BUG RADIO

Cummings is out of the woodwork and so are we. Join us for a one-off session by the Thames. 

Rudolf the super smart bug. Dressing up cats as family members. When is a lie a good lie? Beware the Krampus. Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

Christmas is cancelled and not because of a woke mob or Shariah law. Mutant strain is not the full story. Our government will never stop bullshitting us. Some consolations.  Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

Rules that might as well be written in hieroglyphics. New surveillance powers set alarm bells ringing. Shine comes off Dishy Swoonak. Military confrontation with France over fish. Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

Celebrities getting vaccinated live on air in gameshow format. The resistance has resorted to tambourines. Fans return to football and ruin it. The Scottish guide to bug etiquette.  Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

National lockdown ends in tiers. The ethics and logistics of a moron ban. Wuhan walrus show. Villains of the week featuring Sir Philip Green. Is communism the bug's kryptonite? Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

Government negotiates WW1-style Christmas truce with the virus. Our guest from the bug capital of America says Disney on Ice will go ahead. Trump sells out supporters with veiled concession. Have the deep state got to him too? Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

Edible antibodies raise fears of possible zombie situation. "More people may die" predicts Joe 'the oracle' Biden. Government ditches Cummings, gives juicy contracts to its friends. Why the printing press spelled trouble for witches.    Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

Do any Republicans have the bottle to go round Trump's house, stick the kettle on, and tell him the show's over? Who's side are the military on, and should we arm the moderates? Eggheads announce bug cure but the timing is curious. Flower baskets cause unrest in Zone 4.    Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

The new president is...Captain Tom Moore??!? Britain back under house arrest. Nigel Farage finds new Army of the Damned. Sheffield ravers undeterred by fines. Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

Joe Biden's Soviet masterplan. Bug skeptics step up surveillance of test centres. Government has football pie all over its face. Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

Andy Burnham can surely expect an MBE. Dodgy vaxx to boost anti vaxx? Embracing the spirit of Scandinavia for a winter outdoors. Plague tips from history.  Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

Destination shit creek but how did we get here? After a taste of freedom are we about to give it up?  Is there anything that is not run by Serco? Here to puncture the rising dread it's the second wave of Bug Radio. Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

Season One finale looks back at the shocks and scandals, the farce and drama, the angels and demons that have shaped this unique moment in history, and asks what comes next. Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

China's hearts and minds game has come a long way from panda diplomacy. Can we trust the claims of sex fiend Professor Neil Ferguson? Restaurants with obstacles to interaction: brilliant. Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams.   

The police are bastards and the bug's not much better. State of the plague: are we seeing it off or vice versa? Nudists enjoy surprise revival. The brandwagon is getting crowded. Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

The government think we're idiots but are they wrong? Rats turn to cannibalism. Face recognition companies advance new ruse. Thrilled to see Michael Rosen on the mend. Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

Shady experiments on the Isle of Wight - Rap legend @jambaxtersmb is marooned in Mexico but making the best of it - Shaking hands through a glory hole - Is Piers Morgan beginning to repay his enormous debt to society? Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

Garden centres to revitalise the rave scene? Societal breakdown when the soaps run out, says nation's favourite TV critic Ellen E Jones. Is the bug in league with the lycra lobby aka Big Cycling? A new horror from Boston Dynamics. Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

Paper review features Sunday Sport and Fortean Times. Is the Batman franchise finished? Weeping rivers for Airbnb 'entrepreneurs'. Yelling at boats is not essential work, Nigel Farage. Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

Crimelords switch it up for the plague era, says our underworld correspondent. Is it time to wear Halloween costumes every day? Return of the curtain twitchers: rural edition. Can I have a robot dog? Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

Are haunted houses now necessary to enforce the lockdown? Alex Jones the establishment mascot. Can you really have a party on the Internet? Richard Branson challenges Martin Shkreli for the rat king crown. Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

Will Boris Johnson's gratitude to the NHS last longer than his promises to it? How fire bellied toads are tapping into a black market for crickets. Our man on the street says the bug means new opportunities for the homeless. And Donald Trump has a go at sweet talking the plague. Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

The bug takes a shot at the PM but appears to have missed. Why are tigers in New York using 5G? If this is our WW2 - are sunbathers the enemy? And have we played the Queen card too soon? Find out here.  Listen and then follow us for tweets and instant grams. 

We're bored, terrified, and confused. But we don't want the bug to know that. This week we're all about conspiracies, curtain twitchers, Jeff Bezos, Joe Wicks and Corbyn. Put it on, and leave it on.