ASOS - All Sorts of Sports

Well - James is drunk. And Mau is distracted by sports. But hey, thats kind what we are here for, isn't it? SO off we go in our Covid sports chatter - First we pay our brief respects to the legendary Coach Sloan, then we give our 2c on the MJ documentary, we discuss the slow return of SPORTS, then the fast apology for the use of sex dolls as fans, (who can blame them?), we talk about the XFL bankruptcy, Dak Prescott's contract rumors and then finish it off with some drunken nonsense and tom foolery. LOVE IT.

WE ARE STILL ON LOCKDOWN! AND K DOT HAS HIS LIFE TOGETHER - AND JAMES IS BFFL - and in other news a bunch of NFC East players will be locked up - maybe.... We start by talking about the difficulties and loveliness of bald headedness (sp?), and SOCCER IS BACK, albeit in Germany but auf ghetz Bayern, then we discuss the uniforms of Los Angeles which may as well be locked up, then the alleged trade for Russ Wilson that never happened, then the baker/dunbar felonious actions, followed by cody lattimers felonious actions (all alleged), and then allegedly Mau is a fat bird (see youtube for confirm). Stay safe folks!

HEY WE ARE STUCK INSIDE. AND SPORTS ARE GONE. But shit is still GOING DOWN. In this episode, which should have had video, but we screwed that up, we discuss the XFL and their potential demise, Gundy making OKST look awful, the Rams not paying Gurley or Matthews (go to their house - they are home), Island Hopping with the UFC, and Chris Johnson allegedly murdered some people but who is surprised? STAY HOME STAY SAFE STAY ALL SORTS OF SPORTS

WELL the Defenders are looking defenseless now...but HEY welcome to DC. This week in All Sorts of Sports, we talk about Bayern and the Bundesliga defending their league (good for them), El Classico (which was a snoozer) and Tony Romo (who could snooze on just mountains of $100 bills for the next 1000 years). Then, Ryan doesn't realize that the NFL CBA is public - but knows that it's not well received amongst the players. Mau, however, doesn't know what it is period. We talk Dwayne Haskins and Trent Williams, because that shit never goes out of style, and lastly, James gives an important and (greek) freakish apology. Enjoy. Oh - and we get our first tweet in question. Fuck yea.

IT IS FIGHT NIGHT. But before fight night, some dicks at Cox try and ruin it by taking down my internet. Alas, it was fixed, and so the ASOS Crew discuss Jordan Reed and what should be his last game in the NFL unless you ask James who thinks everyone should be on the Raiders. We talk about Ryan Newman's crushed vehicle, how Greg Robinson crushed a steak, how Boogie's NBA dreams were crushed, and how TYSON FURY crushed Wilder, and argue whether or not that cut black history month short...PSA - NO WHITE PEOPLE were involved in that decision making process. Enjoy.

Well, it finally happened. ASOS traveled to Audi Field to watch the DC Defenders, well, defend. NY put up exactly 0 points. We even ended up on ESPN. Good times. We then came back to recap that game and how awesome it was, we update you on the Astros cheating scandal, we discuss the implication of athletes who have transitioned genders, we discuss what we think of giving free buckets in basketball, we laugh at Josh Norman, we laugh harder at Man City, and then we drink beer. Well, we were drinking beer, but we drink more.

JON JONES - didnt win. Neither did Gervonta Davis. Neither did Dame Time. You know who did? The XFL and the DC Defenders. These are the things we discuss, along with where the f Tom Brady will end up, whether or not we should judge Snoop for his comment on Gayle, and also we reflect on James' butthole.

On this episode, we discuss James current leakage and the origins of it, we have a half apology regarding the Kobe rant of last week, we then delve into Kobe and what he meant to the game and to people as a whole, whether or not we should cancel TMZ, how Dame Time has no time for your bullshit (or Russ') and recapping SB predictions. It was short. And sweet. Learn Something.

It is Mauricio's birthday. Llamas everywhere are singing and Machu Pichu smiles upon all of us. In other news, we discuss - the Saints are going the way of the rest of the catholic church, AB is arrested to no-ones surprise, whether or not Eli is a HOF-er, Zion's debut in the NBA, the bullshit that is chemistry issues in the NBA, we apologize for a mistake which we may never do again, quite like the Astros who will never again have our respect. Learn something.

ITS DRESS DAY EVERYONE. We also talk about taking care of your chickens and your mentals, the Astros cheating like some hoes, Aaron Hernandez not taking care of his chickens or his mentals, NFL not Hall of Famers, and we get the MLB Hall of Fame ineligible list wrong. We will correct that maybe or probably not.

In this episode, we discuss our favorite sports moments of the last decade...ryan forgets which years those were, we address the NFL dress bet, we update you on the NFL playoffs and make our predictions, talk about the lack of black coaches in the NFL and the systemic reasons why, Kadeen pisses off James. And Ryan is mistaken for saying a slur. He didnt say that slur.

Special K undergoes a sex change. Ryan becomes a Buffalo Bills fan. Steph curry is injured and all of California is falling into the sea. At least NCAA kids can make money off their likeness...or is it a good thing?

It's offensive because sports have offended all of us. And some drinking is involved.

In this episode we tackle a hit song by DIDO, Jay Gruden and his current antics, the Redskins being terrible in general and the reasons behind this terribleness, Kirk Cousins, the California ruling allowing NCAA kids there to get paid for their likeness, Ferrari F1 and their current troubles, the Clippers v James Dolan, Lillard v. Shaq amongst other nonsense.

On this weeks episode, its Ryan's birthday. Also, AB is an idiot, Is lamelo number 1? And other sports nonsense.

AB being an absolute moron and fumbling the bag, soccer drama, Jalen Ramsey being jacked around, the UCLA comeback and the F1 coming DOWN to it with some bullshit.

We talk about the Raiders, a week one recap, a stupid rebuttal of the Raiders, how Tim Tebow is wrong about the NCAA, cocaine usage, and many other issues that may or may not matter to you.

In a special edition, we live pod the first nfl game we care about - eagles v. redskins. And the things we dont care about, Antonio Brown and the NE Patriots. And other nonsense.

Random thoughts from a Tony who lifts weights and has thoughts about sports. He is wrong about most of them. Or is he?

In this episode we tackle the beginning of the NFL season, what the hell the dolphins are doing, why dick pills have PED's in them and Nate Diaz. And other stuff.

Some streaming services are trying to ruin our fun. We discuss the Bale drama in Madrid, Jill Ellis, the Clippers, Trent Williams (unfortunately), Zion's sneaker deal and other sportsy stuff.

Ryan is having himself a time and not really talking into the microphone. We do a mock draft, and argue mostly about football.

This episode deals with the NBA trades and very very little else that makes sense. There may be some soccer in here somehwere.

Early episode - beer and sports with the original 3. Basketball and poor recording.

Ryan is in a dress. And there are sports. Happy pride.

On this week's episode, we discuss whether the USWNT could defeat the USMNT, why american youth soccer is a fraud, the sadness that is the end of NHL and NBA seasons, and we rag on Oakland football - a lot.

On this episode of All Sorts of Sports, we tackle the NBA finals, Neymar (again), and terrible terrible professional sports team promotional giveaways, amongst other ramblings and sports related things.

This one runs the gamut of Dennis Rodman's dress, Cavs terrible coaching hire, Messi peeing too long and Wilder pre fight. He won. We saw. And beer.

There is beer. There is also updates on UEFA Champions league and how Barcelona sucks, international player safety in futbol, UFC updates (that ryan missed because he was drunk) and all the Lakers updates and basketball shenanigans. Happy mothers day!

Among other things, like ASMR (unfortunately), we tangle with a ghost in the studio, Lionel Messi v. Van Dijk, the Neymar and Mbappe suspension and how people who don't watch soccer cannot believe their names are real, Valencia (soccer) fans giving Nazi salutes and soccers ongoing battle with racism, Transfer Rumors in soccer and how those definitely sound racist, the NBA playoff update, the kentucky derby, and Clemson juicing their own players. Enjoy - ASOS.