Worst Thing Ever

In this episode we discuss the exciting world of franchise fiction, workplace layouts, and Patrick's rage at a lack of Wreck-It Ralph merchandise. But that is all a preamble to our diving deep into the recent Hamburglar reboot, and the history of your favorite fast food spokescreatures.

In this episode, we discuss movies, zombified Robert Stack, human memory, the unmistakable human frailty of Aaron Neville, and our experiences with restaurants that do not have food.

In this episode we talk about on-the-job training, the existential and social paradigms that technology is rapidly changing, and that thing you get onions from in a hotdog bar.

In this episode we uncover some new VR horrors, talk about haircuts that drive us insane, and summarize the best Albert Pyun James Bond Knockoff ever.

In this episode we talk a lot about private area skin treatments, the baked good inquisition, and the breakfast cereals of yore. Oh, and eating pizza in a field.

This New Year's Day sobriety test recording has a healthy discussion about hummus in our nation's dark past and darker future, Infotainment systems, and Ray's secret desire to pilot a ketchup-bottle-themed spacecraft.

Back in the saddle! WTE returns from hiatus, sadly Kingless, for an episode about depressing dog treats, waifus, and Ray's luchadore name.

This is what was left over from the recording that made up Episode 10. It's not our funniest episode, but there's good news! It's also not our funniest.

A new Mass Effect 1 inspired Juicy Nugget. This happened as we chatted on Skype while Patrick played ME1 for the first time through.

Originally posted on Tumblr, here's the result of a little prank we pulled on JonnyAce, who you might remember from WTE Episode 7 as "The Guy Who Kept Telling Everyone He Hated Them."

A selection of clips from our spinoff project, the Worst Thing Ever Cinemanauts.

This week we have our usual crew, plus the always-awesome Lora (@theinsomniakid) who also provided the awesome cover art. Give her a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen. We also have our friend Brian, who was completely cut from a prior episode. Sorry, Brian. You're in the teaser talking about balls now, though! Bet you don't regret that at all.

This week, the usual crew is paired with an equal quantity of fine lady flesh to discuss the matters of the day. This week’s topics include Easter churchgoings, science fair projects gone wrong, torture for fun and profit, and the focus of Mr. T’s career goals. As always, we also feature a healthful dose of advice from our friends at WikiHow. So if you need to be offended, distressed, or simply feel bad for the future of the country, join us on this yellow-brick road of madness.

This week, we welcome a special guest to the fold. Founder and Captain MadHatter McGinnis of the good ship Scrub Club Records is on hand to enlighten us to music mayhem and Kansas-born horror. We also delve into new genres of marital aid, the possibilities of competitive religious podcasting, the wit and wisdom of Bruce Campbell, and many other things you won't believe you took the time to listen to.

Throughout this episode, King is drawing the eventual artwork for Episode 6, which those of you who have not wisely repressed it will recall involves what is essentially gay cartoon porn.

Throughout this episode, King is drawing the eventual artwork for Episode 6, which those of you who have not wisely repressed it will recall involves what is essentially gay cartoon porn.

In perhaps our least funny episode, we branch out and actually discuss some topics like Webcomics not just for yucks, but to actually discuss them. Don't worry, we still come up with an awful new deviant sexual term with no set definition, we still find things from the 80s that King has never heard of. It's still Worst Thing Ever, just shorter and more about things we're into.

Way back in November 2010, we recorded a 6 hour extravaganza, from which the Juicy Nuggets episodes were pulled. That left roughly 5 hours and 45 minutes of remaining material. In this 2-part episode, made from that material, we cover accents, the Kinect, Hobo Gift wrapping, necrophile CSI, and coin a brand new and horrifying […]

Way back in November 2010, we recorded a 6 hour extravaganza, from which the Juicy Nuggets episodes were pulled. That left roughly 5 hours and 45 minutes of remaining material. In this 2-part episode, made from that material, we cover accents, the Kinect, Hobo Gift wrapping, necrophile CSI, and coin a brand new and horrifying sexual act called The Old General Mills.

Some of you may have seen this tweet while we were recording the aforementioned 6 hour marathon. King has almost no recollection of this happening, so thankfully it was recorded for posterity. Enjoy, and Happy New Year from Worst Thing Ever.

Our last recording session clocked in at over 6 hours. They aren't all winners, but this is still a massive amount of material, and in the process of cutting such a lengthy recording into episodes, you get some leftovers. There are other fiddly bits of shows that have been cut for one reason or another as well, so we'd like to introduce a new, short-form type series of these little gems, that we're calling Juicy Nuggets. They're the food that keeps you going between meals. In this first such nugget, Ray reads us the wondrous diary of Max Burbank, of I-Mockery fame as he describes his journey into the madness of Golden Corral. Consider this our Christmas gift to you, the fatted masses out there who have gorged themselves this day on Ham and multi-splendored casseroles. Source: http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/golden-corral.php Used with Permission.

In this quasi-"live" episode, recorded with Patrick, Ray, and Ashley all in the same room, sound quality and general coherency goes out the window a bit. We discuss King's new take on life as a married man, Goldfish Krakens, Untapped Casino Themes, the persuasive powers of Scarlett Johansen, Popples, and much, much more. Somehow we even discuss the validity of Taquitos as a foodstuff. Joining the regular cast are the regular cast-joiners, Ashley and Leslie, whom you may remember from Episode 3. We blamed them for the amount of semen and masturbation discussion, and there's a minimal amount of that in this episode.

In this episode, we bounce from topic to horrible topic like a disgusting and uncomfortably seedy pinball machine. Covered concepts include the opening to Laverne and Shirley, names for mustacheless mustache rides, Razz's naked wedding photos, masturbating in the shower, Badservo's feet, masturbating in the shower, text-command adventure games, Sam Elliot's Fireplace: the anthology show, the engineering factors that go into proper sandwich construction, Hotel Art Artists, Vaginal saloon doors, the russian-roulette sandwich club of Patrick's dreams, and deli-style cigarettes. Also, some discussion about semen, feet, and masturbating in the shower. There's a whole lot more semen and masturbation talk than any of us expected, frankly. We expected some, of course, but not that much. Sorry. Joining your regular hosts for this episode are the incomparable Ashley (@lilenrgzrbunny) and Leslie (@neuronimo). This was an experiment in a larger group, and Ray was the only organized one, so it's a little chaotic.

In this episode we discuss Hitler's true legacy, Hitler Cats, the myriad of ways that Razz is completely oblivious to 1980s culture, how Pon Farr is a racial ability with a cooldown, the frozen, protected specifics of Meagan's bachelorette party, and some terrible movies. Also, Hitler.

In this inaugural episode, we discuss what drives relationships, Tim Burton, play the Movie Title game, and generally blather on for a little less than an hour. We also lost the 3 participants in Texas more than once.