This isn't your average gaming show. We don't recommend listening with your grandmother or young children. The Joystick Jerks, Jay Eckert, Nick Abrams, and Ant Falasca tend to use foul language and adult topics along with their brutally honest game reviews. This is a comedy show just as much as it i…
We're back! Being all cooped up got us thinking - maybe we should do a quarantine episode. For the band? For the band?! What the hell has everyone been up to over the past four year? How many tits does Spider-Man PS4 have? Did the Jerks always know the cause of the COVID-19 outbreak? Spoiler alert: the answer is BATS. Double fist some beer, get really weird, and come and kiss your Jerks the on lips for a little while. Wash your hands, wear a mask, and wash your ass - it's the JOYSTICK JERKS, so come together like butt cheeks! (Don't forget to scrub your box.)
This is our FINAL episode. No, this is not a joke. But, that doesn't mean we're going anywhere. We'll still be making videos on YouTube and releasing content on Patreon. In this episode, we record our episode right after the release of our beer - Joystick Jerks' Nutty Brown Stool. People drove to South Jersey from New York, Connecticut, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Ohio for this and it was outstanding fun. We played Rocket League and Halo 5 and drank a whole bunch of booze. We had the time of our lives! (In case you're wondering where 169 is, it won't be posted.) Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Pokémon Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Pokémon: Natural Selection Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Pokémon Go is ane. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Nick talks about Playdead's Inside and Doom while Jay listens intently. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Wrap 'em on the coolie!!! Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
why are we even posting this episode?
Head on over to Patreon to help us out! E3 is happening right now. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Better late than never, eh? In this episode, I (Nick) can't remember a damn thing that happened, so this description won't be very helpful. I also edited this episode extremely drunk, so... there's that too. Hope you enjoy! Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Overwatch... Does it suck??? Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Uncharted 4 and Doom - DO THEY SUCK?! Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out! What do you do if you're out of toilet paper? Jay explains. Spoiler alert: sit there for 2 hours until your ass and legs go numb. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out! It's Steph's birthday! Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Make 'em say "uh." Subscribe to us on YouTube. Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Prince is dead. Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Leslie Nielsen is dead. Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out! Daryl is still dead. Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out!In this episode we mourn The Walking Dead's most popular character Daryl, aka Scott Weiland on heroin (aka Scott Weiland) mixed with Master Splinter from TMNT. Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out!When was the last time we did a March Madness bracket battle? Jay can't remember, but he's pretty sure it's been a long time. Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out!Oohhh, baby, baby! The Division is here! Does it suck?? Find out what we think, as if our opinion means anything...Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out!Baby boy Jonathan "Savage" Evans, the ambassador and the voice of JerkNation, joins us for a very special and very sexual episode. Kissy face! Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out!I can't remember what happens in this episode, but I know it's funny. Plus, we get a sneak peak at the Patreon-exclusive episode of AskPussy with Ant Dogg. You really don't want to miss it!Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out!Questions from JerkNation, yayyyyyy... it actually didn't suck.Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out!We decided to stop talking games and review movies for living.Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out!Today, Jay realized that he's Coldplay's #1 fan. Nick quits the show. The end. Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out!The Division beta... WHAT DID WE THINK?! I dunno...Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out!We listen to y'all because y'all listen to us. No more bullshit!Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and StitcherJoin the closed JerkNation group on Facebook.Like us on Facebook.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out! In this episode, stuff happens. Nick lifts weights and gets a man bun. Throws a lamp or two. Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out! In this episode, we shoot the shiznitz about nothing in particular. Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
Head on over to Patreon to help us out! In this episode, we decide the best and the worst of 2015! Subscribe to us on YouTube.Give us a review on iTunes and Stitcher Join the closed JerkNation group on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Just Google us - you'll find stuff.
X-Mas is upon us. Time to get presents and cry into your pillow... or just cry into your pillow.
Episode 139, queefs and queefettes! Get you some! Join the JerkNation Facebook group. Subscribe on YouTube, iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, and where ever you get podcasts. Visit our Patreon page and give us a dollar! And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS, FAM!! Enjoy!
Lots of news and questions from JerkNation this week. That doesn't mean this was a short episode! Somebody suck this man's Klob! Subscribe to our Patreon, the podcast, and YouTube. Tell your friends about us. And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!
we go through this weeks news, games coming up in 2016, JerkNation questions, Casey tweets, and a special Patreon announcement! Let us know what you thought in the comments. Give us a shout on Facebook or Twitter. And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!
In this episode, we let you know whether or not Transformers: Devastation suck a big fat Donkey Kong or not. Do you like stupidity? Do you like booze? What about cheese; do you like cheese? Well then STFU and take it, biatch! It's episode 136! (1 x 1 = 1, x 3 = 3, 3 x 2 = 6. So, 136... right? Don't forget to subscribe! iTunes, YouTube, SoundCloud, Stitcher... Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. Do your grandparents like Activia? So do we - we're old! Anyway... we'll probably die before you do. Whether it be due to natural causes, alcohol abuse, or self inflicted gunshot wounds. And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!
Howdy, boys and girls! Y'all want a double feature of reviews? Here ya go! Rise of the Tomb Raider and Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 get reviewed for all y'all turds! Love it - or else! Let us know what you thought. Give us a review on iTunes. Share this episode with your sister's boyfriend and his stoner buddies. Join the JerkNation Facebook group. Follow us on Twitter. Subscribe to our YouTube page. Let us know you love us... or like us. Oh, and as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!
What's good JerkNation?! Y'all want some news?! We got you! Does Black Ops 3 suck?! We tell you. We hear from JerkNation and Casey's stupid tweets. Let us know what you thought. Comment, like, share, rate and review. And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!
Does Halo 5 suck butts?! We let you know! Who won Robert Files's 31 days of video game challenges?! We let you know! So do US a favor and LET US KNOW what you thought of this episode! Drop us a line on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter. Leave us a nice review on iTunes or where ever else you found this episode. Subscribe to us on every website, even if we're not on it! And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!! Enjoy!
What up, queefs!? You want news? We've got that. You want Halo 5 talk? We've got that. You want answers to JerkNation questions? We've got that. You want to hear more of Casey's tweets? We've got that. You want us to have bigger wieners? SO DO WE. Give us a shout, drop us a line! Hit us up on Facebook and Twitter. Subscribe on YouTube, iTunes, and any other podcast app. Send us pictures of your dog's hairy ball bag. We appreciate and love you guys so, so much - love us back... OR ELSE! And as always - COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!
Here's another perfect episode for y'all. Nothing goes wrong at all. Nothing. Perfection. Make sure you all subscribe to, not only the podcast, our YouTube page. That way, you can check out the video that goes along with this episode. Thank you guys and gals for all of the love and support. We couldn't do this without you all. Leave us feedback on the Facebook page or however else you want to give it. And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!
We back! Back with a new episode. You might notice an improvement in the quality of audio; you're welcome! We go through some news, we talk a little bit about the Star Wars Battlefront Beta, we answer some questions from JerkNation, and we read off some of Casey Gaskins's hilarious tweets. Oh, it feels so good to be back! Thank you guys so much for making our return so warm and full of shit! And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTT CHEEKS! Enjoy, y'all!
We're back with some changes and more changes to come. Here's an update on where we are currently and where we'll be going. Let's all just be happy that we're back! Eat butts!!
News, Blow My Cartridge is Naughty Dog, Video Game Character Fantasy Draft teams for the Jerks and JerkNation, and Ant's AskPussy question reviels his hidden love for cats. Hit us up, peoples! And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!
Oh baby, baby! News, booze, Blow My Cartridge is Metal Gear for the NES, we talk about the Black Ops III beta, and Ant and Nick give their review of Until Dawn. Hit us up on Facebook and Twitter! And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!
News and tons of it, Jay reviews Fallout Shelter for Android and iOS, and AskPussy. That's pretty much it... but, this was a fun episode! As always, people... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!
This episode felt like the good old days... News, Blow my Cartridge is Metroid, we go over some list about something, and we have a Top Ten list of most useless jobs in video games. Let us know what you thought of this episode. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter, join the JerkNation Facebook group, follow us on Twitch (TheJoystickJerks), YouTube, SoundCloud, iTunes, Twitch... We're on the internet. Find us there and follow us eveywhere, on everything. And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!
News, Go Fact Yourself is Batman: Arkham Knight, we play one of Jay's shitacular games called "Da Fuq Did You Say," Ant's AskPussy starts off sexual and ends in telling Nick to go fuck himself, and we play a mashup that Bruce Halbert made. When is the meeting? Let us know what you thought of this episode. Hit us up on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Oxford commas! Subscribe to our (empty) YouTube channel which we will start using very soon, our Twitch channel to get notifications on when we stream - gameplay and the live podcast recordings, on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and where ever else you find podcast. Just... just google us! And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!
News, Blow My Cartridge is Mortal Kombat (THE FUCKING MOVIE), Nick reviews So Many Me, Ant's AskPussy question is unfair and we talk about the future of Joystick Jerks. Hit us up on Facebook and Twitter and join the JerkNation Facebook group. Let us know what you think of this episode. And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!
News, a neeeeeeew segment called Who the Fuck are You, Jay reviews The Angry Video Game Nerd Video Game, Nick stealths a bank, Ant disappears, and zombies invade AskPussy Land. Yawn... K bye. Oh, and as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!
News, Fun Fact or Fucked, Jay reads off listener picks of obscure games and finally admits to the size of his penis, and Ant has an AskPussy that's all about VR POV FPS. Hit us up! Tell us what you want us to talk about next... or don't. Whatever. And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!
Pray for our livers. News, BMC is Space Invaders, we play some Would You Rather, and Ant gives an AskPussy question. We don't remember what happene in this episode, so if you could possibly explain it or give a synopsis in the comments, we'd greatly appreciate it. And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!