Movie Fakts

david reviews children of the corn 2, uhh we talk about challengers and some celebrity goss listening back to the last 15 minutes or so I was laughing but sort of disappointed about where our discussion went once doug walker entered the mix

old style sponsor us big ups to Aaron aka Covier for the new music

we suffered from march madness we are trying to become afflicted by movie madness

nuanced takes on the world's superior films like the chosen episodes 1-3

no movies just half-time shows bring back marching bands and lounge singers

nobody is safe, it's a major movie roundup/catchup (david saw 1)

anyone who releases best of 2023 lists before the new year is a hack but us too so

we talk about family movies like dream scenario, godzilla minus one and continue to get hyped on the iron claw

we get into some new Payne (The Holdovers), some old Payne (Election), and a handful of other new movies (May December for a sec, Saltburn, uhhh) hot d*mn

it gets dark out at 3pm now so we're continuing halloween until veteran's day next year

we talk some exorcist movies including the new one, killers of the flower moon, and the greatest cinematic achievement of 2023 thus far: the trailer for the iron claw

we talk about stop making sense then the rest of the podcast happened

we are both the player (1992) and we both work at chode house (1989)

what's big movie about it? just gotta listen. david talks about brewster mccloud but that's not big it's actually small

we didn't talk about the adam sandler's daughter bat mitzvah movie even though we both tried watching it. instead we chat about our least favorite scientologist being thrown in the slammer and dan gives a couple mini movie reviews (italianamerican and monsters marriage and murder in manchvegas)

dan has to carry this one becaUse david can't stop reading comic books like the one where spiderman lets an old woman fall to her death because he saw some teens watching him and didn't want to look cringe saving a human life

david talks about the 2009 film It's Complicated starring meryl streep and some scary guy. he talks about it for a while. no really. following some rock news. p.s. can ANYone tell me what jumpin jack flash the movie is?? is it even real???

what if his name was johnny neurotic and he was really a certain director david loves

in the first half david speed runs two 'best 80s comedy' lists after not taking well dan's negative review of the jerk. then some " rock news " and then we brainstorm how to get a tornado to guest on the pod

did we like Barbie or Oppenheimer better? Tune in and fine out because you legally HAVE TO  compare the two and it will decide which side of the eventual movie theater wars you are on before the president turns every movie theater into a giant microwave oven and the people become the popcorn in a sick twist of fate

this week we talk return of the living dead, kick-ass, and a movie about the greatest dog of all time.. no not hachi it's BINGO (1991). and more

with laser guided focus we discuss: asteroid city, indian jones 3 and 5, no hard feelings, love and mercy.

we talk about the new girl for quite a while and eventually david talks about the fan and dan talks about me myself and irene and witness for the prosecution. asteroid city discussion next week.

movies discussed: raiders of the lost ark, temple of doom, no hard feelings, dirty dancing, dancing in the streets music video feat. mick jagger and david bowie

we share some personal rock news of seeing the cure live outdoors in the pouring rain and then discuss some random ass steven spielberg ranking david found online

lots of assassination talk in this one

imagine sitting in a corner booth a musso & frank's, you've just ordered your third martini, you're getting loose with the boys (frank booth from blue velvet, joe pesci from goodfellas, reagan from the exorist) and in walks m3gan

in perhaps the most focused episode yet, we talk guardians of the galaxy 3, master gardener and then the silly little state of streaming for a while. also some recommendations at the end, it's cool when movies are good

cut tragically short by david's dog dropping a squeaky duck toy on my space bar but we had to make it to a showing of master gardener (review forthcoming) evil dead rise spoilers start at like 10:30

an episode cut short when ghostface makes quick work of us with an uzi 9mm

we talk beau is afraid joined by our friend aaron aka music man and photographer Covier, spoilers from 2:45 - the end. link to aaron's stuff: https://linktr.ee/Covier

we finally review the new john wick and explain how we could easily defeat him

every time I tried to post this last week a little humanoid rat started slashing at my ankles. I finally called in my best friend who has been to jail to take of it and they both perished. so that's why the episode is late.

dan recorded the episode in low quality on accident so it's kind of like an homage to low-res cinema like hannah takes the stairs or doogal

we check out the trailers for master gardener and asteroid city off the top, we invent our own boutique home video label, batman pitches the katt hatter as a batman villain and we get into all sorts of other funny business

we talk the whale, evan almighty, we break the tradition of rock news by talking about recent releases by new artists, then we loosely game out 3 biopics about some of everyone's favorite internet celebrities

we have a brief post-oscars chat, cover some rock news involving the drummer from def leppard, and discover the famous lost terrence howard movie "blood demand blood"

we talk what we imagine happened at the oscars and then dan reviews women talking and she said with some small soldiers discussion sandwiched in there. the second half we do a retrospective on the oscars over the decades and yearn for a time when there weren't 50 best picture nominees

I'm betting an irresponsible amount of money that every actor mentioned in the ariana debose bafta song is going to win an award, many of whom are nominated for the same categories but yolo I'm living it uop

our returning guest of nepotism brian is back and we talk rock news, kids in movies, new york new york (1977), vincent gallo's webstore, and I think sean penn comes up at some point

there must be something rotten in denmark because my back fkin hurts

the gas station scene from magic mike xxl but it's me playing this podcast from my phone to the girl working there and david is outside cheering and pounding on the glass

we discuss some of the most divorced directors of all time and we come to a startling conclusion about how their work was impacted. and rock news. movies/people talked about this episode: indiana jones: the last crusade, squid and the whale, meyerowitz stories, body double, brian depalma, paul schrader, martin scorsese  

we record these a week ahead of time now so I cannot remember what we talked about but It's movies for sure

it's basically the same show but we talk about movies for a reason and not as a digression

time to take a week off of food or water to fully punish myself for record 100 episode of this tragic show

pretty sure we establish ourselves as pro-lying in this episode and talk year-end faves

lots of fabelmans talk here I practically had to hire a craigslist bodyguard to subdue all of the listeners demanding we talk about this movie only a couple were fatally wounded thankfully.

in the future before each recording we will drink so much coffee that we have to go to the hospital before starting the episode

not really but we talk extensively about food poisoning so if that sounds gross maybe skip the middle chunk

dan the student learned from david the sensei all about the core values and themes established by the popular tv sitcom "that 70s show" such as: fez likes all candy, fez behaves like every healthy young man should, eric dies from erectile dysfunction and is replaced by some jobber