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In which we discuss the many forms of birth control and our experiences. There are highs, lows, horror stories, and Maisie apparently thinks 60 years old is old (??). Also, vaginas are bumpy. Wild. 

"This is surprisingly wholesome!" In which the Throbbers interrogate Sissel about her recent exciting sexual encounter. We are sexvestigators and we are here to report the news! A Grim Anniversary The Throbbers come to you sadly, Maisie-less-ly, and celebrating roughly a year of covid restrictions. Hooray. We recall one of our last social engagements before the end times, which was Sissel's birthday party. (Here we have a brief intermission from the sadness while Lucy's demon cat hangs from the blinds.) Hannah brings us quickly back to why we're here: Recently, Sissel had an interesting sexual experience involving a foursome, and we all want to hear about it. Is This An Orgy? To answer this important question, we consult the best authority we could find: Bravo.tv. (Via Bravo.tv) One of these people was maybe involved in a sex train, idk This article, which was the first thing Hannah could find after asking Google what the difference is between a foursome and an orgy, actually begins by discussing sex trains. What the fuck is a sex train, you might be asking. Well, so did we. (It's essentially a gang bang but more whimsical-sounding.) Next, the article discusses the difference between a threesome and an orgy. According to this Very Reliable Source, an orgy includes more than five people all doing sexual things at the same time. It lists threesomes as a different category of thing and as a common sexual fantasy for couples. (We'll go ahead and apply the same rules to foursomes.) Kelly asks the obviously pressing question: When you're having sex, do you count as a person? (The answer is yes, unless you want to get really existential.) What Does Sissel Think About All This? Sissel agrees with the definition of foursome versus orgy, because she says when she thinks of an orgy, she imagines sexual things going on in different areas of the same location. Orgy is a party vibe. With a foursome, you all stay in the same room. Sissel, How Did It Go? Time to dive in to Sissel's actual experience, which we Throbbers are hearing about for the first time. Sissel's first reaction is to say good experience, ten out of ten. But what are the mechanics? Who was doing what to whom?? We're nosy and we want to know! It's Not All Fun And Games In A Pandemic We start by discussing the sexiest topic, safety precautions. Sissel and her partner have done this sort of thing before, but were obviously hesitant for a good long while to have sex with any other people. Her partner suggested they try again recently, but only if they could find people who they could deem "safe." They used the app Feeld to swipe through potential participants and found a couple whose bio claimed that they were being covid conscious "because of the good, upstanding citizens we are." Sissel found this adorable, and they set up a socially distanced outdoor campfire meet-up (in the dead of midwestern winter, we should add). They did two of these initial hang-outs to get to know each other, and found out that the female partner in the couple got tested for covid every week as part of a study, and that the male partner was willing to get tested before the four of them got physical. Sissel and her partner socially distanced the whole week before any sexy stuff happened, and got tested for covid two days before. (Also, not to leave STIs out, they got tested for those, too.) The way everybody was very up-front about their covid safety precautions made Sissel feel much better going in to the whole experience. How Did This All Start? With Sissel being the only one of us really versed in group sex, especially in an already established couple, we're curious: How did Sissel and her partner decide to start doing this? Sissel and her partner started out very casual and stayed that way for a long time, meaning that they were both dating other people if they felt like it.

In which the Throbbers discuss relationships portrayed in the media. The good, the Schitts, the Addams Family. Basically, we are #RelationshipGoals and no others need apply. 

In which the Throbbers investigate the breaking news of Gina touching...someone. Listen as we revel in Gina's safe sexual experience in the wake of Covid and talk about our feelings regarding sex in the time of a virus. Spoiler: We horny!

In which we discuss toxic relationships and our own faults. In this budget therapy session, we learned that it's okay to make mistakes as long as you learn and don't continue to be a dick. 

In which we despondently reminisce about sex. Ah, those were the days... [recorded Summer 2020]

In this two-part episode, we dive into a touchy (heh) topic: CHRISTIANITY. Did it mess us up? Did it change the way we think about sex? Probably. But let's discuss...

In this two-part episode, we dive into a touchy (heh) topic: CHRISTIANITY. Did it mess us up? Did it change the way we think about sex? Probably. But let's discuss...

In which the Throbbers review the last year and discuss intentions and goals for 2021. New year, same pandemmie!

In which we discuss all things flirting! What constitutes flirting? Is it fun? Are we good at it? Will it lead to WooHoo? The post Ep 16 – I’d Flirt with a Wall appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which we start with one topic and devolve entirely too quickly. Much like 2020, it's a hot mess of a scramble. The post Ep 15 – The Corona Scramble appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which we check in with the crew for a quick update on when they last thought to masturbate. Self care is very important. The post Quickie 7 – Better Satisfied than Sorry appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which we discuss breakups and relationships. Join us in our journey of the trials and tribulations of love! Careful with your sticks! The post 14 – Don’t Put Your Sticks Where You Don’t Want Them appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which womb cravings are top of mind and bottom of uterus. Are kids gross? And why aren't adoption plots more included in media?? The post 13 – Egg Hoarder appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which Hannah tells all (or really just a little) about herself. What qualities does she look for in a partner? What makes her feel sexy? It's certainly not oysters. The post Quickie 6 – Oysters are the Boogers of the Sea appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which we discuss the wondrous world of sex toys! Rabbits and butt plugs and g-spots oh my! The post 12 – She Cute Tho appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which we talk about our sexual misconceptions and how much we tried to get Barbies to have sex as kids. Maybe now, as adults, we will succeed. The post 11 – Lamprey Bucket appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which Gina answers questions on what makes her feel sexy, who is her type? What body part is the most underrated of them all? This episode is a deep dive into the mind of Gina. The post Quickie 5 – Under The Radar Hero appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which the throbbers take the outdated Kinsey scale to learn.... What exactly? No one knows! The post 10 – Questioning Kinsey appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which the throbbing members discuss losing their socially constructed virginity. It's about as cringey as it sounds, so you better listen.  The post 9 – Hidden Valley appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which we interrogate Sissel to find out all about her sizzling past and scintillating future. Listen to this quickie to learn more about this wild woman! The post Quickie 4 – Podcast Without Judgement appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which we make the best of these worst of times. Stay safe. Stay at home. Stay sexy. Wash your hands and... other bits... and COVID - 19. The post 8 – 3… 2… 1… COVID! appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which the Throbbers delve into the past to see what it says about the future. Vintage Playboys? Yes, please! There were technical difficulties again with this one... The post 7 – Is This A Sex Podcast? appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which us tech gurus re-record Kelly's titillating quickie! Learn of young Kelly's experiences, interests, and more. The post Quickie 3 – Hurling Pooters appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which the Throbbers venture into the world of Love Languages. Who likes quality time? Who likes being touched? Who likes time being touched? Find out! The post 6 – Negatory, Ghost Rider appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which Hannah divulges a juicy secret or two. Follow us on this journey of discovery on why people cheat. The post 5 – I Had a Cheeseburger and Cheating Too appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which, we bombard Maisie with in-depth and personal questions in this quickie. Join us on this light sexual truth hazing quest! The post Quickie 2 – Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which we contemplate the scent of pheromones and old spice The post 4 – I Hate The Smell Of Health appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which we discuss why is Benedict Cumberbatch sexy despite being a pasty white boy and other facets of human attraction. The post 3 – Rat-Faced Gollum appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which we interrogate Lucy about her ultimate fictional boyfriend, porn preferences, and more!

In which we and a special guest explore our strangest turn-ons. Plus: Magic School Bus! The post 2 – Two Holes That Should Never Meet appeared first on [Throbbing] Members Only.

In which the Throbbers are introduced and recount the stories of their very first orgasms. Ginger vibrators, Neopets, Hello Kitty, and more!