Two dumbasses navigating their way through life, and roasting each other (& everyone, really) along the way
A good hoe knows how to grow See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Blender: A hard limit See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
As a thirsty hoe myself, always thirsty for traps See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
What's higher? Plant count or kill count? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
TBD = To Be Dicked See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Ok, but does she still work at Sephora? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
I wanna hurt your feelings. Get naked. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We're back breaking beds See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Ru-search update: NFL wide receivers See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Every residential room is a sex room See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
All cats look the same in the dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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Hoes don't hiatus See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
One for the 'gram, one for the fam See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Same face, fresh baggage See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
I'm a lot of things, but psychic ain't one. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Warning: this episode is very sloppy #relatable See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
If you make it to the lockscreen, you got it locked in See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Tell me about your second cumming See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Can vegans eat pussy? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Tik Tok, but make it French See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
If we get sued, is it clout? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
6ix9ine reasons why See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Cum chase this waterfall See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Get under him, to get over him See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Paging Dr. Ryan to examine Ru's hymen See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Hello and goodbye no nut November See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Do dick appointments in another country count as a work trip? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Is a fantasy football team, a roster of guys you wanna fuck? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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We can't Keith secrets See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
And then he wrote a cuntry song about it See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
When they go low, we go lower. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RIP in peace, following tab See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Smash the patriarchy, by smashing some patriarchs. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
I can't wait for your phone to take photos of me. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Sloppy or naw? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
I wanna be a collection of holes to make you whole. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We're not deflowering, we're destroying. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Welcome our first guest Laura @l_priorities (because we couldn't have said her handle more than we did) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
No, I'm not plus one material. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Happiness: choose your own adventure See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
How far would you drive for half a box of condoms? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Three minutes of missionary, and you're being thrown off the balcony. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Who needs big dick energy, when you can have old dick energy? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
If you were hotter, I'd let this aggressive behaviour slide. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Message us and take a chance See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
No man is worth losing your diamond earrings for. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
So you're telling me you can view my stories, but not respond to my text? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Let's see how this goes See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.