Crown Jewels

Trigger warning for intense action sequences, glitched audio, references to past domestic abuse (drug use, trauma bonding between a parent and child, Munchausen's by proxy, neglect) Bilal and Lee try to escape, while Heer, Nazzy, and Altaf struggle to find them. Find us on social media! Twitter: @crownjewelspod Website: https://crownjewelspod.carrd.co Transcripts available at https://tinyurl.com/crownjewelstranscripts Cast and Crew INIGO SHERWANI, the Showrunner and on Writing ELI RAMOS on Supervision, Writing, and Sound Editing EASTGATE as HEER KAZAN SETH TIMPLE as ALTAF MIRZA DEVIN NISSAN as NAZZY KAZAN JACQUELINE MCKERNAN as BILAL KAZAN RICA SANTOS as LEE QUINCY WISSALL HOMAYUN as ELENA QUINCY JULIAN DAILEY as CAGNEY JUSTIN SAINT as RHYS QUETZAL K. RODRIGUEZ as NINA Additional voices provided by Eli Ramos, Inigo Sherwani, and Audrey Pham. Thanks to Lucas, Christine, Ferris, Ezra Lee Buck, Chris Magilton, Audrey Pham, Yan, Joshua Hazeghazam, Seth Timple, Inigo Sherwani, Kyla Worrell, Tyler Jay, Everett Noir, James P. Olson, Jason Bolen, Jackie, resa chiic, and Miriam Brown, our patrons for Aster Podcasting Network. Attributions for sound effects and music Music Beseger by Q Avraham Collidescope by DSTechnician Please Leave a Message after the Yeep by Q Avraham Witches Love Cake by Q Avraham Slow Suspense by Ashot Danielyan Moon Light by Dream-Protocol Cinema Rhythms - Slow Driver 01 by Samuel F. Johanns Blight by DSTechnician Cinema Rhythms - Driver 02 by Samuel F. Johanns Full Circle by Dream-Protocol From freesound.org “office » Air Conditioner intake” by MattRuthSound (https://freesound.org/people/MattRuthSound/sounds/394744/) “Footsteps - Tiles » Footsteps-Tile-Jump-05-Land.wav” by DWOBoyle (https://freesound.org/people/DWOBoyle/sounds/458275/) “SFX Library » Rolling Office Chair.wav” by Student023 (https://freesound.org/people/Student023/sounds/445601/) “UK Dialing "Ringing" Tone” by AdamWeeden (https://freesound.org/people/AdamWeeden/sounds/163637/) “big-gate-close.wav” by newagesoup (https://freesound.org/people/newagesoup/sounds/339369/) “A lot of circuit breakers.With reverb of a large room(mltprcssng).wav” by newlocknew (https://freesound.org/people/newlocknew/sounds/555769/) “Zip Tie.mp3” by jdminny (https://freesound.org/people/jdminny/sounds/655012/) “Chair Sitting 2” by freqman (https://freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/25925/) “Real World Sounds » Impacts, Scrapes, Falling Box Of Stuff” by ryanconway (https://freesound.org/people/ryanconway/sounds/260745/) “Foil Wrapping Unwrap” by CUeckermann (https://freesound.org/people/CUeckermann/sounds/444807/) “Plastic Chips Wrapper” by RuonVNiekerk (https://freesound.org/people/RuonVNiekerk/sounds/327910/) “NewsJingle-Intro.flac” by copyc4t (https://freesound.org/people/copyc4t/sounds/218372/) “Flipping Through Notebook.wav” by sportygurl137 (https://freesound.org/people/sportygurl37/sounds/120217/) “Iphone Texting” by MATRIXXX_ (https://freesound.org/people/MATRIXXX_/sounds/506962/) “stone_on_stone » stone_on_stone_dragging1.aif” by thanvannispen (https://freesound.org/people/thanvannispen/sounds/29987/) “Monotron-Duo 20130303A » Subosc+Saro_002.wav” by AlienXXX (https://freesound.org/people/AlienXXX/sounds/180385/) “Chair Sitting 5” by FreqMan(https://freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/25928/) “Heavy Impacts” by RICHERlandTV (https://freesound.org/people/RICHERlandTV/sounds/232358/) “Electric wooshes » neon_light_03.wav” by Glaneur de sons (https://freesound.org/people/Glaneur%20de%20sons/sounds/104961) “Garage Door Handle Pull” by Ev-Dawg (https://freesound.org/people/Ev-Dawg/sounds/344942/) “CarDoorOpenClose3.wav” by Phenoxy (https://freesound.org/people/phenoxy/sounds/195448/) From Zapsplat.com Designed drone, subtle, airy and dark, abandoned and desolate Drone, Loud Slightly Industrial Rumbling Hiss Body punch, clothing, jacket impact 1 - 7 A mid heavy body fall. Stomach gurgle 1 Cleaning a pane of glass, slow sequence, rub and squeak 2 Person eating toast, crunch and chew Software or app voip call ringtone, ringing, digital 4 Footsteps Male - Boots Lino Brisk Mobile Phone Vibrate 2 Short Bursts Food packet items, boxes, tin cans etc fall from kitchen shelf 5 Metal Locker Open Close Creaks Slow Groan (kyles) Food packet items, boxes, tin cans etc fall from kitchen shelf 1 Jump, land on ground, shoes on concrete 1 Designed Fist Punch, Thump, Hit, Impact, Without Vocal 1 - 3 IMPACT BODY FALL Concrete Leather_ 2 Hospital metal security door close. Version 1 Emergency, police car siren sounding, close and clean 3 Body fall on concrete with the sound of leather Cellphone Smart Screen Button Press Click Feedback 02 Fairy dust, sprinkle, twinkle, sparkle, high pitched bell tree effect Person get up from fabric sofa

After the events at the fair, the Kazans try to get back to normal. Trigger warning for sexual language, injury, and mentions of death. Find us on social media! Twitter: @crownjewelspod Website: https://crownjewelspod.carrd.co Transcripts available at https://tinyurl.com/crownjewelstranscripts Cast and Crew INIGO SHERWANI, the Showrunner and on Writing ELI RAMOS on Supervision, Writing, and Sound Editing Q AVRAHAM on Music EASTGATE as HEER KAZAN SETH TIMPLE as ALTAF MIRZA DEVIN NISSAN as NAZZY KAZAN JACQUELINE MCKERNAN as BILAL KAZAN RICA SANTOS as LEE QUINCY NICOLE TUTTLE as ELENA QUINCY JULIAN DAILEY as CAGNEY JUSTIN SAINT as RHYS Additional voices provided by Eli Ramos. Thanks to Lucas, Ferris, Ezra Lee Buck, Chris Magilton, Audrey Pham, Yan, Joshua Hazeghazam, Eliseo Ramos, Cole Gordon, Seth Timple, Calliope Monroe, Inigo Sherwani, Heather Granger, Psy13, Kyla Worrell, Tyler Jay, Ma Cristina, and Bridget and Bun, our patrons for Aster Podcasting Network. (patreon.com/mxeliramos) Attributions for sound effects and music From freesound.org “Door Slam” by viznoman (https://freesound.org/people/viznoman/sounds/267306/)) “Reaching Into Laptop Bag Case Deep pocket.wav” by Coral_Island_Studios (https://freesound.org/people/Coral_Island_Studios/sounds/348210/)) “Metal Pan Crashes” by Nothayama (https://freesound.org/people/nothayama/sounds/172497/)) “Ambiences » Kitchen Roomtone, A” by Moulaythami (https://freesound.org/people/Moulaythami/sounds/530620/)) “crowd terrasse.wav” by JFBSAUVE (https://freesound.org/people/JFBSAUVE/sounds/19773/)) “Page_turn.wav” by hollowriku (https://freesound.org/people/HollowRiku/sounds/146780/)) “sound_design_excerpts » Janitor's Bedroom Ambience” by Tomlija (https://freesound.org/people/Tomlija/sounds/173273/)) From Zapsplat.com Footsteps Female - Wedges Wood Run Footsteps Female - Wedges Wood Slow Arm, leg or other limb rest, down on leather couch with a creaking of the leather 1 Thick coat, jacket, arm, sleeve movement 1 Arm, leg or other limb rest, down on leather couch with a creaking of the leather 3 Chair sofa person sit down soft cushioned Steampunk machine operating, clicks and beeps, malfunction, break down 2 Put Book on Shelf 13 Fist Punch NoVocal_02 Metal wind chime short ring 4 Mobile Phone Vibrate 2 Short Bursts Door Heavy Wood Open Close Boys sneaker, single footstep on concrete 1 - 6 Cellphone Smart Screen Button Press Click Feedback 02 Software or app voip call ringtone, ringing, digital 4 Impact - Body punch, clothing, jacket impact 4 Ringtone, smartphone, high pitched and musical Music "beseger", "please leave a message after the yeep", and "witches love cake" by Q Avraham. “Slow and Low” by Diff_Style “Lived Years” by SergeQuadrado “Dark Street - Dark Ambient Soundscape” by Dream-Protocol

Well, a little over a year, but you get the point! Eli Ramos here--I had the pleasure of interviewing Inigo about Crown Jewels: their inspirations, challenges, and favorite parts of creating the show, among other things! Listen to us gush about the actors, do impressions of Altaf, and talk about the future of Crown Jewels post-hiatus! If you heard this on Patreon, we thank you for your support! If you're hearing this for the first time here, why not take a look at our Patreon at patreon.com/mxeliramos?

The Kazans close in on Altaf, while unknown forces begin to close in on all of them. Trigger warning for kidnapping and hostage situations, stalking, explosives, physical violence, character injury, and death. Find us on social media! Twitter: @crownjewelspod Website: https://crownjewelspod.carrd.co Transcripts available at https://tinyurl.com/crownjewelstranscripts Cast and Crew INIGO SHERWANI, the Showrunner and on Writing ELI RAMOS on Supervision, Writing, and Sound Editing Q AVRAHAM on Music ANJALI KUNAPANENI as HEER KAZAN SETH TIMPLE as ALTAF MIRZA DEVIN NISSAN as NAZZY KAZAN JACQUELINE MCKERNAN as BILAL KAZAN RICA SANTOS as LEE QUINCY NICOLE TUTTLE as ELENA QUINCY Q AVRAHAM as ISAAC BERK JULIAN DAILEY as CAGNEY JUSTIN SAINT as RHYS Additional voices provided by Eli Ramos. Thanks to Lucas, Ferris, Ezra Lee Buck, Chris Magilton, Audrey Pham, Yan, Joshua Hazeghazam, Eliseo Ramos, Cole Gordon, Seth Timple, Calliope Monroe, Aidan Bainso, Inigo Sherwani, Heather Granger, Psy13, Kyla Worrell, Tyler Jay, and Ma Cristina, our patrons for Aster Podcasting Network. (patreon.com/mxeliramos) Attributions for sound effects and music From Freesound.org “Crunch & Crack » Knuckle Cracking Long” by Clearwavsound (https://freesound.org/people/Clearwavsound/sounds/524611/)) “seagulls” by eelke (https://freesound.org/people/Eelke/sounds/144835/)) “Lockdown Sounds » Frying Eggs” by JaimeLopes (https://freesound.org/people/JaimeLopes/sounds/516891/)) “Auditorium » Dragging a table.wav” by dmadridp (https://freesound.org/people/dmadridp/sounds/233436/)) “Cell Phone » Cell phone vibration - short pulses” by MrAuralization (https://freesound.org/people/MrAuralization/sounds/256159/)) “WOODEN DOORS » Doors, glass door, frame door, open, close, reverb, door creaking.wav” by SkySoundLibrary (https://freesound.org/people/SkySoundLibrary/sounds/584855/)) “Letter Box” by qubodup (https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/216571/)) “Drawers » Steel Drawers_02” by MattRuthSound (https://freesound.org/people/MattRuthSound/sounds/550407/)) “Ticking_Timer_30_Sec.wav” by MATRIXXX_ (https://freesound.org/people/MATRIXXX_/sounds/487726/)) “iPhone_Texting.wav” by MATRIXXX_ (https://freesound.org/people/MATRIXXX_/sounds/506962/)) “Ringing sounds » Incoming call - Clavi ringtone sound” by pogmothoin (https://freesound.org/people/pogmothoin/sounds/351285/)) “Drawers » Steel Drawers_06” by MattRuthSound (https://freesound.org/people/MattRuthSound/sounds/550411/)) “Tumbleweed_Impact_001.wav” by duckduckpony (https://freesound.org/people/duckduckpony/sounds/204028/)) “Weapons » Weapons_GunUnHolster.wav” by duckduckpony (https://freesound.org/people/duckduckpony/sounds/204043/)) “candy wrapper » candy wrapper crinkle E.wav” by volivieri (https://freesound.org/people/volivieri/sounds/37170/)) “noises and synth » cable tie.wav” by THE_bizniss (https://freesound.org/people/THE_bizniss/sounds/39318/)) “street musicians » barrel organ from 1 meter.wav” by klankbeeld (https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/sounds/202334/)) From Zapsplat.com Chair Sofa Person Sit Down Springs 01 Single footstep, gentle, high heel on concrete, pavement Body punch, clothing, jacket impact 1, 4, 5, 7 Fist Punch No Vocal 02 Knife Blade Draw 04 IMPACT_BODY_FALL_Concrete_Leather_03 High Heels - Single Footstep on Concrete 1 and 3 Footsteps Female - Wedges Wood Slow Footsteps Female - Wedges Wood Run Footsteps Male - Boots Concrete Regular 01 Footsteps Male - Boots Concrete Regular 02 Footsteps Male - Boots Lino Run Thick Heels Wood Slow 01 Wood Frame Old Fashioned Open Fire Burning Human Body Fall Hard Thud 01 Boys sneaker single footstep on concrete 1 - 6 Chair sofa person sit down soft cushioned IMPACT_BODY_FALL_Concrete_Leather_02 IMPACT_BODY_FALL_Concrete_Leather_03 (Zapsplat).mp3 MUSIC "beseger", "please leave a message after the yeep", and "i was alone then i wasn't" by Q Avraham. Action Suspense by Caffeine Creek Band Past Tense by Savfk | https://www.youtube.com/savfkmusic Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ The last october day by Markforest Tu nas pas de non by Monplaisir Being Delicate by Glitch | https://soundcloud.com/glitch Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US Suspence Cinematic Music Effect by alexcardozomusic Night City Drive (Loopable) by GioleleFazzeri A Fight You Can't Win by Purely Grey | https://soundcloud.com/purelygrey Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US Machine Talk by George-Sundancer Variatio 21 Canone alla Settima by Kimiko Ishizaka Soft Rain - Delicate Piano Music by Julius H

On his own, Altaf makes a new friend as the rest of the Kazans are desperately looking for him. Find us on social media! Twitter: @crownjewelspod Website: https://crownjewelspod.carrd.co Transcripts available at https://tinyurl.com/crownjewelstranscripts Cast and Crew INIGO SHERWANI, the Showrunner and on Writing ELI RAMOS on Supervision and Sound Editing Q AVRAHAM on Music ANJALI KUNAPANENI as HEER KAZAN SETH TIMPLE as ALTAF MIRZA DEVIN NISSAN as NAZZY KAZAN JACQUELINE MCKERNAN as BILAL KAZAN RICA SANTOS as LEE QUINCY NICOLE TUTTLE as ELENA QUINCY Q AVRAHAM as THE EMPLOYEE Additional voices provided by Tigo Castillo, Tyler Jay, Eli Ramos, Skelle, Chaitrika Budamagunta, and Inigo Sherwani. Thanks to Lucas, Ferris, Fran Carr, Ezra Lee Buck, Mildred Ramos, Chris Magilton, Audrey Pham, Yansa, Joshua Hazeghazam, Eliseo Ramos, Cole Gordon, Seth Timple, Calliope Monroe, Aidan Bainso, Inigo Sherwani, Heather Granger, Psy13, and Kyla Worrell, our patrons for Aster Podcasting Network. (patreon.com/mxeliramos) Attributions for sound effects and music Zapsplat Bunch of keys pick up from cardboard box Door, abandoned house, old wooden wardrobe, middle door, key lock and unlock various intensities and speeds Footsteps on wooden floor, floorboards Bus journey, internal perspective, UK 1 Person swallows, gulp, drinking Syringe squirt liquid out into air, short and fast. Version 1 Stylus pen tap on phone or tablet screen Single click, screen press on smart phone 2 Charles Daly, CD, FTAW, shotgun, pump action, 12 gauge, unlock action Train station subway (Zapsplat) Janitor's Bedroom (tomlija) Ceramic dish, plate, drop on ground and smash, break 1 Single footstep, gentle, high heel on concrete, pavement 1 Single footstep, gentle, high heel on concrete, pavement 3 Aftermath of a thunderstorm, light rain and drips, distant rumbles of thunder Child stair gate hinge squeak and creak 3 Child stair gate hinge squeak and creak 4 Fast whoosh or swipe into glass smash. Version 2 Body hit, impact with baseball bat or other similar club, hard whack with a crack and crunch sound Impact on wooden desk, items on desk rattle 2 Impact, several medium sized pieces of wood drop, collapse Wooden driveway gate impact 1 Horror riser, discordant church organ style Designed riser production element, mid frequency, fear, horror, dark and sinister Horror, slow tension building riser leading into a massive menacing, haunting and chilling atmosphere Freesound "Footsteps, Concrete A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org (freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/336598/) Music "beseger", "witches love cake", "you seem pretty neat", and "please leave a message after the yeep" by Q Avraham. Feel The Love by Peyruis | https://soundcloud.com/peyruis Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US Sign by Naoya Sakamata | https://soundcloud.com/naoya-sakamata/sign-dark-piano-music-naoya-sakamata Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US

Nazzy and Bilal figure out how to deal with the man, the myth, and the extremely finicky ex-CEO Altaf. Find us on social media! Twitter: @crownjewelspod Website: https://crownjewelspod.carrd.co Transcripts available at https://tinyurl.com/crownjewelstranscripts Cast and Crew INIGO SHERWANI, the Showrunner and on Writing ELI RAMOS on Supervision and Sound Editing BRAD COLBROOCK on Sound Editing Q AVRAHAM on Music ANJALI KUNAPANENI as HEER KAZAN SETH TIMPLE as ALTAF MIRZA DEVIN NISSAN as NAZZY KAZAN JACQUELINE MCKERNAN as BILAL KAZAN Thanks to Lucas, Ferris, Fran Carr, Ezra Lee Buck, Mildred Ramos, Chris Magilton, Audrey Pham, Yansa, Joshua Hazeghazam, Eliseo Ramos, and Cole Gordon, our patrons for Aster Podcasting Network. (patreon.com/mxeliramos) Attributions for sound effects and music Zapsplat Hand hit, slap wooden table 4 Bass, Pulse, LFE, Horror, Spooky, Seamless Loop, Tension, Suspense Cinematic hit, hard, tense, suspense with a droning tail Chair sofa person sit down soft cushioned Freesound "News End Signature.wav" by mansardian (https://freesound.org/people/mansardian/sounds/61322/) "Tuning AM radio" by CGEffex (https://freesound.org/people/CGEffex/sounds/98338/) Music An (Second) by So I'm An Islander | https://soimanislander.bandcamp.com Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US A Song I Recorded For A Friend by Artificial.Music | https://soundcloud.com/artificial-music Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US

Heer deals with a “sick” Lee at work, all while trying not to drown in their past. Find us on social media! Twitter: @crownjewelspod Website: https://crownjewelspod.carrd.co Cast and Crew INIGO SHERWANI, the Showrunner and on Writing ELI RAMOS on Supervision BRAD COLBROOCK on Sound Editing Q AVRAHAM on Music ANJALI KUNAPANENI as HEER KAZAN SETH TIMPLE as ALTAF MIRZA DEVIN NISSAN as NAZZY KAZAN JACQUELINE MCKERNAN as BILAL KAZAN NICOLE TUTTLE as ELENA QUINCY RICA SANTOS as LEE QUINCY

After several years on the run, Heer, Bilal and Nazzy's easy days are over as two surprises come around and turn life upside down. Trigger warnings: Drugs, alcohol, emetophobia, and sexual language. Transcripts can be found here: https://tinyurl.com/crownjewelstranscripts Find us on social media! Twitter: @crownjewelspod Website: https://crownjewelspod.carrd.co Cast and Crew INIGO SHERWANI, the Showrunner and on Writing ELI RAMOS on Supervision BRAD COLBROOCK on Sound Editing Q AVRAHAM on Music ANJALI KUNAPANENI as HEER KAZAN SETH TIMPLE as ALTAF MIRZA DEVIN NISSAN as NAZZY KAZAN JACQUELINE MCKERNAN as BILAL KAZAN NICOLE TUTTLE as ELENA QUINCY MILO P. LEAL as LEE QUINCY Additional voices were provided by Q Avraham and Audrey Pham. Attributions for sound effects and music "beseger", "you seem pretty neat", "leave a message after the yeep", and "witches love cake", composed and performed by Q Avraham (https://soundcloud.com/popatochisp). El Guiso by Dubaquinho | https://soundcloud.com/dubaquinho Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US

A sneak peek at Aster Podcasting Network's upcoming dramedy Crown Jewels. Find Crown Jewels at @crownjewelspod on Twitter, on the website at https://crownjewelspod.carrd.co/ or wherever you listen to podcasts. Cast ANJALI KUNAPANENI as HEER KAZAN SETH TIMPLE as ALTAF MIRZA DEVIN NISSAN as NAZZY KAZAN JOHN MCKERNAN as BILAL KAZAN NICOLE TUTTLE as ELENA QUINCY MILO P. LEAL as LEE QUINCY Attributions "Glass Bottles 03" by dhmeming on Freesound.org "Drink sip and swallow" by Owlstorm of Freesound.org "Knock the door" by anagar of Freesound.org "Apartment door open squeak slam" by magedu of Freesound.org Soundtrack by Monplaisir Loyalty Freak Music | https://soundcloud.com/alpha-hydrae Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US