God Chat with God and Tony

Its a big one, yeah, we tackle Noah, a 600-year-old shipwright with valid seaman, Lots of love Tony If you were a patron, you would have heard this two days ago, that's not a good thing!  Regards Tony and Spit breath

OK, strap in Oysters Pork Prawns Vomit Shampoo Pegs Bullshit Bible Thanks then.

There is no God

It's a bloody awful podcast, do not waste your bandwidth, just and have a nice cup of tea instead of listening, it's the usual 20 minutes of drivel, thanks then. Tony

This is episode # 22 of God Chat with God and Tony,  In this episode - Stones Virgins Milk Condo Bagpipes Clown sick Flakey skin, Thanks to Liam Cairns and his delightful Fiancé for their input!!  Thanks then. Tony & Mucous Membrane.

Imagine a world where god is accountable for all of the bullshit he has thrust onto humanity! then wake up, THIS IS GOD CHAT WITH GOD & TONY - God is a bollock brained invisible fuckwit who floats in space, & this is episode # 21 where we talk about pencils. Kindest regards Tony

Woman, woman, woman, in this episode we explore women, no, not like that you pervert, more of an exploration, a Gods/bible eye view if you will of the aforementioned woman.   Also we feature a new segment of the podcast called "Bible Sex", thanks Nico G for the input, its basically porn, in the Bible.   Tony

The age old problem of Weevil debate rears its ugly head in this episode, we also ask Anne Angel a question which Anne Angel answers in MBTTAA. Apologies,  its not overly good to be fair, its poor at best. Kindest regards Tony and slab lips.

So, what's in this one?  Pubes, Milk, Anne Angel, complaints, Alphabets, no Broth, pork, it's the usual blend of nonsense and bullshit,  Let us know if you have a question for Anne Angel in MBTTAA. And of course, God in AGA, godcahtpodcast@gmail.com @godchat1 Tony and gob shite.

I'm not sure about you, but the whole God/Jesus/crucifixion thing confuses the B Jesus out of me, luckily in this bonus episode we clear all that bollox up, or not, probably.   Thanks to my beautiful wife for helping me with this episode!!   Have a lovely Easter   Regards   Tony & the God Chat team.

Find out why God invented Purgatory in # 17 of God Chat with God & Tony, 28 minutes of tripe. @godchat1 = Twitter godchatpodcast@gmail.com Regards Tony & God Many thanks to The Rancid Taco Podcast (I am not bitter that they have more reviews than us, happy now?) The Rancid Taco Movie Review Podcast on Apple Podcasts Thanks also to Liam Cairns Top Tier Patron.

Episode # 16 of God Chat with God & Tony, its rubbish Thanks to Michael Battin Top Tier Patron for Production input godchatpodcast@gmail.com - questions for god/complaints @godchat1 = Twitter www.godchatmerch.com - Land Fill Thanks then.

Well here it is, episode # 15, Rabbits! Thanks to our latest Patron Michael Battin. his podcast "Hypothetical a what if podcast" can be found here; Hypothetical: A What If? Podcast – A podcast about asking the weird questions. (hypotheticalpod.com) Thanks to Nirvana (the band, not the concept) Thank you God for being you Thank you Jesus, not sure why! godchatpodcast@gmail.com @godchat1 twitters godchatmerch.com = Landfill/merch 

Its time to join the Lord and I in another fascinating journey in workings of God.   Thanks NG for the production input!   @StoryTimewithT4 Storytime with Tom&Mike this episodes promo.   questions for God godchatpodcast@gmail.com = email   @godchat1 = Twitters   Regards Tony! 

Beaver, Beavers are large, semiaquatic rodents in the genus Castor native to the temperate Northern Hemisphere. They also build dams which hold back water! What does Beaver mean to you? godchatpodcast@gmail.com @godchat1 on the twitters www.godchatmerch.com = Landfill Thanks then, bye!! 

Unleash YOUR Inner God Sneak Peak Episode # 1 "You can do Anything!" The Unleash YOUR Inner God course is available for $20000, no refunds. the entire course will is also available free when you become a Patron of the podcast, available on ALL tiers, even the cheap one for fucks sake!  God chat with God & Tony is creating Podcasts | Patreon This is a Sneak peak into the sort of advice you can get from the fucking lord in his first lesson "YOU can do anything!" This lesson will change your life and perspective on life, enjoy it for free, its on us! although God didn't want me give it away because he is a fucking tight arse.

Unleash YOUR Inner God course intro!! God has finally started to release his long awaited self help course, in this introduction you will hear how it works, your motivational speaker is God!!! the creator of the universe for fuck's sake!!, he/his/they will lead you out of your darkness into the light with real time life hacks to make you a success!! from Crypto to weight loss, playing the stock market to paying off your mortgage, this series will re shape your life, so what are you waiting for, TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER GOD!!! 

Merkin = A merkin is a pubic wig, especially for women. It is placed over the genitals to simulate pubic hair and to keep the private body parts from full exposure. Thanks to contributions from Liam Cairns, Nico Gonzalez & Ryan "Look what I've made out of wood" Duffy. Patreon = God chat with God & Tony is creating Podcasts | Patreon Twitter - @godchat1 Email = godchatpodcast@gmail.com Merkin

# 11 We all love god, even you do, I love god, god loves me, he is also love and joy, he is my shepherd and a complete asshole to boot.   This is the worst episodes I ever made..... sorry   Tony & Tony & God   Got a question to God godchatpodcast@gmail.com ask away

You know the drill, 20 minutes or so of utter bollox,    I love you all regardless of your faults.   Tony & spindle fuck

Just in case you were considering joining the lovely warm soft God Chat Patreon family to get extra episodes, I thought I would upload a teaser of part of God's Fifth Miracle, these extra episodes contain 46% more swearing than standard episodes, hopefully this excerpt will deter you from wasting your lovely money by becoming a Patron. God chat with God & Tony is creating Podcasts | Patreon However if you do wish to waste your cash and find out if God did flush the toilet twice, then sign up. Regards Tony

Lets face it, episode # 9 was way too long, and a bit rubbish, as it passed the 30 minute mark I couldn't face adding any more to it, its just not fair on you, or anyone, so I decided to put out episode # 9.5 to answer Audrey's very important question that wouldn't fit into episode # 9,   I hope you find something in here of some use, although I do lack optimism.   Regards   Tony & spit face

This is a real milestone for the podcast, episode # 9 is finally here, and its pretty bloody awful by all accounts,    In a recent review Podcast weekly called "God Chat" a tired rotten dry disaster of an audio production!   Another great review thanks Podcast weekly 

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Well here we go again you lot! another shambolic attempt at humosophy. In the episode we explore another nasal cavity And discover how many balls god has. We have merch, but please don't waste your cash, it second rate cheap crap that will end up in landfill, probably.  https://www.godchatmerch.com Essentially its the same drivel we do each time, pointless shit mess.   Thanks Bye

# 6 Peeping, God peeps, he is a pervert!    Thanks to Liam Cairns for content ideas.   We have Merch!!    www.godchatmerch.com   God Broth Tee Shirt Does that make sense? Tee Shirt God brain is a bubble in space Tee Shirt God Chat Mug God Chat face mask

Format for # 5 God Broth God Botherers Biscuit Bishop Gods Pocket Ask God Anything Song for Joseph Stafford Tier 3 Patron!  Thanks to Liam Cairns & Nico Gonzalez content contributions (God Botherers & Biscuit Bishop) 28 minutes of pointless drivel! you bet.

Its a mess to be fair, Hoff Broth, Barbra Streisand's nose, God in an F1 car, and Heaven gets betrothed to Joel Osteen in God's Will, the official sponsor is Spooons, don't bother! https://www.patreon.com/godchat Twitter = @godchat1 godchatpodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/tony.crump.3532

God doesn't show up, then shows up, we explore Bruce Springsteen's conk, finding Judge Judy at the bottom of a wishing well surrounded by Chickens! we open up the floor to Bamboo Minister, he's made of Bambooooo!  And probably the most important development is the return of the delightful Anne Angel who sings us into Ask God Anything, thank you Anne. https://www.patreon.com/godchat Twitter = @godchat1 godchatpodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/tony.crump.3532

We made it to episode # 2,    God & I visit Barry Gibbs nose, we also tip all of the residents of Tasmania & New Zealand into the sea to make room for the two arguing royal siblings & we showcase Owen Wilsons super calculator, also AGA ask god anything , essentially another 20 minutes of drivel, go out for a run instead or a nice gentle walk. godchatpodcast@gamil.com Twitter - @godchat1  Thanks then

Its been 18 months since I slipped over in the shower and died, a few weeks ago God (maggot mouth) woke me from eternal darkness because he was bored and wanted to make more podcasts again. In this episode God fills me in on what I have missed over the past 18 months while I was dead, God also looks inside some dog shit, finds a pocket that he didn't even know he had, we visit Ron Perlman's nose, and make an interesting broth. This episodes sponsor is Elisabeth Moss's MokeyRabbit (Blessed be the fruit) Its 20 minutes of poorly curated nonsense that you will regret listening to. Sorry godchatpodcast@gmail.com   Twitter = @godchat1    Tony