Bogart And Hansen

This time on Bogart and Hansen Dante and Ariel head way over to Staten Island NY to chat with local artist Jahtiek Long! Jah does it all- He raps, he paints, he draws, he DJ’s- and lets us in on the scenes and influences of his art and music! and yes. There will be some Wu-Tang! Meanwhile, Bogart Borges has a new house guest

Long time no listen! This time on Bogart and Hansen; Dante and Ariel sit down with the legend Zeke- known on YouTube as Zeke62Nostalgia- a legendary purveyor of American culture! Zeke goes back! Like way back. Like he has every edition of Jet, his home is virtually a museum dedicated to African American culture- you name it he’s got it! Dude has even been around durning the early days of New York’s Hip Hop scene. So strap in as Ariel and Dante go on a journey that starts with a video cassette set way down in Georgia, goes through some international military bases, and ends up on the streets of New York in the 80’s! And check out Zeke’s Youtube Channel Zeke62Nostalgia for streams of long lost programing And YES BOGART AND HANSEN IS BACK BABY!

“24 and flirty, please help out by picking up the tab. XOXO” Ever wanted to know the secrets movie theater employees keep? Internet Sensation Jason Kelly comes by and gives us the insider scoop on movie theaters, the inner workings of Buzzfeed and how to make a successful meme. Meanwhile, we go back to Hansen’s time at Lawyer, Lair and Berkowitiz.

MATT IS BACK! This time on Bogart and Hansen. Matt Miligan of the podcast 'Car Ride to Ant's " and 'You only have to listen for 300 Seconds' stops in and dishes on his work on our live action Corona Parody! Meanwhile, Perviously on Punisher... the snack snatcher strikes.

THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS UNDER ATTACK Bogart visits a dance studio; Singer Songwriter Tayia Lewis and producer Skiggy come by and talk power social media, working with Soulja Boy Tayia new EP Black, White and Love. Available October 18th on all Streaming Platforms

This time on Chopped! We take a look at the tragic backstories of our contestants as they cook for their lives! Meanwhile, Dante and Ariel are joined by Lonnie and Brittney for a hotly debated “10 Million Dollars but….” Don’t miss it!

SEASON THREE! We find out that Hansen can laugh, that most coupons expire after two years and get a Shakesperan and supernatural with Brandon Mangan! Detectives, Ghost and Shakespeare! It’s good to be back!

ROLL THE CILPS! And listen to the end to find out who is our new Facebook Follower of the month!

The people have voted! Here is the first of two bonus episodes for the summer. Ariel’s favorite moments from Season 2. Enjoy! Or don’t. We have no control over you. Or do we?

IT’S THE SEASON 2 FINALE OF BOGART AND HANSEN Y’ALL!!! With our final guests of season Allomancer! They came by so that we could premiere their brand new song The Pit, from their new album Polarizer, available everywhere June 21st. Meanwhile, Bogart needs Hansen’s help, but at what cost?

IT’S FINALLY TIME! AVENGERS! ENDGAME! DISCUSSION! SPOILERS AHEAD!

“My name is Nicky and I identify as ‘Apple’.” This time on Bogart and Hansen; Hansen goes to the bar and Borgart isn’t even in this episode! Meanwhile, Ariel and Dante are joined by Nicky and Anthony of Satyourday Radio and these two podcasting dynamic duo’s exchange coke stories, podcast success, pictures of Spider-Man and end with a haunting “10 Million Dollars but-”. Don’t miss it!

On this episode, the guys fight bureaucracy and the bourgeoisie, Harvey Finkle vs Nicholas Scratch the debate of the century, and of course, an all inclusive church comes to town.

Bogart gets a visitor. Courtney Jackson comes by and tells us EXACTLY who she is and why we should love her (cuz she is the best) and reminds us how awkward we are! Also, you guys remember Degrassi right? AND If you have ever ran out of toilet paper, you may be entitled to a cash settlement! Listen to this episode of Bogart and Hansen now for more info!

Good evening. Today we have for you a rare, never before heard, episode of the smash hit podcast Bogart and Hansen. This episode was never released for obvious reasons. Enjoy.

The Oscars were a thing and we did not host as planned! But join Ariel, Dante and JD as the talk about the hostless show, what movies won, what didn’t win and what we think should have won! Meanwhile, we catch up with ace reporter Sarah Summers (Remember her? Remember Sparkle? Remember Bloodhound?) and see what stories she is pitching next! Aye yo! settle something; What makes a sandwich a sandwich? Is it the bread or whats in-between? Permalink

Hansen did say that he can never go back to the AKC again. Meanwhile, Wendee McMoon and Kristie Keleshian stop by for some wordplay, cannoli recipes, a discussion of history and gender politics in america. Oh and there is Death and Jayden Smith thrown in there! I promise it all comes together!

Being an adult is difficult. How does one manage to maintain the balance of work and fun? We don’t know. That’s why we’re asking. First time guest Jack Thiessen A.K.A. Off Topic graced us with his presence. We talk about his new EP Fruit of the Loom and try our hardest to stay on topic. Plus we’ve revived from the depths of hell; Things No One Cares About.

Previously on West World! The guys discuss their Aquaman experience chocked full of spoilers. They also discuss Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild (we know it’s been out for a while but we just got switch’s). Also Dante really hates that no one like Bob Odenkirk as much as he does. Also please use the #bogartandhansenhosttheoscars let’s see if we can get noticed!

This time on Bogart and Hansen; Craig Thiessen comes back onto the show, and brings along fellow Filmmaker Darius Valentine. The boys discuss what movies they have seen this year and what inspired them , how Craig and Darius met and their upcoming project The Moth which you can donate to via Seed and Spark (here) and Shop Now to Fund (here). Be sure to follow Darius on instagram @suiraddynamic2187, Craig Thessisen at @_craigthiessen, Dante @Don_Alighieri and us here at Bogart and Hansen @BogartandHansen!

The boys talk about Smash Bros, which pretty much took over our lives.

Bogart has an existential crisis. Leena stops by and swaps job stories

We venture back to the 90's and revel where have we been all this time.

The Cauldron Cocaine Catcher makes a big score. Liar and Berkerowitz Lawyer up. Hot takes on the wiffle ball scene and ropes, a bat, knives, a shovel, large garbage bags, a blindfold, duct tape, bleach, and get this- a piñata. End of list.

Rose Collects. Bogart explores his local Asian cuisine. Hansen's around.

Our second bonus episode of the summer is a compilation of Dante's favorite moments.  Thats it. Nothing special.

Ariel's favorite moments. What does Ariel even like? News, Hipsters, and beer apparently.  Late episode!? We have what you are talking about! 

On the season finale of Bogart and Hansen, Ariel and Dante sit down with their good friends Allomancer. They discuss their name, their formation, and their process. Apple unveils their new iPhone, and Bogart and Hansen tackle a big question. Who is Andrew W.K.? It may be the final episode of the season but make sure you listen for what Bogart and Hansen has in store for this summer. 

Pawners Brothers! They will pawn anything! Adrian returns! Together with Dante and Ariel, the boys dive deep into the secret world of anime boxing and cutesy characters who are having a rough time. 

Bogart needs to get bailed out. Pokemon cards get appraised. and Morgan returns with some shine new pins, his store and a whole lot of catching up to do! Special shout out to the guys at You Only Have to Listen to us for 300 seconds and J.D  Fogarty for providing voice work for this episode.

Trip to GameStop goes as you expect, Joe ( @Joe_the Icon) stops by and talks about the ol' days with Ariel, and did you know that the Teen Titians rescued JFK from the moon in 2005!? 

The most ambitious cross over of all time is finally here! Ariel and Dante sit down with the guys from You only have to listen to us for 300 seconds, (holy shit thats a long title) and its as about as fun and as choatic as you expect it to be! The guys talk about how they met, how the podcast got started and fill Dante and Ariel in on the infamous "Adam has a Girlfriend" Episode. Its crazy. Meanwhile, Hansen solves a pressing mystery. Oh yeah, and every time you read a the description all the way through, corona gets its lime. 

Bogart notices something about Stevie Wonder. You ever been at a party full of white people and they pull out a Ouija board? We discuss Avengers: Infinity War, and Ariel polishes his resume.

Tickets Please! Ariel took a trip to Austin and went on a food journey, Dante crashed a private screening for a short film and became friends with the director- oh intro over! My number 46 special has arrived!

This time on Bogart and Hansen; Ariel and Dante sit down with The Coward Jason, AKA Gallo. They talk about his new album Creating Genesis, the real rife stories that inspired some of the songs and the process of making your first album. Meanwhile, Bogart tries to shake a clingy client.

Good evening. Today we have for you a rare never before heard episode of the smash hit podcast Bogart and Hansen. 

Oh my god guys, this time on Bogart and Hansen the boys talk about their newest most favorite and fabulous show! and that bitch Jessica Jones! You have to wear more than black honey!

On this episode of Bogart and Hansen; Hansen freaks out. Ariel and Dante catch up with their WMBC reporter friend, Kristie Keleshian. They discuss middle names, the cruelty of children and what its like being a reporter (Which is awesome). By the way; Any one how much a season of Breaking Bad goes for these days? I am asking for a friend.

After a year of blashing with their favorite DB heroes, Ariel and Dante give their final verdibt on Injustice 2. And Yo, what's up with bast iron skillets? My dollar store brock pot works just fine thank you very much!

You ever heard of The Party Man? Do you have an opinion on the state of women's pockets? Did you see Black Panther? For us, the answer is: Yes

On this episode of Bogart in Hansen we delve into the world of Sugar Babies. Ariel and Dante interview their very special guest Bangin' Betty, a real life Sugar Baby. She shares with them her personal experiences in the life, as well as gives us a window into the business of being a Sugar Baby. For obvious reasons her voice has been changed.

This time on Bogart and Hansen; We pick up a new sponsor, talk Oscar nominations, follow a couple of hipsters and discuss women in comics. 

This time on Bogart and Hansen; J.D (No Subtitles Necessary) comes by for a private, back room conversation exposing the secret goings on of a local gym (Lets call it Star Fitness). Meanwhile, Dante and Ariel (Wow, I do always put my name first) talk the mechanics of time travel and Nick Cage movies, a sandwich man reveals a dark truth and oh yeah! We have a new redesigned site you should check out at www. BogartandHansen.com. Oh! Did I mention we have a Facebook page too!? Like us there! Or don't. See if I give a shit.

You've might have heard little snippits and hushed whispers in the past but now, making their official podcast debut, here is Back Pocket Alimony! Dante and Ariel sit down with the band and talk Scientology, Flat Earthers, a little Kingdom Hearts and all things B.P.A (Thats Back Pocket Alimony in case you haven't been keeping up.) Including the bands soon to be released EP Outta Pocket! 

Hey girl; Its been a while. We got a new sponsor, a Star Wars discussion and the tantalizing tale of our flooded apartment for ya. So how about you wait till its quiet and you put the kids to bed and pop in this episode. We wont tell. Promise

Better late than never right? This time on Bogart and Hansen; Dante figures out what Ariel's favorite food is! Then, JD and Tyler Lynch show up for a follow up to the greatest podcast ever recorded, that you missed. The boys talk old school video games, Twin Peaks, exchange terrible North Korea jokes and try to solve the greatest mystery of all; Who is Broker?

This time on Bogart and Hansen; Ariel tries out some new wacky sound effects and is very excited about Black being picked up for a HBO series. Dante talks Pickle Rick and his long neglected pull box. There was an eclipse. And later on the boys talk Charlottesville, free speech, and Insecure. There is also rapping and singing involved. 

This time on Bogart and Hansen; Dante and Lonnie have some one on one time (DON'T TELL ARIEL!) and to discus anime, rap and make each other laugh. It's a good time.

This time on Bogart and Hansen; Only one can unite the likes of Dante, Ariel, Lonnie and Brittney (the guru) for an impromptu music discussion. And his name is Kayne.  Meanwhile, Bogart and Hansen track down an imposter!

This time on Bogart and Hansen; Dante and Ariel are joined by their friend local director Craig Thessian. The three wonder weather its better to live as Micheal Bay or Picasio, make some movie confession and talk about Sync; Criags first feature film and stars Ariel! Check it out on Youtube for free at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evw7KREmRco

In this action packed, high octane episode; Dante and Ariel pick up a dubious new sponsor, try to remember Paul Newman, exchange some cultural upbringing. And go under the hood to discuss Cars 3 and Baby Driver (MAJOR SPOILERS)