Gay movies really do suck. A lot of times they are very painful to watch, cliche story lines, lack of chemistry, and so much awkwardness. Although we do run into some pretty good movies... most of them are nostalgically good or at least better than most. We're here to break them all down and discover WHY?! Self-imposed torture? Maybe. Check us out and see
In this week's episode, Ash and Josh lament the realities of adulthood, come to the conclusion that the noise is josh personified, and ash shoots her shot with India Moore.
Released the same exact year as Birdcage but with way less clout because homophobia and misogyny, this excellent film by the wachowskis sisters and it is just the adventure you're hoping it is.
in the season 4 premiere, Ash and Josh discuss a classic in the queer community -- 1996's 'The Birdcage'. They get into the weeds of who is the worst character in the film (Val, it's Val) and why, Also discussed is how they spent their first pride post covid, as well as what made this movie the mildly offensive mess that only aged kind of poorly classic instead of just another Jenny's Wedding-esq disaster.
A newlywed bride becomes infatuated with another woman who questions her sexual orientation, promoting a stir among the bride's family and friends.
At a birthday party in 1968 New York, a surprise guest and a drunken game leave seven gay friends reckoning with unspoken feelings and buried truths.
Some of the most memorable characters of the past episodes aren’t always who you think… but sometimes it’s Piper Perabo and he entire performance. I’m not saying she was terrible, but her character was THE WORST! Ash and Josh explore the top 5 characters from past episodes that were just THE WORST!
For our second documentary we dug deep to find something less well known. This one hit us hard in the feels. It's about two women who are extremely in love and were... for 42 plus years before they ever got the chance to marry. It's a journey we'll never forget. In other news: Trump is still a terrible person but we got Hayley Kiyoko Tickets and Will & Grace is coming back for 10 episodes so the world isn't complete shit yet!
The epic and iconic award winning movie based on the musical of the same name, "Rent" makes it's way to GMS! PLOT TWIST: It's actually... not for adults? It's confusing and almost annoying... but you know, it won a Pulitzer prize, so WHAT DO WE KNOW!?
The juggernauts of LGBTV, Queer as Folk and L Word, go head to head in an epic 3 hour battle split into two parts starting with Queer As Folk! Queer as Folk (Showtime, US) is a mess of stereotypes, sexual deviance and the gay club scene. For this round, we take on the first season of each show and pick it apart... the journey is daunting and spiritually draining. E-mail Us! gaymoviessuck@gmail.com
Ash and Josh take a look at Halloweeen classic, 1975's The Rocky Horror picture show. We look at our favorite and least favorite aspects of the film, little known Rocky Horror facts, and why Dr. Scott is probably a racist. Go review us on iTunes! and check out all our social media pages: twitter.com/gaymoviessuckpc, gaymoviessuck.com, and gaymoviessuck.tumblr.com THEME SONG: Calm The Fuck Down by Broke For Free License for this song can be found at: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
In honor of Halloween, Ash & Josh discuss the truly absurd 2013 comedy horror 'All Cheerleaders Die'. We discuss how hard it is to open up a podcast, our love for the Halloween season, and gripe about the frustrating zombie lore of the film. Ash also makes up at least two segments she'll probably forget about by next episode. Go review us on iTunes! and check out all our social media pages: twitter.com/gaymoviessuckpc, gaymoviessuck.com, and gaymoviessuck.tumblr.com THEME SONG: Calm The Fuck Down by Broke For Free License for this song can be found at: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
The battle of 1999 is met with it's gay boy challenge "Trick" It gets messy with this romcom from the 90's about two boys just trying to get it in... SPOILER ALERT there's no sex scene. I know, we're all disappointed. THEME SONG: Calm The Fuck Down by Broke For Free License for this song can be found at: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ PS. What do ya'll think of the theme song?!
SEASON 2 PREMIERE!
MINISODE - EP 3: Troye Sivan's "Talk Me Down" & Hayley Kiyoko "Gravel To Tempo"
MINISODE - EP 2: Troye Sivan's "Fools" & Hayley Kiyoko "Cliff's Edge"
A little surprise for ya'll while we're on our hiatus! We tackle MUSIC VIDEOS! TROYE SIVAN'S "WILD" & HAYLEY KIYOKO'S "GIRLS LIKE GIRLS"
This is the finale episode! So of course we take on the iconic and legendary "Paris is Burning". Featured guest: Roque from New York! Music: Something Elated by Broke for Free
Special guest Cass is back to help us review a special movie. A remake of a classic Lifetime flick with lesbians, vampires, and Emily Meade Music: So Easy by Jahzzar
We review a movie that's so meta we can't even. Two actresses have to re shoot a sex scene after they've broken up, lesbian drama and a weirdly invested director run rampant. Shoot us an e-mail at gaymoviessuck@gmail.com, follow us on all the social medias! Twitter @gaymoviessuckpc, Facebook.com/gaymoviessuck, and gaymoviessuck.tumblr.com. Music: Cylinder Six by Chris Zabriskie and Summers Coming by Dexter Britain
#swine #lesbiandrama #justiceforlafayette #LGBTV2 -- We revisit TV for LGBTV 2! Every 5 Episodes (for now) we review LGBTV characters in TV instead of Movies and explore if broadcast has been kinder to our community... spoiler alert: it has not. Abysmal at best.#swine #lesbiandrama #justiceforlafayette #LGBTV2 -- We revisit TV for LGBTV 2! Every 5 Episodes (for now) we review LGBTV characters in TV instead of Movies and explore if broadcast has been kinder to our community... spoiler alert: it has not. Abysmal at best .Music By: Weed Wolf (Elks) / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0
Lesbian love, birds, sports, music, an awkward and creepy Mischa Barton, and all of the drama you can ask for. Lost and Delirious (2001) speaks to lesbians every where when a teen is forced between family and the love of her life... who does she pick?
A riff on A Mid Summer Night’s dream where Harry Styles look alike stars in what is basically a gayer version of Teen Witch minus a dope ‘top that’ rap number, and plus a whole lot of Shakespeare and magic flower jizz. Don’t forget to subscribe, share, rate and review on Itunes and shoot us a message at gaymoviessuck.com
Ash sits down with her friend and first guest of the show, Cass, to discuss faking it being cancelled and how its showrunner only made things worse.
Have you ever seen those awful Gary Marshall movies like ‘Valentine’s Day’ and ‘New Year’s Eve’ with basically every celebrity you can think of in it? Well this is a lot like that with celesbians and it’s also a pop punk musical. We discuss why Josh was shocked to discover the director is black, how IMDB cast lists are baffling, and for some reason Love and Hip Hop. Don’t forget to subscribe, share, rate and review on Itunes and shoot us a message at gaymoviessuck.com Music By: Repeat All (Jahzzar) / CC BY-SA 3.0
The early 2000's was filled with terrible hair styles, even worse clothing trends, the most atrocious slang I've heard, the most appalling of stereotypes, the most tasteless sexual kinks, and easily the most offensive time of the the new millennium... or maybe that's just 2004's "Eating Out." We review this week one of the most popular movies among gay men and it is a journey we'll never forget. Don't forget to subscribe and review to GMS, like the facebook page, follow the tumblr and twitter pages, and shoot us an e-mail at gaymoviessuck@gmail.com.
For the inaugural episode of LGBTV we tackle the juggernaut that is Glee and it dawns on us how important Glee actually was to our friendship despite it being the biggest slap in the face in television history. Don’t forget to subscribe, share, rate and review on Itunes and shoot us a message at gaymoviessuck.com All music & clips included in this video are from the hit television series, Glee, owned and created by Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Ian Brennan in conjunction with 20th Century Fox Television, Brad Falchuk Teley-Vision, Ryan Murphy Productions, and 20th Television.
A movie starring a bartender from Coyote Ugly, Roller Girl from Boogie Nights, the Reverse Flash, Nightcrawler from the X-Men, and Molly Shannon? Surely it’s amazing right? Nope, instead we get one of the least funny comedies in rom com history, gay or straight. Don’t forget to subscribe, share, rate and review on Itunes and shoot us a message at gaymoviessuck.com
We’re back after an unexpected week off with the movie so bad our computer rejected the initial audio and we had to record this episode a second time. It’s the story of a boy with the strictest of religious upbringings falling for a boy with the shortest of shorts, it’s Latter Days! Don’t forget to rate and review and drop us a line at gaymoviessuck@gmail.com
Good Friday, mediocre movie. A surfer boy street artist has the worst sister in the history of cinema and falls for whatever the male version of a Mary Sue is. Music By: Favorite Secrets (Waylon Thornton) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0
#Justice4Ste …. Yes, Ste. That's not a typo.
90’s Hell’s Kitchen is terrible. The prototype for the classic ‘lesbian is in love with her awful best friend’ trope, ginger rat tails, and Riot Grrrl. Music Credits: PMS and the Mood Swings.
Well it didn’t take too long to get offensive. Way too many accidental blind jokes, the nicest mean girl in a movie ever, and #boybutts. Music Credits: The Mantles
Izzy Stevens and Rory Gilmore are getting married, lesbians everywhere rejoice...and then are immediately disappointed. Also, grass. Music Credits: PMS and the Mood Swings
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