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Once a fortnight, two stupid West Australians get together to talk crap about what they read in news recently. It's not a good thing, it's just a waste of time, which is probably what you need, to be honest.

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012 - Government Greed Driving Hipsters to Cannibalism

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2018 49:32

Something about common folk getting less money, using your own shin to make tacos and pineapples apparently...

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011 - Metal Stick vs Accidental Police Brutality and Evictions Causing One to Stress Poo

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2018 43:43

Something about a madman with a metal pole crashing his car into things, an authority ruining a good time by accident with his gun, parents finally getting rid of their loser son, and doing a poo regularly in public is a thing apparently...

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010 - Puppets Saying The N-Word and Accidental Weapons of War Against Hipsters

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2018 48:59

Something about a respected white man that's not so respected right now, silly string puppet jizz, exploding safety apparatuses and hipsters adding more options to their wanky ironic milk repertoire apparently..... ....Hipsters have gone too far now. Let's destroy them. Press those buttons on the interwebs to help us out: Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/therecentestnews Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/therecentestnews Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/recentestnews

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Bulletin 001 - What do you hear when I say, "F*** your stupid dress!"?

Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2018 22:18

This just in! Sooner than everyone else, we swear! The most recent urgent bulletin! Coming at you first! Before whoever comes in second! Yanny vs Laurel reference post: https://tinyurl.com/yb8cs27v Follow us! Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/therecentnews Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/therecentnews Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/recentestnews

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009 - Robots sprinting at Crocs and Naked Men Rolling in Spilt Chocolate

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2018 40:51

Something about a massive dead crocodile, naked people on planes, scary fast bipedal robots and a devastating incident involving chocolate apparently...

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008 - Government Officials Making Great Reality TV and Attack of The Kangaroo Drones

Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2018 56:54

Something about turning politics into a Reality TV show, whilst claiming they could live on welfare (When they clearly cannot), weaponising tiny drones and addict Kangaroos apparently...

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007 - Fake Predators and Art Causing a Fuss and All The Toilet Humour

Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2018 46:41

Something about large plush toys versus the cops, art fraud and a whole a lot of farts and poo apparently.... Follow us! Facebook: http://www/facebook.com/therecentestnews Instagram: therecentestnews Twitter: recentestnews

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006 - Faking High Scores with Warranty Stickers and Hacking the Feds for Best Sex Tourism Hotspots

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2018 45:23

Something about some dude cheating on an arcade game, a fun fact about warranty void stickers, elite teenage hackers and geriatric sex tourists apparently... Follow us social media please! http://www.facebook.com/therecentestnews http://www.instagram.com/therecentestnews http://www.twitter.com/recentestnews

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005 - Porn and Chicken Nuggets in Public and Runaway Killer Robot Cows

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2018 46:15

Something about public kiosks with porn, a chicken nugget catastrophe, a rogue cow and killer robots apparently.... Follow us on all the socials! https://www.facebook.com/therecentestnews/ https://www.instagram.com/therecentestnews/ https://twitter.com/recentestnews Also, go follow Nerisella! https://www.facebook.com/MamaNeedsMana/ https://www.twitch.tv/nerisella

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004 - Pornographic Skincare in Video Games and Horrible Celebrity Books about the Lack of Hell

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2018 49:56

Something about stats on the interest in video game porn, Korean baby foreskin, there being no hell and Sean Penn apparently...

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003 - Stoned at Cryptocurrency Divorce Auctions and Cement-Headed Biohackers Who Think They Are Cats

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2018 45:07

Something about surprise stoners talking about digital currency, very fancy, high caliber divorce auctions, a biohacker with a silly name, and cement in microwaves apparently...

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002 - Fellatio on Sub-Standard Trains and Horse Riding Hipsters Drinking Platypus Milk

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2018 44:25

Something about oral sex, trains that the government are passing the buck over, nightclub crashing horses and platypus milk apparently.....

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001 - Clueless Red-faced Politics and Nude Russian Broadway

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2018 55:24

Something about Stacey Dash, Pasta Sauce, Nudity on Broadway and Russians apparently....

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