We Discuss Things

In perhaps their most difficult mission yet, Adventurers Local 381 must escort the most awful person imaginable and guard him from assassins... without trying to murder him *first*. Will they succeed? Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded February 2nd, 2020. Photos by Smit Patel and by Phillip Goldsberry on Unsplash

Masters of disguise and subterfuge, Adventurers Local 381 infiltrate the embassy of Belesar's homeland. What will these incredible sleuths uncover? Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded February 16th, 2020. Photo by Zdeněk Macháček on Unsplash.

Tune in to hear Adventurers Local 381 (perhaps the worst sleuths *ever*) try to crack the case! Meanwhile: Zauber is a real fan! And Meemaw lays a trap, but for whom? Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded January 18th, 2020. Again, all mentions of Actual Cannibals are *totally* used as parody. Photo by Vlah Dumitru on Unsplash.

Adventurers Local 381 make their way to Fantasy New York itself, Waterdeep. Will they catch a murderous actor at the height of his fame? Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded January 18th, 2020. Again, all mentions of Actual Cannibals are *totally* used as parody. Photo by Tom Parkes on Unsplash.

Podcast Surprise! Adventurers Local 381 face an entire team of actual cannibals! Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded January 5th, 2020. All mentions of Actual Cannibals are *totally* used as parody.

A new adventure beckons Adventurers Local 381, but will they survive purchasing *BUDGET* furniture? Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded January 5th, 2020. Photo by EVREN AYDIN on Unsplash.

Andy, Nick and Thomas sit down (over Zoom) to discuss a full campaign of We Slay Things, Dungeon Mastering, and good storytelling. Do you like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM and buy us a cup of coffee at ko-fi.com/weslaythings Recorded May 18, 2020. Edited by Thomas Hutton.

The Festival concluding Adventurers Local 381's grand desert romp is underway. Just what kind of mayhem can those chuckle-heads rustle up... Join us as we roll for teeth! Find out is Shump IS ACTUALLY a chump or not! And who is the Grandmaster of Dragon chess? This episode edited by Thomas Hutton. Recorded December 1st, 2019. Photo by Dilyara Garifullina on Unsplash.

After a long fought battle in the desert, Adventurers Local 381 spend time reflecting and learning new skills. Will Meemaw pull off the greatest heist? Will Twiggy learn to persuade, Emberlynn to forge, or Zauber to observe better? Will Belesar purchase a gun to protect his family? Do nuns gamble? And what will Xardex find when he questions his faith...? Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings This episode edited by Thomas Hutton. Recorded December 1st, 2019 at a holiday gathering... so expect some audio jankiness! Photo by K. Mitch Hodge on Unsplash

In which Adventurers Local 381 begin the final battle of the Mages of Shadowvar... and the DM practically cries. Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded November 17th, 2019. Photo by Pablo Varela on Unsplash.

A softball-sized skull nearly wipes out our intrepid band of chuckle f***s... Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded October 27th, 2019. Photo by Andrés Gómez on Unsplash

Adventures Local 381 face the first of 3 mega-bosses, an undead blue dragon. Who will prevail? Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded October 27th, 2019. Photo by Clint Bustrillos on Unsplash

Aaaand the maages are still standing! Can Adventurers Local 381 defeat the Three Stooges of Shadowvar? Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded October 13th, 2019. Photo by Park Troopers on Unsplash.

Will the next Mage of Shadowvar please stand up? Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded October 13th, 2019. Photo by Zachary Smith on Unsplash.

Adventurers Local 381 meets their match, and enters THE BONE ZONE. Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded September 22nd, 2019. Photo by Mathew Schwartz on Unsplash.

Jason, Andy, Amber and I talk about how great we are at accents, and how little we bungle our special delivery to the mages of Shadowvar. Recorded March 14, 2020. Edited by Thomas Hutton.

The Slayers are return-ed, and have another crazy scheme to defeat the insufferably evil Mages of Shadowvar. Or will it blow up in their faces? Yes, yes it will. Slay on with We Slay Things! This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded September 22nd, 2019. Photo by jesse ramirez on Unsplash

Andy, Amber and I sit down to talk about We Slay Things, our characters and our deepest hopes and dreams for our D&D campaign! Recorded March 7, 2020. Edited by Thomas Hutton.

We channel Tarantino in the latest episode of We Slay Things: Prepare for anxiety as we try to not get ourselves killed in the City of Shade, then enact unspeakable violence... completely unexpectedly. Take double laughing damage unless you're resistant to fun! This episode edited by the practically useless Thomas Hutton. Recorded September 8, 2019. Photo by sebastiaan stam on Unsplash

Get ready to cast your detect city spell, because we've finally found the legendary City Of Shade. The party suddenly decides healing is important, Belisar talks via Xardy-phone to a greater power, and we are introduced the Tri-Lamb alum gnome Adonis, Dabbledob Cobblelob. All this and probably more in Chapter 16 of We Slay Things! This episode edited by the infinitely patient Andrew Gabor. Recorded September 8, 2019. Photo by zhao chen on Unsplash

Adventurers Local reaches the pinnacle of the snake infested pyramid, but will they find death? Or will they use a spicy rebuke on death's call? Just who shall take down the big bad? Prepare to Slay! By the grace of the Raven Queen, this episode edited by Thomas Hutton. Recorded August 24, 2019. Photo by Max Böhme on Unsplash

Adventurers Local 381 continues to hate on some snakes, and manage to rescue someone new to help them... but is the world ready for Princess Sparkleknickers? This episode edited by Andrew Gabor. Recorded August 24, 2019. Photo by Ashton Mullins on Unsplash

Adventurers Local 381 continue their snake massacre... which monstrous creatures will be slay'd this time? And will Meemaw bring back his signature weapon? This episode edited by Andrew Gabor. Recorded August 11, 2019. Photo by Ernesto Carrazana on Unsplash

Adventurer's Local 381 continue their assault on the Yuan-Ti pyramid, and slay many of the snek-bominations. Can they sneak past the Guarder-Snakes and what do they keep in their kitchens? Will they snake folk live til Snake Christmas? How much damage does a critical boar strike deal? Can a Dwarven Wizard "ram" a snake? And who will land a killing blow on Ol' Snake Arms? This episode edited by Thomas 'Xardex' Hutton. Recorded August 11, 2019. Photo by Gabor Vereb on Unsplash

As a holiday gift for you, dear listener, we've made the impossible come true! A new We Discuss Things has been dropped down your chimney and floats gracefully into your ears! We casually overlook 6 months of silent discussion free nights to talk about creative redemption, electric and luxury cars, the best moments of this insane decade, and MORE! Recorded December 17, 2019

Our desert trek continues, and even the most vicious of Snake People act as the slimmest of speed bumps. But one question remains, when does Princess SparkleKnickers show up? Recorded September 9th, 2019. This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Photo by Ricardo Gomez Angel on Unsplash

Somewhere in the desert a hit is called against the Faerim, will they be obliterated by Adventurers Local 381? Will we find out what's in the box? Who can truly understand the complexities of Dragon Chess... or maybe its less complex cousin, Dragon Checkers? Roll a critical nineteen and join us to find out! Recorded September 9th, 2019. This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Photo by Tai's Captures on Unsplash

All good tales must come to an end, and so must our pirate friends discover their fates deep beneath the waves. What lays in store for these salty miscreants? To find out, one must only listen... to episode FOUR of We Sail Things! (Recorded June 29, 2019) Music: Sea Of Thieves by Serge Narcissoff @sergenarcissoff Music promoted by www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0) creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Photo by Ian Espinosa on Unsplash

What's the best way to scout out a filthy, undead laden vessel? How much strain do Spider-Shoes™ apply to your ankles? And how does one kill that which has no life? Find out as our foul-mouthed adventurers approach their goal... (Recorded June 29, 2019) Music: Sea Of Thieves by Serge Narcissoff @sergenarcissoff Music promoted by www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0) creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Photo by Daniel Jensen on Unsplash

We Slay Things returns (!!!) with another vulgar, murderous, piratical adventure on the "high" seas! The second installment of our aquatic adventure will leave you reaching for your Orcish Clam Juice... so row over to the play button and unleash these fearsome brutes. (Recorded June 29, 2019) Music: Sea Of Thieves by Serge Narcissoff @sergenarcissoff Music promoted by www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0) creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Photo by Alonso Reyes on Unsplash

Welcome esteemed friend, to another astounding chapter in the journey of Adventurers Local 381! The slaying continues as we murder helpless minions, chat with some other much friendlier minions, and deal with that pesky Efreeti once and for all! But will the Raven Queen in her great benevolence bring our recording back from the very grave? Listen to find out! (Spoilers: yes.) Photo credit: Louis Hansel via Unsplash

Welcome to a We Slay Thing's first SIDE QUEST, where we venture away from our usual team of louts and play pirate, in part one of a new nautical adventure. What happens? I don't know! I haven't even listened yet! Join us for coarse language, coarse adventurers and coarse, chapped extremities brought on by coarse weather! Ex-slay-cior! Music: Sea Of Thieves by Serge Narcissoff https://soundcloud.com/sergenarcissoff Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Photo by Luke Southern via Unsplash.com

Our adventure continues, and the party trips over each other while trying to seduce the Silver Fox of the Desert. Will we ever get paid? Will we gain entrance to the fire genies immense shaft? Find out NOW!

It's been almost three months, and we know you've hungered for our triumphant return! Well, good luck has shined upon your visage this day... we return to gift you sweet audio this day. Europe is discussed! Dead soldiers are remembered #SuperTragic! Hail is destroyed! Things are learned in a boat! Thomas gets a migraine!

We Slay Things Chapter Seven, where we finally encounter half of the title of the game!

Our trek across the desert continues. We get grossed out by a rot troll, we get lost in a huge storm, and we AH-HA-HA decide to help Will Smith the Genie murder his hated Efreeti enemy.

While training camels on our trip into the deserts of Faerûn, we introduce another member of Adventurers local 381: a powerful Dwarven Paladin named Emberlynn... who goes onto almost singlehandedly murder a monstrous giant creature.

The blizzard has passed, and we're back! Prepare for our Favourite endings, the bestest and worstest of treats, which of us are blasting off again!!!, and which aspect of Captain Marvell did you like the most? We Discuss Things, and you can listen to those things!

After slaying some owls and meeting a big dude, we're back in town for Spring Break! Meemaw picks up ballbearings and thieves things, Xardex takes a Lawful Good turn, Belisar partisars, Zauber learns to make maps, Twiggie communes with nature, and Killbo propogandizes and chats up marks in the bar. But where are we going next? And who the heck is Emberlynn?

Welcome to We Slay Things, chapter three! We continue our murderous spree... but what is Meemaw doing with those ball bearings?

It's four in the morning somewhere, but not here! Learn about Nerdiness! Learn about the Sundance Sad Film Festival! Learn about reality TV! Learn about what movies ruined us as children! And more probably!

The druid almost talks a rat down. The cleric heals no one. The fighter hates dwarves. Melf has a great acid arrow. We fight greed itself. Zone of Truth is NOT cast.

You may ask yourself, How did I get here? This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife! Well bub, this is better than your lousy house and spouse, and We Discuss Things will be back... but now We Write Things presents We Slay Things! The very first podcast on the internet where nerds play Dungeons & Dragons. Join a whole new cast of adventurous sarcastic assholes as we drive our game master to the edge of sanity... and he tries to murder us with badgers. We Discuss Things and then SLAY them.

You asked us anything, and we answered completely accurately. The pandemonium is BACK, and we know everything about Winnie The Pooh insults, who would crack first in outer space, disgraced comedians, shoulder pads, grape soda, failing to meet our goals, depressing movies... and probably a lot more!

We back. It's the end of the year, and we're bringing the holiday cheer with celebrity wreaths, mountains of cookies, Dickensian Muppets, and the annual airing of the General Grievouses! Shout "NO!" to other podcasts, grab a bag of baked Cheetos and join us ya filthy animals!

Toot Toot! All aboard this Butter Covered Train Wreck™ as the pandemonium chat calmly about Neal-hilism, share tense words about how we'll be revered in 1000 years, then scream wildly about what holidays we'd like to celebrate! You may burn hot, but you'll get over it! Slap that holiday gift right out of your hands and join us!

A pervasive, unending hunger fuels us through a comprehensive review of every fast food... we then discuss our family stories (or lack of them), and what skills we possess that would be worthy of merit badges! Join us, and listen to our rambling chat while you GO VOTE. Listen on to the end and you may hear some (slightly) incorrect facts about Radon, and a conversations I ALMOST edited out! Lucky you!

After roughly ten thousand years (2018 time) we have returned with another thrilling We Discuss Things P'cast! Marvel as a film degree is used as a blunt force weapon! Gasp as we receive our tree-assignments! Gasp again (but louder) as we discuss what getting old does to our ability to collect junk! Gasp one LAST time as we discuss the wurst sausage in France! You MUST Download it NOW!

We're back, and we're answering more of your ama-zing questions! Don't be Ja-Rude, and listen in to hear about non-cat animals the size of cats, what's up with Overcooked 2, what's the most expensive thing you've broken, and just what the heck is Ameritown anyway?

You're invited to jump on board the Tom Hardy Party Bus, as we discuss all the best that Denver and Paris have to offer at our dream dinner parties... but watch out for the deads!

Welcome back! We're soft-launching SEASON TWO of We Discuss Things, a WeWriteThings.co podcast, and we would love you to listen. Brooke redefines what 'Movies' are. Thomas redefines what 'learning' is. AnneMarie redefines what 'breakfast' is. You're gonna love it!