Podcast appearances and mentions of tom mike

We're inching closer and closer to actual MINNESOTA VIKINGS FOOTBALL! This week, Cy is joined by Tom & Mike to discuss the teams second preseason game against the New England Patriots, as well as the biggest storylines from training camp. ------------- The Cy Amundson Show (@cyamundsonshow) is one of the best sports comedy podcasts around with Cy Amundson (@cyamundson), Blake Wexler (@BlakeWexler), Tom Schreier (@tschreier3), Ethan Heidorn (@ethanheidorn), Rob Searles (@RobBob17), and Chelanga Langason (@chelangason). -------------- As always, a special shout-out to our sponsors Bradshaw and Bryant PLLC - Bradshaw and Bryant specialize in Personal Injury Lawsuits and are available for a free consultation ANY time that you are involved in a situation that leads to Personal Injury, Wrongful Death, or other Criminal Defense Matters. Call them for free at 800-770-7008 -------------- Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes - (The Cy Amundson Show) - each rating gets us higher up on the iTunes charts and brings news fans to the podcast!

The gang kicks things off with a spirited discussion about our ancestors watching them masturbate (pun totally intentional).  Amber asks Tom and Mike to guess the phobia based on name alone, leading to frank discussions about the fear of skaters and emos, Oprah, George Washington's secret love of ice hockey, Nicole Kidman's REAL voice, Swifties Against Seagulls, and Jim Morrison's incomprehensible spoken word ramblings. Mike's segment, a series of monologues delivered in various characters as directed by Amber and Tom, nearly collapses several nearby parallel universes as an influx of Walkens converge on a single point in spacetime. Tom tests Mike and Amber on their knowledge of Extreme Fitness Techniques, including boofing tapeworms for weight loss. In this week's quiz, we discover what Tom, Mike, and Amber's superhero sidekick would be like. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a  Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv  Follow us! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417  https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/  #ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Phobias #NicoleKidman #Walkenverse #ExtremeFitnessTechniques #SuperheroSidekicks#TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators

Things escalate quickly. Amber kicks things off with a dive into bizarre foreign idioms—some charming, some questionable, all extremely Amber. We talk baby ducks as projectiles, Mortal Kombat's secret double beastiality ending, and why Tom is officially a monster. Also: thigh titties. You had to be there. Mike takes us on a nostalgic rampage through the strange artifacts of Gen-X childhood. We call Australia from an Amish payphone, confront the disturbing anatomy of Cap'n Crunch, and redefine the View-Master experience for the digital age. Spoiler: it's now the View-Masturbator. Tom unveils his latest body-hacking technique: Gamma Wave Therapy. Think meditation meets gamma radiation meets vaguely illegal science. Side effects include: involuntary drive-by shaving, increased horniness, and launching footballs vaginally with kegel force. Also, he eats Pokémon now. No further questions. To close things out, Amber gives us a quiz to determine our ideal summer hobby—by designing a zoo. Tom outsources his art project entirely, Mike's zoo may violate ethics laws, and Amber's still the only one taking this seriously. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a  Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv 

In our inaugural episode, we cannonball straight into the deep end of the absurd. Amber tests Tom and Mike's grasp of Victorian slang with a game of Real or Made Up?  Mike proposes starting our own dictionary.  We discuss magical grandma boobs, breakfast sausage moguls, and a public health crisis involving laughing pubic lice. Tom unveils his cutting-edge fitness regimen: Primal Lung Therapy—a blend of intermittent breathing, sprint-induced awakening, and water-screaming. It's exactly what it sounds like. Mike brings the Internet to us with trivia so weird it has to be true: clouds are terrifyingly heavy, Jonathan the tortoise is basically immortal and obsessed with landlines, and bumblebee bats could overthrow society with cuteness alone. Oh, and SPAM? It doesn't actually stand for Shoulder of Pork and Ham. You're welcome. Amber closes things out with a quiz to determine what emotionally compromised critter we are. Ketchup on mac and cheese? Discuss. Extreme coupon hoarders? Naturally. And one thing's clear: Amber's getting the most listener mail, and we're all just living in her inbox. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a  Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv  Email us!  tmamultiverse@gmail.com 

I am so psyched today. I'm with my old buddy Mike Stewart, and we go way back at least 25 years that I can think of back in around 2000. He's the one that got me started doing audio stuff and taught me how to do it, got the equipment for me, dumbed it down so a dummy like me could understand and here we are again today, 25 years later. If you're a Beatles fan, you're going to love this. But even if you aren't a Beatles fan or you've never even heard of them, maybe you're two years old and never heard of them. This entrepreneurial journey for a product that's technically a product, what we're going to talk about today that Mike created out of thin air. Screw The Commute Podcast Show Notes Episode 961 How To Automate Your Business - https://screwthecommute.com/automatefree/ Internet Marketing Training Center - https://imtcva.org/ Higher Education Webinar – https://screwthecommute.com/webinars See Tom's Stuff – https://linktr.ee/antionandassociates 00:23 Tom's introduction to Mike Stewart 07:08 Gold record for Pacman Fever 10:23 Mike does the opening and closing of this podcast 13:48 Tribute bands are very popular 17:03 Four Lads from Liverpool 31:18 Kickstarter perks and rewards 37:08 Ticket prices and sales Entrepreneurial Resources Mentioned in This Podcast Higher Education Webinar - https://screwthecommute.com/webinars Screw The Commute - https://screwthecommute.com/ Screw The Commute Podcast App - https://screwthecommute.com/app/ College Ripoff Quiz - https://imtcva.org/quiz Know a young person for our Youth Episode Series? Send an email to Tom! - orders@antion.com Have a Roku box? Find Tom's Public Speaking Channel there! - https://channelstore.roku.com/details/267358/the-public-speaking-channel How To Automate Your Business - https://screwthecommute.com/automatefree/ Internet Marketing Retreat and Joint Venture Program - https://greatinternetmarketingtraining.com/ KickStartCart - http://www.kickstartcart.com/ Copywriting901 - https://copywriting901.com/ Become a Great Podcast Guest - https://screwthecommute.com/greatpodcastguest Training - https://screwthecommute.com/training Disabilities Page - https://imtcva.org/disabilities/ Tom's Patreon Page - https://screwthecommute.com/patreon/ Tom on TikTok - https://tiktok.com/@digitalmultimillionaire/ Email Tom: Tom@ScrewTheCommute.com Internet Marketing Training Center - https://imtcva.org/ Four Lads from Liverpool - https://fourladsfromliverpool.com Kickstarter - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/fourlads/the-story-of-the-four-lads-from-liverpool Related Episodes Short to Long - https://screwthecommute.com/960/ More Entrepreneurial Resources for Home Based Business, Lifestyle Business, Passive Income, Professional Speaking and Online Business I discovered a great new headline / subject line / subheading generator that will actually analyze which headlines and subject lines are best for your market. I negotiated a deal with the developer of this revolutionary and inexpensive software. Oh, and it's good on Mac and PC. Go here: http://jvz1.com/c/41743/183906 The Wordpress Ecourse. Learn how to Make World Class Websites for $20 or less. https://screwthecommute.com/wordpressecourse/ Join our Private Facebook Group! One week trial for only a buck and then $37 a month, or save a ton with one payment of $297 for a year. Click the image to see all the details and sign up or go to https://www.greatinternetmarketing.com/screwthecommute/ After you sign up, check your email for instructions on getting in the group.

Next up on the Winter Spectacular, Tom, Mike & Zee share their Top 10 Games from 2024.

Brian Bercht interviews 3 different men, each with unique stories, who have turned their lives around after their marital unfaithfulness, helped their wives heal, and restored their families. Each honestly and candidly shares their mistakes as well as their secrets to success.

Tom and Jimmy both get drunker, and things get deeper. Topics include: family relationships; stupid comments from Blue Check Twitter accounts; who would you bang if you had the "hall pass", guy & girl edition; favorite actors; Jimmy's motorcycle #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #family #familyrelationships #bluecheckmark #twitter #hallpass #motorcycles Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike 

Jimmy sets a bold example for Tom and Mike by doing the entire show without a shirt.  Don't worry, he's been doing CrossFit. Topics include: fitness and diet; wine; technology; management jobs suck; be a smart soldier; more on bad managers; sexual harrassment; the Titan sub;  #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #crossfit #wine #encyclopedia #DeweyDecimalSystem #management #sexualharrassment #TitanSub #JasonStallworth #BobbyBrown #Liars Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

Look, YOU try to come up with an explanation for Pete Davidson, okay? Topics include: fashion: form versus function; government whistleblower reports non-human crafts have been captured; panspermia; is Pete Davidson a space alien?; car part villians; are asexual romantic relationships with cats okay?; getting old; weaponized shitting #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #fashion #formandfunction #ufo #uap #panspermia #PeteDavidson #aging #gettingold Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike 

I... well... you see... you know what?  I'm just gonna let Amber handle this one. Topics include: what if Story Time with Tom & Mike were a theme restaurant?; the wrong hole at the wrong time (butt stuff); tiny rave; more butt stuff; Quiz: what do these lyrics from queer bands say about us?;  #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #themerestaurant #sexinjury  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike 

Put yo' hands in the air, if your internet connection drops and you just don't care! Topics include: Emperor Norton I; rat kings; aggressive drivers; leaving the toilet seat up; xenon headlights; weaponized children; Battle Tapes; Scissor Sisters; Mother Mother #EmperorNortonI #ratking #aggressivedrivers #toiletseat #xenonheadlights #weaponizedchildren #BattleTapes #ScissorSisters #MotherMother Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike 

We're back!  After something like seven weeks of radio silence, we have returned to give you the kind of energy that only two hefty middle-aged men can give at the end of the week! Topics include: Pride and the people who are inexplicably against it; Mike spies a gibbon, or possibly a baboon; dildos as a preventative safety method; punctuation as a means of discussing human anatomy; astronaut-based snacks; evolution gun; more Pride stuff; inexplicable bird; Mike's erotic alien fantasy; a firepit full of broken glass; if you're going to be a theist, don't be a hypocrite; Mike's first experience with marijuana; Tom is bested by a one-armed man; some dude poured coffee on his butthole because he lost a bet; Christmas in July?; Tom hangs out with Wiccans; commit to the shit Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike 

Would you get a tattoo from the Tattoo Boss, just for the bragging rights?  Even if it sucked?  Who IS the Tattoo Boss?  Just who the hell are they?  All these questions may or may not be answered in this, episode 189. Topics include: processed frozen food; shaking hands with a homeless person; celebrity impersonators; Gordon Ramsey is a nice man; reality television; more celebrity impersonators; Mike conflates Donald Rumsfeld with  Robert Gates; Rod Roddy and his coat of scintillating colors; Balenciaga; people that don't use their turn signals Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike 

No exceptions. Topics include: Mike's bank account information gets stolen and then he is greviously insulted by a police lady; Mike has more t-shirts than is reasonable; having a bad day; businesses being closed without it being obvious; Mike has a disappointing McDonald's experience; Tom's favorite spam emails; defending the Atari 2600 game ET Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike 

How much wood would you store in a woodshed if a woodshed could store wood?  I would, wouldn't you?  Morning wood.  Okay, so they don't pay me much to write these descriptions, can you tell? Topics include: Tom is buying a house; Mike's beard obsession; fire emergencies; Mike decides that Tom needs a pool table; Mike wears a Ford shirt and drives a Chevy; Mike is a fart boss and he absolutely proves it; treating a child like a fashion accessory; Masterbaker (an improv sketch) Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike 

Do we all got one, or what?  Important questions being asked here, folks. Topics include: Mike and friend of the show Brandon Marsdin have a new podcast in the works; the indictment that didn't happen; Cult 45; Joe Exotic 2024!; taint mysteries; Tom Cruise is a creep; the benefits of owning a trebuchet; Tennesee pot cave (Cato Caves); leaving food trash on the shelves at Wal-Mart; tipping at restaurants; inventions that killed their inventors; horsegasm Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike 

Would YOU live in this tiny spaceship?  Wait 'til you see the fold out replicator! Topics include: homemade Pop Tarts; working from home; sleeping in jeans; being walked in on by your kids during sex; Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves; Star Trek food replicators; Red Dwarf; toilet paper roll configuration: the Wikipedia article; Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike 

For some reason, we dwell on the topic of food a lot more than usual.   Topics include: healthy food options; not-so-healthy food options; stupid guitar tricks; childhood medical issues; age-related memory problems; salmonella is not a guarantee; fitness; You're a Monster If...; video games; nu metal; beards Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 

Today is our birthday!  Well, not OUR birthday, but the podcast's birthday.  We're still accepting gifts and money on its behalf, though. Topics include: going bald; Mike is "sexually immature"; nightmare stairwells and other dreams; secondhand underwear; U2 is a garbage band; Star Wars; Dilbert can suck a dick, and so can J.K. Rowling; man with a firehose dick; Redditors are the worst; intergender sports teams; Christmas memories Watch Tom's guest spot on Spicysonic's channel: https://youtu.be/MSBT6Jmc4uc  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike 

Brandon has a role in an upcoming movie, and we spend about fifteen minutes trying to stay consistently on topic long enough to discuss it.  We're a little scattered-brained in this episode, is what I mean to say. Topics include: bad greeting cards; chewing tobacco; Mike and Tom's asshole childhood friend and his stupid antics; road rage; fisting; homeless people; Daniel Day Lewis; talking cops out of stuff; the Super Bowl (AGAIN); that fish video; Tom's drunken bingo adventure; is there such a thing as false charity?; Jim Carrey; more sports talk Cat painting available at: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ArtByHanah  Sleeeping Porch Vol 1 available at: https://www.lulu.com/spotlight/westernpines  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 

After 180 episodes, we finally tackle the subject: is Mike a monster for liking pineapple on pizza?  Yes.  Yes he is. Topics include: shitty things we did as kids; they're MINERALS, Marie!; pineapple on pizza and other poor food choices; our creepy high school chemistry teacher; the Impersonator Effect; Hogwarts Legacy; Cocaine Bear and other silly names for movies; artificial intelligence; Superbowl LVII; Power Slap; Galaxy Quest Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 

Tony, previously of God Chat with God & Tony, returns to the show. Topics include: Australia doesn't exist; UFOs and exterterrestrials; Professor Tom explains it all; 80's movies; bubbling and soaking; nuclear weapons; long airline flights; animal rights;  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ

In this episode, we dive deep into the bizarre collection of links that Tom had bookmarked in preparation for the show.  I know that's not particularly helpful, but we went hard on the websurfing in this episode. Topics include: porno magazines in auto shop bathrooms; incest porn; AI art; amazing abdominal muscle control; Patriot Mobile; JesusWeen; the world's largest gummy candy Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 

Have you ever visited the Dark Web?  Feel free to listen in and correct us if we're wrong about our wild speculations and half-assed explanations! Topics include: gnoming services on the dark web; annoying fandoms; modernizing the seven dwarves; Tom's goofy asshole cat; a riff track by Tom & Mike?; planning for episode 200; kids grow up so fast; a letter from 1997; Bob Ross Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com 

HORSEN DAS SPART FRAUTED!!!  NEIN!!! Topics include: Sergeant Reckless, the US Marine Corps' most heroic horse; elderly woman crushed to death by falling restaurant sign; ghosts; Jeremy Renner; deepfakes; using Elon Musk to describe things other than Elon Musk; the dangers of depilatory cream; accents and dialects;  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 

What, you don't remember Kurt Cobain saying that?  Are you even a Nirvana fan, bro? Topics include: stuttering; high school; plagiarism; self-checkout lines; Biden vs. Trump: Classified Documents Edition; standup comedy; Houston Bodyworks Exhibition; social media trends; museum of medical oddities;  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 

In this episode, we take a deep dive into the various orifaces on the human body, and the panapoly of objects, various and sundry, that can be inserted into them. Topics include: Mike surprises his dad with an innovative hairstyle; getting better at being neurodivergent; an a shockingly long list of things people inserted into their bodies in 2022; Tom attempts to rescue a feral cat; do you own your pets?; a human bong Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 

In an unusual turn of circumstances, we recorded in the same room.  Seemingly the only difference is that now I (Tom) can actually smell Mike's farts. Topics include: dad's old porno mags; sexually imprinting to a gigantic stuffed giraffe at a tender age; little people; Tom is creepy and Mike is cantankerous; shaving your balls; not answering your phone; dialup internet; enabling child predators; misleading nutrition labels; cats can make you sick; Two Truths and a Lie Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 

As the year draws to a close, Tom and Mike take a look at what happened in 2022. Topics include: Apple stock market value reaches $3 trillion; Russian war on Ukraine; Will Smith and the slap heard 'round the world; Depp v. Heard; NASA unveils first image of Sagittarius A, a black hole at the center of our galaxy; Roe v. Wade overturned; NASA's DART mission; the world population hit 8 billion; notable celebrity deaths in 2022 Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 

We tried.  We really tried to make a wholesome Christmas episode.  But time and time again, we ended up talking about extremely dark shit.  Not even alcohol helped. Topics include: burning turds like Yule logs; giving up on Christmas trees; post-holiday blues; New Year's Eve; unpleasant family reunions; Trump trading cards; garbage celebrity weed; meat-eating cows; hot tub soup; severe worker's rights issues at Santa's Workshop; eggnog; Tom enjoys some Mad Elf from Troegg's (and becomes increasingly drunk); the Pope is a slut; Mike shows Tom some pictures on his phone, which si great for an audio podcast; pinkbutt; why do women find Pete Davidson attractive?; we try so hard to be Christmasy; the other side of the story; locker room power moves; Mike spent a little too much time looking at fart porn; making music; being a teenager and oversexualizing everything; Tom's bigfoot-hunter friend Tom's music: https://proxyhell.bandcamp.com  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 

In the Vancouver parks and recreation world, 'code' is code for lunch.   No word on what the code for the word 'code' is, however.  This is a really long episode, by the way.  Shut up, you love it! Topics include: do you listen to something to help you fall asleep?; we learn that Mike is a roadie for food; Gary Busey got hit in the head with the street; Freddy Mercury, spit in my mouth!; the incest scene in Joe Dirt; Metallica; Mike possesses a certain burliness which is off-putting; finding a gun in the bushes and putting it in your mouth; Tom used to do prank calls; cassette tapes are making a comeback?; great artists left to their own devices sometimes become parodies of themselves Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 

Tony returns to the show to discuss world travel, sometimes with an unexpected Bostonian accent. Topics include: a whip of Indianas; poseurs; dog secretions; ubiquitous Southern accents; dentistry and precum; Stink Factor Five; handwashing; foot dandruff; Kanye has gone insane; Google's acting up; pizza; the worst movies we've seen; Star Wars prequels; Halloween costumes; Christmas in the summertime God Chat with God & Tony: https://godchatpodcast.podbean.com  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 

Collecting the best of episodes 56-61 Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 

Nat from the podcast Stoned N' Social joins us as we slip on our Guy Fieri socks and talk about The Amazing Pud. Topics include: why we podcast; walking in on your parents having sex; religion; Nat's 24-hour podcasting marathon; drinking too much; radical honesty; breakfast cereal; travel; regifting; Guy Fieri; The Amazing Pud; strip clubs and casinos; why we don't have flying cars Listen to Stoned N' Social here: https://www.stonednsocial.com  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 

Collecting the best of episodes 53-55 Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 

BEWARE, FOR VERNON THE VANQUISHED TRASH VAMPIRE PERSISTS STILL!  HE CAN ONLY BE DEFEATED WITH WINDEX! Topics include: Brandon has decided to become a hobo; how gross was Woodstalk... which one?; special education; Mike signed the Santa Clause; Jordan Peterson demands that you vacuum your room; Jim Varney's live action Saturday morning show; the ghost-sex scene in The Exorcist; Tom redlines his mic so hard that it completely failed to pick up the audio; the return of SpaceCloude; burnout; Brazilian steakhouses; using Nair on your balls; Thom Yorke is Tilda Swanton;  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 

Which came first, Adam & Eve, or cave men?  Sorry this episode is a little short - Mike wanted to watch the World Series. Topics include: have we gotten too serious?; drinking melted ice from the Antarctic; H.P. Lovecraft was a dick; Australia is scary; Adam and Eve and cavemen; cannibalism; Wesley Crusher's death trial; Gilbert Gottfried's real voice; Grunge music;  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ

Tom's sister Steph, and her fiancé Kali, join us for a spooky retelling of weird events and ghost hunting.  And then Kali absolutely slays at Would You Rather.  Not for the faint of heart! Topics include: the sleeping bag game; creepy shared nightmares in the Cash house; hallucinating from smoking way too much weed; peacocking; Herschel Walker's tin badge; banana cream peppermint; Germany's KFC and other mixed drinks; built-in shelves and secret passages; getting my mom high; ghost hunting; a brutal round of Would You Rather Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ

Yarr, mately, we be smokin' Neptune's Nectar!  Sea Cocaine, says I! Topics include: groceries; Dr. Oz's "Wegner's" gaff; charcuterie; sweaty Republicans; Hannity is an asshole for playing that Joe Biden phone call; Alex Jones; Russian shills on social media; Nick Adams; RIP Coolio, Angela Lansbury, and Robbie Coltrane; Johnny Depp; we finally review the controversial reality show Black. White. Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ

Leroy returns to the show, where we talk about Big Bang Theory - AGAIN.  Mike finally admits that it's not very good, though, which means we're seeing progress! Topics include: designer genital warts; why is Trump above the law?; are you ready to defend yourself in a home invasion?; sexy Ronald McDonald; Adult Happy Meals; Big Bang Theory versus Always Sunny; climate change; Door Dash was made for stoners by stoners; John Fetterman versus Dr. Oz Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ

InfiDale3476 joins us for a deep dive into atheism, fighting harmful beliefs, and getting arrested for hugging Charles Barkley in this super-long and super-interesting episode! Topics include: should we respect others' religious beliefs?; Tom is accused of being possessed by the Antichrist; intelligence is sexy; relationships; mosh pits; Camden, NJ; Dale loses a close friend to Trump; unlearning bad thinking and prejudices; Dale gets in legal trouble for hugging Charles Barkley; great inventions; learning about other religions; Calvinism; adult diapers Dale's Twitter: https://twitter.com/InfiDale3476 Buy the shirt based on the Tweet, “I'll stop fighting against your imaginary friend when you stop fighting against my real friends.”, here: https://elementxdesigns.threadless.com/designs/fighting-for-friends/mens/t-shirt Pantera - Satan Got Me By the Balls: https://youtu.be/WaxvupelwIo Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ

Don't get it wrong, we love Joe, you'd have to... well... in context it's... oh, just listen to the episode, you'll get it. We've officially ripped off the band-aid, so expect a lot more politics moving forward! WARNING - This episode features a long discussion about alcohol and cannabis use which some listeners may find triggering.  If you are struggling with addiction and you are in the US, go to https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/atod.  Otherwise, you can google "addiction hotline" and find the relevant information for your country. Topics include: trouble for the Trump family; why you can't debate some people; harmful beliefs; alcohol; US military commissaries; Animal Planet's mermaid mockumentary; free will; cannabis; cassette tapes;  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ

Warning!  This is a VERY serious episode, loaded with political commentary.  If you use the word "liberal" as an insult, you'll HATE this episode. Topics include: false heroes; Star Trek; Trisha Paytas; mental illness; mukbang; Doug Mastriano; Dr. Oz; John Fetterman; Ron DeSantis; Greg Abbott; Mike Lindell; A Talking Cat!?! (not the movie); comic strips;  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ

Tom's nephew joins the show for an hour and a half of debauchery and chaos.  No matter how awful the title sounds to you, I assure you, its meaning is even worse. Topics include: Ben's dirty secret about the spicysonic DeviantArt account; who would you cast in a Gilligan's Island reboot?; Ben created an absurdist three film treatment based on a terrible live action Dragon Ball Z movie; Adam Sandler's sad career; interstellar stowaways; Would You Rather?; Ben's YouTube channel, spicysonic, can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9sDOzVSoZnuyIvSFMMCg0Q Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** Unfoldment, Revealment, Evolution, Exposition, Integration by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://chriszabriskie.com/reappear/ Artist: http://chriszabriskie.com/ ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ

Mike's back for an extra long episode in which we talk about food, as usual.  We talk about other stuff, but come on, look at the title! Topics include: Tom narrowly avoids a fight; food pranks; food service; Mike reads a bizarre Craig's List ad; strange insects; Tom and Mike's fucked up high school; seeing your parents naked; ball pain relativity; one word answers; Ice JJ Fish; Tom's tweet blows up Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ

Long before Tom & Mike, we had a short-lived podcast called Stupid Questions, in which we took questions from the internet and emails, and answered them stupidly.  In this episode, we talk about the appendix, bad breath, bezoars, ear wax, and sticky poops.   Recorded Dec 6, 2018

Mike DiCioccio here is the founder and president of Social Chameleon. It's a podcast agency that focuses on producing best in class audio and video podcasts as well as social media content. He's also the host of Mike'D Up. Screw The Commute Podcast Show Notes Episode 632 How To Automate Your Business - https://screwthecommute.com/automatefree/ Internet Marketing Training Center - https://imtcva.org/ Higher Education Webinar – https://screwthecommute.com/webinars See Tom's Stuff – https://linktr.ee/antionandassociates 02:55 Tom's introduction to Mike DiCioccio 06:49 Super high level expert in foreign languages 09:37 Nominated for "Man of the Year" 18:36 Making the transition to starting own business 40:28 Three mistakes people make when starting a podcast Entrepreneurial Resources Mentioned in This Podcast Higher Education Webinar - https://screwthecommute.com/webinars Screw The Commute - https://screwthecommute.com/ Screw The Commute Podcast App - https://screwthecommute.com/app/ College Ripoff Quiz - https://imtcva.org/quiz Know a young person for our Youth Episode Series? Send an email to Tom! - orders@antion.com Have a Roku box? Find Tom's Public Speaking Channel there! - https://channelstore.roku.com/details/267358/the-public-speaking-channel How To Automate Your Business - https://screwthecommute.com/automatefree/ Internet Marketing Retreat and Joint Venture Program - https://greatinternetmarketingtraining.com/ KickStartCart - http://www.kickstartcart.com/ Copywriting901 - https://copywriting901.com/ Disabilities Page - https://imtcva.org/disabilities/ Mike's website - https://socialchameleon.us/ Affiliate program - https://socialchameleon.us/affliate-program Mike's Linktree - https://linktr.ee/mikedicioccio Mention this episode and Mike will take $50 off his 1:1 Podcasting DIY Training. This is evergreen and DOES NOT expire! Email Tom: Tom@ScrewTheCommute.com Internet Marketing Training Center - https://imtcva.org/ Reputable Email - https://screwthecommute.com/631/ More Entrepreneurial Resources for Home Based Business, Lifestyle Business, Passive Income, Professional Speaking and Online Business I discovered a great new headline / subject line / subheading generator that will actually analyze which headlines and subject lines are best for your market. I negotiated a deal with the developer of this revolutionary and inexpensive software. Oh, and it's good on Mac and PC. Go here: http://jvz1.com/c/41743/183906 The Wordpress Ecourse. Learn how to Make World Class Websites for $20 or less. https://screwthecommute.com/wordpressecourse/ Join our Private Facebook Group! One week trial for only a buck and then $37 a month, or save a ton with one payment of $297 for a year. Click the image to see all the details and sign up or go to https://www.greatinternetmarketing.com/screwthecommute/ After you sign up, check your email for instructions on getting in the group.

This week Tom & Mike look back at CM Punks ROH promo talking down to Raven, Going heel on The Rock and the infamous Pipebomb!  Of course we have gambling stories, tips and so much more! If you enjoy the show, please leave a rate and review! Join our Discord and come chat with us! Follow us all over social media by checking out our website: www.theturnbuckletavern.com  Tom @TheOGFigKid on Twitter and IG. Mike @MikeBelcaster on Twitter and IG. @TBuckleTavern on Twitter @TurnbuckleTavern on IG  

Tom & Mike break down the Brodie Lee promo where he challenges Cody Rhodes to the original dog collar match in AEW.  We talk Piper/Valentine, Punk/MJF and as usual take on you a trip down as our conversation veers off in many directions.   If you enjoy the show, please leave a rate and review! Join our Discord and come chat with us! www.theturnbuckletavern.com  Tom @TheOGFigKid on Twitter and IG. Mike @MikeBelcaster on Twitter and IG.