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LowBattery בלי סוללה
טבעת ההרגלים של סמסונג - Galaxy Ring

LowBattery בלי סוללה

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2025 29:51


  שחר ניסה את הגלקסי רינג של סמסונג והוא תוהה למה כל כך חשוב לו לקבל ציון גבוה על השינה מהאפליקציה   זוהי טבעת המכילה מד דופק, מד טמפרטורה לעור ומד תאוצה. שלושת החיישנים האלה מספיקים לסמסונג כדי לייצר עמודים ארוכים של גרפים ותובנות על המצב הבריאותי שלכם, ולייצר המלצות על איך אפשר לשפר את החיים. אני רק אגיד שזה מצחיק שהם טרחו לציין במפורש שיש להשתמש בטבעת על האצבע בלבד. אם אתם לא יודעים למה הכוונה, תשאלו בקול רם בארוחת שישי את האדם הכי מבוגר בשולחן. לי זה נראה כמו עוד פרק בניסיון של חברות טכנולוגיה לשים מחסום בין המשתמש לדברים שהוא גם ככה יכול היה לעשות בעצמו.  אם נסתכל על כל אפליקציות הכושר האלה שמופיעות בפרסומות בכל מקום, ברמה השטחית ביותר כל מה שהן עושות זה לקחת מידע פומבי ולארוז אותו מחדש כאתגר. אבל יש כאן רובד נוסף והוא הצבת חומת תשלום בינך לבין המידע. הרבה אנשים מחליטים לעשות כושר, אבל בפועל כל מה שהם עושים זה לקנות ציוד או מנוי לחדר כושר. ברגע שאתה עושה את זה, אתה כבר מרגיש שעשית את הצעד המשמעותי בדרך לאיזה יעד שזה יהיה, ופה בדיוק האנרגיה דועכת.   מכשירי וולנס ביתיים ואפילו תכשירים להלבנת שיניים עובדים על אותו עיקרון. הם מחליפים את הפעולה עצמה, את ההתמודדות עם השינוי בהרגלים, בפעולת רכישה. הרי רכישה היא כאב שאפשר להמיר בהנאה וזה בדיוק מה שהחברות האלה עושות - הן מאפשרות לך להמיר את כאב הרכישה לתחושה של טיפוח עצמי וכל זה תמורת עלות המוצר או המנוי.   אז איך מונעים מהציבור להבין את התוכנית מיד ולבקש החזר כספי? כל פעולה, כל טיפול, כל אתגר, הם תמיד דורשים התחייבות רציפה להרגל חדש - לרוב מינימום שבועיים. היות ולשנות הרגלים זה דבר מאוד קשה, יש סיכוי מאוד נמוך שתעקוב אחר ההוראות ברציפות. לכן כשהשינוי המיוחל לא יקרה והתוכנית תיכשל, האשם יהיה אתה ורק אתה, ולא התוכנית המטופשת שנרשמת אליה. הגלקסי רינג הוא בדיוק זה. מוצר שכל תפקידו לשכנע אותך שהדרך היחידה להיות בריא זה לשים את עצמך במעקב רציף, בתקווה לקבל ציון גבוה מהאפליקציה על כל פעולה שגרתית בחייך. את כל מה שהטבעת עושה, גם שעון כושר ב-200 שקל של שיאומי עושה ובשני המקרים, המידע בחזקת הצעה בלבד ללא כל התחייבות רפואית.   יחד עם זאת, רמת הניתוח שסמסונג מציעה היא הגבוהה ביותר שנתקלתי בה, ויש לזה תועלת למי שיש לו סיבה להיות מודאג. למשל סטורציית חמצן בדם נמוכה בזמן השינה יכולה להעיד על דום נשימה. דופק גבוה בזמן מנוחה יכול להעיד על 500 בעיות אחרות. אלו הם דברים שלא היית נחשף אליהם בלי מכשיר כמו הטבעת.   אני נהנה לקום בבוקר ולראות שקיבלתי ציון שינה טוב, אני אפילו אלך לישון מוקדם יותר כדי לרצות את האפליקציה. בסופו של דבר אני מרוויח, אבל גם בלי הטבעת אני יודע שאני לא ישן טוב - כי אני עייף. ואני יודע שאני נוחר, כי אשתי בועטת בי ולמידע הזה עשיתי מנוי כשקניתי טבעת זהב. https://www.samsung.com/uk/support/mobile-devices/how-to-use-the-samsung-galaxy-ring/   אני אוהב לראות את הפער בין החומר השיווקי של הטבעת לבין ההוראות היבשות שלה. Things to keep in mind when using your Galaxy Ring: Nicks and scratches can occur if you are not careful while wearing your ring, even during everyday activities. As these are not covered by the warranty, please handle your ring with care. Wear your ring on the hand you use less frequently. Avoid wearing metal rings on the same finger or adjacent fingers. Remove your Ring when lifting or handling heavy, hard objects. Don't wear your Ring during exercises that use machines, especially those that involve gripping a hard bar-like object such as weights, dumbbells, or iron bars, as this could cause hand injuries. Please be careful not to damage your ring when handling other objects (phones, phone cases, watches, etc.) while wearing it. Make sure your finger and ring are clean and dry before wearing the ring. לרלרת שחר על משהו שהוא גילה בשואבי אבק רובוטיים - חומר הניקוי שיש לפעמים בין מיכלי המים בתחנת העגינה, הוא לשטיפה של המברשות בלבד, זה לא שם כדי לנקות את הרצפה. שחר נתקל במתחרה ל-OBS בשם Meld Studio וניסה להעביר את השידור לשם, אבל זה לא תומך בוידאו עם אלפא אז שילך להתקעווד. שחר מרגיש את הגב. לשחר נתפס הגב כי הוא עשה תנועה. לא תנועה לא נכונה. תנועה. המלצה בדקה - VelociPastor - סרט קצר, מטופש גרוע-בכוונה ומהנה.

Opinionated Movie Reviews
The Velocipastor

Opinionated Movie Reviews

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 103:34


The movie born from a spelling mistake. Come join our discord! https://t.co/WwwXmsh2MZ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Opinioncast Support us! https://www.patreon.com/opinionated Check out Rick's books! https://www.amazon.com/stores/Rick-Fox/author/B00LM9YTMI

How Did This Get Made?
VelociPastor (HDTGM Matinee)

How Did This Get Made?

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 74:58


Paul, June, and Jason discuss the 2019 comedy horror action film The VelociPastor. They talk about not knowing when they were being winked at, daylight VelociPastor, June's sauna bed viewing experience, Tik Tok, and more. (Originally released 9/10/20) HDTGM Spring Tour 2025 tickets are now on sale for Austin, Denver, Seattle, Boise, San Fran, Portland, & LA at hdtgm.com.Order Paul's book about his childhood: Joyful Recollections of TraumaCheck out new HDTGM movie merch over at teepublic.com/stores/hdtgmJoin the HDTGM conversation on Discord: discord.gg/hdtgmPaul's Discord: discord.gg/paulscheerVisit Paul's YouTube page: youtube.com/paulscheerFollow Paul's movie recs on Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paulscheer/Friend Zone w/ Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch every Thursday 5pmPT / 8pmET: www.twitch.tv/friendzoneLike good movies too? Listen to Unspooled with Paul and Amy Nicholson: https://www.unspooledpodcast.com/Listen to The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael: www.thedeepdiveacademy.com/podcastWhere to find Paul, June, & Jason:@PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter@Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on TwitterJason is not on social media Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using the link: siriusxm.com/hdtgm.

Bret & Tony with Ash & Abe
The VelociPastor (2018)

Bret & Tony with Ash & Abe

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2024 92:33


B Movies are the Best Movies   This week we are joined by our resident dinosaur expert Dane Feenstra to talk about the 2018 documentary The Velocipastor    After losing his parents in a freak CGI accident, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

DESTINO ARRAKIS
DA QMEV. Velocipastor - Episodio exclusivo para mecenas

DESTINO ARRAKIS

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2024 63:43


Agradece a este podcast tantas horas de entretenimiento y disfruta de episodios exclusivos como éste. ¡Apóyale en iVoox! ¿Qué podía salir mal? Una película recomendada por Albert nos sirve para retomar este formato. Sacerdotes, ninjas, maldiciones milenarias y un dinosaurio justiciero. Injustamente olvidada en los Oscar. Ricar, Raúl, Albert, Abraham y Manuel rinden sentido homenaje a esta demencial película en la que sus 36.000 dólares de presupuesto no se ven por ninguna parte y gritan al unísono: Pero... ¿Qué me estás vendiendo?. Escucha el episodio completo en la app de iVoox, o descubre todo el catálogo de iVoox Originals

WHY?
The Velocipastor (2018)

WHY?

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 54:10


Hayden, Nathan, and Cole sit down with special velociguest Riley Moore to discuss the 2018 film The Velocipastor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No Bodies
Episode 41: The Horror Alphabet | S-Z

No Bodies

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2024 120:00


Episode 41: The Horror Alphabet | S-Z This episode was recorded on September 7, 2024 and posted on November 2, 2024. Content Warning: Light vulgarity.  Introduction Welcome to No Bodies Episode 41 Introductions to your Ghosts Hosts with the Most - Lonely of Lonely Horror Club and Projectile Varmint aka Suzie Happy Spooky Season from No Bodies!  Introductions to our guest - How Many Films in a Year aka Poppy Today's Topic: The Horror Alphabet Part Four Welcome Back to the 2nd Annual October Special on No Bodies! The Horror Alphabet - our longest watchlist to date, featuring bests, worsts, and deep cuts from every letter of the alphabet!  This will be a blind reaction recording - which means none of the hosts are aware of what the others are bringing to the table. The only notes we will have prepared are the ones for our own recommendations.  The Horror Alphabet Rules  For films that begin with "The," the film will begin with the first letter of the first word following "The." Example: The Awakening would begin with the letter A.  For films with multiple words in the title, the film will begin with the first letter of the first full word. Example: I See The TV Glow would begin with the letter I. For films that begin with a number in the title, the film will begin with the first letter of the first word. Example: 28 Days Later will begin with the letter D.  We will not be including any films with titles made up of just numbers, like 1922.  Media Discussion Worst of S Slender Man (2018) - Lonely & Suzie  The Shuttered Room (1967) - Poppy Best of S Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) - Lonely Spring (2014) - Suzie  Scream (1996) - Poppy Worst of T There's Something Wrong with the Children (2023) - Lonely  They/Them (2022) - Suzie  Tarot (2024) - Poppy  Best of T The Tall Man (2012) - Lonely  Timecrimes (2007) - Suzie  Talk to Me (2022) - Poppy  Worst of U The Untold Story (1993) - Lonely  Unwelcome (2022) - Poppy & Suzie  Best of U Under the Shadow (2016) - Lonely  Unfriended: Dark Web (2018) - Suzie  Urban Legend (1998) - Poppy Worst of V The Vatican Tapes (2015) - Lonely  The Veil (2016) - Suzie  Viking Wolf (2022) - Poppy Best of V Veronica (2017) - Lonely  Violation (2020) - Suzie The Village (2004) - Poppy  Worst of W Wish Upon (2017) - Lonely  Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) - Suzie & Poppy Best of W We Are What We Are (2013) - Lonely The Wolf House (2018) - Suzie  Wolf Creek (2005) - Poppy Worst of X X (2022) - Lonely & Suzie  Xtro (1982) - Poppy Best of X X (2022) - Poppy Worst of Y YellowBrickRoad (2010) - Lonely  You Should Have Left (2020) - Poppy Best of Y You're Next (2011) - Lonely & Poppy You'll Never Find Me (2023) - Suzie  Worst of Z Zombeavers (2014) - Lonely Zominic the Cannibal Baby (2017) - Suzie  Zombies (2016) - Poppy Best of Z Zombieland (2009) - Lonely Zodiac (2007) - Suzie Zombie Flesh Eaters (1979) - Poppy Suzie's Deep Cuts & Surface Wounds This segment highlights lesser known films based on their IMDB ratings. If something has 5k or under reviews on IMDB, we'll call it a Deep Cut. If something has between 6-10k reviews on IMDB, we'll call it a Surface Wound. Deep Cuts: Slaughterhouse (2023), Teke Teke (2009), The Transfiguration (2016), What We Become (2015), Wilkolak Werewolf (2018) Surface Wounds: Sissy (2022), Unwelcome (2023), Velocipastor (2018), Vermines (2023), You Might be the Killer (2018) Closing Thoughts Are there any films we didn't mention for this set of letters that are worth giving a shout out to, for better or worse? Thank you to our guest! Follow Poppy's reviews @howmanyfilmsinayear on Instagram! Keep Up with Your Hosts Check out our instagram antics and drop a follow @nobodieshorrorpodcast.  Take part in our new audience engagement challenge - The Coroner's Report! Comment, share, or interact with any Coroner's Report post on our socials to be featured in an upcoming episode.  Projectile Varmint - keep up with Suzie's film musings on Instagram @projectile__varmint Lonely - read more from Lonely and keep up with her filmstagram chaos @lonelyhorrorclub on Instagram and www.lonelyhorrorclub.com. Original No Bodies Theme music by Jacob Pini. Need music? Find Jacob on Instagram at @jacob.pini for rates and tell him No Bodies sent you!  Leave us a message at (617) 431-4322‬ and we just might answer you on the show!  

Let's Talk About Stuff!
377. A Heinous Sandwich - HORROR HODGEPODGE 2024 ft. Christian Cook

Let's Talk About Stuff!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 111:28


On this special Halloween Horror Hodgepodge episode of LTAS, we're joined once again by Steven's nephew, CHRISTIAN COOK, to discuss all things spooky, including: Christian's 2024 haunt and his plans for the future, Steven's VHS version of 'THE HAUNT IS ALIVE'*, Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948), Terrifier (2018), Terrifier 2 (2022), The Wolf Man (1941), Friday the 13th (film series), Creature From the Black Lagoon Lives! (Skybound / Image Comics), Child's Play / Chucky (franchise), 'The Chucky Song' by Simon Stokes, Halloween Illustrated (novel), Chopping Mall, Velocipastor, our least favorite Halloween candies, & so much more! *Check out Steven's VHS Version of 'THE HAUNT IS ALIVE' starring Christian Cook on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgXmQ4F2T1w&t=9s (Be sure to leave a Like as well!) Don't forget to subscribe to the SCREAM-O-VISION YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@Scream-O-Vision And check out the 2023's original 3-part episodic version of THE HAUNT IS ALIVE here: https://www.youtube.com/@alittlelessprofoundfilms ———————————————————— To see images of the stuff discussed, look at your device's screen while listening! Go here to get some LTAS Merch: http://tee.pub/lic/huI4z_dwRsI Email: LetsTalkAboutStuffPodcast AT gmail DOT com Follow LTAS on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ltaspod/?hl=en Subscribe to Steven's YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/@alittlelessprofoundfilms?si=exv2x7LZS2O1B65h Follow Steven on Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/stevenfisher22/ Brent is not on social media. A 5-Star rating on your podcast app is appreciated! And if you like our show, share it with your friends! I LOVE A JASON IN THE STREETS, BUT A MICHAEL IN THE SHEETS.

Video Store Podcast
Animated Halloween Specials

Video Store Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 22:01


Hi! Welcome back to the Video Store Podcast. I'm not going to lie, I'm on thin ice with management. I thought I was doing our customers a favor by swapping out all our copies of Jurassic Park with Velocipastor, and dubbing my own commentary track on all our copies of Titanic. In an attempt to get back in good graces with the manager, I humbly offer up these family friendly animated Halloween specials for your viewing pleasure. (I also happen to really like all of these specials.)First up is the timeless classic It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966). This was the third animated Peanuts television special and the second holiday-themed one. As a kid, whenever we saw commercials for this special on television (or listings in the TV Guide), we knew Halloween was right around the corner. Next is Garfield's Halloween Adventure from 1985. In the mid-80s, Garfield was everywhere — in bookstores, toy stores, and on television. In this special, Garfield and Odie dress up as pirates (“Orange Beard the Pirate” and “Odie the Stupid”) to go trick-or-treating, but halfway through the special things take a hard left turn. The first half of this special contains songs and jokes and in the second half, Garfield and Odie are literally running for their lives from the ghosts of pirates. You'll have to watch the entire special to see if Garfield gets any caaandy candy candy candy…Third this week is the Fat Albert Halloween Special from 1977. I'll be honest, I'm not sure how well this one has aged and it wasn't a favorite of mine as a kid, but I love the urban feel and 70s vibe captured in this special. In this special Fat Albert and his gang of friends dress up in costume and instead of looking for candy, head out to “scare some old dudes.” But when things get scary, we discover just who is brave enough to rescue their friends from a spooky house. This one is a real time capsule.Last up is A Disney Halloween which aired in 1983. This special was a mash up of a couple of previous specials, and it's my absolute favorite. It contains clips from dozens of Disney animated films and shorts. Watching this special is like seeing that first Jack-o'-Lantern of the season. It just feels right. I put this list of films together to remind you, and me, that Halloween is for everybody to enjoy. As a guy who occasionally watches hardcore Korean horror films and movies that might make a surgeon barf, I wanted to go back to my roots as a kid and pull out a few animated classics that you can enjoy with the whole family.(Staplegun Zombie Massacre IV can wait a week…) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.videostorepodcast.com

The Blann & Boone Trash Time Radio Hour
Ep 134: “You're a Hooker?!” TrashTober ‘24 Week 2 - The Velocipastor

The Blann & Boone Trash Time Radio Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 64:21


Boo, bitch! It's spooky time. Watch this while you poop: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3qVx6AxWDB/?igsh=OXhxMTF1ODQ5Ym5hDamon Darling: https://youtu.be/Kfj887dGGJA?si=sqkWVQ91tHvjYlaRhttps://youtu.be/e1yqevSc4Y4?si=ffayS414XvbsFSspLeave us a message: https://anchor.fm/trashtimepod/messageStay gross! Thank you for listening to the Trash Time Radio Hour! And special thank you to our beautiful supporters Matt, Scott, Jacob, Jeremiah, Evan, Angela, Bren, Al, Joe, and Mindy. If you're interested in joining this elite group of trash bags by supporting this incredibly stupid but very fun project of ours, you can do so by going to this link and clicking “Support.” https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trashtimepod/support --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trashtimepod/support

Stranger Than Flick-tion
The VelociPastor / Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Stranger Than Flick-tion

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2024 151:14


Welcome Back Everyone! Thank You for joining us once again! Join the STF crew as they journey back into the wizarding world and Joey punishes Jacob for any good he may have done in this world!   1st Film: Joey's Pick The Velocipastor  (2019) Directed by Brendan Steere Starring: Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Fernando Castro, and Jessie Turits 2nd Film: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) Directed by Mike Newel Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Tom Felton, David Tennant and Robert Pattinson Thanks for Listening! Email:   Strangerthanflicktion@gmail.com Twitters:  Podcast- @SFlicktion Joey - @SpaceJamIsMyjam Jacob - @Jabcup Johnnie- @Shaggyroaddogg Tim - @timbohh4l Time Stamps: The Velocipastor -  Rate and Review - 37:35 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire  - Review and Rate  -  1:14:50 Music Credits:  Extinction Love by Free Parking Hedwigs Theme - John Williams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrTrmnpTNwY

The Potential Podcast!
Gregory James Cohan: "Smith" from Atlas, The Velocipastor, Red Dead Redemption II

The Potential Podcast!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2024 61:46


Can you smell the potential? Chris and Taylor are joined by multi-talented actor and performer Gregory James Cohan. Cohan shares fun and feel good stories from the set of “Atlas”, working with Jennifer Lopez and director Brad Peyton and going from a reader to a full fledged role. Cohan reminisces about his wild ride as the dinosaur-transforming pastor in “The VelociPastor,” a role that has garnered a dedicated fanbase and a sequel is on the way! He passionately talks about his love for cinema, from classic films that inspired him to the latest trends in the industry and his approach to acting behind and in front of the camera. This episode is a must-listen for fans of sci-fi, quirky indie films, and anyone who loves a good behind-the-scenes story. Gregory James Cohan: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gregcohan/ Follow us on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thepotential_podcast/ X: https://x.com/thepotentialpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thepotentialpodcast Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/thepotentialpodcast Thanks to our sponsors: LetsGetChecked:  Get 25% off your health test at trylgc.com/potential and enter promo code POTENTIAL25 Aura: Get a 14-day free trial of Aura for individuals, couples and or their family by going to aura.com/potential 

The Devil's Advocate
TDA087 - Long-Overdue Movie Recaps: The Velocipastor, Longlegs, Renfield, and Blood & Honey Pt. 2

The Devil's Advocate

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2024 63:40


Blood and mucus or Blood and Honey? In this week's episode we go over the movies we've watched over the last month or so. From the glorious VelociPastor to Alex's worst nightmare, Tarot. Oh yea, and there's a butt story. Patreon:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/therealdevilsadvocatepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.therealdevilsadvocatepodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/therealdevilsadvocatepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/therealdevilsadvocatepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/devil_podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Free Facebook Group:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/groups/1527651661082644/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Intro Theme Music Written By Ben Altizer and Alex Ward Cover Art Designed by Justin Catron @Plagued1994 Produced, Mixed, and Mastered by ©Altizer Audio

The RedRum Podcast
Llamageddon

The RedRum Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2024 67:31 Transcription Available


Send us your movie recommendations!The film discussion begins around 14:55.Have you ever wondered how a beach day filled with Kona Big Wave beer could turn into an unexpected adventure? In today's episode, we recount our trip to Rehob, where we reveled in Kona beer and its quirky merchandise before a minor car accident in our Uber spun the day in a different direction. We candidly share the awkward aftermath with the Uber driver and navigate the insurance process, reflecting on how such incidents can make us rethink our rideshare safety.Feeling adventurous? We sure did as we tackled the 154th episode of the Red Rum Podcast, diving headfirst into the hilariously campy 2015 film "Llamageddon." Imagine a killer llama on a rampage, complete with red eyes and laser beams! We break down the movie's laughably bad special effects, bizarre character quirks, and scenes so absurd they had us in stitches. From ever-changing shirts to a dramatic llama spaceship showdown, we explore every zany detail that makes this low-budget flick a must-watch for fans of horror comedies.We cap off our episode with a behind-the-scenes peek at "Llamageddon's" creation, from its tiny budget to the creative use of university resources. The director's choice to use llamas, humorous pseudonyms, and the movie's quirky online presence add layers to its charm. Plus, we sprinkle in recommendations for more campy gems like "Velocipastor" and "Killer Pinata," making this a treasure trove for anyone with a love for delightfully bad horror films. Join us for a rollercoaster of laughs, absurdity, and a touch of real-life drama!

Five's A Crowd Podcast
IN THE NEWS + Austin's Testosterone Replacement Journey | Ep 169

Five's A Crowd Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 86:31


Today we talk about all the things in the news, and Austin shares his TRT (testosterone replacement therapy) journey! TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Start! 01:20 - Sutherland passing 03:20 - Actors You Can't Name Starter Pack 09:30 - FRB Aliens (radio bursts from outer space) 11:15 - Monolith showed up again 14:47 - Monster Energy Conspiracy 16:53 - Voyager 1 Probe 21:12 - James Webb Telescope (https://web.wwtassets.org/specials/2023/jwst-year1/)* *look for "Webb Observes the Hubble Ultra Deep Field" to see what Austin was mentioning 26:08 - Russia warships 27:21 - Justin Timberlake gets pulled over 40:00 - X-Files & Just Stop Oil 42:55 - Man lights himself on fire 45:10 - Elephant feud with Indian woman 48:00 - Velocipastor, Winnie the Pooh Blood & Honey 53:00 - STSS in Japan 56:21 - TikTok Ban 57:50 - Man gets aquitted of wife m*rder 1:04:00 - Boeing whistleblower 1:09:40 - Austin's Testosterone TRT Journey Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fivesacrowdpodcast/support

The B Movie Beatdown
Ep. 28 - The VelociPastor (2017): Dino-ing out

The B Movie Beatdown

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 82:45


Holy dinosaurs! That's an expression right? Well, it is now... Why am I excited? Because this week we have our second ever guest episode! Our good friend Sam joins us to discuss THE VELOCIPASTOR. This flick has been requested for some time now so we're bringing it to you live, and in front of a studio audience! Not really, but let's pretend it is just for funzies. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebeatmoviebeatdown@gmail.com

B Bin Horror
The VelociPastor

B Bin Horror

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2024 70:02


Hello and welcome back to another episode of B Bin Horror! On this week's episode we talk about the 2017 Horror/Comedy, The VelociPastor. This was one of the first movies we recorded and then we scrapped it, only to do it all over again for no reason at all. This film was written, directed and edited by Brendan Steere and stars Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Daniel Steere, Ethan Ward, Aurelio Voltaire, Yang Jiechang and Jesse Turits. On this week's episode the guys talk about the film, and we try to fill in the plot holes with our own ideas. We also created a dinosaur human hybrid team made up of heroes and villains and we square them off against each other. If you like what you hear please follow us on Instagram and Facebook @bbinhorror. You can also send us emails at bbinhorror@gmail.com and please don't forget to subscribe to B Bin Horror on whatever podcast platform you listen on!*B Bin Horror theme music - "Uprising" by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio*

They Called This a Movie
Episode 274 - The VelociPastor (2018)

They Called This a Movie

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2024 48:45


This week, we're hanging with pre med law students with hearts of gold, ninja drug dealers, and the dragon warrior in this week's episode, as we watch The VelociPastor. Join us as we discuss the jokes that worked, the ones that didn't, and the struggles of covering movies that are made with the sole purpose of being bad. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

Blanket Fortress Of Solitude
Book Flub: The VelociPastor

Blanket Fortress Of Solitude

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2024 52:11


Derwin and Dan explore the $35,000.00 cult classic Veloci-pastor! Pastor Doug transforms into a Velociraptor to fight Coke-dealing Ninja Priests alongside his prostitute girlfriend! Pour some scotch and enjoy!

Horror Daddies Podcast
The VelociPastor (2018)

Horror Daddies Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2024 41:07


 GET YOUR MERCH:https://horrordaddies.creator-spring.com/Follow us @HorrorDaddies on:TWITTER  - https://twitter.com/HorrorDaddiesINSTAGRAM -  https://www.instagram.com/horrordaddies/FACEBOOK -  https://www.facebook.com/groups/1411752315688051TIKTOK -  https://www.tiktok.com/@horrordaddiesJon's Art page -  https://serialartist.company.site/Carlos' Twitter - https://twitter.com/CarlosWarlock_Business ONLY Email: horrordaddies@gmail.com ODFMAre you a true-crime fanatic who enjoys a good laugh? Look no further than ODFM...Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify

Field of Screams Podcast
The VelociPastor Review

Field of Screams Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2024 15:11


Today we will be talking about the Dexter Morgan look alike antihero.....The VelociPastor! #thevelocipastor #horror #moviereview Follow the Field of Screams Podcast on Social Media! https://linktr.ee/thefieldofscreamspodcast?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=ebaa340d-ebf4-4820-989d-1eac1aa0b499

Free Beer and Hot Wings: Free Clip of the Day
You Have To See These Hilariously Bad CGI Movies

Free Beer and Hot Wings: Free Clip of the Day

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2024 11:11


On today's show, a snorkelling story led us to discover some of today's best worst CGI movie previews. Never heard of Velocipastor or Llamageddon? Fret no more! We've got the previews for those and more right here. For the whole podcast, as well as a ton of other exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jay of the Dead's New Horror Movies
New Horror Movies Ep. 084: Celebrating the 10-Year Anniversary of Horror Movie Podcast

Jay of the Dead's New Horror Movies

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2023 161:03


This special BONUS episode is a shared, cross-promotional, cross-over release with Horror Movie Podcast. So, while it is numerically Episode 084 in this podcast feed; it is technically and officially HMP Episode 225. Hence the HMP show notes that follow. Welcome to Horror Movie Podcast, where we're Dead Serious About Horror Movies. Episode 001 launched on October 25, 2013. And we recently hit the decade mark on October 25, 2023. For this episode, the owner of HMP, Pastor Matt Rawlings, has assembled all the hosts to celebrate the 10-year anniversary. He asked emeritus host, Jay of the Dead, to plan the agenda and moderate this episode. Jay also produced this particular show. All the hosts of HMP are present, and they include The VelociPastor himself, Pastor Matt Rawlings; Jackson “The Ripper” Rawlings; The Night Stalker Nathan Bartlebaugh; Vicious Victor “The Hellcat” Rodriguez; Bloodspray Trey Whetstone; as well as the HMP hosts emeriti: Dr. Shock, The Wolfman, Dr. Walking Dead Kyle Bishop, Gillman Joel, and Jay of the Dead. During the course of this episode, Jay poses three questions to his co-hosts that all pertain to Horror movie releases from October 25, 2013, and October 25, 2023. Here they are: What was the most haunting Horror movie? Which Horror film has been the most “important” or most influential for the Horror genre as a whole? And which Horror film do you want to personally champion because it is a surprisingly unknown Horror gem? Also, be sure to keep listening through the very end because Pastor Matt regales us with a creepy, real-life Campire Tale about demonic possession! Yikes! Note: This 10-year anniversary celebration episode is releasing through the usual Horror Movie Podcast website and feed, as well as the feed for Jay of the Dead's New Horror Movies. This episode is dedicated to all the fans of Horror Movie Podcast.

Horror Movie Podcast
Horror Movie Podcast Ep. 225: Celebrating the 10-Year Anniversary of Horror Movie Podcast

Horror Movie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2023 161:03


Horror Movie Podcast Ep. 225: Celebrating the 10-Year Anniversary of Horror Movie PodcastWelcome to Horror Movie Podcast, where we're Dead Serious About Horror Movies. Episode 001 launched on October 25, 2013. And we recently hit the decade mark on October 25, 2023. For this episode, the owner of HMP, Pastor Matt Rawlings, has assembled all the hosts to celebrate the 10-year anniversary. He asked emeritus host, Jay of the Dead, to plan the agenda and moderate this episode. Jay also produced this particular show. All the hosts of HMP are present, and they include The VelociPastor himself, Pastor Matt Rawlings; Jackson “The Ripper” Rawlings; The Night Stalker Nathan Bartlebaugh; Vicious Victor “The Hellcat” Rodriguez; Bloodspray Trey Whetstone; as well as the HMP hosts emeriti: Dr. Shock, The Wolfman, Dr. Walking Dead Kyle Bishop, Gillman Joel, and Jay of the Dead.During the course of this episode, Jay poses three questions to his co-hosts that all pertain to Horror movie releases from October 25, 2013, and October 25, 2023. Here they are: What was the most haunting Horror movie? Which Horror film has been the most “important” or most influential for the Horror genre as a whole? And which Horror film do you want to personally champion because it is a surprisingly unknown Horror gem? Also, be sure to keep listening through the very end because Pastor Matt regales us with a creepy, real-life Campire Tale about demonic possession! Yikes!Note: This 10-year anniversary celebration episode is releasing through the usual Horror Movie Podcast website and feed, as well as the feed for Jay of the Dead's New Horror Movies.This episode is dedicated to all the fans of Horror Movie Podcast.SHOW NOTES[ 00:00:01 ] – Introduction- Welcome to Horror Movie Podcast, Episode 225!- Jay of the Dead welcomes the other HMP hosts: Pastor Matt, Jackson Rawlings, Nathan Bartlebaugh, Victor Rodriguez, Trey Whetstone, The Wolfman, Dr. Walking Dead, Dr. Shock, Gillman Joel[ 00:09:27 ] - A Few Thoughts on Reaching a Decade of HMP- Pastor Matt- Vicious Victor- Jay of the Dead- Jackson Rawlings- Trey Whetstone- Gillman Joel- Dr. Bishop[ 00:20:29 ] – Question 1: What was the Most Haunting Horror movie release?[ 00:54:28 ] – Question 2: Which Horror film has been the most “important” or most influential for the Horror genre as a whole?[ 01:36:24 ] – Question 3: Which Horror film do you want to champion because it is a surprisingly unknown Horror gem?Wrap-Up / Outro:[ 02:36:54 ] – BONUS: Campfire Tale – Pastor Matt's Possession StoryLINKS FROM THIS EPISODE:– HORROR MOVIE PODCAST.net– HMP: Passing of the Torch– Father and Son Watch Horror Movies– Land of the Creeps Ep. 215: South Korean HorrorCatch up with “The VelociPastor” Pastor Matt here:– Horror Movie Podcast– Father and Son Watch Horror MoviesCatch up with Jackson Rawlings here:– Horror Movie Podcast– Father and Son Watch Horror Movies– On X: @Kaine_Hero12Catch up with Nathan Bartlebaugh here:– Horror Movie Podcast– Phantom Galaxy– The Illustrated FanCatch up with Vicious Victor Rodriguez here:– Horror Movie Podcast– Website: vhrodriguez.wordpress.com– The Sound of Fear– Inside the Sound of FearCatch up with Trey Whetstone here:– Horror Movie Podcast– Screaming Through the Ages– On X: @ScreamingAgesCatch up with Dr. Shock here:- The DVD Infatuation Podcast (monthly)- Land of the Creeps horror podcast- The Illustrated Fan- Horror Movie Podcast- Film blog: DVD Infatuation.com- On Twitter: @DVDinfatuation- On Facebook: DVDinfatuation- Land of the Creeps Facebook: LotC Facebook Group- On Instagram: @dbjb6972- On Letterboxd: @dcoshockhmp- YouTube: Dr. Shock's ChannelCatch up with The Wolfman here:– Wolfman's guest appearance on the No Bodies Horror Podcast– Life Below Zero: First Alaskans– The Savage Nobles on SpotifyCatch up with Dr. Walking Dead here:- Email Dr. Bishop here: bishopk@suu.edu- Dr. Walking Dead's Bio Page- Book: American Zombie Gothic- Book: How Zombies Conquered Popular Culture— Kyle's Amazon Author Profile— Doc of the Dead zombie culture documentary— Kyle's re-animated Twitter: @DrWalkingDead–

Unnerved: A Horror Movie Podcast
Episode 84: Cringemas 2023

Unnerved: A Horror Movie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2023 41:17


Christy and Kelly finish out 2023 with the Cringemas holiday episode - two low-budget, cringey horror movies in one episode! This year, the hosts cover Killer Sofa (2019) and VelociPastor (2017). Enjoy the last spooky episode of the year, and come back in 2024 for more content! Follow us on Twitter @AUnnerved Find our Facebook group - Unnerved: A Horror Movie Podcast (https://www.facebook.com/groups/323866888981281) Check out Dani @danidrawsdragons on Instagram for more amazing art pieces. Christy's Instagram @lilith_hilltople

Bad Movies & Beer
Episode 107 - The Velocipastor (2018)

Bad Movies & Beer

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2023 49:23


The guys are stepping into the confessional this week when they finally cover THE VELOCIPASTOR! There's all kinds of sins being revealed in this one, from Nolan's views on the Catholic Church to Cooper's binary dating scale, not to mention one of the worst superhero origin stories ever produced. Add in the very real possibility of dinosaur/human intimacy and it's no wonder this ended up as one of the most heavily edited (and ridiculous) episodes in the history of this podcast. Featuring a beer from the Church Brew Works.

CULT and CLASSIC
"THE VELOCIPASTOR" (2018)--PRIESTS IN PERIL DOUBLE-FEATURE PT 2!

CULT and CLASSIC

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2023 47:56


Part 2 of our Priests In Peril Double-Feature is here, and it's DINO-RIFIC!Yes, we're finally talking BRENDAN STEERE's genre-mashup THE VELOCIPASTOR (2018)! Not since MIAMI CONNECTION has there been such a satisfying comedy-ninja-action fest, and never has there been one with a human-hungry dinosaur! Don't miss out on this, because there's a reason people love it (and it's not just the catchy name!)Listen: Wherever you get your podcasts & at cultandclassicfilms.com/Watch: youtube.com/@CULTANDCLASSICFILMS/Subscribe at patreon.com/cultandclassicfilms for EXCLUSIVE cult movies sent to you every month!Host: Nate WyckoffPanelist: Mandy Longley & Greg Johnson

Line Drunk
The VelociPastor

Line Drunk

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2023 67:57


First things first, congratulations for making a movie, it's really hard work and you obviously have a passion for it. I got a text from Danielle saying that we should record over The VelociPastor and I just said ok, we did have a great time recording, but maybe I should rethink this whole idea of not choosing what we are watching. This night was something, not sure what, but it was something. This film is not done very well, you will hear everything in the podcast episode, but also it's quite entertaining. I was telling another friend that we recorded over this film and he asked if it was a film so bad you should see it or so bad you shouldn't waste your time, and my response was maybe a little bit of both. Yes, it is an hour and fifteen minutes of my life I will not get back, but also not the worst movie I've ever seen and I did laugh out loud on more than one occasion. Watch at your own risk, and it's available to stream on tubi, Roku, FreeVee, Vudu, and Plex for free. I still don't know why he was a T-Rex and not a Velociraptor. The VelociPastor Plot: After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a sex worker convinces him to use it to fight crime. Raptor Cocktail (reallyareyouserious.com): Ingredients 1 oz vodka 1/2 oz rum 1/2 oz Midori 1/2 oz Blue Curacao 2 oz club soda 2 oz Lemon Arizona Iced Tea 1 squeeze juice of lemon Directions Mix the vodka, rum, Midori, and Blue Curacao in shaker. Shake to combine.  Pour into an "on the rocks" glass filled with ice.  Add club soda.  Top off with Lemon Arizona Iced Tea  Squeeze the lemon into the drink.  ENJOY Drinking Game (Twitter & Reddit): Drink when... any part of Doug transforms. there's a flashback. there's a montage. any bad effects/acting for classic superhero beats. and if you want an extra challenge, drink anytime someone says "father". As always, drink responsibly and with friends. Share the podcast with others. Follow/Subscribe on your favorite streaming platform, leave me a five star review. Follow the podcast on Instagram and Twitter @Line_Drunk. Check out linedrunk.wordpress.com and for bonus content join the patreon at patreon.com/linedrunk. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/linedrunk/support

Cinematic Doctrine
The VelociPastor - With a Pastor

Cinematic Doctrine

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2023 55:26


PATREON PARTY PLEASER: This movie was selected by our Patreon Supporters over at the Cinematic Doctrine Patreon. Support as little as $3 a month and have your voice heard!Ant Coughlin, a pastor, joins Melvin in summarizing The VelociPastor. Because, of course! The two goof and gaff about this off-beat love-letter to 80's schlock grindhouse horror, and appreciate it's comedically dense yet economically handled runtime! Topics:(PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 1-hour discussing Dan Foster's "The Seven Pointless Things that Christian's Fight About" blog post, and how some of the things he proposes are actually deeply important theological ideas that Christian's would do well to discuss and affirm. (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)The VelociPastor starts immediately with some very clever humor, the kind that benefits the learnt in terms of film and film culture.Part of what makes the movie so enjoyable is it's borrowing of the superhero origin-story format to explore it's narrative. It's silly, but it works really well.If you've ever been curious what The VelociPastor is, it's basically a Daredevil clone but with a strong comedic angle.During the film a character waits outside of a church and we can plainly see very real church signage of a real-life location. Melvin curiously Google searches this church and reads aloud some funny reviews. (And, for the sake of the church, does NOT read-aloud their name)By the end of the movie it's very clear that The VelociPastor works not just on name alone but because it's a well made comedy film.Recommendations:Everything Sad is Untrue (a true story) by Daniel Nayeri (2020) (Book)The Grudge 3 (2009) (Movie) Support the showSupport on Patreon for Unique Perks! Early access to uncut episodes Vote on a movie/show we review One-time reward of two Cinematic Doctrine Stickers Social Links: Threads Website Instagram Facebook Group

Camp Kaiju: Monster Movie Talk & Reviews
The Day of the Triffids (1963)

Camp Kaiju: Monster Movie Talk & Reviews

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2023 65:19


Are killer plants ever scary? This British sci-fi thriller hits us with its best poison dart, so tune into the BBC emergency wire to find out! Plus, connections to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW; RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK; and HITLER'S SLAVE GIRLS (what do you mean that's not a real movie?). Then in Minya's Mailbox, thoughts on VELOCIPASTOR and casting TROLL 2.  Thanks for listening, friends! We're getting into some true cult classics this October. If you'd like to support the show further, visit ⁠campkaijumoviereviews.com⁠, and Instagram (@camp_kaiju) for more monster movie content - and write into Minya's Mailbox on Instagram or campkaiju@gmail.com We'll see ya next week for THE TOXIC AVENGER (1984) ⁠TWIN CITIES HORROR FESTIVAL⁠ ⁠MATT'S NOVEL - "HOLLOW"⁠ Camp Kaiju: Monster Movie Reviews. The Day of the Triffids (1963) Movie Review; directed by Steve Sekely, Freddie Francis. Hosted by Vincent S. Hannam, Matthew Cole Levine --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/camp-kaiju/support

Fishnet Flix
'90s Arm Band Jewelry and Dog Tag Necklaces in I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)

Fishnet Flix

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2023 55:46


What are you waiting for?! The next installment of Marie and Blaire's horror faves for October is "I Know What You Did Last Summer" with costume design by Catherine Adair (Desperate Housewives, Fate: The Winx Saga, Perry Mason). We've already done the sequel (as we sometimes go backward on this here pod), but now is the time to celebrate our Croaker Queen Helen Shivers's (Sarah Michelle Gellar) totally modern cut-out dress and sophisticated New York-inspired 'fits. We also talk about Julie's (Jennifer Love Hewitt) cozy sweaters, crop tops, and Paddington Bear hat, Barry's (Ryan Philippe) preppy sweaters, the '90s trend of dog tag necklaces and military fatigues, and the risks of wearing tons of jewelry when you have a vengeful, hook-swinging killer on the loose. Then for Cosmic Costumes, Marie tries to analyze Helen and Julie's sun signs. Other topics of discussion include Marie's week of being Ms. Goop Paltrow, her 24-hour trip to see Lady Gaga sing jazz in Las Vegas, and her psychic medium reading, while Blaire clears up the difference between Timothy Olyphant and Josh Duhamel, and makes a case for all of us to watch a movie called "The VelociPastor." Listen to our episode on the sequel, 'I Still Know What You Did Last Summer' For visuals of the costumes, follow us on: Instagram at @makeovermontagepodcast TikTok at @makeovermontagepodcast Follow Marie on Instagram and Blaire on Instagram To request a movie for us to cover, DM us on Instagram or hit us up at makeovermontagepod[at]gmail.com. Call us at our sexy new hotline: (323) 487-2383. We wanna hear from you! 

Film Strip Podcast
355. The VelociPastor (2017)

Film Strip Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2023 56:28


We run this church for the souls of Ninjas everywhere. Lindsey, Brian, Ron, and Jay review The VelociPastor for 2023 Shocktober. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/filmstrip/support

Hanksy Panksy
Patreon Feed Drop: The VelociPastor - Tushy Time

Hanksy Panksy

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2023 61:14


The boys had to take another week off, so enjoy this gem from the patreon archives!Grab your Bible and your prehistoric eggs because the boys are watching 2017's The VelociPastor! The laughs aren't extinct with goofs like: Frankie Mermaid, a deep exploration of the best-selling Crime series of books, award-winning visual effects, and an emotional roller coaster bidet.Mentioned in this episode:Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

Movie Bonerz
Top 10: B-Movies

Movie Bonerz

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2023 157:07


One of the most fun episodes to prepare for, we've been watching our favorite B-movies for the last couple weeks and can't wait to share our offical top 10 with you! We also give some of the history, the original intent of the "genre" (if you can call it that), and discuss why it's become sorta hard to define but you know it when you see it. With such a wide category, I'm sure we missed some great ones, so let us know your favorites as well! Jake shares two very sad movie draft announcements (if you're him) and gives a spoiler-free review of No Hard Feelings. Dustin reviews Velocipastor, Talk to Me, and The Last Voyage of the Demeter. Special thank you to Alan Hlavacek and Travis Mason from Attack on Venus for the sick theme music! Check them out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://attackonvenus.bandcamp.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/34bZPk9DrWCURfBNmkRiKt⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Connect with us and share your thoughts: Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/moviebonerz/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn8RT4EtcObxeRB4CxjnFyA⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/moviebonerz/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@moviebonerz/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ---- Send us a voice message and we'll play it in a future episode: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://anchor.fm/moviebonerz/message⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Thank you for supporting us!  Get some merch if you want: ⁠⁠https://movie-bonerz-podcast.printify.me/products⁠⁠ You can send us money monthly for absolutely no reason: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://anchor.fm/moviebonerz/support

Better Movie Club
#127 Velocipastor (2016)

Better Movie Club

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2023 64:17


One more B-movie before the club goes back to regular movies finally! Velocipastor is mostly how it sounds - a priest that turns into a dinosaur. The club adds a mermaid and a dramatic hospital to the mix! Join us on Discord and follow the show on social media: Facebook | TikTok | Instagram Find us on your favorite platforms at www.bettermovieclub.com!  Get bonus content by supporting our Patreon! Buy merch here! Check out Dungeon Auditor's Guild here! Human News Network | Spotify | Apple | RSS | Humannews.network

3 Guys Without The Wise
Ep. 33: Legal Gladiators, Double Flicks & Partially Digested Beef Jerky

3 Guys Without The Wise

Play Episode Play 34 sec Highlight Listen Later Jul 31, 2023 42:15


On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our favorite double-features, things that should be legalized and a lovesick truck stop worker. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramTwitterT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

Keegan and Carlos’ Scary Movie Podcast

Catherine joins the guys again in this ferocious episode. It's like Joel Osteen meets Jurassic Park in this ridiculous film, "The Velocipastor"

SLUGFEST
The VelociPastor (2017)

SLUGFEST

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2023 63:22


Ryan and Brant discuss the merits of a monster movie made for the cost of a (very) nice meal out on the town.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

They're Terrified & Tipsy
We're chatting with our friend Ricky Glore about his new movie OPEN HOUSE! #SupportIndieFilms

They're Terrified & Tipsy

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2023 51:44


Hi Friends! This week we're talking with our buddy Ricky Glore about his new movie OPEN HOUSE! If you love supporting great indie projects, this one is definitely one to support!! Check out the Kickstarter to see if there's a level that works for you! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rickyglore/open-house-a-horror-musical-dark-comedy—► WEBSITE: https://www.tipsypod.com► PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tipsypod► MERCH: https://www.tipsypod.com/shop► FACEBOOK GROUP: https://www.facebook.com/groups/tipsypod► INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/tipsypod► YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/theyreterrifiedtipsy► PODCAST PRODUCTION: https://www.twitter.com/djaudio_► PROMOS:► MENTIONED MERCH: ► MENTIONED EPISODES: ... X: https://www.tipsypod.com/96-x-2022-stefanie-and-courtney-accidentally-watch-a-porno/ ... Pearl: https://www.tipsypod.com/124-pearl-2022-soo-this-girl-might-have-some-serious-problems/ ... Ricky Glore: https://www.tipsypod.com/ricky-glore-returns-to-talk-about-his-new-movie-hilarious-comedy-album-future-projects-and-more/ ... Chopping Mall: https://www.tipsypod.com/65-chopping-mall-1986-patreon-pick/ ... Killer Klowns: https://www.tipsypod.com/67-killer-klowns-from-outer-space-1988/ ... VelociPastor: https://www.tipsypod.com/129-the-velocipastor-2018-guys-we-have-no-words-for-this-movie-lol/ ... Deep Red (the movie that turned into Italian halfway lol): https://www.tipsypod.com/78-deep-red-1975-patreon-pick/ ... Blood Rage: https://www.tipsypod.com/110-blood-rage-1987-how-could-this-possibly-be-our-thanksgiving-episode/ ... April Fool's Day: https://www.tipsypod.com/127-april-fools-day-1986-patreon-pick-what-is-the-point-of-all-of-these-stupid-pranks/ ... Halloween 1978 Part 1: https://www.tipsypod.com/17-halloween-1978-part-1/ ... Halloween 1978 Part 2: https://www.tipsypod.com/17-halloween-1978-part-2/ ... Halloween 2018: https://www.tipsypod.com/106-halloween-2018-our-feelings-on-this-movie-might-surprise-you/ ... Psycho: https://www.tipsypod.com/21-psycho-1960/► EVERYTHING: https://www.linktr.ee/tipsypod► KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rickyglore/open-house-a-horror-musical-dark-comedy--FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – Open House, a brand-new horror musical comedy from NKY Films.MEDIA CONTACT: P.J. Starks (Executive Producer) starks.pj@gmail.com“TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE meets ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW”SYNOPSIS: A young mother, along with her teenage daughter, live a vagabond life, bouncing from town to town, squatting in homes that they have tricked realtors into showing them during the day, and then breaking into them later at night, so they have somewhere to sleep. This grift seems to be working well until the two come across an overzealous realty couple, who show the duo a house, but refuse to let them leave.ABOUT THE PROJECT: NKY Films brings you their next foray into hilarious terror from writer/director Ricky Glore (All Your Friends Are Dead). This horror musical comedy will be mostly filmed in Wilder, Kentucky at Bobby Mackey's, the infamously haunted slaughterhouse featured on Travel Channel's Ghost Adventures. Special Effects will be handled by Trevor Thompson (Malum, Devil's Revenge, Mom & Dad) with makeup/wardrobe handled by Ashley Meenach (Hauntology, Monica). Nicholas Hiance (All Your Friends Are Dead) will serve as an executive producer and director of photography. The film is produced by Chris Morris (All Your Friends Are Dead), Mike Flinchum (All Your Friends Are Dead, Hell's Gate) and executive produced by P.J. Starks (13 Slays Till X-Mas, Cryptids, New Fears Eve). The score will be conducted by David Kornfeld, the Jeff Award-winning composer of HAYMARKET: A NEW FOLK MUSICAL and he is currently on tour as Associate Conductor of the JaggedLittle Pill Broadway musical.Open House has an exciting and talented cast featuring Timmy H. Barron (Chicago Fire), Ali Delianides (All Your Friends Are Dead), Lisa Walton (When the Night Falls, Terror Talk), and newcomer Jasmine Fondrisi.FOR MORE INFORMATION:Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rickyglore/open-house-a-horror-musical-dark-comedyTo learn more about the writer/director visit www.RickyGlore.comThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4681494/advertisement

Debut Buddies
First Dinosaur Discovered - Megalosaurus (1677)

Debut Buddies

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2023 77:37


Prehistorical ballsacks, missing teeth, and haphazard sketches of giant lizards done by bewigged men... On this episode, we're talking about the First Dinosaur Discovered, and that bad boy is Megalosaurus. First pondered in 1677, but resurging on 90s Jim Henson TV, this dinosaur brings all the cloaca to the yard, and we just happen to take moment in that yard to talk about it. Plus, we get into a new business idea on the Mouthgarf report, and play a little I See What You Did There!Learn about Megalosaurus and "Scrotum Humanum": https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/how-dinosaurs-got-their-name.htmlHave a First for us? Or maybe a cloaca? Just wanna try to convince Kelly to play a video game? Email us at debutbuddies@gmail.comListen to Kelly and Chelsea's awesome horror movie podcast, Never Show the Monster.Get some sci-fi from Spaceboy Books.Get down with Michael J. O'Connor's music!Next time: First Piece of Art that Increased in Value After Being Vandalized

The Caped Podcasters
EP28: The Velocipastor (2018?)

The Caped Podcasters

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2023 59:06


When his parents are murdered, a priest travels to China where he gains the power to transform into a dinosaur. Back at home, a pre-med/law hooker friend convinces him to use his new gift to fight crime. Bryan has beer'd us The VelociPastor. Also there's ninjas. *The VelociPastor © 2018 Brendan Steere

Horror Movie Podcast
Horror Movie Podcast Ep. 220: All Things Evil Dead

Horror Movie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2023 178:28


Horror Movie Podcast Ep. 220: All Things Evil Dead ft. Nathan Bartlebaugh, Vicious Victor, Trey Whetstone, and the Velocipastor!  WARNING: Spoiler Alerts! The new hosts talk about everything Evil Dead. Links:Phantom Galaxy | a podcast by Nathan BartlebaughVicious Victor:Follow me on Twitter or IG so we can talk about horror movies: @dimestorecaesarVisit my website for free-to-read fiction, interviews, and links to my latest short fiction releases: https://vhrodriguez.wordpress.com/Read my first collection THE SOUND OF FEAR: https://a.co/d/14rHPS1Check out my supplementary podcast INSIDE THE SOUND OF FEAR: https://share.transistor.fm/s/b467629cJay of the Dead:Horror Movie Weekly - https://horrormovieweekly.com/Hear HMP's Jay of the Dead, Dr. Shock, Gillman Joel, Dr. Walking Dead — and five more Horror hosts on:Jay of the Dead's New Horror Movies - https://www.newhorrormovies.com/Dr. Shock:The DVD Infatuation Podcast - https://www.consideringthecinema.com/category/dvd-infatuation-podcast/Land of the Creeps - http://landofthecreeps.blogspot.com/Gillman Joel:Retro Movie Geek Podcast - https://retromoviegeek.com/category/rmg/Terror on the Tube - https://retromoviegeek.com/category/tott/Dr. Walking Dead:Dead Man Still Walking - https://www.newhorrormovies.com/dead-man-still-walking/Trey WhetstoneScreaming Through the Ages Podcast - https://screaming-through-the.captivate.fm/Twitter - https://twitter.com/ScreamingAgesFacebook Group - https://m.facebook.com/groups/319316706773860/Jackson Rawlings (Father and Son Watch Horror Movies Podcast)Twitter - @Kaine_Hero12VelocipastorTwitter - @PastorMattRWebsite - https://fatherandsonwatchhorror.com/

They're Terrified & Tipsy
129. The VelociPastor (2018) - Guys... We have no words for this movie LOL

They're Terrified & Tipsy

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2023 65:02


Hi Friends! This week we watched the movie The VelociPastor from 2018 and honestly... if you haven't seen this movie...we think you should experience it at least once LOL it was such a ridiculous rollercoaster! Thanks Theresa for suggesting it in our Facebook Group!!Also, welcome to our Patreon Theresa and Shelly!!! We're so happy you joined or crazy little family!—► WEBSITE: https://www.tipsypod.com► PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tipsypod► MERCH: https://www.tipsypod.com/shop► FACEBOOK GROUP: https://www.facebook.com/groups/tipsypod► INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/tipsypod► YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/theyreterrifiedtipsy► PODCAST PRODUCTION: https://www.twitter.com/djaudio_► PROMOS:► MENTIONED MERCH: ► MENTIONED EPISODES: ► EVERYTHING: https://www.linktr.ee/tipsypod—#comedy #podcast #film #review #horror #truecrimeThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4681494/advertisement

Horror Movie Podcast
Horror Movie Podcast Ep. 219: The Passing of the Torch

Horror Movie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2023 141:10


Horror Movie Podcast Ep. 219: The Passing of the Torch ft. Jay of the Dead, Dr. Shock, Gillman, Dr. Walking Dead, Nathan Bartlebaugh, Vicious Victor, Trey Whetstone, Butcher Bill, Jackson, and the Velocipastor!  Horror Movie Podcast Lives!  Welcome back to a special episode featuring HMP's hosts emeritus, and the new crew.  The podfathers pass the baton to your new hosts, and Butcher Bill plays Tubi roulette!  Enjoy but be warned that it may get a little dusty while listening!  Links:Phantom Galaxy | a podcast by Nathan BartlebaughVicious Victor:Follow me on Twitter or IG so we can talk about horror movies: @dimestorecaesarVisit my website for free-to-read fiction, interviews, and links to my latest short fiction releases: https://vhrodriguez.wordpress.com/Read my first collection THE SOUND OF FEAR: https://a.co/d/14rHPS1Check out my supplementary podcast INSIDE THE SOUND OF FEAR: https://share.transistor.fm/s/b467629cJay of the Dead:Horror Movie Weekly - https://horrormovieweekly.com/Hear HMP's Jay of the Dead, Dr. Shock, Gillman Joel, Dr. Walking Dead — and five more Horror hosts on:Jay of the Dead's New Horror Movies - https://www.newhorrormovies.com/Dr. Shock:The DVD Infatuation Podcast - https://www.consideringthecinema.com/category/dvd-infatuation-podcast/Land of the Creeps - http://landofthecreeps.blogspot.com/Gillman Joel:Retro Movie Geek Podcast - https://retromoviegeek.com/category/rmg/Terror on the Tube - https://retromoviegeek.com/category/tott/Dr. Walking Dead:Dead Man Still Walking - https://www.newhorrormovies.com/dead-man-still-walking/Trey WhetstoneScreaming Through the Ages Podcast - https://screaming-through-the.captivate.fm/Twitter - https://twitter.com/ScreamingAgesFacebook Group - https://m.facebook.com/groups/319316706773860/Jackson Rawlings (Father and Son Watch Horror Movies Podcast)Twitter - @Kaine_Hero12VelocipastorTwitter - @PastorMattRWebsite - https://fatherandsonwatchhorror.com/

The Bible is Funny
#82 - "Christian" Movies are Funny - Velocipastor

The Bible is Funny

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2023 51:56


Ancient Chinese artifacts, inflatable dinosaur costumes, and church outreach ninjas join together to present today's (not-so) Christian movie - Velocipastor. The Bible is Funny Card Game - https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/714171/the-bible-is-funny-card-game-by-anthony-russo/The Bible is Funny Card Game Launch Party - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-bible-is-funny-card-game-launch-event-tickets-634467819327

Codex Prime
EPISODE 322 - Best Hip-Hop Group Albums Tournament

Codex Prime

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2023 110:04


DJ Donnie Battle joins the Codex Prime duo this week to discuss the best hip-hop group albums in this week's tournament! Which of the 32 albums by 32 different goups will win? Check it out! Carl also gives his take on The VelociPastor, and Victor reviews Polite Society, Sisu, and the three-hour Ari Aster experience that is Beau is Afraid. Hip Hop don't stop in this shop, so let's GET IT! Recorded May 2, 2023 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Catch Codex Prime on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or other podcast platforms. Email: CodexPrimePodcast@gmail.com Buy Codex Prime Shirts at: @MFAMUCUSTOMS (Instagram) SOCIAL MEDIA: Facebook: www.facebook.com/codexprime Twitter: twitter.com/codexprimecast Instagram: instagram.com/codexprimepodcast/ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCbDMNJNgnM6y3WB3fA1a1HA SoundCloud: @codex-prime Victor Omoayo - https://www.instagram.com/victoromoayo/ Carl Byrd - Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat: @mrbyrd1027 - bookmrbyrd1027@gmail.com

Codex Prime
EPISODE 321 - VelociPastors & Psychics!

Codex Prime

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2023 78:21


Codex Prime comes back to discuss some miscellaneous topics this week! They discuss the announcement of the new WWE World Heavyweight Championship, Carl's debut mixtape Rise of the Blerd Panther, and Victor's reviews/experiences of watching TWO Tubi movies, The VelociPastor and The Psychic. R.I.P. Harry Belafonte and Netflix's DVD by mail service. Let's GET IT! Recorded April 25, 2023 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Catch Codex Prime on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or other podcast platforms. Email: CodexPrimePodcast@gmail.com Buy Codex Prime Shirts at: @MFAMUCUSTOMS (Instagram) SOCIAL MEDIA: Facebook: www.facebook.com/codexprime Twitter: twitter.com/codexprimecast Instagram: instagram.com/codexprimepodcast/ YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCbDMNJNgnM6y3WB3fA1a1HA SoundCloud: @codex-prime Victor Omoayo - https://www.instagram.com/victoromoayo/ Carl Byrd - Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat: @mrbyrd1027 - bookmrbyrd1027@gmail.com

Lions of Liberty Network
Live Watch Party: VELOCIPASTOR!

Lions of Liberty Network

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2023 90:12


Brian, Rico, JB and Odie sit down with some libations to live watch "Velocipastor" - the story of a priest turned dinosaur with a prostitute for a muse. This episode was produced by our very own supporters! You can force us to do an episode of your choice as well by joining our Patreon or Locals at $50 or more. Get our new merch AND all of our bonus content! https://www.patreon.com/Lionsofliberty OR support us on Locals! https://lionsofliberty.locals.com/ Subscribe to the BOHRing podcast! https://redcircle.com/shows/bohring Check out the Lions of Liberty Store, including our hot-off-the-press Big Pharma shirts. https://www.lionsofliberty.store Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Banter & Such
Let's Get Ridiculous - Kung Fury & VelociPastor - with Master And Debaters

Banter & Such

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2023 76:48


Are you just dying to talk about the crazy movie with a pastor who can kung fu fight and turn into a dinosaur? No? Oh... Well shit, that's what this episode is about. Well, and the other movie with dinosaurs and kung fu. Y'know I'm starting to see a theme here. We met up with the wonderfully funny Alex Alberico from the amazingly hilarious Master And Debaters podcast to talk about the best movies to play while you're hosting a party.Wanna get into some BS with us?PATREON Patreon.com/BanterAndSuchMERCH TheHeliosNetwork.comINSTAGRAM @BanterAndSuchPodcastTWITTER@BanterSuchWASTED TRUTHSpill some W Tea with us HEREMASTER AND DEBATERSStay Mad with us HERETABLETOPPEDRoll the dice with us HEREI'LL BE CAREFUL YOU'LL BE DEADMay the force be with us HERE

The God Pod
God Answers Question From ChatGPT About The Meaning Of Life

The God Pod

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2023 74:36


Mary Mags joins God to talk pestilence, the common cold, Jedi Mary Mags AI art, and lightsaber etiquette. On ‘Ask God,' you'll discover if God would rather hunt or be hunted by a vengeful orangutan, did Jesus have kids, will militant leftist unicorns become a thing, what's the deal with the book of Revelations, will God tell a bot its purpose in life, and why is God keeping Kissinger alive. On ‘TV Talk With Mary Mags,' they speculate about the hit movie ‘The VelociPastor,' and run down a list of favorite shows. Mark Wahlberg's forehead ash cross and ChatGPT writing church sermons are featured on ‘JFC LOL.” And finally, on ‘The GD News,' theocratic SATs, Ron DeSantis avoids talking about his corrupt past, and Tucker Carlson gets caught pushing election fraud B.S.  All that and more on… The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices