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This isn't your average gaming show. We don't recommend listening with your grandmother or young children. The Joystick Jerks, Jay Eckert, Nick Abrams, and Ant Falasca tend to use foul language and adult topics along with their brutally honest game reviews. This is a comedy show just as much as it i…

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Ep 171 - "The Quarantine Episode aka The Meeting"

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 78:21


We're back! Being all cooped up got us thinking - maybe we should do a quarantine episode. For the band? For the band?! What the hell has everyone been up to over the past four year? How many tits does Spider-Man PS4 have? Did the Jerks always know the cause of the COVID-19 outbreak? Spoiler alert: the answer is BATS. Double fist some beer, get really weird, and come and kiss your Jerks the on lips for a little while. Wash your hands, wear a mask, and wash your ass - it's the JOYSTICK JERKS, so come together like butt cheeks! (Don't forget to scrub your box.)

Ep. 170 - "THE FINAL EPISODE"

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2016 112:55


This is our FINAL episode.  No, this is not a joke.  But, that doesn't mean we're going anywhere.  We'll still be making videos on YouTube and releasing content on Patreon. In this episode, we record our episode right after the release of our beer - Joystick Jerks' Nutty Brown Stool.  People drove to South Jersey from New York, Connecticut, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Ohio for this and it was outstanding fun.  We played Rocket League and Halo 5 and drank a whole bunch of booze.  We had the time of our lives! (In case you're wondering where 169 is, it won't be posted.) Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 168 - "Pokémon Blow"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2016 58:35


Pokémon Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Pokémon: Natural Selection Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 167 - "Pokémon Go F Yourself"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2016 55:52


Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Pokémon Go is ane. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 166 - "Inside - Heroes Never Die"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2016 53:35


Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Nick talks about Playdead's Inside and Doom while Jay listens intently.  Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 165 - "Coolie Means Butt"

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2016 57:44


Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Wrap 'em on the coolie!!! Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 164 - "What Does a Cat's Dick Smell Like?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2016 57:04


why are we even posting this episode?

Ep. 163 - "Kabaragoya"

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2016 68:24


Head on over to Patreon to help us out! E3 is happening right now.  Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 162 - "Somebody Name This Episode"

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2016 60:04


Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Better late than never, eh?  In this episode, I (Nick) can't remember a damn thing that happened, so this description won't be very helpful.  I also edited this episode extremely drunk, so... there's that too.  Hope you enjoy! Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 161 - "Overwatch These Titties"

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2016 64:29


Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Overwatch... Does it suck??? Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 160 - "Uncharted 4 and Doom - Do They Suck??"

Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2016 58:42


Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Uncharted 4 and Doom - DO THEY SUCK?! Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 159 - "Jay Needs Some Toilet Paper"

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2016 58:30


Head on over to Patreon to help us out! What do you do if you're out of toilet paper?  Jay explains.  Spoiler alert: sit there for 2 hours until your ass and legs go numb. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 158 - "Happy Birthday, Stephanie McGillicudy!"

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2016 52:42


Head on over to Patreon to help us out! It's Steph's birthday! Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 157 - "Make 'em sAAY UHHHHH"

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2016 56:56


Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Make 'em say "uh."  Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 156 - "Pokemom"

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2016 56:54


Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Prince is dead.  Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 155 "Like Seven Humans"

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2016 55:49


Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Leslie Nielsen is dead.  Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 154 - "Ronnie Baldwin, I'm Sorry."

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2016 54:02


Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Daryl is still dead.  Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 153 - "Daryl is DEAD"

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2016 55:51


Head on over to Patreon to help us out!In this episode we mourn The Walking Dead's most popular character Daryl, aka Scott Weiland on heroin (aka Scott Weiland) mixed with Master Splinter from TMNT.    Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 152 - "Arthur and Leslie McGrundlefuck"

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2016 56:14


Head on over to Patreon to help us out!When was the last time we did a March Madness bracket battle?  Jay can't remember, but he's pretty sure it's been a long time.  Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep 151 - "The Division, Does it SUCK!?

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2016 63:07


Head on over to Patreon to help us out!Oohhh, baby, baby!  The Division is here!  Does it suck??  Find out what we think, as if our opinion means anything...Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 150 - "Let's Get Savage

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2016 64:54


Head on over to Patreon to help us out!Baby boy Jonathan "Savage" Evans, the ambassador and the voice of JerkNation, joins us for a very special and very sexual episode.  Kissy face! Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 149 - "Clunt Grundus"

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2016 54:08


Head on over to Patreon to help us out!I can't remember what happens in this episode, but I know it's funny.  Plus, we get a sneak peak at the Patreon-exclusive episode of AskPussy with Ant Dogg.  You really don't want to miss it!Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 148 - "Love Thy Self Orally"

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2016 56:01


Head on over to Patreon to help us out!Questions from JerkNation, yayyyyyy... it actually didn't suck.Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 147 - "Deadpool Movie Review"

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2016 56:48


Head on over to Patreon to help us out!We decided to stop talking games and review movies for living.Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 146 - "Top 10 Best Coldplay Songs"

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2016 56:07


Head on over to Patreon to help us out!Today, Jay realized that he's Coldplay's #1 fan.  Nick quits the show.  The end. Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 145 - "The Division Beta First Impression"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2016 58:27


Head on over to Patreon to help us out!The Division beta... WHAT DID WE THINK?!  I dunno...Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 144 - "Straight from Outer Space Nuts"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2016 58:51


Head on over to Patreon to help us out!We listen to y'all because y'all listen to us.  No more bullshit!Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 143 - "Gettin' Jiggy wit it Gone Till November"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2016 68:23


Head on over to Patreon to help us out!   In this episode, stuff happens.  Nick lifts weights and gets a man bun.  Throws a lamp or two. Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 142 - "At Least 37 Lamps"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2016 61:10


Head on over to Patreon to help us out!   In this episode, we shoot the shiznitz about nothing in particular.  Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 141.5 - "Year in Review 2015"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2016 64:31


Head on over to Patreon to help us out!   In this episode, we decide the best and the worst of 2015! Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.

Ep. 140 - "Happy X-Mas, Buttholes!"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2015 56:21


X-Mas is upon us.  Time to get presents and cry into your pillow... or just cry into your pillow.  

Ep. 139 - "Star Wars Battlefront - DOES IT SUCK??"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2015 72:54


Episode 139, queefs and queefettes!  Get you some!  Join the JerkNation Facebook group.  Subscribe on YouTube, iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, and where ever you get podcasts.  Visit our Patreon page and give us a dollar! And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS, FAM!!  Enjoy!

Ep. 138 - "Suck My Klob!"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2015 75:55


Lots of news and questions from JerkNation this week.  That doesn't mean this was a short episode!  Somebody suck this man's Klob!  Subscribe to our Patreon, the podcast, and YouTube.  Tell your friends about us.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ep. 137 - "2016 - Will it SUCK!?"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2015 61:08


we go through this weeks news, games coming up in 2016, JerkNation questions, Casey tweets, and a special Patreon announcement! Let us know what you thought in the comments.  Give us a shout on Facebook or Twitter.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! 

Ep. 136 - "Transformers: Devastation - DOES IT SUCK?!"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2015 70:53


In this episode, we let you know whether or not Transformers: Devastation suck a big fat Donkey Kong or not. Do you like stupidity? Do you like booze? What about cheese; do you like cheese? Well then STFU and take it, biatch! It's episode 136!  (1 x 1 = 1, x 3 = 3, 3 x 2 = 6. So, 136... right? Don't forget to subscribe!  iTunes, YouTube, SoundCloud, Stitcher... Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.  Do your grandparents like Activia?  So do we - we're old!  Anyway... we'll probably die before you do.  Whether it be due to natural causes, alcohol abuse, or self inflicted gunshot wounds.   And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ep. 135 - "Rise of the Tomb Raider and Black Ops 3 - DO THEY SUCK!?"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2015 65:09


Howdy, boys and girls!  Y'all want a double feature of reviews?  Here ya go!  Rise of the Tomb Raider and Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 get reviewed for all y'all turds!  Love it - or else!  Let us know what you thought.  Give us a review on iTunes.  Share this episode with your sister's boyfriend and his stoner buddies.  Join the JerkNation Facebook group.  Follow us on Twitter.  Subscribe to our YouTube page.  Let us know you love us... or like us.  Oh, and as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Episode 134 - "Does Black Ops 3 Suck?!"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2015 63:16


What's good JerkNation?!  Y'all want some news?!  We got you!  Does Black Ops 3 suck?!  We tell you.  We hear from JerkNation and Casey's stupid tweets.  Let us know what you thought.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ep. 133 - "DOES HALO 5 SUCK!??"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2015 74:21


Does Halo 5 suck butts?!  We let you know!  Who won Robert Files's 31 days of video game challenges?!  We let you know!  So do US a favor and LET US KNOW what you thought of this episode! Drop us a line on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter.  Leave us a nice review on iTunes or where ever else you found this episode.  Subscribe to us on every website, even if we're not on it!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!!  Enjoy!

Ep. 132 - "Finger Dicks are Back"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2015 62:57


What up, queefs!?  You want news? We've got that.  You want Halo 5 talk?  We've got that.  You want answers to JerkNation questions?  We've got that.  You want to hear more of Casey's tweets?  We've got that.  You want us to have bigger wieners?  SO DO WE.  Give us a shout, drop us a line!  Hit us up on Facebook and Twitter.  Subscribe on YouTube, iTunes, and any other podcast app.  Send us pictures of your dog's hairy ball bag.  We appreciate and love you guys so, so much - love us back... OR ELSE!  And as always - COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ep. 131 - "Another... Another Perfect Episode"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2015 69:34


Here's another perfect episode for y'all.  Nothing goes wrong at all.  Nothing.  Perfection.  Make sure you all subscribe to, not only the podcast, our YouTube page.  That way, you can check out the video that goes along with this episode.  Thank you guys and gals for all of the love and support.  We couldn't do this without you all.  Leave us feedback on the Facebook page or however else you want to give it.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ep. 130 - "#shitknuckles"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2015 52:42


We back!  Back with a new episode.  You might notice an improvement in the quality of audio; you're welcome!  We go through some news, we talk a little bit about the Star Wars Battlefront Beta, we answer some questions from JerkNation, and we read off some of Casey Gaskins's hilarious tweets.  Oh, it feels so good to be back!  Thank you guys so much for making our return so warm and full of shit!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTT CHEEKS!  Enjoy, y'all!

Update Episode - Joystick Jerks Return!!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2015 43:47


We're back with some changes and more changes to come.  Here's an update on where we are currently and where we'll be going.  Let's all just be happy that we're back!  Eat butts!!

Ep. 129 - "MUNCH DOWN ON THIS"

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2015 70:24


News, Blow My Cartridge is Naughty Dog, Video Game Character Fantasy Draft teams for the Jerks and JerkNation, and Ant's AskPussy question reviels his hidden love for cats.  Hit us up, peoples!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ep. 128 - "Goo Balloons Until Dawn"

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2015 67:57


Oh baby, baby!  News, booze, Blow My Cartridge is Metal Gear for the NES, we talk about the Black Ops III beta, and Ant and Nick give their review of Until Dawn.  Hit us up on Facebook and Twitter!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ep. 127 - "A Hunting Knife and a Hunting Knife"

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2015 78:29


News and tons of it, Jay reviews Fallout Shelter for Android and iOS, and AskPussy.  That's pretty much it... but, this was a fun episode!  As always, people... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

126 - "Racketeering - verb: to shove a tennis racket up someone's butt"

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2015 65:32


This episode felt like the good old days... News, Blow my Cartridge is Metroid, we go over some list about something, and we have a Top Ten list of most useless jobs in video games.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Follow us on Facebook and Twitter, join the JerkNation Facebook group, follow us on Twitch (TheJoystickJerks), YouTube, SoundCloud, iTunes, Twitch... We're on the internet.  Find us there and follow us eveywhere, on everything.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

125 - Wolves, Whales or Bears? The Answer is BATMAN!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2015 56:16


News, Go Fact Yourself is Batman: Arkham Knight, we play one of Jay's shitacular games called "Da Fuq Did You Say," Ant's AskPussy starts off sexual and ends in telling Nick to go fuck himself, and we play a mashup that Bruce Halbert made.  When is the meeting? Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Hit us up on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.  Oxford commas!  Subscribe to our (empty) YouTube channel which we will start using very soon, our Twitch channel to get notifications on when we stream - gameplay and the live podcast recordings, on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and where ever else you find podcast.  Just... just google us!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Joystick Jerks Ep. 124 - "So Many Me? Suck My D!"

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2015 69:52


News, Blow My Cartridge is Mortal Kombat (THE FUCKING MOVIE), Nick reviews So Many Me, Ant's AskPussy question is unfair and we talk about the future of Joystick Jerks.  Hit us up on Facebook and Twitter and join the JerkNation Facebook group.  Let us know what you think of this episode.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Joystick Jerks Ep. 123 - "Who the Fuck are YOU??"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2015 54:37


News, a neeeeeeew segment called Who the Fuck are You, Jay reviews The Angry Video Game Nerd Video Game, Nick stealths a bank, Ant disappears, and zombies invade AskPussy Land.  Yawn... K bye.  Oh, and as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Joystick Jerks Ep. 122 - "Jamie Lee Curtis Takes Healthy, Regular Shits"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2015 69:40


News, Fun Fact or Fucked, Jay reads off listener picks of obscure games and finally admits to the size of his penis, and Ant has an AskPussy that's all about VR POV FPS.  Hit us up!  Tell us what you want us to talk about next... or don't.  Whatever.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Joystick Jerks Ep. 121 - "WE FUNK AS DRUCK!"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2015 73:20


Pray for our livers.  News, BMC is Space Invaders, we play some Would You Rather, and Ant gives an AskPussy question.  We don't remember what happene in this episode, so if you could possibly explain it or give a synopsis in the comments, we'd greatly appreciate it.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

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