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Welcome to FOOTBALL ON THE ROCKS. We are 3 fantasy football experts that just can’t stop talking football. We have talked fantasy football almost every day and decided to bring the rest of the world in on our conversations in a podcast that is promised to help you win your fantasy league or worst case give you something to listen to while you sit down with a nice whiskey.

Football On The Rocks


    • Dec 4, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 53m AVG DURATION
    • 65 EPISODES


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    Week 13 - Your Move Roger

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2022 42:37


    This week we had some fun. Joe and Bob are back at it and have a message for the Commish of the NFL. We will see if he is listening. For the rest of you, Grab a glass, sit back and enjoy the show

    Week 12 - Clear Gravy - Turkey Day Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2022 53:50


    This episode is one for the ages. Starts off great with our special guest (Tom Niehoff) and roles all the way into the Clear Gravy commercial produced by SNL. We have plenty of Football analysis in there as well. Grab your cocktail and enjoy the show.

    Week 11 - Cicadas Rising

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2022 49:10


    Joe and Bob are back again with another great episode. We hope you enjoy.

    Check the End-caps -Week 10 Playoff push

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2022 61:15


    After a two week absence Joey & Bobby are back at it again. And it is worth the wait. Plenty of debates as we prepare you for the playoff push. We discuss multiple trades, players to target and how to get your team across the goal line. As always we take on a few new cocktails that we promise will not disappoint. So, join back in with us… Grab your glass and enjoy the show

    Week 7 - Accidentally Legal

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2022 59:44


    In week 7 Joe and Bob discuss an interesting cocktail that the state of MN has accidentally made legal. In addition it is that time of year when trades come about and Bobby has one for you that we discuss. As always we have the OTB, Busts and Stacks… see who is right and wrong and how many bets we throw out there this week with no John on hand.

    Week 6 - Twinsanity

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2022 40:31


    This week Bobby is joined by our guest Caleb. No John or Joe (had his twins over the weekend). As always they discuss our typical OTB, Busts and Stacks. Sometimes the new perspective is a good one… other times not so much. We will let you decide. Enjoy the show.

    Week 5 - Refrigerator Old Fashion

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2022 56:08


    Yes, the ROF is a thing… may just have to check it out. This week Joe and Bobby bring you the typical OTB, Busts and DK Stacks. We added some good information at the beginning of the show… all of which we hope helps you prepare for week 5 in fantasy football. Grab your favorite drink and enjoy the show.

    Week 4 - Tequila Hangover's

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2022 56:18


    Per usual we bring your our OTB, Bust's and DK stacks. We added some additional DK Cheap/Values for those that have been asking. And from the title you can see we talked about something other than bourbon and beer. Since we are a bit late this week in releasing this episode… we will blame it on the tequila. Because that makes sense. Enjoy the show.

    Week 3 DK, OTB & Busts

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2022 55:57


    Get ready for some great back and forth with the crew. We talk about the Sorry Jets far too much but maybe just maybe you will get some good advice. Enjoy the show

    Week 2 - On The Boarder, Busts and DK Stack

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2022 48:53


    This week we have our second version of the OTB, Busts and DK stacks. As always we hope to provide some solid advice to help you get you teams going for week 2. Enjoy the show.

    Week 1 - On the boarder, Busts & Draft King Stacks

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2022 46:41


    It has finally arrived, the 2022 season is upon us. Football OTR is better than ever, ready to give you all the info you need in a quick compact show centered around all the questions people have going into each week. The banter continues and so does our DK millionaire advice. So, sit back, grab a glass and enjoy the show.

    Mock draft Finale

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 55:37


    This is the final 2 rounds of our 6 round mock draft. In addition we added our opinions on our favorite teams through 6 rounds. All in all we hope you enjoyed the series and hope to continue to bring you great information and content through the Fantasy Football Season.

    Round 3 & 4 Mock Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2022 39:37


    Tune in for our 3rd & 4th round mock draft. Lots of analysis here and hopefully you get some good insight before your upcoming draft.

    Mock Draft Round 1&2 - Get the Party Started

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 39:19


    First of our 3 episode mock draft series. Got some good stuff, but keep in mind the timing as things will change before your draft. Enjoy the show.

    Best Ball, Nightmare League, Crying Babies and Tall White Foam

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2022 53:19


    This episode is for all those commissioners and those looking for ways to keep your league fun. We discuss different last place ideas, ways to keep teams engaged even after their season is over. For those just starting a league, we got you dynasty ideas, what we label our “Nightmare League” details and others. As always we hope you enjoy the show.

    2022 Kickoff - What's Old is New - Impact Players and Rookies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2022 70:21


    We kick off 2022 Fantasy Football with a blast. Bobby and Joey break down each division and impact player changes and rookies. Plenty of good info to start the season off right… and we already made the first bet… one that John most definitely would not approve of. Enjoy the show.

    2022 Draft Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 39:38


    Draft day is here! Join us as we talk through mock draft of the first 12 picks and do our best to save these fairing franchises that are picking at the front of the draft.

    Superbowl Week - Women in Dresses

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2022 44:27


    For our last podcast of the football season we bring you Bobby and Joe in the episode we call "women in dresses." If you listen until the end, you will understand. We have had a lot of fun sharing with you our insights throughout our first season and hope you enjoyed it as well. We will continue to bring content to you throughout the off-season, because there is always some football to be discussed. I hope you enjoy the show, and one last time, before Superbowl Sunday join us for a great show and a cocktail.

    Conference Championship - We're not that smart

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2022 37:30


    This week we have Joey & Bobby with no John… hence the name for the episode - “we're not that smart”. We may not be, but I think we got some good advice for you this week. If nothing else, we had some fun! Enjoy the show.

    NFL Playoffs week #2 - Shit Eating Grins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 37:26


    Our episode this week involves any things and ends with a story about poop thanks to Bobby's late addition to our show. We say congrats to those that defeated the Experts during our first week of playoff battles. For you we have a koozie. So, please contact us and let us know who you are. For those that did not win, you have yet another week. Our season long winner did not claim their prize. So, if you listed in last week and know your next in line, best listen this week to know your instructions to claim your prize. You have until MONDAY!! So, contact us ASAP! Our advice this week is highlighted by just Joe & John for the first 20 minutes. So, that 20 minutes of pure gold. Then Bobby comes in and distracts us from all things that are good. Either way, like every week we had fun putting this together for you. So, grab your glass, with some rocks and enjoy the show.

    To the Victors Goes the Spoil - Playoff DK Week & Football OTR Whiskey Winner

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2022 44:08


    Well this one got a little crazy at the end. You got all three of the experts yelling and screaming trying to announce who won the Bottle of Bourbon from our season long matches on Draft Kings. To claim your prize YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE and follow instructions. Don't worry, if you did not win this one we have a few more giveaways during the playoffs. So, get your teams in for our 4 Football OTR contests this week. Beat the experts and you win a prize. So, grab a drink, maybe with some Rocks and enjoy the show.

    Chaos Week - Week 18 DFS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 83:06


    With most year long leagues over and done with we keep it simple this week and just talk DFS. We get more off the rails than ever before and the last 30 minutes will be of value if you too are in-fact as insane as the three of us. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

    Championship Week - The Frostbite Finals

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2022 40:22


    Joe and Bob wrap up the fantasy season in person together the way we started this whole thing. We had a great time in the frozen north with family and had a couple guest for you on this one. No John this week… just means you definitely can count on him getting no points in the DK Football OTR

    Week 16 pre game

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 67:48


    Final four is here! This one has all the experts to help you prep for the full slat on Christmas Day and day after Christmas.

    Week 16 - Draft Kings DFS

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 36:31


    No Bobby no problems this week. We are in the home stretch for week 16 and we talk more stacks, best plays, and strategies to take down the Million in the final three weeks.

    Week 15 - DFS - Draft Kings

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2021 28:58


    Joe, Bob & John are together again to help build your DK Millionaire teams. Last we was great with a good number of listeners joining the league match. This week our advice is on point, but so is our drinking. 100% of the time we are right 50% of the time. Grab a drink and enjoy.

    Week 15 - Wild Card Playoffs

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2021 64:12


    For most the playoffs are upon us. And everything that happened until now doesn't matter. As they say in golf... Drive for Show, Putt for Dough. So, I hope everyone has their best putters in hand coming into week 15 for the playoffs! For you this week we have all of our experts! And this week we have more bets than we have in any one week. John has to drink his "40's" so the liquids were flowing. So, grab a glass, maybe put some rocks in it and enjoy the show!

    Week 14 DFS

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2021 33:25


    Week 14 is upon us. Those in season long leagues are making the last push for a playoff spot. If you were already out of it, you are looking to Draft Kings or at least your daily fantasy sports to try and win you some money back. This week we are minus John, so just Bobby and Joe. But its a good one, I think we hit some stuff right on the head this week. Enjoy the show and good luck on Sunday!

    Week 14 Pre-Game & Bourbon Tasting

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2021 60:06


    This week we have a special treat for you before the Fantasy Football Playoffs begin. Not only do we have some great insight for your last push for a playoff spot but Mihir Patel from 21 Package in Atlanta is with us for a Bourbon Tasting. Mihir brought with him several great Bourbons and we recorded the tasting of a growing new favorite from Barrell Bourbon. If you have not done a Bourbon tasting yet, it is HIGHLY recommended. So, let's dive in, grab your glass... maybe add some rocks to it... and enjoy the show.

    Week 13 Pre-Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2021 56:12


    Bobby free for week 13 and coming in under an hour. Coincidence? No. We revamp the format and streamline the process to focus on what matters for week 13.

    Week 13 DFS

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2021 29:09


    We are still Bobby free and dive deep into a slate with the features a lot of great matchups so the scoring should get high

    Week 12 Pre-Game - Turkey Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2021 74:54


    Grab your ear-pods, start prepping your Turkey and side dishes and enjoy the show in peace. Don't worry, if you want excitement there will be plenty in this episode. John and Joe finally have a bet, Bobby's dog Bunker is relentless and refuses not to be on the show. And we just might have forgot to call the Jets "Sorry". So just in case, I will say it here "The Sorry Jets". Grab your glass with some rocks and enjoy the show.

    Week 12 DFS

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2021 31:02


    This week we dropped Bobby. So you get some nice pure analysis from Joe & John. Also posting this on Turkey Day, so give you something to listen to while you feed your face. Enjoy the show.

    Week 10 Recap & Week 11 Pre-Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2021 83:53


    John has to drink a beer… yuck… not yuck because beer…. Beer is good, yuck because Bobby won another bet. We also talk some football. Enjoy the show.

    DFS Week 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2021 31:57


    Once again we have the whole crew back for some great advise. Check it out and see if you can beat the experts in the DK league. Grab a drink and enjoy the show

    DFS Week 10 - Pre-Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 23:44


    For the first time ever... the experts took home the crown for the week during week 9. Don't worry, we won't boast... too much, maybe a little? We got all three experts back for this one and got some good stacks for you to contemplate as your prepare your team. Grab a glass and enjoy the show.

    Week 9 Hangover & Week 10 Pre-Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 74:58


    Get ready for some football!! And Whiskey. As always we had a great time in this one. With week 10 on the horizon and week 9 behind us we help prepare you for the final home stretch before Fantasy Football Playoffs. We have a few conversations around possible trade ideas and players to consider moving. Beyond that, your game analysis awaits. So, grab a glass and enjoy the show.

    Week 8 Recap & Week 9 Pre-Game - Add the Grenadine

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2021 84:53


    Best one yet. Bobby lost last weeks game bet and now has to have some whiskey with John and Joe. Definitely take a minute to listen this week as we try to teach Bobby how to make a Old Fashion. He came so close, but yet... So... So far away. This may keep you entertained for the entire week. We also have some football to discuss with so many injuries from last week. Listen in for some prep before week 9. So, grab a glass, add some rocks and enjoy the show.

    DFS Week 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2021 33:19


    This week is just John and Joey... So you know you will actually get some good advice. Or not? Either way a glass of whiskey may be necessary to listen to us

    Week 8 DFS

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 30:10


    Bobby & Joey break down the Draft Kings/DFS information for the week. We still continue our pursuit of the ever elusive millionaire, yet continue to no only come up short there but also in our league that we still have not won! Maybe this is the week.... or maybe if nothing else we can give the right advise to someone out there is the podcast world and lead them down the path of millionaire glory!! Tune in and enjoy the show.

    Week 7 Recap & Week 8 Pre-Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 74:23


    Joe & Bobby go at it again with the brotherly love and back and for banter. Also, a new bet.. loser has to either drink a sugar beer or finally have a glass of whiskey or bourbon on the rocks... See who comes out on top and enjoy the show.

    DFS Week 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 44:56


    Good stuff this week without a Vikings game there is no Vikings Bias. So, you got some real, true, unbiased advice from us. We also have an unexpected guest that might just make your heart melt. Tune in to find out and enjoy the show.

    Week 6 Recap & Week 7 Pre-Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 83:43


    Back to Joe & Bobby back and forth banter for those who love these episodes. We have a few more bets come out our last week before John comes back so tune in to see if Bobby continues his dominance in the chance to who the better NIEHOFF really is. More sugar beer and good whiskey to boot. Enjoy the show.

    Week 6 DFS

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2021 37:57


    No Bobby and No John. Just Joe and our guest Caleb. Caleb has had some success beating the experts this season on DFS so, he replaces them this week! Check us out and see if we can help you win the millionaire!

    Week 5 Recap & Week 6 Pre-Game - Cisaphis (?)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 89:05


    First, I am confident that I spelt Bobby's Beer wrong... Cisaphis? I have no idea. But he wanted that to be our title for this podcast. Apparently it has some meaning that he believes describes fantasy football or at least his outlook... perfectly. You will just have to listen to find out what in the world we are talking about this time. We also invite a new friend as John is still out working. New guest Caleb offers a fresh look. Check us out and Enjoy the show.

    DFS Week 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2021 36:28


    Bobby and Joey come at you again with some solid Stacks and Comebacks. We will see this week if the so-called “experts” can actually beat someone. Enjoy the show.

    Week 4 Recap & Week 5 Pre-Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 96:45


    This week we welcome our first guest!!! Zack Damon joins the show. Zack is a just like the rest of us, a true Fantasy Footballer that also enjoys a nice glass on the rocks. Only problem with Zack.... he is a Packers Fan!! Why we let him join us I have no idea, but it did bring some extra fun to the show. So, grab your glass and enjoy the show!

    Week 4 DFS Targets

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 25:59


    We like to think we are like a fine wine or bottle of scotch... only getting better with age. Well... we are 4 weeks in, you be the judge. Enjoy the show!

    Week 3 Recap & Week 4 Pre-Game Breakdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 81:04


    New new and improved episode. Or at least the first attempt. This week we combined our recap with our Week 4 prep. With that, you also get some Thursday Night game analysis, just what you have all wanted!! We have also extended our "On the Rocks" portion of our show. We wanted to be sure to stay true to our name and give you some good thoughts and information on our Drinks as much as we do on Fantasy Football. Also.... This week we are also missing the man who brings Bobby and Joey back to earth.. With no John to keep us on track, give it a listen to see just how crazy two brothers can get with Fantasy Football after a few cocktails. Enjoy.

    Week 3 DFS Targets

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2021 30:41


    We take what we learned from the first two weeks and continue our quest to win the millionaire in week 3 by giving you more of our favorite stacks, positional targets and cheap players to go after. Listen in and compete against us as we all try to climb the Draft Kings DFS mountain.

    Week 3 Pre-game Breakdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 70:30


    We keep grinding in week 3 to salvage some poor starts and continue with more game by game analysis. Joe continues his streak of making terrible bets and having more "bold" predictions. Pour yourself a glass and join us for even more nonsense.

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