Lance Cantstopolis has mastered standup, martial arts, dancing and now...podcasting. Most podcasts have themes, guests and specific runtimes they like to clock in at. This is not those podcasts. Contact Lance on social at @Lcantstopolis and maybe he'll answer questions or give his take on subjects…

Cover a lot of ground here. Remember to be starring and review pod or Lance come after u @Lcantstopolis

Short ep but sooooo fucking good doood 50 Cent never owning Bitcoin!?! Turn out there was good guy(s) with guns. Didn't help. Lance breakdown why. @Lcantstopolis

More Olympic talk. Another shooting. And Lance take questions from Twitter.

Lance in Olympic spirit. Talking about figure skating, ice dancing, etc...

Lance give thoughts on Grammys and also went to open house this week.

Missed a week but Lance back with vengeance. @Lcantstopolis

Happy everything and shit. You get cool stuff? Well you do now after getting this podcast. It Lancemas miracle. @Lcantstopolis

Mamba retire. Justin Timberlake doing Halftime. Detective shows. Parents, kno where ur kids are. Lance trying to eat. @Lcantstopolis

Ppl ask Lance questions via twitter and Lance reply. Also talking about other stuff before that. @Lcantstopolis

My body sore from getting shredded. Have nothing to do with this podcast but u should kno @Lcantstopolis

Post Turkey pod. Time to eat other meats now. Give turkey break and beef it uuuuup. Leave Lance stars and review. He thrive off that shit. @Lcantstopolis

Special Lance Thanksgiving edition. @Lcantstopolis

So many topics covered. This episode dark I guess but life not a cake walk. Lance breakdown the good and the bad. Do not shy away from human condition. @Lcantstopolis

So much ground being covered. Another shooting another dollar. Supermarket trials and tribulations. Lance figuring out so many life hacks. Calling them Lancehacks tho. Tell me if u have any. @Lcantstopolis

More uberEats drama and Lance wanting to hear from you. I so good at giving advice and/or opinions. Try it.

This podcast so good and only getting better. Crazy. Would not think it possible but it like breaking speed of light. Laws of podcast physics not applying to Lance. So much stuff happening to me and offering such good perspective on the happenings. Crushing observationz. Had to fly so talked about that shit, touched on Lonzo Ball and baseball. Also I giving my 2 cents about that new Drop The Mic show I saw preview for. Lance Drop the Mic on Drop the Mic #meta Hit me up @Lcantstopolis

another podcast for the ear drums. sorry deaf ppl. i guess maybe they having deaf apps that maybe spell out podcast by now. i dunno don't have enough deaf friends. or any. would just haven't met them. not apposed. @Lcantstopolis

I talking about so many things this week. I also make a song with all proceeds going to Puerto Rico. Lance just doing his part. We all fabric of this Earth you know? Hit me up @LCantstopolis

Saw movie Flatliners so you don't have to. Lance figure out why chicks loving guys with dogs. Hef dies and Lance break down ice cream man. Other stuff happen too. At end I play fucking dope track by Shy Luv called "Like A River" Hit Lance up on social @Lcantstopolis to ask questions or say what up. Cool

Lance taking podcast world by storm. I figure I have voice. I have money. I live close to Guitar Center. Rest is history. Getting bored of crushing on stage and in the streets. Time to crush in the studio and in ur ear canals. This ep I talking bout kneeling, Kylie Jenner and the moon. hit me up with questions and shit @Lcantstopolis