Cinema Eulogies

Happy New Year, Creatures of the Night! Welcome to our first review of 2020! Tonight’s episode brings the crew back to gush over Joaquin Phoenix, Taxi Driver, Bernie Goetz, and NYC in the late 80’s! Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemaeulogies/support

Welcome to our Doctor Sleep episode! Listen to us tackle the toughest topics like redemption, fighting off the ghosts from your past, and the perils of Ant's appetite as it tries to coexist with fancy cuisine. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemaeulogies/support

G and Ant discuss the perils of slam dancing, wooden hammers, old age, car exhausts, and taking your dick out in places you shouldn’t. Enjoy our deep dive into Arie Aster’s film, Midsommar! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemaeulogies/support

Club Derry has everything: Murderous clowns, black metal slushees, breakfast nachos, mullets, switchblades, and that thing of like when your friend's head turns into a spider and tries to latch onto your face. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemaeulogies/support

Old vs New. The crew debates if Lithgow's Judd is a dud, if we are better off without a new Zelda, and if dead is actually better. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemaeulogies/support

G & Ant talk about the new Doctor Sleep trailer that just dropped! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemaeulogies/support

Ant & G review the It: Chapter 2 trailer! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemaeulogies/support

Hey hey creatures of the night!  Here's our latest JAHS episode before we change over to CINEMA EULOGIES! Check it out as G, Joe, and Ant break down Luca Guadagnino’s Suspiria and fight to the death for the honor of Thom Yorke

What’s up this is Ant dropping a lunchtime trailer review for Pet Sematary 2! Also stay tuned as JAHS will be dropping our review of the 3 Mother films from Dario Argento as well as Luca Guadadigno’s remake of Suspiria! Enjoy, Ghouls!!

Welcome to our Xmas episode!  The JAHS crew has a merry ol' time breaking down the house that Lars built with our Yuletide analysis of his newest film, "The House that Jack Built."  We made a list, checked it twice, cracked open the eggnog and dashed through our favorite holiday horror flicks. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemaeulogies/support

Welcome to Episode 11 aka Ant & Gee bitch and complain about demons taking elevators. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemaeulogies/support

Welcome to our 10th episode! In it, Joe enlightens us on his recent movie going with his reviews of Inside, Martyrs, and The Predator. Battle lines are drawn, marriages are tested, and alliances are formed as the 3 of us discuss Halloween 18. If you like the episode, please comment, rate, and review us on your favorite podcast platform! Stay spooky kids! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemaeulogies/support

We‘re back! G, Ant and Joe spew nonsensical ramblings on a variety of topics from Terrifier to James Wan’s potential remake, Train to Busan. On the topic of the James Wan universe the staff of JAHS expresses our collective disappointment in The Nun. G and Ant were out and about and took in the short horror film festival at Coney Island’s Sideshow By the Seashore. We also took in a demon triple feature with the films Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight, Night of the Demons, and 976-EVIL!!!! Come in and have a listen! ☠️

Welcoming our newest member of the team, our 11-year old cousin Audrey! In this episode, we discuss everything from posers to Nightmare Before Christmas to AC/DC t-shirts to Hocus Pocus to our fav spooky tunes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemaeulogies/support

Hey guys it’s Ant with my trailer review for The Possession of Hannah Grace. Check out the trailer then check out my review. I have a feeling this’ll be a good one. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemaeulogies/support

Hey guys check out Ant’s review of the trailer for the Pet Sematary remake!

It’s finally here! G, Joe, and Ant are proud to present our remakes episode! A lot of blood, sweat, and phlegm went into making this, I think it’s our crowning achievement and I’m so proud of this, it just may be my fave. So, dim the lights, light those candles, grab your drink of choice, smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em, and listen as the JAHS team rips and claws through some of our favorite horror films such as IT, Invaders From Mars, The Fly, Carrie, Night of The Living Dead, Maniac, Halloween, The Blob, and Evil Dead! We had a blast making it, we hope you love listening to it!

We’re back! G and I have such sights to show you...I mean..we have so many things to talk about, like how we saw Friday the 13th 6 and 7....IN A THEATER!! We also just wanna bitch about The VVitch. We hope you like

Good evening ghouls and ghosts! JAHS is back with Episode 5: Don’t Be A Stranger! In this week’s episode G and Ant dig into the ‘08 slasher thriller, The Strangers, as well as the sequel that’s been 10 years in the making, Strangers: Prey At Night! G rounds out the episode with her review of the ‘18 psycho drama, Unsane! Check it out and let us know what you think! Thanks for the support

So, we planned to cover a lot of stuff in Episode 4, we ended up scrapping the entire ep after witnessing one of the scariest films either one of us has seen in a long time! Of course we're talking about the 2018 film, Hereditary! This film will royally mess your head up! Enjoy!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemaeulogies/support

Reunited, and it feels sooooo good! Join us as we talk about some of our favorite sequels with our very special guest, Joe! We cover everything from The Devil’s Rejects, Exorcist III, The Human Centipede franchise, Wolf Creek 2, Return of the Living Dead 2, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. We even manage to squeeze in time to talk steaks, trailers, Tutti-fuckin’ Frutti ice cream, and black cherry jello! If you have Spotify or Apple Music stick around after the exit music for our tribute to Joey! Thanks, and enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemaeulogies/support

Welcome back to our second installment of Just Another Horror Show! In this episode we tiptoe oh so quietly through our review of A Quiet Place, starring Emily Blunt and John Krasinski! Steven, this one's for you, we wish you were here! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemaeulogies/support

Weeee’re heeeere! In our very first episode we introduce ourselves to the horror community by discussing our first experiences with the horror genre, American Werewolf In London and Scream! We also delve into the world of ghosts with the feature film Ghost Stories! Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemaeulogies/support