Bohemian Galaxy

Plagued by strange memories, the gang takes an unexpected turn when they find themselves back inside the Matrix–I mean waltzing straight into the evil wizard Norix' territory.

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*To get new episodes of Atlas Stellarum as soon as they are released, subscribe to RRPXP wherever you download podcasts* Do you wanna see a dead body? This episode, the crew gets Barbecued.

*To get new episodes of Atlas Stellarum as soon as they are released, be sure to subscribe to RRPXP wherever you listen to podcasts.* The gang does not gain an awesome new A.I. crewmate no matter what they say.

*To get new episodes of Atlas Stellarum as soon as they are released, be sure to visit RRPXP.com or subscribe to RRPXP wherever you download podcasts* In this episode, our heroes come to a tragic, mid-combat realization: the airship they're travelling in doesn't have a Veranda Module installed!

Having narrowly escaped through the portal, the gang continues to flirt with disaster as they are immediately picked up by local forces–it seems someone on this world has been expecting them.

*To Get New Episodes of Atlas Stellarum as soon as they are released, go to RRPXP.com or subscribe to RRPXP wherever you listen to podcasts* The crew locks horns with a mighty moose of mythic mass, but is this behemoth just a bump in the road as the mysteries deepen? Once more, into the breach!

Finally the crew arrives at their objective, the dormant portal, only to find it infested with infected wildlife. It seems like it'll be a turkey shoot… but who's the turkey!?

In which the crew is pitted in a knockdown, drag out fight for control of the third secret space station to appear in this story (so far).

The gang heads into town where their problems quickly mushroom. A bizarre sickness has infected the townsfolk, the source of which points towards the new portal. Closing in on the portal and the missing robot scout, not everyone will make it through unscathed.

GM Drew introduces the world of Atlas Stellarum and the Gateway Consortium. Mercurio (TJ), Laniakea (Travis), Orion (Kelly), Captain XO (Justin) and his faithful horn dog Chocolates, are out to find a robot scout that went missing after signaling the discovery of a portal network that may lead to an unexplored sector of the galaxy.

In which the crew hosts a hot dog slumber party and considers the differences between Jeffrey Tubes and Geoffrey Tubes, while Amadeus falls ass backwards into a stunning realization about the meaning of life.

Reports of our demise have been greatly exaggerated!  Reports of our sexual prowess are 100% accurate.

In which everything is fine…or is it!?  It is not.

After an unconscionably long and totally unplanned hiatus, we’re back with the conclusion of our Goblinville Interlude! After defeating a single mother in hand to hand combat, our band of Goblin scavengers proceed to Mirror Hill in search of their lost boss. Diggle and Scrillex set the town on fire while Gorefat and Stabby try … Continue reading "Interlude: Goblinville II"

In which we meet our heroes: Diggle, Stabby, Scrillex, and Gorefat as they set out in search of the most precious treasure of all… a boss to tell them what to do!

In which everything comes to a satisfying conclusion for the nominal protectors of Ellensburg (OR DOES IT!?)

In which the protectors of the Hallow use too many spells to track down the source of the monstrosities preying on the good people of Ellensburg.  Hogarth lets the magic go to his head…and his penis!

In which Duskwall’s newest criminal organization drugs innocent people and themselves for no discernible reason.  Enjoy!

In which things come to a head!

In which Barney takes it to the hole, John has a ball, and Sully gives an alien monster The Bird.

In which preparations are made for a final confrontation.

In which the Mayfly takes on some unexpected house guests, Sully opens up, and  Amadeus can’t hold it in.

In which the mysteries of the universe are revealed.

In which old acquaintances are renewed and Amadeus is confronted by the gravity of the situation.

In which some unexpected guests drop by the Underbelly, Amadeus acquires some cutting edge technology, and Barney samples the local fare.

In which J0rBis assumes too much, Barney lays an intricate plan, and Sully says a farewell to arm.

In which Barney shakes his groove thing, John cashes in, and Sully cashes…out!?

In which the crew heads to New Capetown Station to shop, gamble, and maybe get killed?

In which Sully tries to get some answers, while Amadeus gets reacquainted with the tools of the trade and Barney sucks all the oxygen out of the room.   The Galaxy’s Most Dangerous Door

In which the boys make good on their agreement with Eustace Batch, spend some quality time together, and find some “shocking” deals in the Pleione gift shop.

In order to save Jeremy and protect the good people of Ellensberg from this mysterious creature, Grandpa Whimsy will have to find the magic within…the barrel of a gun!

In which we indulge in magical shenanigans.

Well, them Mayfly boys have got themselves in quite a pickle.  Can they get out of Paris before a battle breaks out?  Should they trust these mysterious newcomers?  What is the nature of the rod and its otherworldly power? Here there be answers!

In which the fellows make a daring escape and make some new…friends?

A desperate flight from danger and a tragic parting.

In which the mystery takes an unusual turn, Barney takes his turn…on the dance floor, and some unexpected guests drop in!

In which Sweet Jumps are made, John gets the lay of the land, and Sully gets heavy.

In which Amadeus finds yet another reason to curse his father’s poor parenting, and an unknown party takes an interest in the boys.

In which we take a break from Sci-Fi action and hot noods to punch ghosts and burn patchouli.

In which sharks are jumped, France falls to pieces, minds are blown, and Travis gets doxxed (unless I remembered to delete that part).

In which Amadeus pines for the childhood he never had…and it’s hilarious!

In which Amadeus loses his nerve, John tries his luck, and Barney flashes a bunch of dudes.

In which more is revealed about the mysterious kidnappers, Barney plays the stumblebum, and I get everyone’s names confused (repeatedly).

In which Amadeus takes one for the team, Barney hears the call of destiny, and Sully reaps a gruesome harvest.

In which Amadeus has an episode, Barney commits to the bit, and Case shows Sully how it’s done.

In which Amadeus holds forth on topics outside his ken, Barney confounds…everyone, and Sully learns the true meaning of Kaiju.

In which the crew runs the gauntlet, Sully gets his ticket to the gun show, and the GM reveals his own glaring shortcomings.

In which crabs crabs crabs crabs crabs crabs crabs crabs crabs crabs crabs crabs crabs crabs crabs.

In which Sully makes a deal, John runs the table, and Droopy Dog gets one year closer to death.

In which John is confronted by his own inadequacies, Sully does some fast talking, and Rusty Wallace takes his spot in the limelight.