Eat My Sports

In honor of the NFL's extremely bad Top 100, we put out an extremely good Top 100, featuring everyone's favorite baseball players such as Santa Claus, FastPeopleSearch.com, and Marquise Goodwin. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

An in-depth analysis on stuff... and baseball. If you like stuff, then you'll probably like this. If you like baseball, then you'll probably like this more. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

They say that defense wins championships... but does offense too? After all, most of the greats are usually on the offense right? Does YOUR opinion suck? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

CHRISTMAS REALLY IS IN JULY! Baseball is underway and the Yankees stormed off to a Game 1 ass-whooping of Max Scherzer and the World Series champion Nationals. The Bronx Bombers really are savages in the box, as evident by Scherzer's 6.75 ERA and 10 hits and walks allowed over 5.1 IP. Featuring some quirky stats and facts you may not know! Stay hungry! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

YOUR OPINION SUCKS IS BACK! This time, the team shoots on Eskimo Brother's favorite movie, "The Wolf of Wall St", and talks about the influence and power of Jordan Belfort's training... but then The Fos realizes that it's not even the best sales movie! Which do you like better? Stay hungry everyone! Check us out on IG at @eatmysportslive --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

Eat My Sports cooks up their FIRST NFL Re-Draft! We're super excited to ret-con back to 2012 and venture into re-drafting the infamous "Luck-Griffin" Draft, featuring a few surprises, and a NEW number one overall pick! Featuring the Jets actually making a smart pick, the Browns being... the Browns, as well as the Giants picking 32nd because they stole Tom Brady's lunch and took his emergency lunch money too! Stay hungry everyone. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

The Eat My Sports team is back with ROUND 2 of their Dynasty Draft! This time, the team takes on their favorite long-term IDP assets and offensive sleepers as part of their 16 team CBS draft! Stay Hungry Everyone! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

The Fos and Eskimo Brother implement Jordan Belfort's 'Straight Line System' throughout their every day lives, so they share some tidbits of knowledge with you! The team discusses sales skills such as handling smokescreen objections such "I gotta think about it" and "lemme talk to my husband/brother/crack dealer", as well as powerful tonalities. Take notes and STAY HUNGRY! Check us out on IG and Twitter @eatmysportslive --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

Generic Content time Part Two! We've still seen a lot of skepticism out of everyone in regards to the 60-game sprint in 2020, but it's not stopping the Eat My Sports team from drawing up some good ol' predictions and storylines! Cringeworthy as ever, including a surprise AL East prediction, EMS lays down their 2nd of 3 MLB prediction segments STAY HUNGRY! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

Eat My Sports has gone far too long without the gym, and now it is angrier than empty people are about professional team names. The Fos and Eskimo Brother pull a quick Your Opinion Sucks on Squats vs Bench Press, and reveal the ONE workout that can always be included in ANY superset. Stay Hungry, people! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

The Fos and Eskimo Brother take on a BIG challenge in a new IDP (individual defensive player), 16 team dynasty for the sake of this podcast. They brake down the picks to get excited about, and why! Stay hungry! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

The Eat My Sports team take on big-time corruption in sports and lack of fruitful development for teenagers in sports. The iron-fist of the NCAA deserves exposure and we bring it to you in full force.  The team shoots on their ideas for alternatives to collegiate basketball, a more lucrative and exciting opportunity for the NBA, its players, and their fans. On another note, does anyone care about minor league baseball? 42 teams were cut and no one batted an eye. We shoot our shot on Carter Stewart, the trailblazer of American baseball. Stay Hungry, everyone. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

The team takes a serious nostalgia trip on one of the cultural icons of their childhood, Adam Sandler. The man has been unparalleled in his comedic genius and stole the hearts of many. Eat My Sports recalls movies such as Billy Madison, The Longest Yard, Waterboy, and NOT Bedtime Stories. PS: We forgot about Eight Crazy Nights as we are publishing this... We're not very good at this. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

Generic content time! Even though half the MLB has COVID-19 through the first week of July, it's not stopping the Eat My Sports team from laying down their odd opinions about baseball... featuring the best storylines from each division, team and player predictions, and some awfully cringe-worthy takes. STAY HUNGRY! PS: Can I have baseball back please? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

Eat My Sports is off the cuff in this snack segment about what the team loves to do best... SELL! The three by-day (and most nights) salesmen shoot on the BEST salesmen in sports and which moves they respect the most, featuring Brian Cashman, Scott Boras, and whoever the hell were the agents for Sam Bradford and Brock Osweiler. Stay hungry, people! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

Team Eat My Sports has been RED HOT in scheming up new recipes for their audience. The team adds some hot sauce to their recipe, and decided to break down their episodes into daily bits. First on the menu is the potential resurgence of star QB Cam Newton as he seeks to replace Tom Terrific up in Beantown. The Fos, Eskimo Brother, and Mr. Massive weigh out the pros and cons, and conclude whether Cam is softer than a Fig Newton or more powerful than Newton's First Law of Motion. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

   Eat My Sports introduces a PERMANENT fixture to the team, Eskimo Brother! The homeless wonder was apparently living the garbage cans on the side of the Eat My Sports studio since his guest appearance last week, and is now making the jump! Baseball is back, everyone, and we promised to keep you up to date. The team discusses their favorite steaks (and Eskimo Brother's favorite foods that he finds out of the garbage), as well as a YOUR OPINION SUCKS on Liquor vs Beer!     The team also features some more good ol' generic ass content, moving to the NFC East for a full breakdown, and the team takes a big dump all over the Houston Texans in the 2nd rendition of STUPID TEAMS DO STUPID THINGS!  Don't forget to always enjoy our motivation at the very end of each episode. We here at Eat My Sports firmly believe in building successful mindsets and sharing our knowledge with everyone. Stay hungry! Baseball's Back!, 1:20 Pardon My Steak, 10:10 NFC (L)East Breakdown, 19:14 YOUR OPINION SUCKS, 39:56 Stupid Teams Do Stupid Things (featuring the Houston Texans), 54:57 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

Eat My Sports is HOT this week as DLC character number two joins the team for a DELUXE episode! Eskimo Brother, best friend of the Fos and bitter arch-rival of Mr. Massive joins us to shoot the shit for a bizzarely entertaining episode. Episode Five features a breakdown of the AFC East (including Mr. Massive's Patriots and Eskimo Brother's Jets), a rant on the best pizza in NYC, a comprehensive breakdown of the Do's and Don'ts in dynasty baseball, as well as a Your Opinion Sucks for the biggest debate in sports! It's all capped off with Eskimo Brother's favorite baseball prospects moving into the 2020's. Stay hungry! AFC East Breakdown - 1:20 Pizza Brothers - 32:53 Eskimo Dynasty - 40:57 Your Opinion Sucks (LeBron vs Jordan) - 1:12:14 Eat My Prospects - 1:38:53 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

El Senor Fos and El Senor Massive take on very interesting projections in this episode! Sports fans are on their toes right now, itching to get back to live events. We've got answers. The team also takes on some good ol' postseason recap with their most loved and hated moves of the offseason (looking at you Bill O'Brien), Finally, Eat My Sports turns the Mets from 'Little Brother' to World Series Champions in a fun, analytically driven segment titled 'How To Make a Champion". Featured is a special, hidden cameo from one of the most awesome people in the world, Booey (Nicholas) Fos. The Future of Live Sports, 1:20 I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal Bases, 19:38 NFL Free Agency Bonzanza, 29:04 Weekly Albatross (Brock Osweiler to the Texans), 56:54 How To Make A Champion, featuring the NY Mets (Cameo from Booey!), 60:16 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

   The Fos and Mr. Massive are joined by their first celebrity guest appearance, the REAL Jon Mayer, as the resident basketball czar gives us his breakdown on all things basketball, his new album "I Shoot Like Shaq", and his real life experiences on supposedly being a human.     ALSO featured in this episode is a new Your Opinion Sucks, an elaborate rant on ESPN's downfall, and the introduction of our Hierarchy of Douchebags, where Judge Fos and Judge Massive take to the courtroom of Eat My Sports as they sentence some of sports' biggest douchebags to  wacky punishments and ranking these douchebags on a scale of 1-10 (featuring the Houston Astros, Tim Donaghy, and others). Douchebags (ESPN) - 1:20 Bizarre Sports - 10:40 Hold My Basketballs (ft Jon Mayer) - 20:42 Your Opinion Sucks (Seasons, ft Jon Mayer) - 56:55 Hierarchy of Douchebags - 1:09:21 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

The team feeds you a full-course meal containing both the pretty AND the ugly sides of the ways your favorite sports have evolved. Also featured is an homage to the brilliance of ONE NY sports team, as well as lighthearted segments discussing the foods that legitimately scare them and more media content that shaped their fandom. You better be hungry! Is the NFL Overrated (and How to Make it Better)?, 1:20 Scary Foods, 19:20 Celebration of the Yankees Dynasty (featuring a Red Sox Fan), 30:36 For the Love of Video Games, 40:30 Welcoming the Universal DH (In the House of Fly Balls), 51:30 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support

On our flagship episode, The Fos and Mr. Massive introduce integral topics such as 'Stupid Teams Do Stupid Things' and 'Your Opinion Sucks'. The team shoots on the current baseball situation, time traveling, cheese, and everything else you'd want to hear in a sports podcast. 1,2,3,4, I Declare a Baseball War, 1:20 Rocky Fetish, 11:05 Stupid Teams Do Stupid Things, 20:10 Your Opinion Sucks! (American vs Mozzarella), 34:29 Time Traveling For Losers (Armando Galarraga Edition), 42:44 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eatmysports/support