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Two longtime Swifties (and besties) do a deep dive into Taylor Swift’s discography, ranking each song on the “Swifty Scale” and giving their totally unprofessional and biased opinions on all things Swifty

Jess & Kristen


    • Jan 1, 1970 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 55m AVG DURATION
    • 24 EPISODES


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    #24. The Last Time + Holy Ground

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 53:29


    In this episode, the girls discuss Snow Patrol, The Fray, Jonas Brothers, and other mid-2000s bands, and eventually get around to talking about The Last Time and Holy Ground.Holy Ground in the Live Lounge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpT6Ua3FIp8&ab_channel=BBCRadio1VEVOQuestions? Comments? Concerns? We wanna know! Email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com!

    #23. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together + Stay Stay Stay

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 54:04


    Are the girls actually sponsored by JCPenney? Will Kristen do her Harry Styles impression again?? What do they think of the songs WANEGBT and Stay x3?? Slap that play button to find out!As always, send your questions, comments, complaints, hot takes, or personal anecdotes to swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com!

    #22. 22 + I Almost Do

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 56:24


    In this episode, the girls get in their feelings about no longer being in their early twenties and reminisce about early 2010s hipster culture. Yeah, we get real nostalgic in this one.Got any very specific memories to overshare?? We wanna hear them! Email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com!

    #21. All Too Well

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 70:40


    In this very special episode, Jess and Kristen are joined by their good friend Brit to discuss the legendary track five All Too Well. What do they think of this song? Is there anything at all they dislike about it?? Will Kristen do her Harry Styles impression again?? Find out now!!Questions? Comments? Concerns? Hot takes? We wanna hear 'em! Email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com and/or follow us on instagram @swiftiesanonymouspodcast !

    #20. Treacherous + I Knew You Were Trouble

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 49:22


    Was dubstep ever cool or just immediately outdated? Is Harry styles a bad boy or a little old puffy haired British man? What do the girls think about Treacherous and I Knew You Were Trouble(.?)? Find out in this episode of Swifties Anonymous! (Now on Instagram @swiftiesanonymouspodcast)As always, tell us your thoughts at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com!

    british treacherous i knew you were trouble
    #19. State of Grace + Red

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 51:08


    In this episode, Jess and Kristen invent a new segment while discussing the first two songs on Red. They also have lots of fun facts to share and strong opinions on Maseratis. Do you have strong opinions on Maseratis? Or anything at all? Send us an email at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com!

    #18: Time For Red

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 51:11


    In this episode, Jess and Kristen discuss Joni Mitchell, Max Martin, Mark Martin, James Taylor, and more. How do any of these people relate to the Taylor Swift album Red?? Slap that Play button to find out! Red liner notes: https://genius.com/Taylor-swift-red-liner-notes-annotatedDid we miss anything in this Red overview?? Let us know! Email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com!

    #17. Speak Now - Bonus Tracks + Album Wrap-Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 56:47


    Will Jess and Kristen ever stop talking about John Mayer? Who are their favorite superheroes? What do they think of the songs Ours, If This Was Movie, and Superman?? Find out by slapping that play button now! Have any Swifty Theories(TM) to share? Send them our way and we'll mercilessly ridicule them! (Just kidding but it might be funny if we did. Anyway email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com)

    #16. Speak Now - Part 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 43:58


    In this episode, Kristen attempts a fake message from our sponsors while Jess's mic explodes, also the girls get pretty morbid talking about celebrity deaths in small aircraft accidents. They also discuss the songs Last Kiss & Long Live!What are those hats that Taylor always wore during the Red era? If you know (or even if you don't) let us know at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com!

    #15. Speak Now - Part 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 34:59


    Thank you for coming to Kristen's TED Talk about how Innocent is actually about John Mayer and NOT Kanye West. The girls also talk about the song Haunted. As always, please submit any hot takes to swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com !!

    #14. Speak Now - Part 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 48:24


    In this episode, Jess & Kristen discuss Owl City, Jonas Brothers, and the Taylor Swift songs Enchanted & Better Than Revenge.If you want us to be funnier, please send us some better jokes at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com !

    #13. Speak Now - Part 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 51:09


    In this episode, the girls discuss some cringy memories (and whether pictures can corrupt those memories), Noble Jones (the carpenter), and Noble Jones (the director). Oh and also there's some mention of Taylor Swift songs in there somewhere? Possibly The Story of Us and Never Grow Up?? Slap that play button to find out!!Once again, I am asking you to email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com

    #12. Speak Now - Part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 51:59


    Things get a little too real this week as Jess & Kristen discuss the songs Dear John & Mean. Who could these songs possibly be about?? Find out by slapping that play button now!!!Do you love this podcast? Do you hate it? Let us know at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com ! (pls don't actually send hate mail tho)

    #11: Speak Now - Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 43:11


    Which song was written in an airplane bathroom? What would a Taylor + Bjork collab be like? What do Jess & Kristen think of the songs Back to December and Speak now?? Find out in this episode of Swifties Anonymous!If you're reading this, you're legally* obligated to email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com*for legal reasons, that's probably not actually true but still please email us

    #10: Speak Now - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 49:47


    It's finally Speak Now Time and the girls are READY. Slap that play button to hear Jess & Kristen's thoughts on the songs Mine and Sparks Fly!Questions? Comments? Concerns? Suggestions? Hilarious anecdotes involving the music of Taylor Swift?? We wanna know! Email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com !!

    #9: Taylor Swift - Part 3 + Album Wrap-Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 61:15


    Finally, the girls return to where it all began - Taylor Swift's debut album, "Taylor Swift". Listen to Jess & Kristen's thoughts on Should've Said No, Mary's Song (Oh My My My), Our Song, I'm Only Me When I'm With You, Invisible, and A Perfectly Good Heart. Yeah, it's a lot.Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Hot Takes? Over-the-top Praise?? We wanna hear it! Email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com !

    #8: Fearless - Part 5 + Album Wrap-Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 56:43


    Who were Jess & Kristen's first celebrity crushes? What's more boring than a dark grey t-shirt?? What do the girls think of the songs Come In With the Rain, Superstar, The Other Side of the Door, and Today Was a Fairytale??? Find out in this episode of Swifties Anonymous (Swifties Anonymous's Version)!

    #7: Fearless - Part 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 55:56


    In this episode, Jess and Kristen plan their first public apology (in the form of a screenshot of the Notes app on Twitter) while discussing The Best Day, Change, Jump Then Fall, and Untouchable.

    #6: Fearless - Part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 55:14


    In this episode, the girls pitch their next two podcasts, spoil season 2 of the WB show Gilmore Girls, and discuss the next four songs from Taylor Swift's sophomore album Fearless (2008).

    #5: Fearless - Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 75:53


    In this episode, the girls have several flashbacks to the mid-2000s while discussing Evan Rachel Wood, how much SNL they definitely don't watch, and VH1 You Oughta Know Artists. They also talk about the songs Hey Stephen, White Horse, You Belong With Me, and Breathe.

    #4: Fearless - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 69:31


    Jess and Kristen discuss Fearless, Fifteen, and Love Story. Also discussed in this episode: messenger bags vs backpacks, the only two soap operas that exist, and the best place to enjoy a nice ginger ale.

    #3: Taylor Swift - Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 61:53


    Jess and Kristen discuss A Place in This World, Cold As You, The Outside, Tied Together With A Smile, and Stay Beautiful. They also discuss The Grammys and Harry Styles, and more Harry Styles.

    #2: Taylor Swift - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 74:21


    Jess and Kristen discuss Tim McGraw (the song), Picture to Burn, and Teardrops On My Guitar. They also discuss Tim McGraw (the person), iPods, and the need for proper PPE in Science Class.

    #1: The Journey

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 57:00


    Two longtime Swifties describe the invisible string that tied them to the music of Taylor Swift over the years.

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