Gallery Of The Mundane And Fantastic

Neil has been in the studio(s) since the beginning and has finally found a reason to speak. Like Darren, Peter and Phil, he was downtown and saw a thing, and he had to say something about it.  This show was taped before a solar eclipse, but reading this right now is the first you've heard about it. Everyone remembers where they were during the last solar eclipse about 7.3 years ago.  If you live in a big city you're likely to encounter people.  Life is challenging if your name is feeeEÜhhhhr. Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Special guest, Neil Arsenty. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.    

To make sure science means whatever we think it should mean, we should stop relying on scientists and just improvise our own science.  If it looks like birds have eaten blueberries and shat on your auto, it's probably that teens attacked your car.  Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic will go out on a limb and state that this Chapter includes the worst meditation tape available anywhere, at any price.   Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.        

There is a special type of coffee which is devoured by birds and then excreted, gathered and roasted and it is very good coffee and you would drink it. Honey-baked ham may be totally baked.  GOTMAF solves some mysteries about The Beatles, the greatest spelling of a rock band ever. Birds O-muscle and its effect on coffee production and lack of respect for American institutions.  The Police Academy theme is very useful and versatile. You'll see (hear). Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.        

You have an ear, and you also have an inner ear inside that ear. It is the same with other parts of your body. It would be very cool to have a big pile of mercury to play with. Phil can NOT stop lying about Peter's hair. This lying is a problem in the whole world. That problem will stop, starting with this show.  Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.

Darren was cloned and then cloned again. Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic has a huge post-Fourth of July fireworks sale! And whale sounds are explored for all their majesty and wonder and their surprising similarity to the sounds of other animals.  Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.    

We discuss the importance of moisture for a man and in general and the need to go to a sauna, however it's pronounced. Like everyone, we have amazing celebrity encounters on Wabash including such people as Clay Aikman and MTV VJ John F. Kennedy.  Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free. Special thanks to this week's guest, musician and comedian Nathan Cotter.       

We needed to move to a new studio again (we don't want to talk about it) but this venue came with a useful employee. Also in this chapter, Phil introduces the world to a fabulous new group and their impressive covingtons.  Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free. Special thanks this week to musician and comedian Nathan Cotter.     

There is quite literally no more important action you could take, than to listen to our show. (And as always, like and subscribe.) After listening to our first segment, you will never look at the lunchmeat in your sandwich the same way again. You will know in a way that you never have before, that with every bite you are ingesting something much more important and meaningful than you ever realized was possible. Then you will learn about Mongolians. These are not ordinary Mongolians, these are Mongolians able to be attacked by crowds of children and other strange entities and survive to once again tempt people in cars by lifting their skirts. In that way that Mongolians do.   Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.    

  This week, something of a story. Except stories resolve. This is just a series of events that happened to us that were rather concerning, though we ourselves remain dangerously unconcerned. You should be concerned about us. If you see us in real life, we will blink twice if the bruises were not accidents. But in the spirit of accidents, and how there are none, we are releasing this anyway.   Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet: like us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.    

 This week, we interview a satanic vegan and a psychic psychologist. What else could you POSSIBLY need to know about the making of the program? Well HERE'S some juicy, behind-the-scenes fan-only insight: a transcript of our conversation ABOUT THIS SHOW! Darrren: This week seems a little beyond the pale to me. Phil: Why? Darren: Well, there seems to be a lot of -- You know, I don't want it spoiled in the description. Peter seems to be writing down everything we say. Peter: No I'm not. Phil: Peter, I can see what you're writing, stop it. Peter: Okay. Sorry. Write a review, rate us, and subscribe to gain more access to behind the scenes content like this! In this show, ovine was related to pigs. It should have been related to sheep. We apologize for the error. ******* Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Music by Phil Kijak. Our special guest this week was a woman, Luciana Bonifazi. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.  

In the eleventh chapter of the ongoing saga that is Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic, we have A woman. On. The show. An actual human woman. Her name is Luciana Bonifazi. She’s great. We interviewed her for just under 8 minutes, and decided that was enough. BUT THEN! We have... EVEN! MORE! WOMEN! Surprise! You thought we'd only have one! You IDIOTS! You STUPID! STUPID! PREDICTABLE! WEAK! WEAK-MINDED! FOOLS! FOOLISH! Well these other guests are definitely not Luciana. We interview the Fertzigers, an art curating married couple. We appeal to their desire to be on the cutting edge of public access radio in order to get the funding we so desperately need for Darren's humidifier and scarf fund for voice maintenance. The Fertzigers are a heterosexual couple so yes that includes a woman as well. (One woman.) That’s two women on the show so far. Count ’em. And finally for our crescendo, Peter’s three-year-old niece who made a dinosaur in her basement joins us. She is a girl who will one day be a woman, and that counts. This is the type of forward-thinking, incredible content you can expect from Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic going forward and forever and ever until one of us dies. Or all of us at the same time. You just never know when or what will happen. Why you could die while listening to this podcast or in your sleep tonight! So before it's too late please leave a review, rate, and subscribe!

This week on the program, we answer your letters! All of your letters are about lost kitchen items. This LITERALLY happened. Despite our audience's ineptitude and complete lack of originality, we try to answer your stupid questions. Then, we all got tattoos, then we all talk about them. Then, as not promised, we interview a dinosaur. BUT NEXT WEEK THERE'S A WOMAN ON THE SHOW. THIS IS NOT A TEST. A REAL HUMAN ADULT WOMAN, TALKING TO US, LIVE ON PUBLIC ACCESS RADIO. This week's episode is pretty good. But next week's is going to be unbelievable and so progressive. We're so excited. Aren't you? Why aren't you? Like and subscribe.  

This week on GOTMAF, Got Cute? Oh my, remember 20 years ago when milk used to be sold on the basis of whether you "got" it or not? We just made a joke referencing that. And how! For those not in the know, it wasn't "got" as in if you understood milk. In those times it was assumed you already understood milk, even though it turns out we didn't. Now we know that milk is dangerous for adults and contains obscene amounts of growth hormones and antibiotics that leads to early unset puberty and invincible flesh-eating bacteria. What was meant by that "got" was if you currently possess milk. Which most did at that time, due to the successful advertising campaign. Then we talk about steak and interview Kurt Rambis

Public Access Radio demands that bills get paid, so we consider the idea of advertising on the show and for the show, and bring in an advertising consultant from an unknown country. Blue is the best favorite color, which is why anyone who does not choose blue deserves what happens to them, including cutting. Also: Girls!   Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internets... Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.

Despite radio station drama that we won't discuss, we're still humming along in our new home, good old unnamed public access radio station number 2. This week we talk about our magical logo, fantastic creatures, and the logistics behind "Weekend at Bernie's."   Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internets... Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.    

Your podcast meal begins with a palate cleanser of us not saying our title right a few times, followed by a fresh locally sourced organic children’s songwriter, and for dessert the hottest tweets that are so hot we can’t keep them in our mouths. Trouble is once again strained through a french press and sipped. Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.

  If we stopped here the show would be a pentalogy. But we won’t. We practice for the day people actually call in at 3 am. Peter and Phil blow the lid off the floss industry. Phil brings in a guest and Peter once again mysteriously disappears while that guest is in the studio. Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter and Instagram @gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it is free.

Trouble brews as Darren discovers a horrible mistake he’s been making with his signature. We discuss our dating types, and that we don’t have them. Peter purchases what he believes to be a melon. Trouble is later strained through a french press and sipped. Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter and Instagram @gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it is free.

We made it to three episodes! Phil wants to go see a movie. There’s a moth. Peter’s new girlfriend might be a monster. We go see Phil’s movie, but do not record that part. Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter and Instagram @gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it is free.

This week on the program: Darren is making his own butter. Darren’s neighbors are scary. It’s all about Darren. We discuss Darren’s hobbies and fears mostly. It’s always all about Darren, isn’t it? Oh and comets, sort of. Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter and Instagram @gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it is free.

In our inaugural episode we discuss toast. Also the criminally underrated Lebron James. A special guest shows up. Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter and Instagram @gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it is free.