An average guy from Long Island shoots the breeze with his guests about anything and everything. They may not be smart, but they're the best you're gonna get.
In this follow up to our last episode, Joe, Dylan, and Dom discuss being involved in conspiracy theories, and how the discovery of Bigfoot would (or wouldn't) change the world. After basking in a brief moment of extreme vanity, the trio discuss the time Dom got ratioed by wrestling twitter. Finally, Dylan and Dom spend some time discussing the Mets. This episode was recorded on 6/8/2021. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In the beginning of a two part episode, Joe is joined by Dom and Dylan in the show's first installment of the month. The boys discuss the lives of the barely famous, and the use of Cameo. The trio discusses the biography movies being made about celebrities who are still alive, which Joe finds to be a bit unsettling. NFTs are discussed, as well as Joe's disdain toward nerds. Finally, the gang ponders the idea of turning a stapler into an internet star. This episode was recorded on 6/8/2021. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
The Don't Care gang is back after a 3 week hiatus. Joe and Dylan discuss what the lifting of the mask mandate means for general hygiene. They also talk about how Happy Madison Productions ruined movies. Dylan suggests buying a bald cap for a bit, and the pair come up with a Seinfeld episode involving Jerry and a bald man. This episode was recorded 5/14/2021. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Joe is joined by Chris in this episode, who details his plans to run for president. Joe asks Chris if he regrets not staying in college, and if he'd ever consider going back. The boys discuss outrageous memories from elementary, middle, and high school, including a class trip to the Rachael Ray Show that neither were invited to. Finally the pair discuss why they were the worst students in their middle school band. This episode was recorded on 4/20/2021. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Joe is joined by Colby this week as the pair discuss the possible aftermath of Colby's Microsoft Word account getting hacked, including a trip to prison. The duo talk about the death of Prince Phillip and the potential effect it will have on the monarchy. The boys discuss what life will be like in 2102 and whether or not they'd like to have their brains put into cyborg's. This episode was recorded on 4/9/2021. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Joe is joined by Dylan and Colleen in the show's latest installment. The trio retell the story of a predicament the former host Christian had found himself in before the recording of today's episode. Colleen fills the boys in on all the recent influencer drama, and a recalling of a Flintstones skit sends the group into a discussion of all the heinous things that used to get on TV. Finally, Colleen conducts a discussion about her dogs newest wardrobe update. This episode was recorded on 4/2/2021. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In the first episode after Christian's departure, Joe is joined by Jess. Jess talks more about student teaching and Joe discusses the downfall of a former gym teacher. The duo speak on the state that sitcoms are in and why they believe today's sitcoms don't take off. Finally, Joe discusses doing the photoshoot for the cover of Jess's new single "Starting Today", and Jess talks about the making of the song. This episode was recorded on 3/31/2021. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In Christian's final regular appearance, the show begins with an argument breaking out, as Colby explains the extent of his Taco Bell addiction. The boys discuss Joe's party etiquette, and the empty conversation starters people like to use. Finally, Christian says his final farewells and reflects on the 40 episode journey that brought him to this point. This episode was recorded 3/19/2021. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
On Christian's last day, the boys are joined by Colby, who was the show's first ever guest. In part one, the trio discuss podcast advertising, an Colby's plan to reinvent himself using apple juice and a flask. The boys discuss different types of cuisine, and try to understand each other's views on trying new things. The group agrees that they're disinterested in March Madness this year, and finally, Joe and Colby try to explain sports to Christian. This episode was recorded on 3/19/2021. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In Christian's penultimate regular performance, the boys talk about language, discussing how humans perceive and understand different languages as well as understanding multiple languages. Christian discloses to Joe what language he thinks in, and the pair discuss Christian's replacement. Joe details his weekend excursion to Staten Island. Finally, Joe cooks up a heinous crime involving the Uncensored Library server in Minecraft. This episode was recorded on 3/12/2021. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Joe and Christian get together for the first of Christian's final three episodes. The pair discuss their weekend getaway, and recap the destruction caused by Christian. Joe shares with Christian the one sinister reason he'd like to make a lot of money in his lifetime. Joe and Christian argue over wether or not athletes in the early 1900's were out of shape, and Joe makes the argument that bodybuilding was not seen as a masculine thing to do in the early 20th century. Finally, Joe details his trip to the family farm, and his negative interaction with a rude chicken. This episode was recorded on 3/5/2021. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
The boys get together to record an episode before their vacation starts, in which they discuss the dunce cap, and other ways students have been disciplined throughout the years. The pair discusses TikTok's latest obsession, and Christian tells Joe about a great way to get by on less underwear. Joe tells Christian why he believes his grandfather will live to be 135 years old, and how it will affect Joe when he is in his 60's. Finally, the duo discusses burning down the Airbnb they'll be staying at, and how they'll get away with it in court. This episode was recorded on 2/25/2021. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In this weeks episode, Joe is joined by Dom in the absence of Christian. The pair discuss Joe's trip to the cat cafe and, in the wake of Fernando Tatis Jr's 340 million dollar deal, talk about what they'd do if they were to receive such a sum of money. Joe explains to Dom why he feels the mysticism of mafia movies are lost on Italian viewers, and the pair plea that nobody they aren't close with approach them in public anymore. Finally, Joe talks about how he no longer has the time, energy, or desire to get to know new people. This episode was recorded on 2/19/2021. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
The boys open this weeks episode by discussing their recent trips to Home Depot and Joe's unhealthy habits with gum. Joe opens up to Christian about how it felt to watch his team lose the Super Bowl. The two gambling fiends discuss their winnings and losings at the game, and talk about why it feels better to have bets paid in cash then on Venmo, proving the pairs greed knows no end. Joe discusses his new custom darts and how he is hoping to begin playing again. Finally, in an attempt to repent for his greed, Joe pleads that everyone out there at least try to do more than the bare minimum for their partners this Valentine's Day. This episode was recorded on 2/12/22. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
The boys are back for part two of their session with Dapo. Dapo opens the show by talking about the artists that inspired him. He also talks about how it feels to have articles written about him. The gang discusses marketability and The King details his next merch drop. Dapo answers the question of "What is it like shooting a music video", and discusses how his music has made it into his grandmother's retirement community. This episode was recorded on January 29th, 2021. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Joe and Christian sit down with rising star recording artist and head of Raw Music Entertainment, Dapo, for part one of a two part interview. Dapo discusses his newest project, King II, as well as his beginnings as a rapper. He shares stories on what running an entertainment label is all about. He also talks about everything it took to get his team on a billboard in NYC, amongst a host of other other interesting topics. This episode was recorded on January 29th, 2021. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Chris joins the show this week in hopes of doxxing his enemies, and although he is unsuccessful, there is still fun to be had. The group discuss the new president as well as the follies of our former president, and come to the conclusion that radicals ruin everything. The trio talk about the new meme sweeping the nation, and present a new installment of The Stupid Report. The gang also discusses Chris' attempts to make money the easy way. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In Christian's absence, Joe is joined by his old friend, also named Joe. This week's guest discusses his experiences in bootcamp training to be a member of the United States Marine Corps. He also talks about his time stationed in California, all that's happened to him in the past year, and how he's spending his time on leave. The boys talk about the camaraderie experienced by members of the armed forces, and take some time to reminisce on their younger days. This episode was recorded on 1/15/2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In the Season Two Premiere of Joe and Christian Don't Care, the boys are joined by Amelia and Alexis. The Quartet discusses the value of the Costco hotdog, while Joe explains to Christian how trends work. The girls enlighten Joe and Christian on the fun of skiing and snowboarding which, for Alexis, is quite sinister. The newest JACDC segment, "Joe and Christian Present the Stupid Report", is introduced, where the gang discusses the disgraceful attack on the capital this past week, and one man whose knowledge of flags is lacking, to say the least. Finally, the gang discusses the evidence that points to OJ Simpson's son Jason being the true killer in the infamous Nicole and Ron Goldman murder case, and Alexis takes control for an ASMR closing of the episode. This episode was recorded on 1/8/2021. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Joe and Christian are joined by Sal for the Joe And Christian Don't Care season one finale. Sal, an Eagle Scout, recalls his time collecting merit badges on his way to earning the rank of Eagle. Joe talks about his experience at the dentist, and does battle with Christian over the shittiest person of the week. The gang takes a deep dive into the takeover of Long Island being executed by 7eleven, discuss their Christmas plans, and Sal showcases his tattoos. This episode was recorded on 12/23/2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In this episode, Joe, Christian, and Dylan discuss the goods trade between the USA and Peru, and Joe explains the correlation between Hell's Kitchen and actual kitchens. The trio try to figure out why English teachers want to get inside the heads of authors. Also, the gang run through bible stories, trying to decide which are fact and which are fiction. A debate breaks out over whether or not it would be more fun to live in ancient times. Finally, Christian makes a Hail Mary argument for The Shittiest Person Of The Week. This episode was recorded on 12/18/2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
The boys are joined by Jess to discuss the end of the fall semester and her journey into the world of teaching. Joe and Jess share the tale of when they saw Taylor Swift and the nightmare train ride home that followed. The gang revisits the topic of incarceration vs. rehabilitation and ponder wether or not Prison Wine is any good. Joe and Christian once again do battle over The Shittiest Person of the Week. Finally, the trio discuss the more niche reasons they know Christmas is upon us. This episode was recorded on 12/11/2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
The boys are back to discuss if they could endure living a month in a low security prison with twenty of their friends, or if it would be a better idea to buy a village of one dollar homes in Sicily. Then, the duo critique the fascinating art work of Barron Trump, and why he should be training to play in the NBA. They have a discourse on the tragedy of the name of Lebron's son, and go on to discuss baby names of their own. Finally, the boys do battle over the shittiest person of the week and if people are still being born in caves. This episode was recorded on 12/4/2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Colby and Dylan join the show to talk about a mass of different subjects in this hour long extravaganza of nonsense. Topics of discussion include finding the good in the sinking of the titanic, man's distaste in taking responsibility, the question of does life truly get better, and why adult men don't have friends. The foursome open packs of Yu-Gi-Oh Cards in hopes of getting rich, discuss the shittiest person of the week, and ponder the idea of if some people are taking living their life the way they please way too far. This episode was recorded on 11/25/2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In this week's installment, Joe talks about his bizarre carpet removal experience, as well as discussing why hallmark movies are ruining his life. The pair discuss tiktok drama, plans for a comedy special, and the shittiest person of the week, amongst other things. There's more PS5 drama, and Joe explains how he's going to create a 3rd Street Media Mentorship Program as a means to get himself a Mech-Suit. This episode was recorded on 11/20/2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
This week, Joe and Christian call attention to the fact that life is starting to feel like a click bait ad, and recall the best click bait ads they've seen. The duo spend a considerable amount of time discussing what it might take to colonize mars. Also, the PS5 has brought out the worst in people, leading to the shittiest person of the week segment. This episode was recorded on 11/13/2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
On this episode, Joe details his birthday festivities from the past week, and explains supermarket etiquette to Christian. The boys discuss the shittiest person of the week, Joe's troubled history with the law, as well as why anime is a total time trap. This episode was recorded on 11/6/2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
The duo is joined by Amelia this week so that Joe and Amelia can work out their deep rooted animosity toward one another. The gang gets right into discussing the shittiest person of the week, and also share their favorite family guy cutaway. Amelia is obsessed with the Drinking From Cups video, and the group discuss her less than normal knees. This episode was recorded on October 30th, 2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In the 20th episode special, the boys are joined once again by Vanessa. Joe details his trip to Guru's, a store specializing in gemstones, spirituality, and similar entities, and the gang talks astrology. Joe and Vanessa reminisce about how awful Joe and Dylan were as children. The trio discuss the shittiest person of the week, amongst a few other topics including Halloween and Vanessa's upcoming date. This episode was recorded on 10/23/2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In what may be the most off-the-wall outing yet, Joe and Christian are reunited with their former producer, Dylan. Joe kicks off the show by explaining the wonders of thrift shopping. The boys present their Shittiest Person of the Week nominees. Dylan takes the gang on a ride through a few tirades. Strap on your seatbelts for this one, and be sure to join us next week for our 20th episode special. This episode was recorded on October 16th, 2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
This week, Joe invites Christian to the Shred-A-Thon at their town's Junior High School. The duo once again discuss the shittiest person of the week, before introducing their new segment, "What Makes You Mad?", where Joe explains to Christian why you should be able to sell your vote. Also, Christian doesn't think we should stop at stop signs. This episode was recorded on October 9th, 2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
On this week's episode, Joe tells Christian about why his coworker is no longer allowed near his mom. The "Shittiest Person of the Week" nominations get personal. Joe and Christian recall some of the more forgettable presidents. And finally, Joe gets madder than he's been in quite a while. This episode was recorded on October 2nd, 2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
This week, Joe Explains to Christian why his painting homework didn't get done. The return of the Shittiest Person of the Week segment. The duo discusses a secret mancave discovered under a subway line, as well as babies waterskiing, and the importance of not losing the keys to your fuzzy handcuffs. This episode was recorded on September 25, 2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
At the end of a rough week for comedy, Joe and Christian introduce a new segment to the show, give the weekly semester update, and (as usual) disagree on just about everything. This episode was recorded on September 18, 2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Joe and Christian give their weekly semester update, discuss all the punisher-esque vigilante wannabes roaming the streets of Long Island, and theorize about the rich man's approach to personal training. This episode was recorded on 9/11/2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
This week Vanessa drops by to help explain the difference between a good date and a bad date. Also, the gang checks in on each other following the first week of the new semester. This episode was recorded on September 1st, 2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Joe and Christian are here to help kick off your semester right. In this episode the duo read a News 12 article, discuss how hurricanes are named, share stories about school, and ultimately find plenty of reasons to get mad at each other. This episode was recorded on August 25th, 2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Joe and Christian are joined this week by Dom, who discusses advice his father once gave him, as well as his father's lifelong ban from the Grand Ole Opry. The trio also discuss the elusive elephant shrew, the legend of the Montauk Monster, and the solution to Florida's mosquito problem. Along the way, Christian learns all about Italian culture. This episode was recorded on August 21st, 2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In this week's installment, Joe and Christian discuss who they'd cast to play each other in the Joe and Christian Don't Care reboot. They also watch Mike Tyson face off with a shark and take a deep dive into the world of Monster Jam. This episode was recorded on August 12th, 2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In a special episode of Joe And Christian Don't Care, the crew is joined by two great guests to talk about the Marty Jannetty debacle, the treachery of an adult flag football league, the virtues of lying, and for one guest, a man's run in with the law. This episode was recorded on August 9th, 2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Colby is back on the podcast to talk about ridiculous things that happen at work, why he loves Teletubbies and much more. The gang discusses the Jake Paul legal drama, how much they miss the city, and why a tunnel system would be so much better than the roads we have now. This episode was recorded on August 6th, 2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
An old friend of the gang joins the show this episode to talk about his outlook on life and all things big business like the movie industry, airlines and what's next for Netflix and other streaming services. The guest also talks about relationships and shamelessly plugs his own merchandise. This episode was recorded on July 29th, 2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In a roaring episode of the program, Joe and Christian plus two special guests have a few words to say about big banking. They discuss one of the 7 wonders of Long Island, The Big Duck. Joe accuses another guest of heinous crimes. The gang also goes in on all the new branding that Tik Tok has created, like Goth IHOP and Tomboy Outback. This episode was recorded on July 22nd, 2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Another week of the program ignites a heated debate on whether or not Hallmark is infringing on Summer Holidays. The gang talks about how California is going to get leveled by earthquakes. With a very special guest, Joe and Christian discuss the proper time to be on your cellphone, and what would happen to the world if Tik Tok gets axed by the federal government. This episode was recorded on July 15th, 2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In this episode of the program, Joe and Christian discuss how to survive an apocalypse of rabid intelligent dogs. The reality show potential of fixing down and out nations, amongst other exhilarating topics. This episode was recorded on July 8th, 2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In a rollicking episode, Joe and Christian discuss with a special guest why it is so important to get a sticker for voting, a way to bring Apple production to America as well as talking about how Americans need to get out there and read a book. This episode was recorded on July 1st, 2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In this episode of the critically acclaimed commentary on life, the dynamic duo discusses topics such as a reconstruction of communities through fear, and the heart wrenching breakup of Cellino and Barnes. Also discussed, what's the deal with Mandela Effects? It's just another great installment of Joe And Christian Don't Care. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In the pilot episode of Joe And Christian Don't Care, the fellas learn the importance of fact checking. They speak on subjects like classic film, the substance of celebrity and the ever changing world of operations management. Disclaimer: around 50% of what is said in this episode is completely untrue. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app