Maybe don't listen to episode 1 Every Tuesday podcast giants Calvin Mattson and Nick Ericksen take you on a loosely-segmented, banter-filled comedic journey. When life and life-adjacent things have you down, come listen to these silly dudes talk about funny things. From segments like "Spicy Trivia" and "Drink Review" to "Let's Discuss That Thing" and "Top Ten: A Show About Ten Things," the guys in hats are here to provide you with your weird, wacky comedy fix every single week.
Calvin Mattson and Nick Ericksen
What are those lil animal guys even made of. No one really knows I guess. In this looser-than-usual episode, those crazy guys talk about surviving the world's most dangerous situations as well as how to be the coolest middle schooler in town and busting out beyblades in the adult world. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. MCSCOOS --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve... one hundred and forty six (gasp) In this episode, Calvin and Nick travel back in time. Or forward in time? It's hard to tell. They also discuss when you're tall and when you're not, and smash some world records (possibly one, definitely got another one in the bag in the future). All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. Also, thank you for a year and a week :) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
This is a feed drop of a concept podcast tentatively titled "Passing Through Nothing: A Philosophy Podcast Project," celebrating the spontaneity of our most meaningful conversations. This episode features Gabe Goeddeke and Nick Ericksen discussing hope in a rain tunnel located in the forest of Norwalk, Wisconsin as well as the allegory of the cave in a cave located on the banks of the St Croix in Stillwater, Minnesota. Happy one year of Guys in Hats, everyone. We are so thankful you've all stuck around for a year, and will be back at full health soon to give everyone the party they deserve.
All these bad bitches say they love me, I already know Check the, check the ring that's on my finger 'cause I'm married, hoe In this episode, Calvin and Nick record via Zoom. The audio will continue to improve as we work on the visual medium. They discuss how to become exceedingly wealthy and explore the darkest corners of human desire. Also, Calvin raps about being married. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Calvin's had some bad luck on that front. In this episode, Calvin records inside a tin can. Also, the guys discuss South Dakota, stand-up comedy, and one of the greatest Claires in history. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Nick decided to go spend the week in the lovely state of South Dakota so Calvin is left alone to scramble this week. He brings on his friend Trey Te who is making his podcast debut. They discuss fast food slogans, late-night snacks, and much more on this week's episode of Guy's in Frats. (Unlike last week, this episode certainly is not the cleanest). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
There has been an attack and you are a suspect. Calvin is being a cross-country simp these days, so Nick has invited Cincinnati Ohio's own Clare (you know, the Clare) to cohost this week's episode. In this episode, Nick and Clare discuss how to make baseball better, how one's personality is based off of how they approach the Dum Dum mystery flavor sucker, and whether Ohio or Minnesota has contributed more to our society. All this and more on this week's episode of Nick and Clare and not Calvin in Hats (they're not). Also, by sheer coincidence, I do think this is our first ever clean episode. Wow. Obligatory Michael Cera and Lil Nas X invite --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
The grind begins again next week, but for now, enjoy this experimental, low stakes, mini episode. In this, our most experimental episode, Calvin and Nick invent the new hit segment That's My Clare from the ashes of the proposed segment I Need A Bad Pitch. It is a story of creation, destruction, and Claires/Clairs/Clares/Clayors. All this and more on this week's episode of the Guys in Hats loosely segmented comedy podcast. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Sorry Richard, there's some terrible Canadian accents in this ones. In this episode, Nick helps Calvin write a paper, both boys tap into their northern side, and Nick and Calvin both come up with the same segment independent of each other. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. Michael and Lil Nas, join the party, friends. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
You can catch us smoking that 50/50 w33d paprika blend all day long. On this episode, Calvin and Nick are reunited after two long weeks. They think about thinking about thunk thinkers, very much connect with the stoner culture they are very much a part of, and ask the age-old question: Was that funny, Ava? All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. Michael Cera please, I'm begging you See Nick's show April 22, 23, 24, at z.umn.edu/freshscenes --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Justice for Daunte Wright. Here are some ways to help his family and his community: https://mspmag.com/arts-and-culture/general-interest/how-to-help-daunte-wright-brooklyn-center-updated/ Calvin was unable to perform his holy podcast duties, so Lauren valiantly stepped in to do the sow with her nameless boyfriend. They discussed things dads say, whether Walter E is scary, and big pumpkin heads. All this and more on this week's episode of Humans in Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
List 8 foods that you spoon. Literally impossible. In this episode, Calvin is back in the "studio." They guys have a same-drink drink review, discuss the limited number of spoonable foods, sit on walls, and share a surprisingly sincere moment at the end. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys In Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
As good christian mothers, our Facebook is morally opposed to descending into hell on a badass stripper pole. In this episode, Calvin and Nick cordially invite Lil Nas X on the pod while discussing his recent cool things. They also embark on another choose your own adventure game that takes a strange twist. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys In Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
It's pronounced "Late Late Show Band Leader and Question Asker" In this episode, Nick recounts his fun play adventure while Calvin goes over his March Madness bracket. Also, the guys discuss robot eagles, witches, muffins, and whether or not they would beat the Kool Aid Man in a fight. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. MCPCOOS --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
A CapriSun can do terrible things to a person. In this episode, Calvin and Nick do a lightning round of late-night comedy brainstorming. Also, the guys partake in a Kanye/iCarly/linguistics quiz and bring about the most loose goose segment yet: what's in my hands (not likely to return). All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. The last 30 seconds of the podcast are for Michael Cera's personal enjoyment and relaxation. Enjoy, Mike :) ;) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
It's out there somewhere, you know In this episode Calvin might actually be naked. Also, the guys revive a segment from the forbidden, lost-to-time episode as well as discussing people eating people and vampires eating people. All this and more on this week'w episode of Guys in Hats. Michael Cera, we would love to get in contact with you. Please email us at Guysinhatspodast.gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Not Simpson...... you can't name any others The new logo is slightly different because we remembered "Guys. Hats. Talk." means literally nothing. On this episode, the guys deliver the final verdict of which fast food places are good. They also discuss basketball crypto and prepare to ask all of Los Angeles about the Lisas they know. Stayed tuned for that. All this and more on this weeks episode of Guys In Hats. Dear Michael Cera, we would for you to come on the show. Email us at guysinhatspodcast.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Cruella holds so much more power over her local coffee shop than we ever realized. In this episode, Calvin and Nick go over US History, test the scientific viability of Buzzfeed, and get very scared by the horny (horned) king. All this and more on this week's episode of the Guys In Hats loosely segmented comedy podcast. You are loved. You are a powerful, powerful Dalmatian warrior. Sia sucks Michael Cera come on our show --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Gather your friends, gather your turnips, and head to our private island immediately. In this episode, Calvin opens a bag of chips in a way that was virtually impossible to edit out of the sound experience. Both of those racially guys also talked about football and Animal Crossing (featuring Luke). Also, they of course managed to get just a little bit of TikTok chat in there. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys In Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Calvin is sick with a non-COVID thing, so Nick has called in his girlfriend, Lauren, to do some comedy pinch hitting. In this episode, they discuss Calvin's proudest moments, decide parrot boiling etiquette, and turn the dial up to 1234567898P765432123456 for SPICY TRIVIA 3!!!!! All this and more on this week's episode of guy and girl in hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
It's the natural order of things. In this episode, Calvin and Nick describe the worst defecation locations across the nation as well as discuss baby names and Calvin's endeavors into fr*ts (for the metadata). All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Does your girlfriend have a boyfriend? I hope so. If not, a difficult conversation may be ahead of you. We are now entering into what historians will undoubtedly call "The Mono Period" of our program. Is Nick's voice a small fruit made up of pink seeds? Because he's sounding like a RASPberry (that's funny shut up). In this episode, Nick does the first of, presumably, many gross mono things, Calvin explains his latest grift, and both guys enter into a spirited debate on breakfast cereals. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys In Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Bow down to this landmark scientific discovery. In this episode, Calvin has officially settled into California except for the ever-droning sound of Ikea furniture being made. Nick quizzes Calvin on California stuff and they test their ability to bring a revolutionary office product to market All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Calvin is mid-move, so we thought this was the perfect opportunity to post our first-ever best-of compilation to celebrate the new year and six months. We will be back with an all-new episode next week :) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
I worked my audio editing magic, but just know that only Calvin's microphone was on for the first half of the show. Calvin Moves out to LA next week, so the boys had to do something special for his final in-studio episode in a while. In this episode Calvin, Nick, and Gabe recreate the first ever GIH segment and partake in a discussion of magic theory as well as a pretty tight shower harmony. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys In Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
You better not be on the naughty list, or his powerful horns will eat you. In this episode of GIH, Calvin and Nick name their possible successors in case of death. They also brainstorm last-minute Christmas present ideas and rewrite some of the world's most beloved Christmas cinema classics. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Get Will F on the line, we've got the perfect movie for him. In this episode, the guys enter an expansive comedic dreamscape where they talk about very random things in perhaps the most loosely segmented comedy podcast episode since episode one. Talking points include Lil Yachty, TikTok, and comedy Gladiator. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. Drop your favorite Home Alone movie in the comments. If you can't find the comments, look harder. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
The gator says "eeeuughgygeh!" In this episode, Calvin and Nick go on a detoxifying journey and embark on a journey to the ~past.~ They also finish reciting the greatest story ever told by any person ever. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys In Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Do you have time to hear the greatest story ever told?. In this remote episode, Nick feels tempted by his inner white woman, Calvin tricks Google into thinking he is an old, old man, and both boys relay the greatest human interaction they have ever had. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Y'know, like Wii Sports tennis. In this episode of Guys in Hats: After Hours (recorded between the hours of 11pm and 1am), Calvin and Nick pay their respects to big JC for inventing all the holidays. Also, Calvin dips back into the ol' improv role-play bag and both guys slowly and figuratively turn to stone in order to rejuvenate their tired, old skin. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats: After Hours. Thank you to Stella for being on the show this time. Anchor is cool and so is @makingfriendsatcollege --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Why are you reading this, everything you need to know is in the title. If you must know, Nick presents Calvin with a shrine, the guys discuss the best animals (spoiler: Starfox isn't the best animal), and Nick finds a kindred dubstep spirit during Let's Discuss That Thing. Thank you to Valentina for being on the show and for Billy Rushman for making those friends at college. Hit the like button to receive a free stalk of celery. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Sources have confirmed that the juice was not expired. That's just what pomegranate juice tastes like. In this episode, the guys discuss how to streamline your office space, analyze premiere literature, and usher in the triumphant return of Calvin's freestyles. All this and more on this week's Episode of Uysge in Atshe. Tell you friends about the show or perish. Thanks to Ally, David, George, Lucy, Mae, Mathias, and Rae for your wacky ideas. Billy Rushman makes cool shirts too (makingfriendsatcollege on Instagram) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
YOU CAN NOW WATCH US PODCAST ON YOUTUBE In this episode, los guys explore the most ludicrous off-brand products on the market and go through indescribable pain in the triumphant return of Spicy Trivia. Five guests also appear on this weeks Let's Discuss That Thing to answer the question: Is the Earth A. Flat, B. Round, or C. Other. All this and more on the 18th episode of Guys in Hats. Thanks to Colin, Hattie, Paulina, Safwa, and Zack go vote plz --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
For real, for real this time. In this episode, Calvin becomes more knowledgable on haunted objects, Tommy joins the pod to discuss pumpkin abuse, and both guys embark on a very crazy Gotcha! All this and more on the weeks episode of Guys in Hats. Special Thanks to Tommy McCabe and Making Friends @ College --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Full lyrics to this song will be released on Genius. I'm trying to recover the episode. We shall see. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
This is a command. Eat the Mona Lisa In this episode, the guys make their triumphant return to feline improv, decide whether or not to eat a famous piece of art, calculate inflation, and try to predict the trendiest music from the past. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. Register to vote --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
HOMEWORK: Everyone watch Velocipastor!!! In this episode, Nick and Calvin have their first of many encounters with zoo juice, talk to an expert about showering and beautiful music resulting from that showering, and relate wholeheartedly to their rapidly growing British audience. All this and more on episode 14 of Guys In Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
This week the boys learn about the hardships of falsified game shows, discuss Colonel Sander's wrinkly fingers, and for the first time ever, bring a special guest onto the show. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
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In this episode, Calvin recounts the painful tale of his broken broken bones as Nick consoles him with tales of even stupider ways people have crunched their bones. Both guys also delve into cross-genre songwriting such as a country-style club banger and a heavy metal commercial jingle. All this and more on this week's Guys In Hats somewhat funny podcast experience. Also, go buy a hoodie. guysinhatsmerch.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In this episode, the guys establish that Nick is not funny as they enter the mind of Britain's pride and joy, Gordon R. They also delve into the internet's most hated content and partake in an uncharacteristic amount of rapping. All this and more on the tenth episode of Guys In Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
MERCH STORE OUT NOW USE PROMO CODE "CALVIN" OR "NICK" FOR $5 OFF A HOODIE In this episode of the greatest podcast in North America, Calvin and Nick hold a hat-themed brawl in the parking lot of a grocery store. Also, Nick achieves his revenge of Calvin. All this and more on Episode 9 of the Guys In Hats loosely segmented comedy and talking show. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
GUYS IN HATS MERCH STORE UP NOW!!! Use promo code "CALVIN" or "NICK" for $5 off a Guys In Hats Hoodie. In this episode the guys in hats solve the ~mystery of skull island~ as well as question the downsides to immortality and recount the ancient legend of Beanwater Man. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys In Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In this episode, them there boys plot the perfect crime and make their show more pleasing to the male audience. Also, Calvin sings a beautiful Broadway tune and Nick dies live on the podcast. All this and more in this week's episode of Guys In Hats. Keep an eye out for the march line... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In this episode we touch on mankind's greatest inventions, test the extent of Nick's cinematic knowledge, and astrologically prove Calvin's simp susceptibility. All this and more on the week's episode of Guys In Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In this week's episode the guys air out the world's largest conspiracies, establish themselves as premiere voice actors, and Nick unleashes his true freestyle powers. All this and so much more on this week's episode of Guys In Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In this weeks episode the guys travel the world, laugh in the face of death, learn some sweet facts and do some kitty role play. This and much more on this weeks episode of Guys in Hats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In this episode we recap an adventure, consult an all-knowing rock, eat some spicy sauce, and start our very own kombucha company. All this and more on episode three of Guys in Hats! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Episode two features a more structured format, but no less fun. We come to terms with turning 40, reflect on hip-hop through the ages, and ask ourselves "did we ruin everything?" All this and more on episode two of Guys in Hats! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
We fight through technical difficulties and body insecurities to officially launch the Guys In Hats podcast. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app