The Beard and The Baby

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What started out as an idea, evolved into two best friends coming together to create a podcast that would change their lives. Come hang out with Grant (The Beard) and Jordan (The Baby) as they discuss various topics in their own crazy way.

The Beard and The Baby


    • Dec 18, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 38m AVG DURATION
    • 54 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from The Beard and The Baby

    The Lost Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2022 34:22


    This episode has been sitting in the archives of the Beard and the Baby for so long we have no idea what we talked about in this episode! Hence, why we are calling it "The Lost Episode". Enjoy whatever surprises are on this episode! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Winning the Lottery

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 39:48


    This week the Beard and Baby share what they would do if they ever won the jackpot! What would you do if you won the lottery? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    One Year and I Quit My Job

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2022 38:32


    This week the Beard and Baby reflect on their one year being a podcast and share their favorite episodes so far. Oh, and the Beard quit his job and shares what is next for him! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Are We Manly Men? Part 5 FINALE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2022 51:53


    Its a huge episode! Not only is it our 50th episode it is also the series finale of Are We Manly Men? The Beard and Baby finish up the list of 100 things all men should know how to do. Spoiler: The Beard fails miserably! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Are We Manly Men? Part 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2022 51:18


    Join us as the Beard is slowly questioning his manliness and he is worried that having a beard truly doesn't make him a man anymore! The guys continue in their quest to see what 100 things all men should know how to do and if they can do them! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Are We Manly Men? Part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 45:39


    Its Part 3 y'all! This week the Baby is back and we continue our list of 100 things all manly men should know how to do. The Beard is getting close to having his man card taken away... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Intern Tommy Goes Adventuring

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2022 23:00


    This week The Beard is joined by Intern Tommy as the Baby is visiting family in a far away land. Intern Tommy just finished his own adventure and shares with the Beard how it all went down. Then they go watch the season finale of Obi-Wan. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Are We Manly Men? Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 46:55


    Join the Beard and the Baby in the quest to prove that the Beard deserves to grow a beard by being a manly man! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Are We Manly Men? Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 40:54


    In this week's episode, the Baby brings a list of 100 things that all men should know how to do. We go through items 1-20 and see just how manly we actually are! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Tales from the Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 39:30


    Join us this week as the Baby tells some humorous stories of a mountain of poop and throwing up! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Fights and Predators

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 35:09


    In this week's episode, The Beard and The Baby talk about all the fights they have been in and look up their addresses on the sex offender website! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Would You Rather?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2022 37:41


    This week the Beard and Baby tackle tough Would You Rather questions. Come Hang With Us for some good laughs and great discussion! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Rich People Problems

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 36:17


    This week the Beard and Baby talk about the world of rich people and all the problems that come with them, along with the exciting things happening in their lives! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Beard and Baby Talk About Drugs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 35:38


    That's right! The Beard and Baby talk about drugs in this episode! They also talk about conspiracy theories and other things! Come Hang With Us! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    #VanLife With a Guest

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 41:32


    This week we are joined by Garret, who is a brother in law to the Beard and friend to the Baby. They let the listeners get to know Garret in their own quirky way and help Garret with a life choice about selling the house and hitting the open road, living in a van. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    What Would It Cost? (ft. Intern Tommy)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 41:23


    In this week's episode, the Baby is in charge! He asks Intern Tommy and the Beard what it would cost for them to do certain things, or to give up certain items for a period of time. Disclaimer: Due to the nature of some of the questions asked by the Baby, this episode is being marked as explicit as a precaution. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Return of the BABERS

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 34:34


    In this week's episode The Beard and Baby share the winner of the first ever NCAA Beard and Baby bracket challenge and bring back BABERS! They also show how much they do not understand gambling. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Beard and Baby Talk About Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 33:51


    Keeping it basic this week as the Beard and Baby talk sports, movies, tv series, drink Mountain Dew, talk about having guests, and more! It is a wild ride this week! Try to keep up! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Beard and Baby Get The Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 35:38


    This week the Beard and the Baby talk all things March Madness! They discuss how their brackets are doing and what their predictions are for the remaining games! Intern Tommy comes up with a consequence for the loser! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Intern Tommy Ridin' Solo

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 39:04


    Buckle up everyone! Intern Tommy was given permission to do a solo episode as the Beard and Baby had scheduling conflicts. Be ready to be taken to a whole new reality as Intern Tommy talks dinosaurs, sports, personal views, dinosaurs again, personal high school stories about him and the Beard, DINOSAURS AGAIN?! (seriously Intern Tommy?). Whew... we think we covered it all but take a listen and see what we may have missed! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Beard and Baby Get in Touch With Reality

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 35:48


    In this week's episode, the Baby tells a story of being recognized in public as the Baby. Then the Beard and Baby discuss what reality game shows they would have the most success on. And we find out that the Beard would not do well in the wilderness! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Beard and Baby Ketchup

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 33:59


    After taking a week off due to scheduling conflicts, the Beard and Baby are back ready to blow your socks off! This week they find out recording audio can be fickle at times (Intern Tommy saves the day...sort of), what shows they have been watching, and the Baby finds out that virtual hunting is hard! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Beard and Baby Wrestle Animals

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2022 43:24


    This week the Beard and Baby are joined by Intern Tommy who asks them if they think they could beat up certain animals in a fight. The results will shock you! Also, the Beard and Baby play a little prank on Intern Tommy to remind him who is in charge still. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Beard and Baby Talk about Cowboys

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 31:40


    This week the Beard and Baby discuss the video game Red Dead Redemption 2 which the Baby has become obsessed with! That's right it is all about the wild west this week! Come Hang With Us! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Beard and Baby Get Random

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 36:33


    This week the Beard and Baby are all over the place with their discussions! They complain about Intern Tommy being on vacation to Mountain Dew to what their favorite vacations would be. PLUS MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Beard and Baby Are Back!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 40:47


    After taking a small break to heal both mentally and physically, the Beard and the Baby are back and ready to bring in the new year! They catch up with one another and talk about resolutions, video games, books, and of course drink a Mountain Dew! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Beard and Baby Do a Heist Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 67:53


    Last week the Beard and the Baby were sent on a mission by Intern Tommy to rob 23 million in Bitcoin. Tune in to see how the HEIST finishes and if the Beard and Baby get away clean! Come Hang With Us! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Beard and Baby Do a Heist! PART 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 57:33


    Intern Tommy has set up the HEIST, now it is up to the Beard and the Baby to complete the mission! Will they succeed or will they fail miserably? Tune in to Part 1 and find out! Come Hang With Us! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The American History Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2021 42:29


    The Baby challenges the Beard to see if he could pass the Citizenship Test. This leads into a discussion about their American History knowledge. What they know, or lack of, may surprise you! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The First Controversial Episode (Ft. Intern Tommy)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 34:46


    Intern Tommy joins the Beard and Baby as they talk about how they feel about the generation below them. First time the gang dives into a controversial topic! Disclaimer: Our recording software went haywire during this episode, and we felt it was good enough to keep the original recording and post it. We felt that due to the nature of the conversation, it was better to keep/post what we had instead of re-recording and losing the authentic reactions. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Beard and Baby Eat Food

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2021 36:18


    The Beard and Baby are hungry this week so the Baby brings over a MRE and let's the Beard try it. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Let's Look Back to Look Forward

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 45:55


    The Beard and The Baby reflect on their younger selves and discuss if they accomplished their dreams they had. By doing so, the discussion leads into now looking to their future and guessing where they will be in the next 15 years. Hopefully still doing the podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    What Are You Watching?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2021 34:26


    The Beard and the Baby spend this week talking about what they have been watching on all the different platforms. The Baby also goes on a rant about how he should have become a mechanic. Behind the scenes, Intern Tommy is not happy with how the BABERS is being used! Warning: Brief language --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The BABERS Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 45:06


    The Beard and Baby love food and discuss all the best foods they have consumed in their life! They also introduce a new rating scale unique to them called the Beard and Baby Everything Rating System (BABERS). Come Hang With Us! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Haunted Episode with Intern Tommy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 33:11


    The Beard and Baby are joined by Intern Tommy! The Baby and Tommy share real stories of their experiences with paranormal activity while the Beard tries not to get scared from listening. Spoiler: He hates it! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Beard Backstory

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 38:42


    It's the Beards turn to enthral listeners with the tale of his upbringing and life story. Tune in to hear the exciting story of a boy growing up on a farm in South Dakota. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Beard and Baby Ponder What If...

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 38:48


    In this episode, Intern Tommy comes up with a list of What If questions that he wants the Beard and the Baby to ponder. The Baby shows his true colors about aliens during this discussion and the Beard and Baby both agree that Intern Tommy should never be paid, plus many more questions get answered! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Animal Fight Club Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 34:36


    The Beard and Baby are back at it with another bracket! This time they take 16 animals of their choosing and pick who they think would win in a fight. After much discussion, they crown the Animal Fight Club champion! Will you be as shocked as they were with the winner?! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Baby Backstory Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 35:13


    The Baby continues the tale of his backstory, featuring twists, turns, and literally three minutes of coughing that I had to painstakingly edit out of the episode. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Baby Backstory Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 37:43


    In this episode the Baby regails listeners with a tale of his past and how he came to find his purpose in life. Or at least the first half. Because this one's a two-parter! Warning: Brief Language --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Beard, The Baby, and The Guest

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 34:24


    There's a guest on this episode! It's The Beard's brother, Greg! The three men discuss fatherhood, parental advice, and football. Things get especially heated when the topic of Nebraska football comes up! Warning: Language. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Movies Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 36:56


    Have you ever wanted to listen to a podcast where two guys say “Have you seen this movie? It's good, right? Yeah.” for 30 minutes? If so, this is the podcast episode for you! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Poop Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 38:44


    The Beard and the Baby discuss some adventures of fatherhood, the beginning of the college football season, ...and poop. They tell stories about poop. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Video Game Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 32:57


    In honor of the 30-year anniversary of the release of the SNES, the Beard and the Baby take a trip down memory lane discussing their favorite video games and video game consoles of their past! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Dew the Bracket

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 47:39


    Intern Tommy tells a joke! The Beard and the Baby debate the best of the best Mountain Dew flavors in their first official Mountain Dew Bracket! The Beard tells an extremely long and entertaining story! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Stroke the Beard

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 29:59


    The Beard and the Baby play Stroke the Beard, a game where the two ask weird questions that make them ponder and debate. Is a hot dog a sandwich? How many holes does a straw have? Is water wet? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Just Two Dads

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 36:19


    The Beard and Baby take some time to reflect on being first time dads. They share stories about their kids and what they wish they would have been told before becoming dads. Intern Tommy does some editing as well in this episode. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    The Olympics Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 31:26


    The 2020 Olympics are finally taking place after a year-long delay, and the Beard and Baby are here to tell you what they're watching, what events they think they could compete in, and what events would destroy them physically and mentally. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Episode 5: The Sports Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 51:09


    The Beard and the Baby discuss sports and sports related topics. What sports do they like? What sports are they good at? Remember that time Baby spit in a referee's face? Which athletes are good at sports? And more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Episode 4: Don't get me started!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2021 30:38


    The Beard and the Baby get their gears grinded (ground?) as they vent about different things that bother them! Spicy! Warning: Brief language used. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

    Episode 3: Facts from a Baby and the Fourth of July

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2021 29:28


    Today is America and the Beard and the Baby discuss current and past Fourth of July traditions and experiences. They also talk about Chicago for like 20 seconds. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-beard-and-the-baby/message

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