode. Erika shares and Jenny learns how much of a psychopath Martin. Episode can be abrupt, but fun!

There was a lot this week on the show, seriously! Sarah was overdramatic, but still was probably bullied out! Katie turned out to be really cool, maybe as Matt James, who loves turtlenecks! There's more hot tubs! And you'll get to hear Martin porno script ideas!! There's everything this week!

We talked about the episode for the most part; Martin points out that The Bachelor does not demonstrate proper axe safety and he shares his wedding stories. Both agree winter is depressing and Jenny reveals she has never heard of old childhood games, probably for good reason...we talk The Bachelor too!

Oh boy, has a lot happened! A lot can happen in a year, but this year and day, oh man! We go over the first episode this season, how Matt James is a cool guy, how Martin entered Jenny into Miss DC, Veronica Mars, and more! We're still here, not going anywhere!

2020 is not over yet, we still have an episode to do to close out the year and this season of The Bachelorette. The ending of this season was rather normal for Bachelor standards, however most of this season was not! We go over all that, wedding rings, religion, and our upcoming new Bachelor, who's a tall glass of water! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

No, it's not a Bachelorette episode, we took a break and get in the holiday mood and watch Love Actually. To help us, we have comedian and comedy producer, Jack Coleman; it's his favorite film. We go over the best parts of the film, how Britain is better, who was wrong and Martin insists he actually watched the movie! There's so much! Hope you enjoy! Happy Christmas!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're back again! We did have three episodes, but we cover them pretty quickly, kinda like how the producers went quickly going from eight guy to four! We go over our favorite hometowns, how Zac is fake NY, how Ivan is the best, statistics, and more! The season is finally almost over!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This pod ep is not just good because one of us is high and one of us is drunk, but we are more loose! We go over the episode and ask the dying questions like, why does anyone like Bennett? Is it okay to cheat in middle school? Why did Demar have to go? Also, we bring the show Virgin River and the new Tay album and go off track! It is a fun time! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Not of our pod, but of The Bachelorette! Everyone shared a sob story! Being vulnerable doesn't mean just telling your saddest story; we go over that, weird photos, Eazy not being so easy about stuff, nude modeling, we hear a crazy voicemail Martin left Jenny, and more! Only four more episodes left in the year! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Thanksgiving is over, but we are still away so we could not meet in person so did this virtually on zoom....which is probably the safest way also. Martin and Jenny catch up, review the show, discuss the new season of Hallmark Christmas movies, and end up talking about Martin's dad. It was a good time! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're back with a new ep and it's a smoke show! Jenny joins from the parking lot of the public library closest to her parents house while Martin is the usual studio., We go over last week's episode and discuss what actually makes a grown ass man, hating Chasen because his name is Chasen, an shaving the mustache may have been a bit much to ask for, and more! It's fun time! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

New bachelorette is here, new guys were brought in, Clare was seen for the last time, hopefully, and Jenny and Martin watched the episode together this week! Martin drank too much mango-ritas, so a lot was going on when they watched! They recap the episode pretty well and the night and enjoy going off topic a little. It's a fun time! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Yes, we've been behind on episodes, but on this show we cover both episode three and four! We are all caught up now! To make it up to you guys we brought on a special guest to discuss The Bachelorette; everyone's favorite toxic man Jamal Russell!! Things kinda turn out like you suspect and more! After listening you'll forgive us! We're be more on time for now on! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We are a little late this season, so we go over the first two episodes this season in this one podcast episode! Don't worry we'll keep up for the rest of the season! Both of us have had a lot going on! In these first two episodes we realize Clare sucks, though Martin kinda likes her, these guys are toxic, these dates are lame, again Martin likes a few of them, this season might be lame, but we're happy to be back! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's not that much of a sneak peak, but we review all the male contestants this season, most of which seem like douchebags. We make some predictions too. Before the season starts help yourself become prepared like us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We tried to review the 2005 Pride and Prejudice, we went off topic a lot and we were under some influences, but we try! It might get sad in a few spots, but it was Martin's birthday, so it's another special episode! We also recorded outside. It's our typical ep! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We have another special episode, our friend and comedian Jenny Cavallero wrote, directed, and starred in a short film entitled The Bottle. It premieres this Wednesday, streaming online, check out the Facebook event, The Bottle Premiere. We zoom with Jenny, the film's co-star Charlie Ross, and co-director Caitlin McDevitt. We discuss how this film came to be, the process getting it made, what to expect, and everything else to get you ready for the premiere! And we still go over Bachelor news and host Jenny disconnects because she was literally in a tornado, but she's okay!! It's a fun ep and don't forget to watch The Bottle. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

That's right, surprise! We had to do an emergency episode, Taylor Swift dropped an album out of the blue and it's fantastic! We discuss how good it is, get off topic about our lives and other concerts we've been to and crap. And we realize Taylor realizes she was the one at fault in all her heartbreak songs in the past! Martin also makes Ariana connects! It's a small, fun ep! Listen to Taylor's folklore if you haven't yet! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We have a special guest on this episode, Jamal Russell! We watch his favorite rom com, When Harry Met Sally, and find out he's a total Harry! He doesn't believe men and women can be friends either! Jamal stands up for men. Him and Jenny argue through most of this and Martin tries to stay neutral and make jokes! It's a fun, heated ep!! Who needs The Bachelor to come back with episodes like this?! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're still reviewing movies, this time we found a Spanish film on Martin's HBOMax account called 7:20 Once A Week. It's about two married people who hook up once a week and slowly fall in love with each other. It was okay, some sex scenes were questionable, but we had fun discussing it! Next ep, special guest, stay tuned! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Currently, The Bachelor: Greatest Seasons Ever is going on, but that would be terrible to sit through, so instead we're going to focus on dumb romantic movies instead of dumb romantic TV shows. Our first is 365 Days! It's #1 trending on Netflix, from Poland (It's actually called 365 Dmi), is graphic, intense, problematic, and we love it!! It's not good, but it is enjoyable! You shouldn't watch with people though. We go off topic a little, but it's still a good time! More movies to come this summer! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Not our podcast, but this edition of The Bachelor! We listened to our hearts this entire season and we still don't like what we hear! Bri and Chris won, neither of us were surprised. We talk about our future plans, fantasy suites, how to explain this show to people, and we do our own duet and take you to a whole new world! The Bachelor is starting a show recaping old season starting June; we'll be there! Stay tuned! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Last week we were cut off short, this week is an extra long ep for you Thornies! See how we are doing, if we still like the show, personal stories, we have it all! One more ep left until our next hiatus! Enjoy it! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

There were some technical difficulties for this episode, Jenny recorded outside on a dying phone, but we still covered what happened on the shoew some while also going into the future of The Bachelor Franchise, the show Outer Banks, my beach week, Twilight, and then Jenny's phone dies. W'll come back jam packed next week! This is still good though! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Maybe this Bachelor singing show isn't good, but this episode of our podcast is really good! We talk about the show, but go off topic talking about musicals, Martin's realization he's a simp a lot, we get deep, and still find this show dumb. We're singing a duet by the end of this season! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Everything is not completely better, the world is still what it is, but Martin and Jenny are better this week, they were kinda out of it last week, and this week The Bachelor: Listen To Your Heart got better! Decide for yourself if cheating in a past relationship is a deal better, if Brandon is overrated, does Chris have the best lines, and how bad are Sheridan's decisions. Plus special appearance by Popcorn Phillips, Martin's cat! If you think this week is good, the show ain't over yet! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's been one month since we last recorded and, boy, have things changed!! No matter what coronavirus can do, it can't stop The Bachelor! Martin and Jenny both recording live from their parents house are here to go over the new Bachelor show, The Bachelor: Listen To Your Heart. It's like The Bachelor meets The Voice or American Idol or something? Martin and Jenny mainly asks themselves, "What's the point of this show?" And are still trying to figure it out. Also, we talk about a dude on the show who looks like Jason Momoa and question if Jason Momoa is really that hot? We talk about John Mayer and Martin's self value, and how everyone on this show sucks! It's short ep for now and we'll be singing before you know it! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This is it for the season, Thornies! Peter picked who he wanted to be with and did it work out? Well... In true R&T fashion we discuss the show, go off topic, drool over Bradley Cooper (maybe the next Bachelor), and almost get into a fight! Next show is The Bachelor: Listen to your heart, we plan to cover it. Hopefully everything will be okay by then. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Martin and Jenny were pretty out of it. Not too much happened in the women tell all ep and too much happened on this ep. Still a good listen though! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Bachelor season is almost over, so we take a moment to review with our friend, comedian, musician, unlikely bachelor watcher, Kevin Tit. We see why he watches and if this season is satisfying or not. We go over what's been wrong and right this season, what can be better, go off topic, and still question why we watch this show! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

You Thornies love the tension! Yep, Martin and Jenny fight again, this time over their poetry! Yeah, they talk about how everyone is having sex on The Bachelor this week and maybe Madison is being treated unfairly. There's enough drama on the show and on this pod! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Is this the same podcast? Martin and Jenny don't have a mental breakdown?! No fighting?! It gets sad, but it's in a happy way! This week hometown visits are discussed with a lot of talks about milfs, stepdads with big dick energy, Peter continuing to make bad choices, and more! It's a good feeling! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're a podcast about The Bachelor, but let's be real, the show has been disappointing this season. We still talk about it, but get off topic a lot and go in our usual breakdown mode. And Martin talks a lot about his butt. If you don't like The Bachelor, this episode is for you! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

So much happened in the Bachelor Universe this week! There were two episodes, collectively with commercials it was five hours! We wanted to wait for both episodes to drop we could record only once. We were both busy and then Jenny fell ill the morning we planned to record. Martin had to step up to the plate. This episode is just Martin recaping the episode himself. Are you ready...he wasn't...it was good solo practice and basically everything was covered! It's not bad! Next we'll be back to norm! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Everything about this episode is deliciously great! The producers are wild! There was a trip to Cleveland, an unexpected concert by an unexpected ex-boyfriend, a girl who was sent home, came back, and got to stay, there was a football game that didn't matter, and everyone is mad, not at each other, but at The Bachelor, himself! It was enjoyable! Martin and Jenny dissect it all while also going through their normal breakdowns! It's all a good time! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Who's fake? Who isn't fake? It's hard to tell, in this episode, Jenny and Martin dive into fake drama of Sydney and Alayah, and also the continuation of the dumb drama between Kelsey and Hannah Ann. Besides from that drama, we question how country Peter is, praise how sweet Victoria P is, and love some pillow fights! Also, shout out to Fred Willard! On an additional note, there were no meltdowns from either hosts, except Martin at the end, however, it was well-intention constructive criticism. This was the best episode of The Bachelor this season and the best episode of this podcast yet! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

There was so much drama this episode! Did Hannah stay? Then some fuss over champagne that evolved into something way bigger! There was a runway walk too! Martin and Jenny had their personal drama as they watched the show. It was very fitting for tonight's episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On the premiere episode this season of The Bachelor, it was three hours too long, we learned a lot though! Flying is Peter's personality, 31 is too old for The Bachelor, no one has a dry season of humor, Hanna is acting a way any girl would, and we are staying up too late to do this! It is a good episode with more to come! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hey Bachelor Nation, we are the new Bachelor Podcast, Rose' and Thorns. Here's a trailer what about to expect from our show! It's a podcast about the Bachelor franchise for all, whether you love it or hate it, and it's always over a glass of wine! Listen to hear what we have to offer and then come back after the first episode of The Bachelor this season for our first episode too! See you soon! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app