Scorpio – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

Stoner Scorpio you are a resilient amazing creature. This month will test every astrological characteristic flowing within you. Remember your resiliency stoner Scorpio. As waves of positive and negative charges lap at your internal beachfront, it will be your ability to plot forward toward progress that sees you through this turbulent time. Whoa, that was dramatic. Perhaps the month won't play out like an action film, but more like a romantic comedy. The bottom line is to prepare for wide arcs of influence from celestial bodies. Nobody knows you better than yourself, my secretive stoner Scorpion. Stock the stash jars with a wide range of cannabis strains. This wide selection will allow you to pack the right bud at the right moment. Trust yourself to be your own bud tender for the month. You are the cannanaut of your own terrestrial experience. But if I could create a guide for the month within the sacred herbal species, I would suggest: First Decade: Energetic Sativa. This will be a phase of learned growth. The more energy the better! Second Decade: Indica Dominant Hybrid. Your stinger will be sharpest during this phase. Blend clear communicative outpouring with measured contemplative thought. Third Decade: High CBD Strain. Feelings will come rushing in at this stage. Balance and clarity of thought must stabilize your sphere. A wide range of emotions may seem daunting, but with the assistance of the sacred herb you will be able to view this month from a thirty thousand foot view.  You will emerge stronger stoner Scorpio. 

Oh stoner Scorpio, what an interesting life you live. The final Spring month will be no different. The itch for change remains. But universal energy is strengthening the key trait of solitude. I had to take an extra pull on my own joint to work on this reading! Toke time for yourself in the first half of May stoner Scorpio. Your private nature is strengthened by cosmic winds of internal contemplation. However, with these early smoke sessions, please take note of the marijuana smoke. Your fellow terrestrial cannanauts cannot know your intentions or plans without your communication. Yes, decisions and direction must come from internal contemplation my persnipity Scorpion; but everyone can use some guidance and assistance from their canna-crew. Toke about it and talk about it stoner Scorpio. May is split in two by the total Lunar eclipse on the 15th. Even though the month is split, the work put into the beginning of the month will assist you at the end of the month. Powerful energy will surround the stoner Scorpio after the Full Moon. The itch for change and the potential repression of feelings could come pouring out. Make sure to have your stash jars loaded with Indica strains surrounding this Lunar event. Your stinger is sharp stoner Scopio. Be careful not to injure your cannabis companions with undesired collateral damage from high energy surges during this time. The sedative nature of the Indica species might help soothe your sharp instincts, and find contemplation over attack. However, stoner Scorpio hear me now: Switch to Sativa strains after the few days of energy overload are over. We are meant to be in balance; the peak in energy will be followed by a valley. Wow what a month my valiant Scorpion. Take care of others, and be sure to toke time with yourself. Seek wisdom and balance. Everything is going to be ok.

Stoner Scorpio change is in the air this Spring! Turbulent cosmic winds have knocked you back and forth for what must seem like an eternity. Important celestial movements this month will create a new period of calm that should soothe the stoner Scorpio like a mellow edible that reaches the perfect level. New beginnings my stable stoner Scorpion. There is a bit of celestial magic operating at the dawn of April. The New Moon rises in March and sets in April. Pack a celebratory bowl of cannabis to welcome in this new phase early in the month. Perhaps you have been working on new beginnings in your personal life. Agents of chaos might have slowed you down. Breathe in the calming nature of the sacred herb. Use your ganja gifted third eye sight to see the roadmap of destiny as it unveils before your eyes. Now is the time to use free will to progress toward your destiny stoner Scorpio. In the work sphere there is more potential for positive change. Whether it is a project or an occupation, many stoner Scopio's have been feeling as if there may be new opportunities or a change in direction that could set them free from a stagnant routine. Yes stoner Scorpio, this may be the month where meditative daydreaming turns into terrestrial action. Keep your cannabis consumption to Sativa strains this month. There will be a lot to do, and a lot to think about. The creative properties of the Sativa species could loosen those mental gears obstructing progress. One foot in front of the other stoner Scorpio.  You are marching toward your destiny.  And everything is going to be ok.

It will be hard to deny the positivity stoner Scorpio. The days are getting longer, and that fresh Spring feeling is traveling through the air. I warned you that the first couple months of 2022 would be a test of internal fortitude; but now it's time to open the curtains, smile at your neighbors, and seek out communal ganja gatherings once again! Toke time to seal the blessings from the universe with a solo meditative smoke session on or around the New Moon of the 2nd. Create a comfy safe space to explore your internal drives with your cannabis spirit guide. Inhale the positivity of the plant, and exhale your positive wishes onto the terrestrial world. The power of this manifesting marijuana meditation will be felt throughout the month. Feel the love and positivity stoner Scorpio. It will serve you well immediately. Cosmic winds of conflict could arise in the work sphere in the weeks after the New Moon. But with cannabis infused universal blessings manifesting, these conflicts will be seen as the simple obstacles that they are. We can't all be on the same page, or within the same sacred space of perception. Your internal guide will create an ease of understanding toward your fellow man that should transcend any turmoil. Potentially the magic of the month will be surrounding the Full Moon on the 18th. This special Moon will blast a bright glow of openness often discarded by the stoner Scorpion. Seek out your close cannabis companions for a philosophical smoke circle of sharing. Match bowls with the canna-crew, and share stories. Yes, share yourself stoner Scorpio.  You never know what you might learn by stepping out with the sacred herb as your guide among close cannabis companions.

Ok stoner Scorpio. I feel you. Is 2022 going to be 2020 too? NO. Early in the month, fire up the music, fire up the bowl, and fire up the good vibes. There is a change coming quickly, and this marker could use a blessing of positivity. Find a safe space to celebrate. Whether you are into the healing properties of crystals, or the cleansing properties of smudging, combine your prefered holistic ritual with a bowl burning session with the sacred herb. Use your canna-powers combined with your holistic healing ritual to accept the past, and manifest positivity for the future. You can't imagine how powerful this medicated meditative smoke session will be. Once complete it will be like finding your voice again. With honesty and integrity at heart, your words will find the target. And it's ok stoner Scorpio, sometimes words land hard. Toke time for self, and smoke about any poor reactions you might receive. I bet your cannabis compadre might do the same, and discussions with solutions will ensue. Just give it a chance, and you might find the smoke circle complete once again. Tensions release with the soothing vapors of the sacred herb. The ganja gang can laugh, cry, argue, and smoke again all in the same sesh. Stoner Scorpio, in the middle of the month, an interesting conundrum might challenge your bliss. Make sure you have sacred Indica strains available during this period. Use the calming nature of your cannabis copilot to envelop all decisions with love and positive intentions. This will not be the time to duke-it-out or make earnest declarations. My scorching Scorpion, tell someone (anyone) you love them this month.  Find your voice.  Express love and positivity.

Stoner Scorpio, you thought 2020 was an interesting year.  2021 said “hold my bong!”  The final month of the year might be an apropos finish to the wild ride of 2021. The decisions and actions you take in December will be impact-full in future periods.  The year will finish on a serious note, much more-so … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December →

Stoner Scorpio, you have purchased your ticket.  You are buckled in.  There is no getting off this roller coaster ride in November! Perhaps the most important task for the month is the preparation you can make to navigate through all the ups and downs, and twists and turns, expected during this period.  Stock your stash … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November →

Stoner Scorpio we are entering into a month of re-balancing.  This October exercise in stability will pull your guarded emotional fringes back to center.  No more leaning on emotional crutches my fierce Scorpion!  By the end of the second Fall month you will be standing firmly on two feet, square, balanced, and confident. Lean into … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October →

Stoner Scorpio the first Fall month sets up to be a blessed period, but it won't be devoid of tactical nuance.  So much of the universal influence  and support in September centers around effort born from creativity, married to community.  Wow, that was a mouthful. Early in the month toke time with the sacred herb … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September →

Stoner Scorpio, who said the Summer season was all about lounging in the solar rays?  Not you, not this August!  No need to prepare for an ambitious final Summer month, you already know what is coming. And it comes fast stoner Scorpio.  Universal influence will make an immediate impact in the first days of August … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio rejoice!  It’s officially Summer season, and the warming weather will melt some of your pesky stoner traits.  Get ready to light up the trails to sacred terrestrial smoke spots.  Fears and inhibitions will withdraw as walls of confidentiality are broken down. The planetary influence of July will mute the stoner Scorpion’s natural inclination … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio the June time period could be legendary!  Progress and personal breakthroughs found in future time periods may be tied back to this time right now.  You have a secret weapon.  You have a cannabis copilot to guide you through periods like this to find triumph where competition wasn’t even expected. Mercury is in … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Do you like rollercoasters stoner Scorpio?  Of course you do my brave Scorpion.  Well buckle up, because the month of May is destined to be a thrill ride with many ups and downs. One of the deepest and most impactful cosmic influences of the final Spring month will be felt internally.  As you travel through … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio it’s time to take a break, or at least step away from your recent obsession.  Celestial bodies have aligned in April to provide a much needed escape hatch from your passionate grind.  The second Spring month will be a time to cherish the accomplishments of your physical endeavors while refocusing on internal growth. … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio the month of March sets up as a tale of two halves, split by the Spring Equinox on the 20th.  Celestial bodies will impart great influence on the stoner Scorpions of the world, but in dramatically different ways at different times.  Sit back, relax, and take tokes of the marijuana smoke; with help … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio the final Winter month brings an early warm breeze of creativity to the personal sphere.  Fill your sacred stash jar with a variety of cannabis strains.  This cosmic breeze of creativity will impact the stoner Scorpio both outwardly and internally.  Both internal analysis and external vision will be amplified by smoke sessions with … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio the beginning to 2021 will be a blessing from the universe.  With the right blend of medication and meditation, your inner self will find contentment while you make plans for great progress on the terrestrial plane. It’s time to focus on the inner smoke circle stoner Scorpio.  Cannabis companions and the canna-fam will … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Hold on tight stoner Scorpio, and be prepared for a blockbuster month of December. Planets have aligned in the the first half of the month to favor aspects of money and vanity.  This cannabis inspired vision surrounding these favorable cosmic winds of influence speaks to more of spending and health, versus financial gain or selfish … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio I know you have grown tired of the roller coaster of life with it’s anticipatory climbs, and terrifying falls.  Always remember the mantra when you’ve dove too deep with that sacred edible:  It’s going to be ok.  It’s going to be ok. Communication will be encouraged, enhanced, and energetic in November.  Cosmic winds … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio the month of October will bring heightened connectivity with the canna-crew.  So much of the previous period was spent puzzled, bewildered, and absolutely confused, but rest easy my persistent Scorpion.  This month will be like emerging from a stoned cloud of confusion.  With the right herbal application, you will be hard wired into … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio the first Fall month comes with a variety of cosmic influences.  Your journey is yours to walk alone, but with the right cannabis prescription, perhaps you will have a keen green spirit to guide your path. September starts off with hazy smoke clouds that obscure decision making.  The Full Moon on the 1st … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio the month of August will be filled with challenges and triumphs.  Gears within the grinder of life may become stuck with sticky communication; but once these gears break free, cosmic support will give a gentle push in the direction of progress. Little Scorpion be forewarned:  Complexities within communication will cause tension and misunderstanding.  … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio July sets up to be a calm drift, floating in the river of life on our cosmic spaceship, flying through the universe.  Can there be a better month than July to puff on, and float on? Whether you are a single Scorpion, or a partnered Eagle, July promises to bring flirtatious fun to … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio whatever kindness and good karma you’ve earned in the past is returning to you in the transition to Summer!  You work hard to make those around you feel welcomed and appreciated.  And, in June the cosmos will remind you how much others appreciate you!  If life is a garden, yours is entering into … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio the month of May will be quite an adventure.  It is likely you will feel every emotion as you fly high on the terrestrial spectrum.  As long as you keep your head while you are feeding your consciousness, May should be an enjoyable flight. But this month is a tricky high.  Ups and … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio, it is not others’ attention you should worry about attracting this month, it is your own.  We’re not out of the cold yet stoner Scorpio. The hot then cool spells of Spring can cause fluctuation in your well being and attitude. Self-care should be the first and foremost focus of your efforts.  A … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

You’re not the only one stoner Scorpio, who is susceptible to the drain and droll of the dreariness of winter.  Looking back, simply surviving January was quite an achievement. However, this struggle has likely left you with the feeling that your outcomes have not been proportional to your efforts.  Even though your plans do not … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio many of the stoner signs are going to hear their horoscopes say things like “it’s a new year, a new you,” and all the potential and promise a “fresh start” can bring.  And this is true for you too my deadly Scorpion. But you are not starting completely anew. You are not the … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio December will be a month of discovery.  There will be no investigation or cosmic journey required for this discovery.  Sometimes knowledge and progression come through no insight or process. Hence, buckle up tight, twist the joint just right, and enjoy the ride. Jack Herer once said of his discovery of cannabis, “Pot changed … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio you have been preparing for this period for a long, long time. Making plans, revising, reviewing your notes, and at times, second guessing them and starting all over. But, the planning phase is coming to an end, and the season for practice is here! The blueprints you have so tirelessly labored over will … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio prepare yourself for an illuminating and empowering October. The planetary lights are green, and the terrestrial toking is lit. But progress in October will form from a slow burn versus a fast hit. The stoner Scorpion tale of the second Fall month will be split into two distinct periods. The catalyst for this … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Strap in, load up, and blast off stoner Scorpio. The first Fall month could be a time of great growth and progress, but only if you toke time to cultivate this growth within your own volition. A cosmic opportunity presents itself this month. September is the optimal time for a deep exploratory dive into yourself. … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio when the going gets tough, the tough get toking. Cosmic pressures could leave you wanting to hide in your room, and shut out the chaos of the world. But instead of a coping retreat, a better approach may be simply to stay strong and smoke on. There is good news: Instead of pressures … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Calm cosmic winds will create open opportunities all around the stoner Scorpio. A lack of universal influence will provide freedom to move and do what you want without ambivalent forces pushing or pulling on your direction. Toke time with the sacred herb to consult with your inner self. Early in the month dive deep into … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July 2019 →

Stoner Scorpio last month self motivation was a key ingredient to success and progress. In June you may find yourself floating with the universal river current to your desired destination. Toke time to chill early this month. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. Powerful cosmic currents will propel your terrestrial travels. The last … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June 2019 →

Stoner Scorpio as April showers subside, you can expect May flowers to bloom in full force. Bright solar rays of energy and encouragement will lead to an abundance of opportunities and new prospects. It could be cliche to say, but the sky's the limit! The reality is this: Your choice to pursue such endeavors will … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May 2019 →

Stoner Scorpio you are certain to find a rhythm early in April. You will be able to dance to this tune through the rest of your sunny summer days. So settle in, and embrace your new found groove. Others will notice your stony swagger, and you can anticipate attracting the attention of almost all those … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner April 2019 Horoscope →

Stoner Scorpio fortunate positioning of celestial bodies predicts a positive first spring month. However, there is work to be done. Puff puff pass on generalizations. Not only is each stoner Scorpio unique, but each cosmic astronaut in their canna-crew is unique as well. March will bring positivity and opportunity, but the way to absorb and … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March 2019 →

Stoner Scorpio celestial objects have aligned in February opening up intense waves of companionship! Old smoke buddies and new smoke circle acquaintances alike will surface during this invigorating period. Be sure to keep your stash jar loaded, and your launch pad of choice ready for flight. The cosmos sees you stoner Scorpio, acknowledges you, and … Continue reading Scorpio February 2019 →

Some stoner signs will hurry into the New Year pipes-a-blazing! You should set your pace to a slow burn stoner Scorpio. Instead of a “hit the ground running” approach, you will do better to take a “hit the pipe chilling” approach. While it may look like others are speeding by leaving you in their smoke, … Continue reading Scorpio January 2019 →

Stoner Scorpio December is going to challenge you. The period ahead has a high potential to be uneasy, awkward, and downright problematic. But as with fate, the stars have a grand design, and everything will work toward a greater purpose in the end. The stoner Scorpio may have noticed that they have been led to … Continue reading Scorpio December 2018 →

So much time in life is spent seeking the colors in between black and white. November could prove to be a dazzling display for the stoner Scorpio. But do not allow your third eye and deep introspection to distract you from making clear and decisive decisions and actions. Last month ingrained trusting yourself, confidence in … Continue reading Scorpio November 2018 →

Stoner Scorpio this October you are the captain of your own ship, and the commander of your own destiny. While the cosmos may have its own plans for you, its role will be that of a passive passenger. The good and bad news of this means if you stub your toe, you don't get to … Continue reading Scorpio October 2018 →

It is true stoner Scorpio, you've been going hard since summer started. And, if you were to be honest with yourself, you've been on the grind for most of 2018. The constant forward momentum is finally catching up. In the first month of fall, you will feel torn between your brain and your heart. Your … Continue reading Scorpio September 2018 →

Stoner Scorpio, dedicate time for smoke sessions, or what we might call contemplating with cannabis, early in the month. While this will mean you are beginning your projects a little later than some of your peers, your plans will be better prepared and you will be more efficient in implementing them. Everyone is bound to … Continue reading Scorpio July 2018 →

Stoner Scorpio, the secret to success this month, is to make sure you stay active, in both the work and personal realms. You will notice increased energy levels and your optimism will be contagious. The farther you travel, the greater your sphere of positive influence will be. Keep yourself in good company, and keep your … Continue reading Scorpio June 2018 →

Stoner Scorpio May promises to be a creative and bright month for you. Cosmic influences will feel like a warm breeze at your back in the final month of Spring. But there is work to do before you can smell the sticky buds. Send all power to the deflector shields, and pack a bowl of … Continue reading Scorpio May 2018 →

Stoner Scorpio, spring is here and the days are growing longer.  This means you will have more time to pursue creative undertakings.  In short, your opportunities will be ample. It is recommended you make sure your stash doesn't get too low this month stoner Scorpio.  You will gain solid momentum planning out your path to … Continue reading Scorpio April 2018 →

Stoner Scorpio March will be an active and impactful period. One might say that the plentiful opportunities available in March may be the very point of danger during the month. So feel free to spark one up early and often in March stoner Scorpio, but make sure to engage your third eye in the analytical … Continue reading Scorpio March 2018 →

Can you feel it, Stoner Scorpio, can you feel the magic?! While other signs are burrowing in, waiting out the remainder of winter weather, going nowhere fast, you are inspired and energized and ready to take on the world. Your own motivation and zeal may surprise you, but remember there is no such thing as … Continue reading Scorpio February 2018 →

For Stoner Scorpios, the new year ushers in a time to take chances, so don't be afraid to dig around in the dirt. While you are certain to encounter uncharted territories and explore new grounds, you will need to keep your eyes on the road ahead and avoid unnecessary distractions. Know that the work you … Continue reading Scorpio January 2018 →