Big Grande Teachers' Lounge

In 2034, the former hosts of the Teachers Lounge reunite for Todd's funeral, which he is directing himself from beyond the grave.

The teachers (and Mike Ehrmentraut) recap Hamilton's graduation ceremony, including their wardrobe malfunctions and hot mic moments, and finally say goodbye to the podcast.

Superintendent Charles Minipig (Paul F. Tompkins) joins the teachers to help them plan Hamilton’s graduation ceremony, including taste-testing the appetizers they plan to serve.

There is no new Teachers' Lounge this week. Instead, we’ve decided to release our Janitor Saga from behind the Stitcher paywall, with a call to our listeners to join us in supporting Black Lives Matter in any way they can.  https://blacklivesmatter.com/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ms_blm_homepage_2019 --- MINI 35: Janitor Orientation Hamilton's janitors meet in the bathroom for their own orientation. MINI 40: The Jannys Welcome to the 3rd or 5th Annual Jannys, an award show that honors janitors around the world.

The teachers return to the Lounge this week! Sam is trapped in a box, Bill recounts his struggles to sell the beef diaper on the road, Howard has started an OnlyFans, and the episode wraps up with a big announcement.

Hello ballies! The Bleachers Lounge is back, as Hal Phillips, Cliff Mountains, Doug Piscoli and Homerun Henderson discuss their religious beliefs, the Big Bad Wolf, and delicious crim brulee. 

The Teachers are packing up and preparing to leave Cancun, having just been offered jobs at Hamilton High. But Bill's getting offers from the NCAA, Todd wants to go to Hollywood to pitch his film "Fun On A Plane," and hopefully El Crapo or Pablo Pisscobar don't show up to derail their plans...

Spring break seems to be wrapping up in Cancun, but the Teachers are still here (along with some infamous assassins). Todd tests his new app Napster, Sam is running a seven layer boat, and Bill performs at a penny peep.

This week in Cancun, Bill's alter ego becomes a sensation, Sam explains the mechanics of horse hell, Todd laments his rejected Ben & Jerry's ideas, and Howard takes up urine prospecting.

In Cancun, the Teachers are still trying out new show intros. Sam is being followed by a hammerhead shark, Todd goes on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, and Bill gets choked up at his daughter's wedding.

In another 2000s-era episode recorded in Cancun, Howard spends an afternoon with Steve Wilkos, Todd fights with his parasite, and all the Teachers wonder: where are the chips?

This week's episode was recorded in the early 2000s, while the Teachers were living in Cancun. Howard explains why he's a Jerry Springer purist, Sam doesn't regret betting on Y2K, and Bill tries to get closer to Enrique Iglesias through his son.

The Teachers talk about hell, Todd's step count, and Howard's fear of water. Later, Bill's brother Chris Cravy (Devin Field) makes his bid to become a permanent co-host of the show.

The Teachers talk about the Easter Bunny, the first viral video, and the pattern game. Later, Hamilton's dairy supplier Mr. Hasan (Mano Agapion) stops by to explain why lactose tolerance is more important than ever.

The Teachers talk about Goop, hugging, and Howard's disastrous slam dunk contest. Later, Bishop R.L. Bakes (Jacquis Neal) stops by to save Todd's soul with his holy oil.

The Teachers discuss player-mascots, a telegram from Bill and Todd's new relationship. Later, Hamilton Middle School student Luke Krakoski (Kimia Behpoornia) stops by to learn a little bit about going to Hamilton High. 

The Teachers discuss Howard filling in as basketball coach and their new addiction. Later, Brock Brostein (Rob Huebel) stops by to discuss his speech at the school assembly about drinking and driving. 

The Teachers discuss Howard accidentally calling the vice principal mom, Theatre Pass and Bill considers taking a big next step to get the word out on Beef Diaper.

The Teachers discuss Todd's phone calls, Howard being benched in life and Bill's Shark Tank pitch. Later, parent Mr. DeLorean stops by to talk about his daughter's bullying at school and home. 

The Teachers discuss Bill's new invention, Howard's dating life and Sam's rock climbing experience. Later, student Marigold Praxyamakhoun (Kulap Vilaysack) stops by to talk about her journey of becoming a famous popstar. 

The Teachers discuss Sam's special "You Might Be a Soy Boy," The Jannys and getting on dating apps. Later, conflict mediation club director Ms. Zig (Amanda Lund) stops by to help The Teachers work through their issues. 

The Teachers break down Bill's platform for the upcoming basketball coach election. Later, parent Mrs. Glass (Rekha Shankar) confronts The Teachers about allegedly kidnapping her son from 8 to 4 pm every day.

The Teachers discuss Todd's experience with the IRS and being on Titanic 2. Later, morning radio student DJs TikTok and The Wiz (Zach Reino and Jessica McKenna) stop by to talk shop with The Teachers. 

The Teachers discuss Bill's new relationship and Todd's big announcement. Later, Hamilton's security guard Tannis Glassmore (Ayo Edebiri) stops by to talk about filming viral videos and dating a Saturday Night Live cast member. 

The Teachers discuss their new podcasts and listen to Bill's guided meditation episode. Later, substitute math teacher Gloria Daniels stops by to talk about scampi and being on So You Think You Can Dance.

The Teachers discuss their New Year's resolutions, middle finger techniques and Uncut Jims. Later, New Year's baby Wanda (Jamie Denbo) stops by to share how she's improved parties for 80 years.

The Teachers discuss South Pole Santa, Christmas traditions and their charity work this holiday season. Later, parent Tammy Pinkerton (Laci Mosley) stops by to talk about what may or may not be a pyramid scheme.

The Preachers return to discuss the biggest building in our Milky Way and how the Lord continues to work in mysterious ways. Later, they welcome sinner Dusty (Demi Adejuyigbe) to the show for their famous segment Like a Conversion.

The Teachers discuss Todd's audition for a dating show and Sam's big Black Friday haul. Later, student Braden (Mary Sasson) spends part of his detention with The Teachers to learn a few lessons.  This episode is brought to you by Casper (www.casper.com/TEACHERSLOUNGE) and National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.

The Teachers discuss Howard's lazy TV pixelation and Todd accidentally plays a very important tape. Later, American history teacher Howard Chico (Oscar Montoya) stops by to talk about being very tall and shares his audition for Smart Car.    This episode is brought to you by Lola (www.mylola.com code: TEACHERS).

The Teachers discuss Bill's scouting and scatting techniques and what the guys are thankful for this Thanksgiving. Later, substitute teacher Gym Smith (Scott Aukerman) returns to share some big news!

The Teachers discuss being in hair denial, the lunchroom protests and the new player on Hamilton's basketball team. Then James Doody Dench (Adal Rifai) stops by to share how he teaches his humilities class. 

The Teachers discuss their recent wins, losses and Todd’s upcoming worst-selling memoir. They also get ready for the global warming-themed winter formal, which is coming soon! Later, choir director Carol Grotski (Natalie Palamides) stops by to talk about the rock songs she’s writing for the Jewish play and her signature musical flourishes.    This episode is brought to you by Native deodorant (www.nativedeodorant.com code: TEACHERS).

The Teachers discuss the theme to this year's winter formal dance and Bill's vast game show history. Later, art teacher Mr. Lennon (Jon Gabrus) stops by to share how his wild military background inspires his artwork.

The Teachers discuss Todd's "original" poems, throwing a Halloween rager at Howard's place and revisit Bill's hair. Then, Mitra Jouhari stops by to talk about her new podcast Urgent Care and gives the teachers some very honest advice.

The Teachers discuss Todd's new love interest and Sam's scream therapy session. Later, sex ed teacher Amanda Dink (Jessica Jean Jardine) stops by to give The Teachers some much needed advice.    This episode is sponsored by Big Beef.    This episode is brought to you by Lola (www.mylola.com code: TEACHERS).

The Teachers discuss Howard becoming friends with cool kids and Bill's toe ring collection. Later, Greta Titelman stops by to discuss working at Intermix in high school, her prom story and they all sing Respect!   This episode is brought to you by Casper (www.casper.com/TEACHERSLOUNGE).

The Teachers discuss Todd flushing Howard down the toilet, Bill's Doubletime Show, and Sam becoming Pumpkin Spiced. Then, famous Hamilton alumnus Matty B (Matt Besser) stops by to promote his new special Pot Humor and address his issues with The Teachers. 

The Teachers listen to Howard's self-tape commercial audition and discuss side jobs. Later, Jackie Redbone (Carl Tart) stops by the studio to talk about providing lavatories for the Fall Festival. 

The Teachers discuss Howard's El Pollo Loco, share some updates on their first week back at Hamilton and heckle a ribbon cutting ceremony. Then, the guys interview their first famous person on the show -- D'Arcy Carden. D'Arcy talks about going to high school in the Bay Area, almost plays Fake First, Fake Last and does a table read of Todd's play.      This episode is brought to you by Care/of (www.takecareof.com code: TEACHERS).

After exploring several career paths, hosts Bill Cravy, Howard Levi's, Todd Padre and Sam Weatherman return to their roots at Hamilton High School. The Teachers fill in listeners on their pasts and discuss their future goals at Hamilton. Later, A.P. P.E. Teacher Original Fig (Paul F. Tompkins) stops by to discuss secret knocks, Student on Wire and takes a very special test.      This episode is brought to you by BlueChew (www.bluechew.com code: TEACHERS).

The Teacher's Lounge is coming to Earwolf September 18th! Your favorite hosts return to their roots at Hamilton High School to talk to some of your favorite and new characters. They'll also explore interviewing guests who aren't in character about their high school experiences.    Stay tuned to hear more on September 18th!

After returning from their long hike, the guys talk to camper Simon (Fran Gillespie) about his experience at Camp Idontwannabehere.

Welcome back to the Bleachers Lounge podcast, where hosts Hal Phillips, Cliff Mountains, Doug Piscoli and Home Run Henderson discuss their sons’ baseball teams.

The boys are back and they're nasty now. Plus, substitute teacher Gym Smith (Scott Aukerman) stops by the show to talk about his experiences after a life-changing incident.

The guys discuss working their up in the entertainment industry. Also, singer Matisyahu stops by the show to talk about his transformation.

The guys discuss attending the Gathering of the Juggalos festival and Meet the Farmers assembly. Later, concerned parent Pearl Henderson stops by to get some answers.

Welcome back to another episode of The Preacher's Lounge, where hosts Quintin Rush, Linsey Gold, Butch Davidson and Moshe Epstein discuss issues pertaining to the religious community surrounding Hamilton High School.

The guys discuss taking shamies, the goths and Mr. Levi's's sex life. Later, Bairee the security guard shares stories from his various jobs and has a tense conversation with the hosts.

The teachers discuss upcoming projects for the school year, shaming referees and Mr. Levi's fappening. Later, Swine High School's editor-in-chief Marley FromMarleyAndMe stops by to ask for a few comments.

Mr. Cravy works out on a full stomach, Mr Levi’s plans a radio tour to promote the school newspaper, Mr. Padre gets into competitive tickling, and Mr. Weatherman’s motivational speaking causes some third degree burns. The teachers are joined by their colleague Ms. Smuckers, who's recently had an unfortunate “accident”.