Endless Epic

Our adventure with Harry Potter continues as a mysterious letter has made its way through the mail slot of #4 Privet Dr. For the first time in his short and miserable life, Harry feels as though there is something more out there than the dismal existence he's resigned himself to... but Uncle Vernon is doing everything within his power to keep the letters from Harrys hands Join us as we turn the page into Harry Potter's journey beyond the Phantom Tollbooth! Hosts: Mr. Castle - @blackdragontavern Lady Fae - @FaeFoxArt

There is no escape from the wit of a goat, after all... he is the goat! Geralt's battle against the Sylvan continues! So join us as we journey beyond the garden wall, and into the world of goats and devils! Hosts: Mr. Castle - @blackdragontavern Mr. Smith - @annnsean

After their rather turbulent encounter with the Devil of the fields, Geralt and Dandelion seek answers back in the village. It seems there may be more to this whole debacle than meets the eye. Join us as we turn the page into Geralts adventures. Hosts: Mr. Castle Mr. Smith

The next chapter beyond the Phantom Tollbooth of Harry Potter. Harry has an odd run of good fortune. But we had better not get our hopes up, our unfortunate hero is not out of the woods just yet. Thank you for your support! Happy listening adventurers!

Can you believe it's been a whole dang year? And here we are, reading harry potter like I swore we never would, and with a new co-host to boot. Oh yeah, it's all coming together! Thank you all for your patience and your support of the show!

Endless Epic Rant – EP3: Getting Ready For An Unexpected Adventure, And Internet Jokes

Endless Epic: Dark Tales Ep 25 – A Bond Of Surprise This is a major pivot point in the story of The Witcher, and Arguably the single most important moment for the development of Geralt’s character and his bond with his humanity, don’t miss this oddball episode for anything! Join us, as Geralt finds true love for everyone but himself, and accidentally has a child. Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic Rant – EP2: Existential Dread, But With Very Little Sense Made This was supposed to be a discussion of what we hate about how some writers kill off characters, however, we never got there. Good luck figuring out what this episode is about! We’ll be back next week with the first Episode of the Hobbit! What are some of the story types that blow your willy and what are some that tickle your pickle? Tweet at us! @realslimyeezus Hosts: Mr. Castle: YouTube (@BlackDragonTavern) Mr. Smith: Instagram (@annnsean)

Endless Epic: Dark Tales Ep 24 – A Party Having Been Pooped We’re picking back up at Geralt’s party, and things are once again getting harry as Geralt refuses to bow to the power of the Queen of Cintra! Join us, as Geralt helps a teenage girl marry a hedgehog! Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic Rant – Ep1 Tropes and Archetypes To Love and Hate There are so many tropes that are over played and absolutely overdone, these are a few of our favorite and least favorite tropes. What are some of the story types that blow your willy and what are some that tickle your pickle? Tweet at us! @realslimyeezus Hosts: Mr. Castle: YouTube (@BlackDragonTavern) Mr. Smith: Instagram (@annnsean)

Endless Epic: Dark Tales Ep 23 – An Uninterested Party Guest Geralt is being bullied by another ruler, being treated like a common thug, so he gives her exactly what she deserves…unbridled sass! Don’t mess with a sassy withcer! Join us, as Geralt goes to a party and learns social graces. Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic: Dark Tales Ep 22 – A Question Of Price The Butcher of Blavikin has seized his title and now he is in a whole new type of trouble, with a knife to his neck, how will he survive with no weapons or magic to help him!? Join us, as Geralt learns the importance of safe and sanitary bathing! Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 21 – In Which A Contract Is Concluded Before Witnesses The end is finally here, will Sophie and Howl actually find love? Will all this insanity really tie up? Will Miss Angorian be ok? The end is looming! Join us on this episode of Endless Epic to Find Out! Hosts- Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic: Dark Tales Ep 21 – The Voice Of Reason The Witcher is having a bad day, so he does the healthy thing, and pays a mute nun to sleep with him! Then they have a great conversation afterwards! Join us, as Geralt learns about self love. Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 20 – In Which Sophie Finds Further Difficulties In Leaving the Castle Will Sophie ever break away from the evil and passive aggressive clutches of Howl? Is Michael tall or Short? Who Is Samantha? Join us on this episode of Endless Epic to Find Out! Hosts- Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic: Dark Tales Ep 20 – The Birth Of A Butcher The butcher of Blaviken is born, but the difference between the book and the show are stark, not necessarily in the details, but rather how those details are presented…which we ABSOLUTELY do not touch on, this episode is primarily about dry British comedy film…. Join us, as Geralt learns that farmers markets are dangerous! Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 19 – In Which Sophie Expresses her Feelings With Weed-Killer

Endless Epic: Dark Tales Ep 19 – A Trick After a Treat After a seemingly amicable resolution with Renfri, Geralt spends a meal with the Alderman only to realize all too late that he may have been deceived and the lives of the innocent will be the cost of his folly… Join us, as Geralt learns not to take things from strangers! Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 18 – In Which The Scarecrow And Miss Angorian Reappear Tensions are rising in the magical castle, Howl and Sophie are at each others throats and it seems as though the are Greater mysteries abounding than we ever could have imagined, what will happen when things reach their boil point? Join us on this episode of Endless Epic to Find Out! Hosts- Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic: Dark Tales Ep 18 – A Midnight Visitor Geralt is certainly a ladies man, but his affinity for female company is certainly looking to get him in more trouble than he’s prepared to handle. Join us, as Geralt learns not to take things from strangers! Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 17 – In Which The Moving Castle Moves House Probably one of the coolest chapters in the whole book, and the first real look at what magic can do in this world of witches, wizards and moving castles. Thank you all for your patience, we appreciate all of the support, I appreciate all the love. I plan to be back on schedule by the beginning of next month! Hosts- Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 16 – In Which There Is a Great Deal of Witchcraft Howl and Sophie have gotten more used to each other, but their troubles seem to just be beginning. As they are assaulted in they’re home their already uncertain and dangerous life becomes all the more perilous. Who is their attacker? Is Howl’s teacher really dead? Join us on this episode of Endless Epic to Find Out! Hosts- Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic: Dark Tales Ep 17 – Making New Friends At The Club First, I apologize for this being late, there is an explanation in episode! With that being said, I hope you enjoy this wholesome episode of the Witcher, Geralt of Rivia, making friends in the pub, and just generally being a great guy! Join us as we turn the page into the realms of Geralt beyond the Phantom Tollbooth! Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) FaeFoxArt @FaeFoxArt (Instagram)

Endless Epic: Dark Tales Ep 16 – Kikimora Than He Bargained For Pt. 2 The Witcher has found himself in a bit of financial trouble, on top of that, he’s dealing with a toxic ex…don’t you just hate that? Coming around, asking for money, and free assassinations, ugh! Join us as we turn the page into the realms of Geralt beyond the Phantom Tollbooth! Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 15 – In Which Howl Goes To A Funeral in Disguise Howls long beloved mentor has been brutally murdered by the witch of the waste, and now he must find a way to show his respects without risking his life at the hands of the Witch of the Waste. Join us for some…unusual hi-jinks, and incredible magic in Howls Moving Castle! (Recording was strained his week, I do apologize for the distorted audio!) Hosts- Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 14 – In Which A Royal Wizard Catches A Cold The royally appointed wizard has found himself with a cold, and we find ourselves wondering how the charming howl from animation was ever born from this man who shakes the earth with his sneezes and cares only for his own well-being. The contrasts and similarities make the stories truly fascinating and wonderful to behold! Join us as we turn the page into the next stages of Howls Moving Castle! Hosts- Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic: Dark Tales Ep 14 – Kikimora Than He Bargained For Pt. 1 The “time travel” aspect of this book makes it REALLY hard to follow. But do not worry your pretty little head, were here to make sure you understand ABSOLUTELY nothing…and likely leave more confused than you came… But it will be goood fun nevertheless! So join us as we continue to follow Geralt of Rivia on his many unfortunate adventures, for our viewing and speaking pleasure! Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 13 – In Which Sophie Blackens Howls Name Ah, it’s been a long time coming, but it is finally time for Sophie to besmirch the name of Howl to the King. If history is any indication, this should go over INCREDIBLY! Join us as we turn the page into the story of Howl and Sophie, and their journey beyond the Phantom Tollbooth! Hosts- Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic: Dark Tales Ep 12 – A Minor Disagreement Geralt has found his way back into political feuding, and this time he has a little bit of back-up, this episode is sort of like a buddy-cop movie meets a political drama! We are turning those pages once again into the world of Geralt of Rivia, you’re welcome to join us for the ride! Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern Mr. Smith @annnsean

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 12 – In Which Sophie Becomes Howl’s Old Mother I don’t know about you guys, but “My Old Mother” feels like an insult to me. Why not just “My mom”. Any which way, Sophie is not guilty of impersonating an old person, which we all know is a felony, and now she’ll need to be executed! Join us on what could be Sophie’s final chapter, and another step into the world of Howl and his fantastic castle! Hosts- Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Insatgram)

Endless Epic: Dark Tales Ep 12 – Bears Before Vampaers Geralt senses his friend is in trouble, then helps him get out of a super toxic relationship. This one gets deep friends! Join us as we turn the page into the world of Geralt of Rivia! Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern Mr. Smith @annnsean

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 10 – Howl Goes To A Strange Country In Search Of A Spell Well now… that is a HYPER specific title… not much for us to do in this episode, it’s probably not even that strange of a country or that interesting of a spell…. oh well, we’ll see you guys next time! Thank you all for joining us, we will see you in the next episode! Join us on this Endless Epic, as Sophie discovers that her life has more adventure in store than she had bargained for! Hosts- Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Insatgram)

Endless Epic: Dark Tales Ep 12 – A Short Story Geralt is in the midst of his travels, and Smith is BACK BABY! A short episode with a powerful lot of psychology that is almost entirely unrelated to the story, so we hope you enjoy and thank you for the love and support! Join us as we turn the page into the adventures of Geralt and the world of the Witchers. Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern Mr. Smith @annnsean

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 10 – Sophie Gets A Hint At Long last Sophie has been promised a hint by the fire demon Calcifer, but he is being rather vague about its nature and presentation… Ah, well, looks like another bum wringer, we probably couldn’t figure out the hint even if we were smarter than a fifth grader… Thank you all for joining us, we will see you in the next episode! Join us on this Endless Epic, as Sophie discovers that her life has more adventure in store than she had bargained for! Hosts- Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Insatgram)

Endless Epic: Dark Tales Ep 11- A Bear-able New Friend (ft. Killshot Kitty) Geralt is not a particularly approachable individual, unless he’s being approached by someone trying to completely murder him. So this touching episode has Friendship, Love, Betrayal, and Loss…kinda.. Anyway, join us as we turn the page into the world of the Witcher, and his newest friendship beyond the phantom tollbooth! Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern Killshot Kitty @KillshotKitty(Twitch)

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 9: In Which Michael Has Trouble With A Spell So… Michael is having some trouble with his spells… I honestly don’t know why you guys still listen, the titles basically say everything… WHAT MORE COULD WE POSSIBLY HAVE?   Join us on this Endless Epic, as Sophie discovers that her life has more adventure in store than she had bargained for! Hosts- Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) FaeFoxArt @FaeFoxArt(Instagram)

Endless Epic: Dark Tales Ep 10- A Death In The Woods (ft. Killshot Kitty) Well…we spoiled it with the title again somebody died, it was in the woods, detective Geralt has to solve the murder in 24 hours or his wife and kids will be turned into pudding… I guess there’s no reason to watch this episode with your earballs! See you guys in the next episode adventurers! Join us as we turn the page into the adventures of Geralt and the world of the Witchers. Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern Killshot Kitty @KillshotKitty(Twitch)

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 8: In Which Sophie Leaves In Many Directions Well, Sophie has finally escaped the horrific torture chamber of the evil Wizard Howl just in time o warn her sister before he eats her brains…what? You don’t believe me? I guess you’ll just have to join me and my special guest, while we turn the page into the world of Howls Moving Castle! Join us on this Endless Epic, as Sophie discovers that her life has more adventure in store than she had bargained for! Hosts- Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic DT Ep 9- Ch 2: Pt 2 A Dream Problem (ft. Killshot Kitty) Geralt has found his way into some dream issues, and we have found our way into a guest host! The AMAZING Killshot Kitty joins me today, and is a major sport with listening to me drone on for nearly two hours! Join us as we turn the page into the adventures of Geralt and the world of the Witchers. Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern Killshot Kitty @KillshotKitty(Twitch)

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 7: In Which a Scarecrow Prevents Sophie From Leaving the Castle Sophie can’t leave the castle because of that darn Scarecrow… I guess this is another super incredible episode about being inside! And there is absolutely no random tangent at the end of this episode! We have moved it to the beginning to get it out of the way early! Join us on this Endless Epic, as Sophie discovers that her life has more adventure in store than she had bargained for! Hosts- Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic DT Ep 8- Ch 2: Pt 1 The Voice Of Reason Geralt may have just barely escaped with his life, but now he finds himself in even greater peril…in a relationship! Or at the very least in church, which cannot be a good place for a guy with “Witch” in his job title! Will he get tied down? Tied up? Or Tied Out? We’ll find out! Join us as we turn the page into the adventures of Geralt and the world of the Witchers. Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern Mr. Smith @annnsean

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 6: In Which Howl Expresses His Feelings With Green Slime Sophie’s cleaning habits have finally pushed the Evil Wizard Howl to the edge, and her mishap may cost her dearly… or it might not, who knows? The title of the episode pretty much gives away the plot, no need to listen to this episode, carry on story seekers, we’ll see you next week! Join us on this Endless Epic, as Sophie discovers that her life has more adventure in store than she had bargained for! Hosts- Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic DT Ep 7- Ch 1: Part 7/8-A Princess Reborn Geralt saves a girl, and then he’s perfectly fine, absolutely nothing happens after Geralt rescues the totally ordinary princess and has a totally ordinary walk back to the palace and has totally ordinary tea with the king, who thanks him with truffles… Nothing else to see here friends. See you next episode! Join us as we turn the page into the adventures of Geralt and the world of the Witchers. Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern Mr. Smith @annnsean

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 5: Which Is Far Too Full of Washing Well, this episode is going to be uneventful…you should probably just skip it, we actually just talk about laundry and mopping, we don’t see or accomplish anything significant and there are ABSOLUTELY NO revelations or discoveries in this chapter, we apologize ahead of time! Join us on this Endless Epic, as Sophie discovers that her life has more adventure in store than she had bargained for! Hosts- Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)

Endless Epic DT Ep 6- Ch 1: Part 6- A Dance in The Dark Geral and Ostrit find themselves in the darkness of the old palace, with a dark and disturbing guest waiting for them in the darkness. The bait is set, will the Witcher save the princess or will he have to flee from her corpse? Perhaps, he may even find his end here in the halls of Castle Wyzim. Join us as we turn the page into the adventures of Geralt and the world of the Witchers. Hosts: Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern Mr. Smith @annnsean

Endless Epic – Howls Moving Castle Ep 4: In Which Sophie Discovers Many Strange Things Sophie has found her way safely into the Evil Wizard Howls Castle and struck a deal with an even more evil Fire demon. Awakening the next day, the Castle is not what it seems to be but Sophie is committed to forging her way and staying in the Castle of the heart eating wizard! Join us on this Endless Epic, as Sophie discovers that her life has more adventure in store than she had bargained for! Hosts- Mr. Castle @blackdragontavern(YouTube) Mr. Smith @annnsean(Instagram)