Weird and Whacky Stories by Shawn P. B. Robinson

Continue the Adventure of Arestana: The Key Quest with Chapter 2, Ezra! To check out all Shawn P. B. Robinson's books, click here! https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books

It's time for some Jerry the Squirrel! I hope you enjoy listening to these short stories. They are based on stories I used to tell my sons before bed when they were little! Enjoy! Book Blurb: Jerry the Squirrel loves inventing… and he's pretty good at it. What he's not good at, however, is making sure his inventions only do what he wants them to do. Join Jerry the Squirrel in this fun set of short stories as his Nut Harvester turns into a Nut Cannon, as his Ear Plugs turn into Megaphones, and as his Automatic Slippers turn on every Squirrel in the village! Laugh together during bedtime reading or leave your young readers to enjoy these fun, family-friendly stories on their own. These tales are sure to captivate young readers and leave them wanting more. If you love fun stories, this series starter is sure to pull you in! Order your copy now and get ready for ten exciting new adventures! “I've never read anything quite like it before. The tongue-in-cheek humor and squirrel protagonists in a slightly off kilter fantasy world is like a delightful combination of Terry Prachett's Discworld series meets Watership Down.” Rebecca, Amazon Reviewer. “Excellent children's story that this adult loved! I read the second book and then purchased this book even after receiving it as an ARC free from the author because it is that good.” Patricia, Amazon Reviewer. “A story great for bed time. 5 stars to the author for making me laugh…” Issy, Amazon Reviewer. “This book of short stories about Jerry the Squirrel and his madcap inventing escapades made me laugh and smile a lot. They are very daft, but very enjoyable too.” Lolah, Amazon Reviewer. “I read it out loud to my son and he loved it!” Lady Lark, Amazon Reviewer. “I loved this book! Shawn has quite an imagination and puts it to good use in the books he writes! Thanks, Shawn” Anonymous, Amazon Reviewer.

Thanks for joining in! I write weird and whacky stories for younger readers, and I'm putting some of my short stories (Jerry the Squirrel) and one of my novels up online for families to listen to on car rides, at home, on the moon, and while sitting in the drive-thru waiting for your order. Enjoy Arestana: The Key Quest Prologue and Chapter One Book Blurb: Liam wants to find his way back home. He's stuck in a world he never thought existed and facing odds he can't beat. To make matters worse, the only way to get home is to go face to face with a dragon! If he cannot defeat the beast, he will remain in that world… forever! Laugh your way through an edge-of-your-seat adventure packed with grit and suspense… “…the funniest fantasy world I have ever read.” Nathaniel, Goodreads reviewer. “Amazing epic children's adventure with the feel of C. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien!” R. E., Goodreads reviewer. “This is an awesome series that is perfect for all ages. I cannot get enough of this…” Patricia, Amazon reviewer. “It's seldom that I find a book that can make me laugh, but this one had me laughing out loud many times throughout.” Scott, Amazon reviewer. “This reminds me of the Naked Gun movies with Leslie Nielsen, except our hero is the only normal person; the rest of the world is somewhat odd.” Tom, Goodreads reviewer. “My sons and I love this book!” JMR, Goodreads reviewer. “I know I'm kind of biased here, but I love this book!!!” the author's own personal biased review.

And it all comes down to this... the end!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Oh, yah! An Arestanania Party! Well... it's just a lot of food that ends with an embarrassing situation for Liam. :)Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Ooohhh... this one is fun! You get to listen to Sherry tell a story to the Squirrel kids!!! How cool is that? A story about a story being told to kids!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Everything changes!!!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Hide! Hide!!!!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

The Hat! It's all about the Hat!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Watch out for the Mushrooms!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Isn't Jerry such a nice guy?Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Poor Harv...Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Mary's the cranky one... right?  Hmmm....Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Oooohhh... I Iove this chapter. The Krakken is... well... um... nevermind. Just listen and you'll see... or hear...Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Watch out for Mary!And... for Eagles...Maybe... just watch out.Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Finally! We finally get to meet Kenny!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

It's cold outside... and Squirrels get lonely and bored.Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Why is the sand moving?Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Watch out for drool!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

It gets even scarier!  Well... as scary as Arestana gets... :)Have fun!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

When Gary gets involved... you never know what will happen.Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Scary times... watch out...Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

They're about to catch up!!! Run!!!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Oooohhh... Mary... she's awesome.  :)Dive into another fun chapter of Arestana: The Key Quest!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Alright... so just the other day, Jerry the Squirrel: Hat Squirrel's Revenge came out (September 14/2020). It's not a book of short stories... it's a full length word movie! Anyway, shed building is a story that comes because Mary's shed is destroyed in Jerry the Squirrel: Hat Squirrel's Revenge!So... check out the book!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

There comes a time in every young man's life when he needs to take responsibility for his lack of bathing. Today is that day.Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

This is one of my favourites!!!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

So scary. So... so scary.Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

I wish I had Sherry's scooter...Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Oooohhh... poor Jrasta! Gotta go get him now!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

I love this story. We start to get a little bit of a feel for the kind of person that Sherry the Squirrel is. Have fun!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

People have mixed feelings toward Harv... I wonder what you will think of him. I would recommend you reserve your judgement until the end of the book.  :)Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Ooohhhh.... it gets so cold in Arestana at times...Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

So... I have heard now from at least two moms that they have gagged through this part of the story. I do not wish to make people gag... yet... I am pleased that I was able to provoke such a reaction. Hmm... I don't know how to feel.Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Poor Jerry! Gary is a great guy... just... stinky.Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

On the trail!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Oh yah! Time to bring this story to a close! Have fun with Gary, everyone!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Time to get ready to head out on the Quest!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Ooohh... you get to meet two of my favourite characters in this series!!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Here we go with the actual Quest of Arestana!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Jump back on board with Jerry the Squirrel in Nut Harvester!!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Enjoy the next chapter in Arestana!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Here's part three of "Killer Slippers" from my first book of short stories called, Jerry the Squirrel! Have Fun!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Hey there! Here is chapter four of Arestana: The Key Quest, called, "Jrasta."Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Here's part two of "Killer Slippers" from my first book of short stories called, Jerry the Squirrel! Have Fun!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Hey there! Here is chapter three of Arestana: The Key Quest, called, "Soup Lady."Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Hey there! Here is chapter two of Arestana: The Key Quest, called, "Ezra."Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

Jump on board with your favorite Squirrel Inventor, Jerry the Squirrel! This is part one of the three part story, "Killer Slippers." Have fun!Support the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)

In our first episode, we dive into the hilarious world of Arestana in the Prologue and first chapter of Arestana: The Key QuestSupport the show (https://www.shawnpbrobinson.com/books)